Chapter 765 The Jokes Are All From Life!

It must be too late to regret, so from then on, the vocal training room of the Earthman Studio has become a restricted area, and the studio partners will not pass through it unless they have to.

Otherwise, you won't know when you will be killed with one blow from the magic sound.

Even if you have to pass by here, you have to run as fast as possible, or simply bring earplugs with you in case of emergency.

Others can choose to escape, but Yang Hongxia, who promised to "check her homework regularly", has no way to escape, so she can only bite the bullet and go to battle. The euphemistic name is to point out newcomers.

Lin Fan: I believe you bastard!

What if I don't know the legend about the company's recent rumors of infusing the brain with magic sounds?

But Lin Fan was also very curious, how difficult it is to sing alone, so that everyone in the company avoids it?

Curious, so curious! Must watch around.

So, Lin Fan still came.

"Come on, Zhou Xiang, show what you have learned during this time." Yang Hongxia didn't know whether she was encouraging Zhou Xiang or herself, "Don't be afraid, no matter what you sing, you won't be better than me." You were bad."

Zhou Xiang: ... Miss Xia, I thank you!

Taking a deep breath, Zhou Xiang said, "Then, shall I start?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a "chuckle", and the other two friends, Li Xiaodong and Lu Bingyang rushed to the corner of the training room closest to the door, their whole bodies were tense, as if they were ready to run away from the door at any time.

Zhou Xiang puffed his cheeks, feeling that his self-esteem had been hurt ten thousand points.

Seeing the appearance of the two facing the enemy, Lin Fan and Yang Hongxia exchanged a look, and moved back a little calmly, trying to maximize the straight-line distance between the two sides to ensure safety.

Zhou Xiang: Hey, hey, I saw it!

But what can I do, Zhou Xiang is also very helpless: "I'm starting to sing, are you ready?"

The vocal teacher at the side took out the earplugs from his pocket, and stuffed them into his ears very skillfully.

Lin Fan and Yang Hongxia: ...Is this a bit exaggerated?

soon,

They will know whether to exaggerate or not.

"Look at your eyes that write verse, sometimes wild and sometimes mysterious—"

"Hiss!" Lin Fan gasped!

"Slap!" Yang Hongxia slapped herself on the forehead.

"Bang!" Li Xiaodong and Lu Bingyang rushed out the door.

Of the six people in the entire training room, four of them were killed, and only one vocal teacher who was well prepared and wearing earplugs survived to the end.

The lethality is unrivaled!

Lin Fan quickly waved his hands: "Stop, stop, it's okay, it's okay, don't sing any more!"

Originally, Lin Fan thought that the song "Crystal" was so simple that it would be quite difficult for most people to sing it well. In addition, Zhou Xiang has a professional vocal teacher to guide him. After such a long period of training, let alone rapid progress, at least he will not sing so terrible.

Yes, it's horrible.

When Lin Fan himself didn't have the system turned on, singing was never so scary.

Zhou Xiang silently closed his mouth, looking at the sky speechlessly.

Yang Hongxia's head twitched, looking at Zhou Xiang, she didn't know what to say, so she could only turn to Lin Fan: "How is it? Can we still be rescued?"

"How should I put it?" Lin Fan carefully chose his words, for fear of going too far and hurting the little girl's fragile heart. "The pitch is fine, and the voice quality is also good..."

It just sang badly!

Yang Hongxia remained expressionless: "Ms. Zhou has already said the same thing."

Lin Fan gave a dry laugh and suggested, "Why don't you try singing nursery rhymes?"

The vocal teacher took off the earplugs: "I tried it, but with that effect, I'm worried that parents will report it after it's broadcast."

Most people don’t sing very well, mainly due to inaccuracies in pitch, rhythm, emotion, technique, understanding of lyrics and sense of substitution, as well as the limitations of the voice itself.

As for Zhou Xiang, she passed everywhere, and learned the skills and vocalizations that should be learned, but the combination is completely wrong, as if God directly took away her "singing" function.

"Then there's no other way, let's grind word by word!"

Therefore, when the fifth episode of the second season of "Longing for the Yard" was officially launched, the audience saw Zhou Xiang alone in the garden of the hotel, facing the flowers in full bloom and the pool. The little fish and turtles in the house sang affectionately: "Twinkle twinkle twinkle, the sky is full of little stars—"

In an instant, an invisible sound wave came out from the program, attacking all the audience indiscriminately. The audience with a slightly lower magic resistance was immediately killed!

[There is always a teaser provoking Bengong: Ah! my ears! Sister Zhou Xiang, what kind of hatred do we have, why did you attack us like this when you came up? 】

[Buggy Lolita Heart: Oh my god! It's been a long time, I've never heard such an ugly nursery rhyme! It's more uncomfortable than scratching the blackboard with fingernails! Just send me away! 】

[Member of the Mental Hospital: Sister Zhou Xiang, you finally can't stand the oppression of the two big bosses, are you going to push the two big mountains on your body to fight for a future? Then you go to Fanfan and sister Xia, why are you torturing us poor and helpless little audience? 】

Not only the audience couldn't stand it, but the crew of the show's photography team were also affected.

Dear, this chapter is not finished, there is still the next page ^0^ No, just put the machine on the spot, people are one by two, like something chasing behind, they all run far away, everyone Able to stick to the post and stand in place.

And Zhou Xiang was still conscientiously standing in the garden, and finished the rest of the lyrics: "Hanging in the sky to shine brightly, like thousands of little eyes—"

Now I can't help it even in the later stage, a special effect of withering flowers in the garden, a special effect of glass bursting, and then arrange the special effects of small fish and turtles in the pool dragging their families to escape from the scene, and Zhou Xiang's "magic sound" is poured into the brain. The effect is set off vividly.

After singing twice in a row, today's singing practice ended. Then, when he turned his head, Zhou Xiang found that at some point, he was the only one left on the scene, with unattended cameras, various light barriers and small speakers. It fell to the ground.

A gust of cold wind blew by, and the scene was as bleak as it could be!

As for the audience outside the arena, none of them were spared, and all of them died in battle.

[You look like a joke: I always thought that singing would kill me, but this is just a joke. When this joke appeared in front of me alive, I realized that the jokes all come from life! 】

[I swear I will never swear again: Sister, you are an actor! Why sing? Why torture yourself? The point is that it’s fine if you torture yourself, why torture us? 】

[Forgive me for not being able to catch up with you because of my short legs in my life: so full of energy is all idle! Brother Fan, hurry up and find something more for Miss Zhou Xiang to do! I beg you! We will never feel sorry for Zhou Xiang again! 】

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