Chapter 532 Review5000 Words

At nine o'clock in the morning, Lin Fan regained his strength a little and couldn't fall asleep anymore. Practicing the basic skills every morning has become Lin Fan's muscle memory. When it's one o'clock, the biological clock wakes up automatically. If he can sleep until nine o'clock, he was too tired yesterday the result of.

Lin Fan finished washing in the room and walked out.

When I came out, I was taken aback!

"Wow... what's wrong with you guys? Gangsters entered the hotel? Where's the security? Have you called the police?"

Don't blame Lin Fan for making a fuss, it's really what Wang Lingli and the others look like now, I really want to look like after fighting with the gangsters with bare hands, their hair is messed up like a chicken coop, and their eye sockets are a little swollen, as if they were punched by someone!

More importantly, the makeup of these girls is all over!

It's so fucking scary!

The lipstick is rubbing against my neck, the foundation on my face is also white and yellow, and the clothes are a bit messy! All of them looked sluggish, in short, it was hard to say!

How could the big guys admit such a shameful thing like fighting for a pot of porridge?

Wang Lingli wiped her face and forced a smile: "It's okay! We're just playing games!"

Li Shasha nodded vigorously, wiped off the lipstick on her neck, hiss! It hurts a little, did someone scratch the skin?

"Yes, that's right, we're playing a game!"

Anyway, I can't admit such a shameful thing!

Lin Fan was speechless: "What game, it's so exciting!"

"Uh, that, that's the one that's been very popular recently, the real-life immersive script killing! That's it!"

make up! You work hard!

Lin Fan smiled: "Have you finished killing?"

Everyone nodded in unison: "It's over."

Lin Fan took a deep breath and comforted himself, these are all my fans, these are all invited by me, these are all... fart!

"Go back and tidy up yourself! Take a good look in the mirror and see what the hell you look like now! You guys are capable, and fight while I'm asleep! Everyone goes back and writes a 3,000-word self-criticism for me, and hand it in before lunch !"

Everyone screamed: "No, Fanfan!"

"I'm most afraid of writing a review!"

"Isn't 3,000 words too much? How about 800 words?"

"I can't finish writing and solve it by myself for lunch today!"

Lin Fan is not used to them, this group of fans are too noisy, they start troubles as soon as they move in, if they don't give them a warning, they will be able to climb on top of him tomorrow!

Lin Fan ignored them and directly opened the door to the backyard and walked towards the kitchen.

Wang Lingli's complexion changed drastically, and she ran away with her head in her arms!

The others also followed with a "buzz", like wasps that had exploded their nest, and fled from the hall, some ran back to the room, some ran directly to the garden outside, and some directly burrowed into the garden. out of the basement!

In short, in less than a second, there was no one in the entire hall.

Lin Fan walked into the kitchen, thinking about today's lunch menu, and went to the rice cooker to serve porridge, planning to pad his stomach first.

But who knew that as soon as the rice cooker was turned on and it was clean, the porridge would have been consumed long ago. But Wang Lingli and the others still had a bit of conscience. Although they finished the porridge cooked by Lin Fan, they bought breakfast for Lin Fan and put it in the steamer next to it to keep warm.

There are quite a few of them in quantity and variety. Almost all the breakfast snacks near the homestay are concentrated here. Lin Fan didn’t pick anything, so he just took a bite of a steamed bun. The taste was okay, and it was only worse than the ones made by himself. A little bit of a little bit, there is no problem with a little cushion.

but.

Lin Fan looked back at the rice cooker, and always felt that this rice cooker was different from the one he used frequently in his impression.

Maybe it's an illusion?

Lin Fan took a bottle of milk from the refrigerator,

Pour into the milk pan and get ready to heat it up, but what about the ladle? Lin Fan searched around before finding a brand new ladle in the cabinet.

Looking at the ladle that had no trace of use at all, Lin Fan fell silent.

Then, a few fans of Zuo Niao Shou San heard the voice from the kitchen amplified through the ancestral loudspeaker in the courtyard: "Review the five thousand words, and rewrite any missing word!"

Everyone trembled: o(╥﹏╥)o woo woo, maybe we were wrong!

At twelve o'clock in the noon, in the garden of the yearning yard, the rectangular dining table is filled with all kinds of delicious food, and with the idol halo of "made by Lin Fan", Wang Lingli and others only think that these dishes are in the It exudes dazzling light, the dreamy bubbles are boiling and breaking, and the fragrance tantalizes the taste buds all the time, making people want to rush to it immediately and eat it first.

However, due to the battle that broke out between them in the morning over a pot of porridge, they damaged one of Lin Pan's beloved rice cookers, one long-handled spoon, and the bad behavior of trying to get away with newly purchased similar products!

Lin Fan made a ruthless decision, no one was allowed to eat at the table until after checking their self-criticism!

However, even with a full three hours, there are still several people who have not completed the 5,000-word self-criticism, and those who have finished the self-criticism also have problems of one kind or another.

"What I asked you to write is a review of fighting and damage to the property of the hotel. This is obviously a review of cheating in the exam. Did you copy it from the Internet? Did you just copy and paste it without looking at the content?"

"The content of this paragraph is exactly the same as that of the previous paragraph. Are you writing web articles in your own job? If you write so many words, you will be sent a blade by readers, right?"

"The two of you copied the same review! Can you please communicate with each other when copying! There are so many model essays on the Internet that you have to copy the same one!"

...

Everyone was cowardly, and they didn't dare to talk to each other. They felt like they were back in school when they were called into the office by the teacher to be scolded.

Originally, they were at fault first, so it's okay if Lin Fan said a few words.

that is.

"Gulu!" Yu Mengmeng's stomach suddenly cried out, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Lin Fan said coolly: "Why, didn't you grab a bite of porridge in the morning?"

Yu Mengmeng wanted to cry without tears: "They are too cunning, they rushed into the kitchen when I didn't pay attention to handing out the room cards, and when I realized it, they couldn't squeeze in..."

Lin Fan glanced over, and the others looked at the sky and the ground, but they didn't make any eye contact with Lin Fan anyway.

It is impossible to be courteous. Now that the courtyard of Yearning is closed to the public, who knows when the next time Fanfan will receive fans? Not to mention the porridge cooked by Fan Fan himself, she wouldn't be courteous to a single bite!

"Gululu!" With Yu Mengmeng leading the way, the stomachs of the others started to growl as if they had received some kind of signal, one after another, and no one said anything.

But at this point, they didn't dare to rush up to eat rashly, because Lin Fan hadn't spoken yet.

Lin Fan also had a headache and was speechless: "Okay, don't pretend to be pitiful, forget it this time, and next time..."

Everyone quickly stated: "No, there will never be a next time! If such a thing happens again, you will drive us away directly, and we will have nothing to say!"

"I'm sorry, Fanfan. I was too excited today. Maybe it was because yesterday's concert was so exciting that I couldn't adjust myself... Ah, I'm not making excuses. Anyway, I'm sorry, we know we made a mistake!"

Lin Fan also had nothing to do with this group of fans: "That's all, all right, let's eat!"

"Wow!" Everyone cheered in unison, Lin Fan let go, and these fans became more courageous.

"Great, I knew Fanfan would forgive us!"

"Don't worry, I promise there will never be a next time!"

Lin Fan waved the self-criticism in his hand: "However, for those who haven't finished the self-criticism, please fill in the words after dinner!"

"Ah, don't~~~~"

In the sky above the yearning yard, there was a sound of laughter, but there were a few wails, adding a bit of tranquility amidst the noise, and the early summer sunshine covered the entire Huahai Island.

Before I got on stage, the brokerage company went bankrupt