Nine Hundred and Eighteen Apologize to the Whole World?

The King of New Tuvalu held a press conference, which attracted countless reporters.

Many reporters speculated that this press conference was related to the content of Mars exploration, because since the Mars successfully landed on the earth, New Tuvalu has not announced their exploration results.

Regarding the situation on Mars, NASA in the United States has announced a lot, because they have successfully launched many exploration vehicles and landed on Mars. Not only are there photos, but also videos, as well as analysis reports of soil, air and other materials.

In this case, the results brought back by human exploration of Mars are actually not important. Because human exploration of Mars is not much different from mechanical exploration in essence. The real difference lies in its significance.

However, when this press conference is hosted by His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu, it will definitely be attractive enough.

Hundreds of reporters from various well-known media from various countries have already arrived at the Royal College of New Tuvalu. Today, the Royal College of New Tuvalu has become an authoritative place in the earth's academic community. Although it was established a short time ago, it is not worth mentioning compared to those century-old famous schools, but it is not weak in terms of popularity.

The most important thing is that the faculty and students of the Royal College of New Tuvalu have continuously launched various research results and papers, which are guiding the technological direction of the entire earth.

What surprised many reporters was that the venue for today's press conference was not in the auditorium or the college's high-tech exhibition center, but in the stadium.

"Why in the stadium? This stadium can accommodate 30,000 people, and how many of us reporters are there?"

There are hundreds of reporters and accompanying cameramen, which is a huge number. However, in this 30,000-person stadium, not even a corner can be filled.

"What I find most strange is why we have to sit in the stands?"

The architectural model of stadiums in various countries is actually similar, with stands around and a huge competition area in the middle.

"That's right, how can we interview here? Is it just for us to watch today?"

The most important part of the press conference, besides the press conference, is the questioning session.

In such a huge stadium, reporters are sitting on the stands, and the rostrum for the press conference has been set up, right in the center of the stadium competition area. At such a long distance, even if they shouted loudly, it would be difficult for the people on the rostrum to hear the voices of the reporters in the stands.

Unless all the reporters shouted the same question in unison.

"Are you an idiot? Don't you know there is something called a microphone and something called a loudspeaker?"

Some reporters thought that the question-and-answer session later should be for these reporters to use microphones to ask questions. The reason for choosing such a large venue is that this time they may have to deploy something of relatively large size.

"Could it be that the king of New Tuvalu caught a big monster on Mars?"

The reporter who said this couldn't help laughing. It's not that the earthlings have never seen big monsters. The disasters caused by monsters in the past few years have plunged the global economy into a downturn. If it weren't for New Tuvalu's research and manufacture of two powerful war weapons, space-based satellites and aerospace motherships, and the use of these two war weapons in dealing with the monster crisis, the earth would still be in a state of panic.

For the earthlings who have the protection of space-based satellites and aerospace motherships, big monsters are no longer a pressure.

There is an exhibition area in New Tuvalu, where there are several large monsters captured alive, which are open to tourists regularly.

New Tuvalu's tourism industry dominates the world. In addition to its beautiful scenery, perfect planning and construction, high national quality, and world-leading medical level, "weird" attractions like the monster exhibition area are also one of the main reasons for attracting tourists from all over the world.

"Is the Mars monster worthy of His Majesty the King himself to hold a press conference?"

A reporter laughed and said, "Have you all forgotten? Before His Majesty went to Mars,

Have the number of press conferences held by His Majesty the King been getting less and less? For products that are extremely important to other countries and can even be described as epoch-making, he will not hold press conferences in person, but will hand them over to his subordinates to do it."

Before New Tuvalu conquered AIDS, manufactured a regeneration cradle, etc., the King of New Tuvalu did not hold press conferences in person.

The most recent press conference held by the King of New Tuvalu was the Diyue-1 spacecraft, which was a time that could make a deep mark in human history.

"Could it be something as important as the test flight of the Diyue-1?"

Reporters are best at guessing. One reporter suspected, "Is there life on Mars?"

The suspicion at this time was different from the joke that a certain reporter had said before, that a monster had appeared on Mars.

Amid the discussion of many reporters, the time for the press conference finally arrived. The new King of Tuvalu stepped onto the podium in the spotlight.

"This press conference is because we have successfully developed a brand new product, a product that can completely change the human world. And this change is epoch-making."

The first sentence of the new King of Tuvalu made all the reporters hold their breath. A product that can be called epoch-making by the new King of Tuvalu must be a truly epoch-making product.

"Before introducing this product, I need to apologize to the world."

The second sentence shocked all the reporters, including the audience who were watching the live broadcast.

The new Tuvalu king faced the camera with a smile on his face and apologized, but no one could see his apology.

"Three years ago in the Olympics, our new Tuvalu dominated the gold medal list. At that time, many people suspected that our athletes, including me, had used some banned drugs."

Facing the camera, the new Tuvalu king completely ignored the exclamations of the reporters on the scene and the exclamations of the audience in front of the TV, and said to himself: "I declare again that we did not use banned drugs."

The sudden heavy breathing made many viewers want to curse, but before they could curse, they heard the new Tuvalu king say: "Because the drugs we use are not banned drugs banned by the World Anti-Doping Agency or any sports organization."

Everyone was stunned instantly, really stunned.

The new Tuvalu king suddenly talked about the Olympics a few years ago, and said that he and the athletes had used drugs. This was definitely news that shocked the world. As for what the new Tuvalu king said, that kind of drug is not a banned drug, who would care?

If it is not a banned drug, how can it be possible for people to win Olympic gold medals after taking it?

When the world was in uproar, the new King of Tuvalu continued: "Banned drugs in the conventional sense have a very important premise, which is to temporarily improve the athletes' competitive performance. It is precisely because of this that I don't recognize it as a banned drug. On the contrary, I think it is a drug that can change humans and even make humans evolve."

"Because its changes to human fitness are permanent."

The new King of Tuvalu on the rostrum in the center of the stadium paused and said: "Before the last Olympic Games, we successfully developed a drug that can comprehensively improve human physical fitness. After human experiments, we confirmed the effectiveness of this drug, and in the Olympic Games , our country's athletes have also proved the effect of that drug to the whole world. "

"The reason why we chose to announce it today, more than three years later, is to ensure that this change is truly permanent, rather than a short-term improvement in physical fitness or a short-term improvement in competitive status. The most important thing is that we need to make sure that this all-round improvement in physical fitness has no side effects."

"After such a long period of follow-up experiments, we have determined that the effect of this drug is permanent and has no side effects. Therefore, it is not a banned drug at all."

The whole world continues to be confused, and some viewers who have not yet reacted suddenly feel that what the new King of Tuvalu said makes sense.

Since it is a permanent change in physical fitness, it naturally cannot be considered a banned drug.

But, something seems to be wrong?

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