Chapter 28 The Enemy Is Too Cunning
After tidying up, the three of them walked out of the toilet and saw Xu Xin waiting outside.
"Ah...you..."
Looking at the three men with bruised noses and swollen faces, Xu Xin suddenly became petrified.
"It's okay, there was a voyeur just now, and we beat him up."
"Peeping Tom?" Xu Xin looked suspicious, and her eyes fell on Wang Zhu. She knew her brother too well, and this was probably a good thing done by him.
"Yeah, a few homosexuals ran away from the back mountain after being beaten up by us." Wang Zhu said quickly.
"Yeah, brother stupid was almost molested. Fortunately, brother Xiao is very skilled. Otherwise, brother stupid would be a tragedy..."
Shi Xiaobao stared at Wang Zhu's butt with a look of lingering fear.
"Please zip it up!"
When Wang Zhu saw Shi Xiaobao blackmailing him in front of the girl he liked, he immediately became furious and fought back immediately.
"Hahaha... Who dropped the soap in the toilet just now?" Xu Zixiao took the opportunity to add insult to injury.
"Brother Xiao, it's your soap that fell out." Wang Zhu and Shi Xiaobao said in unison.
"..." Xu Zixiao didn't expect that the two who were fighting among themselves just now had such a tacit understanding, and suddenly petrified.
"Ahem... let's go, no matter how much we talk, Jiaojiao will go back."
Seeing that the three of them were talking more and more outrageous, Xu Xin hurriedly left first.
The three followed Xu Xin and arrived under the tree where Lu Jiao was hiding. Seeing the distressed appearance of the three of them, Lu Jiao immediately understood what happened, but it was inconvenient to ask, so she pretended to be confused and cared a few words, and then set off to climb the mountain. .
Because of the scorching sun, the five chose a deep path.
The trail is in the woods, the sunlight can't penetrate, the temperature is cool, walking up the stairs, eating snacks and drinking cold drinks, it has a special flavor, but Shi Xiaobao is suffering, carrying a few large bags of food and drinks.
Wang Chu and Xu Zixiao were not idle either, each carrying backpacks for two girls, but don't underestimate the bags of the two girls, the amount of messy cosmetics in them is quite heavy.
Along the way, Wang Chu and Xu Xin chatted about football.
Facing the fanatical football fans, Wang Zhu had to work hard to deal with it, for fear of revealing his secrets.
It stands to reason that several people are walking on the road, red men and green women, should be fairy-like companions, but unfortunately, the number of two girls and three big men is not right, and the three men are all bruised and swollen, which is extremely funny. When I saw some boys and girls, they all snickered.
In the beginning, Shi Xiaobao seemed to be pumped with chicken blood, and kept thinking about topics to talk to Lu Jiao, but Lu Jiao didn't have to look at him at all, most of the time, instead, she looked at Wang Zhu and Xu Xin.
Shi Xiaobao's interest was quickly extinguished because of Lu Jiao's indifference, and he walked behind with Xu Zixiao dejectedly.
Wang Chu and Xu Xin walked in front side by side.
Lu Jiao walked behind Wang Chu and Xu Xin alone.
Shi Xiaobao and Xu Zixiao walked side by side, chatting with each other.
Five people formed a strange picture.
Along the way, except for Wang Zhu and Xu Xin who had a lively chat, the other three were basically silent all the way.
At noon, the five finally climbed to the Sun Temple on the top of the mountain.
The temperature is as high as forty degrees, even in the woods, there are heat waves one after another, making people breathless, as if the chest is about to burn.
The five of them chose a shady step and sat down to enjoy the cool air. It wasn't until this time that Xu Xin realized that there was something wrong with the atmosphere, which was dull and depressing.
"Xiaobao, what is your dream?" Xu Xin asked Shi Xiaobao, wanting to liven up the atmosphere.
"Dreams... I don't have any dreams." Shi Xiaobao who was in a daze was stunned for a long time before he realized it.
"Hehe, it's impossible for people not to have dreams, even if it's a good meal or buying a bicycle, they are all dreams." Xu Xin laughed.
"That...then I have a dream."
"Tell me."
"When I get rich, I will carry tens of millions of cash with me and a group of bodyguards, and let them carry it in a trolley case.
Seeing a guy who is not pleasing to the eye, he directly smashed RMB at him, hehe...it's cool to think about it! By the way, is this a dream? "Shi Xiaobao had a longing look on his face.
"...Forget it." Xu Xin was stunned for a long time before uttering a word with difficulty.
Lu Jiao didn't express her opinion, but she didn't hide the contempt on her face.
"Okay, good ambition!"
Xu Zixiao laughed loudly, and gave Shi Xiaobao a thumbs up, not sure if he really admired it or ridiculed it.
"Stupid brother, what do you think?" Shi Xiaobao asked triumphantly.
"Vulgar!" Wang Zhu raised his neck and poured a bottle of mineral water.
"Bah, you're talking about an elegant dream." Shi Xiaobao snorted.
"Why don't you use gold bars? Use gold bars to directly kill the guy you don't like, and then pick it up and smash the next guy who doesn't like you. It's both stylish and cheap." Wang Zhu said with a serious face.
"Ah...gold bars...why didn't I think of it?" Shi Xiaobao was taken aback for a moment, then danced and danced, his face suddenly enlightened.
"..."
Xu Xin, Lu Jiao and Xu Zixiao all looked stunned. The thinking of these two guys really cannot be measured by ordinary people.
"Wang Zhu, where is your dream?" Lu Jiao asked suddenly.
"My dream...my dream is to drive around in a car all day long with money in my pocket." Wang Zhu replied after a moment of hesitation.
"Is this also a dream?" Xu Xin giggled.
"Of course." Wang Zhu said with a sad face: "This dream is too far away, and it is difficult to realize."
"If you follow my method, your dream will come true tomorrow." A sly smile appeared on the corner of Lu Jiao's mouth.
"Really?" Looking at the smile on Lu Jiao's face, Wang Zhu lost his mind for a while.
"Application for bus conductor."
"Ah...cough cough..."
"Hahahahaha..."
"Brother Xiao, what is your dream?" Wang Zhu quickly shifted his target to Xu Zixiao.
"Defeat all the masters in the world!" Xu Zixiao replied immediately without thinking. When he spoke, his eyes were filled with incomparable enthusiasm.
"Oh..." Wang Zhu felt that Xu Zixiao's dream was nothing to be ridiculed, so he shifted his target to Lu Jiao again, "Lu Jiao, what about you?"
"My dream...my dream is to go back to a month ago." The expression on Lu Jiao's face suddenly became cold.
"Ahem... What a dream, what a dream! Where's Xu Xin?" Naturally, Wang Zhu understood the meaning of Lu Jiao's words, and quickly turned away.
"I hope the Xu family will always be harmonious." Xu Xin showed a trace of loneliness on his flawless face.
"sister……"
"It's okay." Xu Xin glanced at Xu Zixiao, and said, "It's noon now, let's go down the mountain slowly, and have dinner at the Cherry Blossom Building. After dinner, we can go to the bar to watch the football game."
The atmosphere suddenly became heavy.
"Don't worry, it's still early. Let me tell you a joke. There was a girl who went outside to take a shower one day. After washing, she wanted to dry her hair. She saw a girl blowing in front of the hair dryer stand, and another girl was queuing up. , she waited and waited and waited and waited, that girl was so good at bragging, the girl in front of her probably couldn't wait, so she left, and she continued to wait and wait and wait and wait. After a long time, the girl finally finished blowing it up, and then she unplugged the hair dryer, put the hair dryer in her bag, and left gorgeously..."
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha... Damn, is it true?" Xu Zixiao smiled very low and slapped his thigh.
Shi Xiaobao laughed dryly twice, because this was the second time he heard Wang Zhu say this joke, and he was already immune. In fact, Shi Xiaobao also really wants to learn Wang Zhu's trick to pick up girls. Unfortunately, he lacks Wang Zhu's serious expression when he tells jokes. Still confused.
"Let's go!"
Wang Zhu blinked at Xu Xin, got up and walked down the mountain.
"Thank you." Xu Xin found that Wang Chu was always able to liven up the atmosphere at critical moments.
"Do you want to make a promise with your body?" Wang Zhu said with a chuckle.
"I have a boyfriend." Xu Xin pursed her lips and smiled.
"It's okay, what I'm best at is poaching."
"You look so nasty." Xu Xin noticed that the smirk on Wang Zhu's swollen cheeks set off the unshaven face, making him look like a villain.
"Merry and not dirty." Wang Zhu smiled awkwardly.
"I know you are kind-hearted." Xu Xin smiled.
...
Seeing Xu Xin and Wang Zhu walking in front side by side, Lu Jiao felt panicked.
no!
Wang Zhu is too cunning and dangerous, with a human face and a beast's heart, he must not be allowed to get close to Xu Xin, he must find an opportunity to expose Wang Zhu's ugly face!
Lu Jiao turned her head to look at Xu Zixiao, and sighed secretly. This guy has strong limbs and a simple mind, and he can't be used for much. Let him beat someone, but she gets beaten up all over her head.
Shi Xiaobao!
Lu Jiao glanced at Shi Xiaobao, and she was overjoyed, this guy seems to lack a muscle in his brain, why not break through him.
"Little Treasure."
"Huh?" Shi Xiaobao was looking down at Yuanyuan, whom he fell in love with at first sight.
"How long have you known Wang Zhu?" Lu Jiao tried her best to pretend to be friendly.
"If you don't have anything to show your courtesy, you can either rape or steal!"
Shi Xiaobao's words extinguished Lu Jiao's thoughts.
For Shi Xiaobao, Lu Jiao was too tender.
From the Cherry Blossom Tower to the Sun Palace, Shi Xiaobao had long since given up on Lu Jiao. He could see that Lu Jiao was not only disgusted with him, but a deep-seated disgust.
Shi Xiaobao once fell in love with countless girls at first sight, so he naturally knows how to retreat in spite of difficulties, and will never waste precious time on a girl who is "not worth" pursuing.
Now, Shi Xiaobao has decided to spend all his energy on conquering Yuanyuan's fortress. At present, Yuanyuan is the most likely target to be his first girlfriend.
"..."
Lu Jiao felt that Shi Xiaobao had seen through her internal organs, and her face turned red.
Fortunately, Shi Xiaobao was imagining Yuanyuan's sweet smile, and didn't notice Lu Jiao at all.
After walking for more than ten kilometers, all the way was steep and rugged mountain roads. The whole group was tired, and the temperature rose and the weather was hot. When going down the mountain, everyone had no intention of chatting and concentrated on the road. At two o'clock in the afternoon, we finally arrived Sakura House.
After a late lunch, everyone drove straight to the "Sailor's Story" bar in the city.
When it came to Sailor's Story, Shi Xiaobao parted ways with Wang Zhu without hesitation. He has no interest in football at all, and he has given up on Lu Jiao. He just wants to rush to Yuanyuan's side as soon as possible. Naturally, he doesn't want to waste time on football. .
Football is also tasteless to Wang Chu, but in order to pick up girls, he still has to cater to him.
What Wang Zhu did was very simple. When Xu Xin screamed, he also yelled. When Xu Xin applauded, he drank to celebrate.
Wang Zhu repeated his old trick, trying to get Xu Xin drunk.
Wang Zhu's motto is: Women don't get drunk, men have no chance!