Chapter 695 Let Him Be Lucky to the End

"Haha, I'm laughing so hard, oh, oh, my stomach, my God, it hurts so much, haha, if I die, it will be because of laughter, not because of the two bullets that are still in my stomach, God , it’s really ridiculous. ( )”

Mark Ewen's stomach was still bleeding, but he laughed uncontrollably, and laughed while crying out in pain.

Gao Yang tapped Mark Ewen's leg with his pistol and said loudly: "Hey, hey, man, don't just smile, blood is starting to come out of your mouth."

Mark Ewen wiped his mouth with his hand, and then said with a depressed look: "Fake, they hit my stomach, and blood started to come up along the esophagus. This is not good news, but, haha, I am still very happy. Want to laugh."

Mikey sped up the car, and Gao Yang asked curiously: "Did something funny happen?"

After Mark Evans stabbed the man he was stomping on the head with his gun, he shouted, "Hey, man, does your ass hurt?"

The person who was stepped on by Mark Ewen also turned his head with horror on his face, stared at Mark Ewen, and said loudly: "Damn it! What did you say?"

Gao Yang was also stunned and said: "What did you say?"

Mark Ewen spit out blood and wiped his mouth with his hand. He pressed his wound hard and said with a painful expression: "Man, there was a murderer in Cape Town recently, or... A group of murderers, what happened to the victims was that they got into a taxi and then lost consciousness, and the main victims were white, white men."

The person who was stepped on by Mark Evan said anxiously: "What then?"

Mark Ewen said with a difficult smile: "People who get into the taxi will find that their luggage and wallet are lost. The most unlucky thing is that their anus has also been exploded. But what is even more unlucky is that their anus has been exploded. People will find out that they are infected with AIDS. Didn't you watch the news? Oh, you just got off the plane, right? Let me tell you, there have been five such victims in the past six months, hahaha, man. So... Judging from your situation, please allow me to ask, does your anus hurt?"

"You damn bastards!"

The man who was stepped on by Mark Ewen was completely stunned at first. After subconsciously touching his butt, after waiting for a moment, he suddenly shouted loudly and suddenly stood up. Mark Ewen stepped on his head and back with his feet. As soon as he stood up, Mark Ewen, who was already weak, was immediately pushed back against the seat.

Gao Yang leaned forward. He hit the unlucky guy on the head with the handle of the gun, and there was a bang. Gao Yang said loudly: "Brother, please understand, we are the ones who saved you.

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Although he was hit on the head, the man who was stepped on by Mark Evan still stood up and snatched the gun from the weak Mark Evan, but before he could actually grab the gun, In his hand, that is to say, when his hand was still holding the sleeve instead of the handle, he immediately stopped again.

Being hit by Gao Yang and having the backup gun pointed at the back of his head was secondary. The key was that after hearing Gao Yang's words, the unlucky man immediately stopped moving, quickly returned the gun to Mark Ivan's hand, and raised it Hands, loudly said: "Sorry, sorry, I think it was you who saved me, well, my butt didn't hurt, and, I remembered, the taxi driver, after I got in the car, he had faced me Sprayed something on and then I didn’t know anything.”

After Mark Ewen took two deep breaths, he smiled and said: "It seems you are lucky. You met us before your anus was blown. Okay, lean back so that I can put down my legs. Don't turn your head. Don't be awkward." Head, if you turn your head, you will be shot, okay, look at my face, now tell me, what is your name?"

"Jason, Jason Jones."

Mark Ewen nodded and laughed: "Sure enough, he has a sissy face, no wonder he is being targeted."

Gao Yang couldn't see Jason's expression. He could only hear Jason saying angrily: "Sir, I'm not a sissy. My face is just handsome, not a sissy!"

Mark Ewen continued: "Did you bring a lot of luggage or anything valuable?"

After Jason hesitated for a moment, he whispered: "There is indeed a lot of luggage. It's nothing valuable. If I had money, I wouldn't come to this damn place in South Africa to find a job. Oh, I still have my things." It's thrown in the back seat."

The van had three rows of seats, and Jason’s luggage was on the third row of seats. Mark Ewen glanced back and said with a smile, “Not bad, you didn’t drop anything and you kept your anus. You’re such a lucky guy. .”

Gao Yang also smiled and said: "No wonder when I pointed the gun at the taxi driver, the guy ran faster than a rabbit. It turned out that he had something in his mind. Okay, you know everything you want to know. Stop talking." , you have to take a break.”

The second half of Gao Yang's sentence was directed at Mark Ewen, but Mark Ewen shook his head and said: "No, no, I have to stay awake. It's rare to encounter such an interesting thing, so of course I have to say more."

Jason said to himself: "I don't think this is very interesting."

Mark Ewen smiled and said: "As the one who almost had his anus exploded, of course you don't find it interesting. Do you know what would have happened to you if you hadn't met us? You would have been thrown naked on the roadside in the suburbs, with nothing left on you. No less, naked, bleeding from your buttocks, this is not over yet, the locals will not give you a piece of clothing when they find you, they will call the newspaper to get a bonus for reporting, and you will be published in the newspapers, those tabloids I really like news like this.”

Jason's face turned pale, and then he trembled: "What the hell is this place? I want to get out of here, I have to leave right away."

Mark Ewen grinned and said: "You want to leave? That's good, so how do you plan to repay us? Huh? To repay us, the good people who saved you and saved you from suffering those terrible consequences, you What are you going to do in return for us? I must make it clear that maybe you will be even more unlucky when you meet us, because although we will definitely not blow your ass off, if I am not satisfied, it is very likely that we will blow your ass off with one shot. Brain.”

Jason calmed down at this time. He whispered: "Gentlemen, I have some cash, about six hundred US dollars, and my credit card can be used to withdraw a thousand pounds. Apart from that, I only have some luggage." But I’ll give it to you, just take whatever you want, as long as you don’t hurt me.”

Mark Ewen shook his head and said: "My stomach has been leaked, so it is difficult to fill my appetite. What you said is not enough, far from enough. Then, you can tell me what's in your luggage." There’s something there.”

Jason said without hesitation: "Gentlemen, I have a bagpipe in my luggage. I am a musician. I also have a laptop, a remote-controlled small four-rotor unmanned helicopter, a digital high-definition camera and a The camera, that's all there is, and it's worth something, the bagpipe is of no use to you and isn't worth much, just leave the bagpipe to me and take the rest."

At this moment, McGee suddenly said: "Man, stop teasing him, kill this guy, we are almost there."

Gao Yang was very reluctant to kill an innocent passerby and immediately said: "Forget it, don't kill him. Since this guy is a lucky guy, let him be lucky. There is no need to kill him. Hi, Jason, Listen to me, you won’t reveal our affairs to anyone, will you?”

Jason immediately said: "Swear to God, I will never mention a word about you to anyone. Please believe me, gentlemen, you saved my life. I will never retaliate. I will immediately, immediately , buy a plane ticket as quickly as possible and leave this damn place."

Gao Yang looked at Mark Yiwen and said solemnly, "Let him go. In the worst case, I'll knock him out. There's no need to kill him."

Mark Ewen looked at Jason, then at Gao Yang, and suddenly laughed and said: "Man, stop pretending, you just found out that my gun was out of bullets, so you immediately threw the gun to me again." Me, and then pretend to be pitiful, right?"

Jason said slightly nervously: "Sir, I only overreacted because I was too shocked. I really only feel grateful to you, and I have absolutely no intention of shooting you. Really, I I was really shocked at the time. As a man, you should understand my feelings and worries at that time."

Mark Ewen shook his head and smiled: "Boy, there's no need to pretend anymore. It's useless. Your expression and eyes betrayed you. I'm pretty sure you threw the gun to me again when you found out that there was no bullet in the gun." .”

After hesitating for a while, Jason finally nodded and said: "Yes, sir, that's it, but I really don't know how to shoot. I was just in a panic at the time, otherwise I wouldn't have made the move." A move like a gun would kill me immediately, and there were at least two guns behind me, so I really had no intention of shooting."

Mark Ewen looked outside the car window and suddenly said: "Stop."

McGee parked the car on the side of the road. After the car stopped, Mark Ewen said: "For the sake of the person behind you, and also for the sake of you making me happy, I will not kill you, Jason." , just like a normal passenger getting off the bus, take your luggage and leave, don’t look back, don’t try to look at the faces of the two people behind you, if I find you looking back, I will beat you to death.”

"Thank you, thank you very much, I really appreciate you, gentlemen, I wish you all the best, God bless you, you will be okay sir."

While saying thanks, Jason opened the car door behind him with his hands behind his back. After getting out of the car backwards, without turning his head, he pulled down the three suitcases on the back seat and immediately dragged the suitcases forward.

Seeing Jason walking far away without looking back, Mark Ewen sighed: "You really can't kill a lucky person, otherwise he will be punished by God. After I just escaped by chance, I might still be able to save my life. It's even more impossible to kill under the circumstances. Now I just hope that the cleaners will help save my life. Okay, McGee, keep driving, Ram, you can call the cleaners." (To be continued...)