Chapter 607: It's Really the Legend of the White Snake, Don't Panic (〃'▽'〃)
'Du~! Benedict! Benedict! '
'The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful with candles...'
The sound of three clappers, one long and two short, faintly spread from a distance to the small pavilion in the back garden of Li Gongfu's house in the quiet late night of Qiantang County, causing everyone who was chatting at night to turn their heads unconsciously. Listen up.
It turned out that this was Little Annie, Li Gongfu and his wife, the three masters and apprentices of Pansidong and their family members, a pig demon second brother, a bald monk third brother, and the two heads of the ax gang. They steamed wine and ate here in the back garden. What about crabs!
No wonder, at this time in ancient times, apart from the kind of sports that strain the lumbar muscles, hurt the heart, hurt the lungs, and hurt the kidneys in the evening entertainment programs, it is rare for so many people to get together, especially because everyone comes from different places. There are gods, demons, ghosts, robbers, etc. Any new thing that they say can attract the attention of Li Gongfu or Xu Jiaorong. Under the indifferent attitude of a little guy who often sneaked out to play in the middle of the night, they chatted unknowingly until now, until the sound of the watchman's beeping came from outside.
Obviously, it seems to be the third watch now, that is, midnight!
'Du~! Benedict! Benedict! '
'The sky is dry and everything is dry, be careful of fire and candles, close doors and windows, prevent theft and theft...'
"Hi!"
"One long and two short, it really is the third watch! It can't be done, I have to go to work tomorrow, Li has to go back to rest first, please don't blame everyone, let's talk another day?"
After finishing speaking, Li Gongfu yawned and waved his hands. With the support of his mother-in-law, he stood up drunk, and was about to walk unsteadily along the path of his small backyard garden to the bedroom of his main house. .
Tonight, he had a great time eating, and had a great time chatting with these new little girl Annie's 'relatives and friends', which made him a little bit reluctant to set up houses for them anymore! Perhaps, as his mother-in-law said before, the house is not too big to live in. It would be good if there are more people to be lively, and it can also let him not have to worry about thieves crawling in and scaring his house when he is not at home at night because of business. Your mother-in-law and that little guy?
That's right, let's do it!
As for the matter of raising the house... let's wait for a while, at least wait for him to think it over, or wait until he gets impatient with these people?
"Hey! Gongfu, wait for me!"
"Annie,
It's midnight, go back to bed early, don't chat too late! And Thirty Niang, take care of your child, don't let him catch the cold! "
After grabbing a nearby lantern and lighting it up, Xu Jiaorong only had time to make a hasty confession before hurriedly chasing after her.
The officials in her family were all drunk, if she didn't look at it, she would definitely fall headlong into the lotus pond! Although, the lotus pond is not deep, but in the icy middle of the night, once you get covered in mud and sewage, you will definitely suffer from the wind and chill!
"..."
Chun Sanniang just nodded slightly, and didn't pay much attention to Xu Jiaorong's instructions, because her son had long been protected by her spells, and he would never be affected by the frosty chill, and now, he was in her arms I slept soundly.
"Oh, got it……"
(‘??ω????)
Little Annie secretly echoed behind Aunt Li and made a cute grimace.
Go to bed early?
That is obviously impossible!
Take a look, all those who are here now are gods, Buddhas, demons and ghosts, plus two murderous bandit leaders who often ambushe people in the middle of the night! With these ruthless characters, chatting for a few days and nights is still the same as playing, so why do you need to go to bed early?
"Okay! Aunt Li and the others finally went back to sleep, now let's talk about something else!"
(???????)??
After the backs of the two people were completely invisible from the candlelight of the lantern and confirmed that they had returned to the house, Little Annie immediately changed her face, and moved to the place where the crowd ate a mess, full of crab shells and crabs. Beside the stone table, looked at Bai Jingjing who was picking her teeth with sharp nails, and asked crisply:
"Sister Bai Jingjing, are you really that bone spirit that Zhu Bajie said just now on the road to learn scriptures?!"
? (°-°〃)
It was inconvenient for them to say some things just now, but now, those who are inconvenient to hear too exciting news can't help but go back to sleep first, so she should of course ask a good question.
"Of course it is!"
Bai Jingjing looked into the distance, and found that the fire in Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong's bedroom had been extinguished soon, and she was already ready to fall asleep. After thinking that she really couldn't hear the situation here, she nodded openly and admitted up.
After all, almost everyone here knows her details, and she has no need to deny it.
"Then the story I told just now, is that 'Monkey Sun hit the Bone Demon three times' true? This guy, he really hit you three times?!"
Σ(°△°|||)︴??
Little Annie pointed at a certain boss who was in a state of bewilderment in disbelief, and then asked excitedly.
Back then, when she was hanging out on the earth, she saw a lot of animations of the three-beating Bone Demon on the Internet, but looking at it now, it seems that this monkey is not as powerful as the Bone Demon. How did he beat the Bone Demon three times? So, just now, she took the opportunity to tell it as a story, and then these people kept looking at her strangely, which made Annie unable to bear the temptation to ask.
Until now, she finally got the chance.
"Three dozen bone spirits???"
Bai Jingjing also looked confused...
"Well... there is no such thing, really not! If there is, I will die, where will it still be here?"
'Three Dozens of Bone Demons' or something, why doesn't she have the slightest impression?
Back then, it was just a monkey leading Tang Seng past her Baihu Ridge, and she was just a female corpse on the mountain that turned into bones, and she accidentally picked up the aura of heaven and earth, received the essence of the sun and the moon, and transformed into a human form. It's just that he learned the method of transforming corpses, and he didn't go to worship the Zixia fairy Pansi as his teacher. How could he dare to eat Tang monk's meat and provoke the four other masters and apprentices?
Later, when they came to Pansi Cave by accident and learned from their masters, both the Tang monk and the monkey died again!
So, she was sure about the 'Three Dozens of Bone Demons', as if it really never happened! And where did this little girl hear such weird rumors?
"Don't you remember?"
∑(??△`)? !
Little Annie looked at the leader of a certain Ax Gang, which is the other protagonist Monkey.
"..."
However, Anne only got a sad and angry face from the other party.
"I've said it many times. I'm really not a monkey. I'm really just a robber. It's just that I've changed my career and quit. Why don't you believe me?"
He himself also wants to believe that he is the great sage Monkey King who can go up to the sea and into the earth with great supernatural powers! However, it is a pity that he is not, he knows nothing except a few three-handed tricks and the following superficial internal skills!
Otherwise, he wouldn't have been beaten to death with the Seven Injuries Fist just because he provoked the Three Sages of Kunlun!
"..."
"It's not good, second senior brother, look, senior senior brother is in a daze again! Could it be that he stayed in reincarnation for too long, so the true spirit has disappeared?"
Monk Sha already knew that the "big brother" they met five hundred years ago was actually the big brother who was reincarnated five hundred years later and returned to the "big brother" five hundred years later with them. Senior brother', not their 'big senior brother', that's why the other party doesn't know their senior brother?
Well, this matter is indeed a bit of a rap when I think about it, but the fact seems to be like this...
"Brother Monkey, you can't escape, hurry up and accept your fate!"
He was also already drunk, and Zhu Bajie, who hadn't shown his original shape after all, tilted his fat head and tried to persuade his "big brother".
Zhu Bajie can probably understand it, the other party doesn't want to admit it, it's just that he doesn't want to learn from the scriptures, he just wants to stay with the bone spirit? However, the matter of learning the scriptures is already doomed, and there is no escape, just as he has always been obsessed with the second sister Egg and her second sister's reincarnation, Cuilan, so what can I do?
Didn't the final result end in tragedy?
There is no way to resist the things arranged by Mantian Gods and Buddhas, and some emotions cannot be expressed... Five hundred years have passed, where did the soul of Second Sister Egg go? It's gone, so he doesn't care now, and there is nothing that can make Bajie struggle anymore.
he……
Already resigned to fate! !
"You dead pig, I'm really not your monkey brother, I warn you, stay away from me! Otherwise, be careful that I will kill you with a stick!!"
The big master pointed to a fat man in human form who was close to him and warned.
He is really not a monkey, it was all caused by that Fairy Zixia, if the other party hadn't given him three moles, would he have become like this? Anyway, he lost the demon mirror, so he didn't admit that he was a monkey, and he didn't want to become a monk to learn any Western scriptures, so what can they do to him?
"Hmph! This tone of voice is so similar, how dare you say it's not Brother Monkey!"
Zhu Bajie indifferently snorted twice through his nostrils, and continued to pour himself a glass of wine.
Now the night is just right, everyone is drunk if the wine is not drunk...
"I swear, I'm definitely not a monkey, and I'm not a Monkey King Monkey King, otherwise I will be thundered..."
crackle!
Rumble rumble....
Before the head of the family had time to finish, suddenly, there was a thunderstorm in the sky over Qiantang County...
'Being a demon! '
‘God, it’s almost the Chinese New Year, why are you thundering in the winter, and still keep people from sleeping? ! '
'It's alright, sir, go to sleep...'
'%%#%¥#x-on:! ! '
Before everyone could react, Li Gongfu's growling complaints and Xu Jiaorong's exhausted consolation came from a distance. The cursing words of the other party were heard clearly by all the successful practitioners in the backyard. .
"..."
"Brother Monkey, I don't know if other people should swear the old pig or not, but as practitioners like us, it's best not to do such dangerous things lightly?"
He grabbed a small crab left over from someone else's pick, and threw it directly into his big mouth to chew, while the second senior brother glanced at a monkey that was frightened and froze and said jokingly.
"..."
Finally, after a long while, the 'big brother' looked at the second master next to him with difficulty.
"Master, I can't help you with this matter!"
"I have seniors and juniors, please stay away from me, lest there will be a real thunderstorm later and accidentally affect your subordinates?"
Erdangjia saw the other party's eyes looking at him asking for help, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly hid beside his wife, Chunsanniang, shaking his head without any nostalgia, and sternly rejected his helpleader's request for help. .
"You are really shameless!"
"Don't think that I don't know, I admit that you have a child, but your parents have been dead for decades, where did you come from 'up'?!"
Zhizunbao said through gritted teeth, the other party's reaction was as expected.
"I still have my wife above me, and the lady is my wife, isn't it old?"
The Erdangjia leaned his head very spinelessly on the shoulder of his wife, Chunsanniang.
This is his wife, and also his wife! Of course, the title 'wife' was accidentally mentioned by the little girl Anne, and he took it very seriously, and then started calling his wife his wife to show respect for her and acknowledge her dominant position in the family?
"!!"
"Jingjing..."
The head of the family who was hit and inspired, also very spinelessly opened his arms and wanted to hug his wife, but unfortunately, his behavior of begging for comfort was pushed away by Bai Jingjing with her cheeks propped up.
"Get out! I haven't considered whether to marry you yet, stay away from my mother!!"
"..."
"..."
Well, now, even the onlookers are a little speechless. There are two couples who are hacked into pieces, and they openly throw dog food...
"Hey, I really envy you!"
"My ideal person is an unrivaled hero, one day he will step on the clouds of seven colors to marry me... It's a pity, I'm still a little too naive."
Pansi Great Immortal Zixia also looked at her two apprentices and her husband enviously, nodded first, then shook her head as if mocking herself.
Of these two pairs of live treasures, one even has a child, and the other has a fixed name, but she, the fairy who had vowed to go to the mortal world to find her husband, suddenly felt that she was being treated as a matchmaker after being awakened by that little guy. It's really stupid for a puppet to like someone, so she won't do that again!
If it's possible, she really wants to eat and drink like some little guy, and then travel around the world or something, that would be fine.
"correct!"
"Fairy Zixia, if Laozhu remembers correctly, didn't you go down to earth to find your ideal? Why haven't you found it yet?"
"You seem to have said: 'Whoever can pull out your Ziqing sword is the one you like'?!"
Hearing what the other party had just muttered to himself, Zhu Bajie talked about this incident curiously. At the beginning, this incident was widely spread in the demon world, and all the fairies in the commons were waiting in line to draw their swords!
"What?!"
This statement surprised a certain master who had never heard of it before!
Although, this Fairy Zixia is also very beautiful, but... the only favorite of his Supreme Treasure is his wife Jingjing, and it took a lot of effort to travel back and forth through time and space several times and finally saved her! If some things let this lady know... if she knows that he has pulled out the sword of her master Pansi Great Immortal, then she must kill herself with the sword again!
You must know that the Moonlight Treasure Box is under Qingxia's hands now, and Qingxia is sealed by this little girl. If his wife commits suicide again in grief and indignation, it will be really hopeless!
This thing will definitely happen!
The last time the other party just mistook that little Sanzang was born to him and Chun Sanniang, so he wanted to die in a hurry... But this time, if he knew that he hooked up with the other party's master, would it be worth it?
Of course, before the other party seeks death, it is very likely that he will cut himself into pieces first? !
"Eldest brother, don't worry about it. Now that you don't even have any mana, you definitely won't be able to pull it out!"
Monk Sha was eating happily with crab legs dipped in sauce, when he suddenly said something with a face full of indifference.
"That's right, senior brother, what are you doing so nervously? How could you pull it out?"
Zhu Bajie also glanced at the other party with dissatisfaction, not knowing what the other party meant by that call just now.
"Ha ha!"
"I agree with this statement, completely agree! You are indeed my second junior brother!!"
Taking a peek at the expression of the Great Immortal Pansi, and seeing that there seemed to be no abnormal expression on the opponent's face, Supreme Treasure thought that the opponent didn't know that he had pulled out the sword, so he patted it as if he had just relieved himself of a heavy burden. Wai's second younger brother Sha Monk.
"..."
"Eldest senior brother, I am your third senior brother, and this pig head is the second senior brother!"
"..."
"Ah! I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I'm not an example. Is it an example?"
How could he admit his mistake if he hadn't been frightened to the point of losing his mind about this matter? !
"Yes, master, have you really not found someone you like?"
Bai Jingjing also leaned over curiously, staring at the Ziqing sword placed on the stone table with malicious intentions.
"..."
Although Chun Sanniang, who was holding Tang Xiaoseng, didn't say anything, she was obviously very curious about this matter, after all, it was related to their master and future master.
"No! That's just a rumor!"
"In fact, anyone can pull it out. If you don't believe me, try it!"
As if eager to explain, after finishing speaking, Zixia patted the stone table lightly, and the Ziqing sword swirled and flew into the opponent's arms.
"Is it really possible?"
Bai Jingjing didn't believe it, because she had heard of that rumor herself, so there couldn't be a fake... But, even though she said that, her hands were not slow!
Clang! !
"this……"
Well, now Bai Jingjing has nothing to say... Because, she has indeed drawn out her sword, so it can't be said that she is her master's favorite, right?
"Huh! So that's how it is, that's great!"
Without waiting for others to say something, the 'Eldest Brother' couldn't help being the first to speak and sat down on the stool, drank a glass of wine and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh! Alright, let's talk about something else!"
"Also! Annie, is it time to share some of your good things?"
Zixia had let little Annie undo the restriction on the sword before, so now it is true that anyone with a little strength can pull it out, and she no longer cares about the prophecy.
After all, it is now five hundred years later, and everything is no longer the same as it was five hundred years ago. As for what actions Heavenly Court and Buddhism will do to her, she will only know after continuing to wait and see, she is still waiting...
However, what she may not even know is: Heaven and Buddhism are also waiting now?
"Huh?"
Σ(??д??lll)? ?
"How do you know I have something good?"
(ー`?? ー)
Annie probably understood what the other party was talking about, it was as if the door god had somehow come out to arrest her and go to heaven.
"..."
"The changes in Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong, do you think I'm a fool?"
Zixia looked at this stingy little guy angrily!
Those two mortals had almost reached the point of flying in the daytime, and now they might have been discovered by the people of heaven, so it is even more impossible to hide it from her, the real fairy who lives in the same house! Of course, she thought that the other party ate that kind of ginseng fruit!
After all, the little girl traveled all the way to Wuzhuang Temple back then.
"Humph!"
Zhu Bajie also snorted twice, obviously, he also saw it.
"Second Senior Brother, what are you humming?"
Monk Sha was a little puzzled, not knowing what kind of riddles these people were playing.
"Peach!!"
Zhu Bajie didn't say much, just said these two words without beginning or end.
"??"
Now it's Zixia's turn to be a little confused, she is clearly referring to ginseng fruit...
"Peach?"
"What is that?"
Bai Jingjing and Chunsanniang, who only know that Tang Monk meat can live forever, and have basically never seen the world, are really not qualified to know this matter.
"Peach?!"
The two heads of the Ax Gang also looked at each other, but they had no idea what a flat peach was.
"Third Junior Brother, don't say you haven't seen it!"
"..."
"Second Senior Brother, back then you were the Marshal of the Canopy, and I was just a small shutter general, how can I compare with you in status? So my younger brother only saw and smelled it, and I have no part in eating it."
Indeed, Monk Sha has never eaten flat peaches, he is only qualified to watch others eat them.
"Okay, then there is only one of you! There are too many!!"
╮(╯_╰)╭
After finishing speaking, Annie reluctantly brought out a big flat peach for each of them from her space pocket.
"It's really a flat peach! Haha, the old pig's cultivation is finally expected to recover as soon as possible!!"
After receiving the flat peaches, Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up and he opened his mouth to gnaw on it after seeing the best nine-thousand-year-old ones!
As for where the flat peach in the little girl's hand came from, what does it matter to him? Now he has turned into a pig anyway, and he was ordered to go west to learn Buddhist scriptures and fight monsters desperately. What else should he worry about? Is it possible that Heavenly Court will let him reincarnate again?
"..."
The third junior brother, Monk Sha, also opened his mouth and began to gnaw without saying a word.
His family's second senior brother can eat it, so naturally he can too! Anyway, he has eaten all the reincarnations of those nine golden cicadas. If there are too many lice on his body, he doesn't feel itchy, and if he has too many debts, he doesn't worry about it. What can he do if he eats a flat peach? !
Didn't say it, isn't it flat peach? eat it!
"Ah! It really is a nine-thousand-year-old flat peach!!"
Nodding, holding the thing in her hand, Zixia smiled until the corners of her eyes curled up... She originally wanted ginseng fruit, but got something better.
"Ahem!"
At this time, after Little Annie finished distributing, a big white hand stretched out again.
"What are you doing? Didn't I already give it to you?"
("")~
Looking at the Chunsanniang who was begging for the second time, little Annie was a little puzzled, she agreed to take one for each person, but the other party hadn't eaten yet, so she still had the nerve to take it?
"We are a family of three, you only gave us two!!"
Knowing that this is the flat peach that their master, the marshal of the canopy and the general of the shutter are all optimistic about, although Chunsanniang didn't know its specific effect, she could tell at a glance that it must be a good thing! So, no matter what she said, she had to ask for one for her son, after all, those who saw it had a share, so don't treat her little son who was just born a few days ago as a human being! !
"He's still so young, how dare you feed him?!"
(*゜ー゜*)! !
Although flat peaches are good, little Annie also knows that if such a little one eats something, it will definitely kill someone! When the time comes, she won't try to save him!
"I'll keep it for him, and eat it when he grows up?!"
"..."
"Okay, here!!"
(/--)/??
"!!"
"You bastard, what do you want to do?"
ヽ(≧□≦)ノ
Just after dealing with that cunning spider spirit, Spring Thirty Mother, little Annie glared at the leader of a certain Axe Gang with hatred.
"But...you haven't given it to me yet!"
Supreme Treasure looked aggrieved, everyone here had one of them and started a peach banquet, but this little girl didn't invite him to eat peaches, what kind of meaning is that?
Anyway, this familiar feeling of being ignored made him faintly feel like a riot.
"One per person, last time you obviously ate in Pansi Cave!!"
o(??^`)o hum!
Annie remembered this matter very clearly, so the other party should not try to deny it!
"ah?!"
seem……
Think about it seriously, Supreme Treasure also remembered, is this really true? At that time, he wanted to eat a few more, and then after a series of accidents, he was hung up for a good meal and hung up for a whole night?
"Jingjing..."
There was no other way, he could only ask for help and looked at his wife, hoping that she would give him a bite to satisfy his hunger?
"Hey, since you've eaten it, watch it honestly!"
No wonder Bai Jingjing always felt that she had always had the urge to bite each other recently, so it was because of such a good thing! So, once again, she mercilessly stepped on the other man's chest and pushed away the man who wanted to get close to her.
Now her peaches are the most important thing, and everything else is on the sidelines!
"..."
Seeing a group of people eating that delicious fruit with relish, the 'elder brother' and 'big master' felt extremely wronged...
The one he ate last time was so small, and now these they ate are so big....
This is not fair at all! ! !
"Brother Monkey, if you can do it, don't waste it, you ate it several times in Pantaoyuan back then!!"
"That's it! That's it!"
"Back then, there was a Yaochi banquet in Pantao Garden, what good food did the senior brother not eat?!"
When Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha saw each other staring at their peaches, they quickly began to blame each other for causing the trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
"You two are really shameless!!"
"Well, Second Master, I trust you the most?"
There was no other way, so the 'big brother' had no choice but to look at the second leader who had always listened to him and followed his lead.
"Leader, our Ax Gang has disbanded, I don't know you now!!"
The Erdangjia silently hugged his peach, turned to nibble on one side, and only left his back for his gang leader.
"Sure enough, the blind man is right, you are the most unbelievable person!!"
"..."
"Thank you, that's what the blind man told me: 'Our guild master is the most unbelievable, let me be careful!'?"
"hiss!!!"
"!!"
"Little girl, what are you eating?"
"Ginseng fruit!"
ヾ(????`o)+
"What is the use?"
'Big brother' is very curious, there are so many wonders in the world, but there are still beautiful and wonderful fruits that look exactly like babies?
"It's a little tastier than flat peaches, but the efficacy is a little bit worse..."
( ̄~ ̄) Chew!
"that……"
"I promise I haven't eaten this thing before, why don't you give me this?!"
'Eldest Brother' felt that since the flat peaches were eaten and there was no hope, then the ginseng fruit would be fine, right? As for the effect, it's almost as good as it is, he's going to die of hunger now!
"Okay, Brother Monkey!"
"Back then, you took us two brothers to steal three fruits from the Great Immortal Yuanzi, and in the end you were caught and beaten with a whip. We've already eaten them, so don't make trouble! This kind of ginseng fruit The seeds are very rare, there are not many on a tree, and it is estimated that there are no more for the little girls."
Before little Annie could speak, Zhu Bajie's second senior brother came out to disrupt the situation instead.
"???"
"But I really haven't eaten it, I swear if I have, I will be thundered..."
crackle! !
Rumble rumble....
‘What are you doing, the sky is falling or the ground is sinking, and the thunderstorm in winter makes people sleep? ! '
'Ah... Gongfu, forget it, put the quilt on your head and sleep...'
'#%...¥¥#%! ! '
"..."
"..."
"..."
"that……."
"I'm going to bed too, goodbye!!"
His neck shrank, and he stared at the dark and cloudless sky for a long time in horror. Finally, the 'big brother' couldn't stand it any longer, and ran into the house with his head in his arms!
He didn't understand. When he was in the Ax Gang, he swore as much as farting. Why didn't it go well before, but now each one is more effective than the other? !
"..."
( ̄~ ̄) Chew!
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o(╯□╰)o, I slept until 23:00 after dinner, now I changed it for 3 hours, and went to bed again......()
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