Chapter 0605 This Family Is All Monsters! ⊙0⊙
"Amitabha!"
"Little benefactor Annie finally returned safely? That's good, that's good..."
At noon the next day, monk Fahai, who was wandering around for some reason or not, met a little girl who was eating steamed crucian carp and hairy crabs in a small shop by the West Lake, and walked forward with a smile. , stood directly in front of the little girl's table, and loudly proclaimed the Buddha's name.
The night before yesterday, that Li Gongfu and his wife went to Jinshan Temple aggressively and wanted him, Fahai, to hand over this little girl who had gone crazy somewhere.
Looking at it now, things are really as Fa Hai thought, the little girl came back by herself, and the other party's ability is not bad, so they don't need to worry about it at all.
"..."
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"Fa Hai has a bald head, you have been sneaking around my house these two days, what on earth are you trying to do?!"
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Annie noticed it a long time ago. In the past two days, especially after the group of shameless guys who came to her house for food for no reason yesterday arrived, these thief monks from Jinshan Temple did not know why, but stayed at her house all day long. Wander around.
Just like today's Fa Hai, the other party obviously came to find her on purpose, but still wanted to pretend that he met her by accident. Do you really think that Lady Queen Anne is a fool?
It's just that the other party didn't seem to have done anything bad, so she didn't want to pay attention to it.
"Amitabha……"
"Little benefactor Annie, you misunderstood, this old monk is not sneaking around."
About discovering that the group of Buddhist scriptures appeared in Li Gongfu and his wife, that is, the little girl's home, Fa Hai did not intend to talk to the other party. Besides, as he said just now, they were not actually sneaking around. Is it just for protection?
However, after discovering that the force value of those people was not low at all, they had already withdrawn most of the monks and the masters who provided protection in time, leaving only the minimum peripheral observers.
"Hey, just say what you say, I don't want to care about you..."
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Little Annie was a little sleepy and couldn't lift her spirits.
Today, almost all the rogue monks staring at the big bald head have run away, and neither Anne nor Tibbers sensed the other party's malice, so she didn't bother to take care of this matter.
"Hey! Big bald Fahai, do you want to eat some of these steamed fish and big crabs? They are delicious!"
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Little Annie pointed to the steamed fish and crabs on her table, and said to the great monk.
They are delicious, fresh and cheap. A small string of copper coins can fill your belly. This is the second time she has been here. Although they don't have too much seasoning, they are just fish, shrimp and crabs salvaged from the West Lake and steamed directly on the steamer, but the steamed fish is very tender and sweet, and the crabs are also very fat, you may not be able to finish them all Under the circumstances, it is also possible to feed a little evenly to this bald old man who knows he is a vegetarian all day long.
"Amitabha!"
"I'm a monk, I don't violate the precept of killing, and I don't eat meat!"
Hearing that the other party actually let him eat meat, Fa Hai quickly shook his head and rejected the other party's kindness.
If it was that kind of fruit, then he would definitely not be polite, but... now the steamed white lake fish and the red crabs, he will not be sensitive. They are Buddhists, not to kill and not to eat meat and fish is the most basic requirement, and he, Fa Hai, will definitely not break the precept easily.
"But, they are not fishy at all, and they are already cooked, and you didn't kill them, why don't you dare to eat them?"
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"They are really delicious, why don't you try one?"
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In fact, Anne thinks,
The taboos of these monks have no reason at all!
Because, the rice, noodles, fruits and vegetables, and beans that the other party eats on weekdays are full of insect eggs. They are actually killing and eating meat all the time, and the other party just pretends not to eat meat, just pretending ! Moreover, Annie also felt that their kind of non-eating meat was really not beneficial to practice at all!
Just think about it, how can they have other thoughts to do other things when they can't eat well and can't keep up with nutrition?
"Amitabha!"
"The monks don't eat meat, the kindness of the little benefactor is appreciated by the old monk."
If you don't eat, you don't eat. How can there be so many reasons? Anyway, no matter what the little guy said today, if he wanted Fa Hai to break his fast to eat meat and fish, he would never even think about it.
"But, the monks who came to my house these two days, they all eat meat..."
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Those guys who come to their house in a group to eat and live are the ones called Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha. They eat more wine and meat than anyone else. If it weren't for her gold that can buy a lot of delicious things, I'm afraid they would all be dead. I can't afford to support those guys.
"this……"
"Amitabha, I don't dare to comment on this matter! Because everyone has their own fate, and everyone has their own way of practice, so don't force it."
As for the matter of the Buddhist scriptures, although Fahai didn't know why they suddenly gathered here in Qiantang County after five hundred years, but... those monsters who are not considered serious monks, they obviously have nothing to do with him. Yes, I dare not take care of it.
"oh……"
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Annie is at a loss. This kind of old man is the most annoying. No matter what he says, the other party has a reason, even if he doesn't make a reason, he can pull out a lot of big reasons.
"Little benefactor Annie, looking at the gloomy look on your face, it seems that something is bothering you?"
Fa Hai calmly sat across the table from the little girl, ignoring the temptation of the delicious fresh fish on the table, and asked the little girl curiously.
"Of course!"
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"A lot of people lived in my house yesterday. They all came here to make a living. They don't work all day, they only know how to eat, drink and have fun. I really hate it!"
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Although Annie herself doesn't work all day, she is a child, and adults should work! But those people are good, eat and drink for free and live for free, and they plan to leave?
Those are a group of gods and monsters, how could they be more shameless than her?
etc……
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Seems like I accidentally said something wrong? !
"Amitabha……"
"Little benefactor Annie, wouldn't it be nice if there were more people?"
Fa Hai didn't understand. If there are many people, the house must be lively. That kind of thing should be very good for a child, right?
Of course, now Fahai and the others are more concerned about the reincarnated baby of Jin Chanzi and those Buddhist scriptures! After a tense discussion, they came to a conclusion: it is best not to disturb the other party, and let him and his family settle down here in Qiantang County with peace of mind, until the other party grows up and then accepts Buddhism? So, now that this little girl had some unpleasant thoughts, he, Fahai, would definitely ask her.
Although Elder Fa Ming is in charge of that matter, it is understandable for him to take advantage of the situation to interfere.
"It's good to have a lot of people!"
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"But among those people, there is a fairy, two female fairies, two mountain thieves, a pig demon and a thief monk, plus a little kid who can only cry, so it's not very fun, really It's too noisy..."
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Especially that little kid, who knows how to cry and cry all day long. If Annie hadn't hid quickly in the morning, he would have almost pissed all over her. It's really unreasonable! Don't you guys know there's a thing called a diaper?
"!!"
"Amitabha!!"
"Little benefactor Annie, if there are monsters, as long as they dare to do evil, I will accept them for you!"
He, Fahai, an old Zen master, is his specialty in collecting monsters, so he had to express it.
Although he himself knows the details of the monsters in the other party's house, and he also knows that Fahai cannot subdue those monsters, and he doesn't dare to take them in, but it's okay to say casually here, anyway, he doesn't believe those guys will run out to do evil.
"you?"
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"You can't do it. You can't beat them with a big bald head. Even if you have eaten flat peaches, your strength has risen very quickly! You may not know that if they unite, that very powerful Bull Demon King will be defeated." They all ran away!"
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The strength of this Fahai is just like this. Their spellcasting profession seems to be so-so, and they seem to also practice physical skills, both physically and mentally, but their overall strength is a bit average, and they must not be able to beat Zixia. That big sister's!
"!!"
"Wait, little benefactor Annie, you were talking about flat peaches just now? Could it be..."
After frowning and thinking for a while, Fa Hai suddenly seemed to realize something not very good.
"The ones I gave you that day were flat peaches!"
"You may not believe it. When I went home yesterday morning, those two door gods jumped out and wanted to arrest me and go to their heaven to meet the Holy Mother, but they were too useless, and their strength was too weak. If they are not strong, they will be beaten away by me, and I don’t know when they will come next time?!”
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Yes, now Anne is very irritable and has a lot of things, so she just said it all.
She had a premonition that those villains and those weirdos who wanted to take her to heaven would definitely appear again, but she was not afraid of them, and she was just waiting on this earth to see what they did. When will you come again?
"..."
"An, Annie, little benefactor..."
"The two peaches you gave me a few days ago are really the peaches from the Paradise Garden in Heaven? But, didn't you say that they were picked on a very high mountain?!"
Fa Hai suddenly felt a little terrified. Originally, he had always naively thought that it was just a certain extraordinary spiritual fruit! But how can I think that it is really a flat peach in the heaven?
No wonder, no wonder they contain so much spiritual power, just two of them almost made me become a Buddha instantly!
"yes!"
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Those peaches were originally picked on a mountain in a very high garden in the Heavenly Court, and she didn't lie! The flat peach garden was originally located in a very high sky.
"that……"
"An, Annie, little benefactor, how many did you pick in total?!"
Obviously, the flat peaches in the Heavenly Court will never be scattered casually. At least Fahai, except for hearing from his master that the other party had eaten at the feast called the flat peach banquet, it is absolutely impossible for him to spread to the human world. from the world! Therefore, the origin of the flat peaches in this little girl's hand is obvious!
It must have been stolen or robbed!
Of course, Fa Hai felt that the former was more likely? However, this little girl is also capable. She can even steal fruit in a place like Tianting Taoyuan, which is heavily guarded, full of traps, and even restricted by various formations.
"It's not much, I've picked up all the best!"
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Yes, those 9000-year-old ones, which have grown up to be edible, were all picked by Annie. On those trees, there were only some flower buds and some newly grown green peaches. up.
"..."
"Amitabha, I don't know anything, and I haven't eaten anything!"
No way, he, Fahai, is really going to lie!
After all, this matter was too serious, and he, a little monk like Fa Hai, really couldn't bear it, and he didn't dare to cause trouble for his upper body!
However, this little girl is really capable, stealing the flat peaches is not counted, and she even beats away the gods sent by the heaven, what kind of trouble is this going to be?
It seems that in the future, he, Fa Hai, will have to stay a little farther away from the other party, so as not to suffer disaster?
"What are you in a hurry for!"
"I picked the peaches. If you want to find them, you must find me first. Don't worry!!"
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"Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, I'm going back!"
Little Annie, who had already eaten enough and couldn't eat much, jumped off the bench, slapped a string of copper coins on the table, and ran towards the house bouncing around.
"..."
"Amitabha!!"
Fahai suddenly felt that staying in Qiantang County seemed not a good choice, and he had been out for a long time, so it was time to go back to Xiangguo Temple?
Yes, it is!
Fa Hai has decided that tomorrow he will bid farewell to Elder Fa Ming and return to his Xiangguo Temple as soon as possible. The best choice is to stay away from this vortex. As for the little benefactor of Annie, I can only wish her auspicious person to have her own destiny, so that the danger can be turned into good fortune sooner?
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"Tsk tsk! Really good!"
"Thirty Mother, this child in your family is really well-behaved, but, isn't it a bit unkind to call him Sanzang for a good child?"
Xu Jiaorong, who has never had a child, really likes the son of her natal family in Spring Thirty, but she just can't understand the other's name!
In this world, who would give their son such a legal name? Isn't this a heartless desire to drive his own son to an empty place?
"well……"
"There's no way around this, it's what he was destined to do, and I'm still having a headache!"
His son is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, and he will definitely learn the Western Scriptures in the future. What should she do if she is Chun Thirty Mother?
Her arms can't hold her thighs, she is just a little thousand-year-old spider spirit, and she also learned some things about Buddhism from the mouths of the other two Buddhist scriptures, so it seems that her son's affairs are really destined , cannot be changed.
"??"
"Why is this again? Could it be that someone has told his fortune? Then I want to tell you well, those fortune tellers are all liars, just like the old Taoist in the west of the city, they can talk nonsense to fool people!"
Xu Jiaorong was a little puzzled, so she opened her mouth to remind Chun Sanniang who was holding the child. She felt that such a good child cannot be ruined by those liars!
"The reason why he is called Sanzang is because he is our master!!"
At this time, a fat guy who was half lying on the chair with a big belly after eating, suddenly appeared and said such a nonsense sentence.
"He? Return your master?!"
Now, Xu Jiaorong was even more puzzled!
A little boy who can only cry and drink milk just a few days after birth, and return their master, isn't this a joke?
"right!"
"He is our master!!"
Monk Sha also came over and agreed with his second senior brother.
"..."
"Gongfu, why are these people so weird..."
Xu Jiaorong, who was a little hesitant in her heart, turned her head and quietly asked her husband Li Gongfu who was sitting next to her.
"Just be weird. After a few days, I'll find them a new place to live, and they'll move out by themselves!"
Of course, Li Gongfu also knew that these people were weird, but since the other party was a friend that the little guy knew, and he came all the way from the Western Regions to join him, he couldn't drive them away, right? Anyway, he doesn't need Li Gongfu to pay for it. The food and clothing of these guys is covered by that little aunt.
However, what Li Gongfu didn't know was that Little Annie didn't know these people too well, and they had only known each other for a few days, and the other party also flew over directly from the Western Regions with magic, which was different from the kind he imagined. Things seem a little different?
"Move? I think it's a good place now. It's so lively, don't you need to move anymore?"
It's almost Chinese New Year now, Xu Jiaorong thinks it's good to have these people by her side! Although, some of them are very lazy, and some of them look very fierce, but she likes the three girls who are said to be master-student relationships, and the other party is not like a family. what a bad guy.
"If you don't move out sooner, they will make me Li Gongfu poor!"
"..."
"Nonsense, don't think I don't know, little Annie gave you a lot of gold again, tell me, where did you hide it?!"
"!!"
"Hey, hey! Don't bother, there are outsiders watching!"
Seeing that his mother-in-law was about to do something, Li Gongfu hurriedly hid aside with his body sideways.
"snort!"
"Now I think it's pretty good. It's not that we can't live in our house. There are still empty houses. It would be nice to have more people."
Anyway, Xu Jiaorong is very satisfied with this bustling home now, and only in this way can it be considered a home! Like usual, she was the only one in the huge three-entry mansion, and she was alone at home, and she didn't even dare to go out to go to the toilet when she was alone at night. That feeling, let alone how infiltrating it was!
Although there is a certain little guy now, but the other party runs out every three days and doesn't stay home during the day, she already has a heart and a grudge! Wouldn't it be better for the little girl to stay at home and learn some female craftsman or piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, so that she can take care of her husband and teach her children in the future?
"They are not ordinary people! Didn't you see, they all have dicks in their hands!"
"The one named Zixia, she is indeed very handsome, and she has a fairy air all over her body. She looks like a good person! But her two apprentices are not simple characters! Their fierce and murderous aura, Every move is so tight that I'm scared even watching it!!"
"As for the two men, I won't say anything, they are definitely either robbers or thieves!"
"As for those two thieves and monks... Forget it, let's not talk about them! Thanks to them, they dare to say something like 'the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart', and they are not afraid of being blamed by the Buddha?!"
Who is Li Gongfu? He is the chief arrester in charge of public security and robbery in Qiantang County. What kind of people and things have he not seen? Therefore, he doesn't need to investigate, he can find out the details of these people with just his own eyes!
Of course, it doesn't matter who the other party is, as long as they are from the Western Regions, even if they are strong people, as long as they don't cause trouble in the city, Qiantang County won't interfere!
"Is it as outrageous as you said? I think they are all very good, they are all real people!"
"Hey! It would be even better if my younger brother Han Wen could also be at home. It's almost Chinese New Year, and I don't know how he is doing in Suzhou?"
As she spoke, Xu Jiaorong couldn't help thinking of her younger brother Xu Xian Xu Hanwen who was sent to Suzhou for three years because of being implicated by a vixen.
Now that the end of the new year is approaching, I don't know where the other party will celebrate the new year. If I don't have enough food and clothing, will I be bullied by the cell bosses who are in charge of the prisoners?
"Don't worry, he is now working as a doctor in the Jirentang in Suzhou, and my brother is taking care of him. Life is very good, and he can't suffer!!"
Seeing his mother-in-law pull out the brother-in-law who was sent to Suzhou just a few days ago, Li Gongfu's head is a little big!
In Li Gongfu's opinion, that Xu Xian asked for it!
It's not good for that guy to find someone to be his wife, but he went to a white mansion with unknown origins, and he almost lost his head because of being implicated. What a pain, otherwise, that guy really thinks that this world is so simple?
"I don't know if there is no shortage of clothes in Chinese now. Can I have a good meal during the Chinese New Year?"
Looking at the female worker's work in her hands, Xu Jiaorong couldn't help but worry about her younger brother!
Originally, when she heard that the other party got married, she was happy for a while, but who would have thought that Bai Suzhen was not a good girl, and her brother was so tired that she almost...
"Okay, okay!"
"If you want to go, I will accompany you to Suzhou after the Chinese New Year. What's the value of that?"
Now Li Gongfu is rich, and when the time comes to find a comfortable carriage, the family can travel all the way to Suzhou leisurely, that would be the best!
Or, they can also directly charter a large ship from Hangzhou to Suzhou via the canal. In that case, I am afraid it will be more comfortable, convenient and faster?
"You mean what you say?"
Xu Jiaorong's eyes lit up when she heard that her husband agreed to take her to Suzhou.
"..."
"It counts!!"
Seeing his mother-in-law had such an expression, Li Gongfu felt a little annoyed, so he could only reluctantly agree.
"!!"
"Zhu Bajie! What do you want to do when you come in with me?!"
When Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu were whispering together, suddenly, a woman's sharp voice attracted almost everyone in the hall.
It turned out that it was Chun Sanniang who was holding a baby, and that fat Zhu Bajie who was following behind her? Of course, due to the homophony of "Zhu" and "pig", Li Gongfu and his wife always thought that the other party's surname was Zhu.
"Of course it's the master who protects my family..."
Zhu Bajie said it as a matter of course, he was really afraid that this goblin would eat their master in one bite, after all, the other party was yelling all day long, 'Eat one bite and you will live forever', so he had to be careful.
"!!"
"I'm going to breastfeed my son, get out of here immediately!!"
Before entering the side hall, Chun Sanniang gave a warning with a frosty face before closing the wooden door heavily.
"Ooh..."
Well, this time, Zhu Bajie, who had offended his master and his mother, could only run away with his head in his arms, walking back to his position in embarrassment under the mocking eyes of everyone.
"Jingjing! What do you think of me taking the No. 1 Scholar exam? Then, when the time comes, you will be the wife of the No. 1 Scholar?"
Zhizunbao began to make plans for his life in the Song Dynasty again. After thinking about it, he finally felt that it would be better to be an official and make money faster?
Isn't there a saying that is very good: "Three years to clear the magistrate, one hundred thousand snowflakes silver" Being an official is a shortcut to getting rich, which is much faster than doing business or farming!
"It's just you, still want to take the No. 1 Scholar exam?"
"Ha! I advise you to be your bandit leader! Or, you should find a way to regain your own strength and be your Monkey King again!"
Bai Jingjing smiled disdainfully.
For this dead monkey, she thinks that the bandit leader or the real monkey is more suitable for him, and the champion or something is really not suitable.
"What are you talking about Bandit Head and Monkey King?"
Li Gongfu, who was a little far away, couldn't hear it clearly just now, but he still heard two key words. When he was puzzled, he asked a question.
"It's nothing, it's just that this guy wants to be the champion!"
After Bai Jingjing glanced at a certain dead monkey, she smiled and walked towards the room of her senior sister just now with her master.
"But when it comes to taking the number one scholar exam, I think of my brother-in-law Xu Xian, that guy, after so many exams, he can't even pass a single exam, let alone the provincial exam, it's really useless to read so much book of!"
"Brother, but if you really want to take the exam, I can nominate you then!"
Li Gongfu patted himself on the chest generously. As long as the other party has real talents and learning, he provides a little convenience to the other party, which is also convenient for others. Maybe there will be times when he will beg the other party in the future?
"Then thank you, Brother Li!"
Unexpectedly, his ideas could be approved by others, Zhizunbao hurriedly stood up and gave a big gift to the official.
"But...Brother Zhizunbao, I think you seem to have martial arts?"
Li Gongfu actually wanted to ask this question a long time ago, but he never had the chance! But now, since the atmosphere is so good, he took the opportunity to ask such a question as a matter of course.
"Yes!"
"In the Western Regions, I am the leader of the Ax Gang, and the man with the child is our second boss!"
At this time, after they chatted for a while, the three women in the room came out again, and the man he was pointing at took the child from Chun Sanniang's hand, still shaking his head and coaxing him.
"The Axe Gang? Second in command?"
"Why does this sound like a bandit?"
Whether it's that kind of gang or the second leader, Li Gongfu feels like a group of bandits and robbers, or a strong man who has fallen into a bandit?
"Hmph! Originally, they were bandits and robbers. Do you think there are any good people in the Western Regions?"
Chun Sanniang has the most say in this matter!
Back then, she spent a lot of time in the Axe Gang in order to find the reincarnation of Sun Monkey with three moles and the reincarnation of Tang Seng. Naturally, she knew what kind of people those guys were.
"Well……"
"That's right! However, I seem to have heard that there are still many demons and ghosts in the Western Regions. Are you not afraid?"
There are gods and ghosts in this world, and Li Gongfu knows it. They even saw Ku Yin flying away by himself a while ago, and even the Ku God they invited was useless!
"Of course not!"
"Captain Li, let me tell you, this Supreme Treasure is actually a monkey demon, that fat man is a pig demon, that bald monk is a river demon, I am a bone spirit, and my senior sister is a thousand-year-old spider spirit. What a nice guy!"
Being extremely bored, Bai Jingjing jokingly revealed all the details about everyone! Of course, she didn't dare to talk nonsense about the fact that their master was an immortal who ran down to the mortal world without permission.
"Haha! You really know how to joke! Then who is your master, that Zixia?"
A group of ghosts and goblins ran into his home. Li Gongfu didn't believe such a thing at first. Naturally, he somewhat believed what the other party said about the robbers just now.
"Our master..."
"She is the fairy in front of the Buddha's throne, and also our master Pansi Great Immortal, but she is a real immortal. How about it, what do you think now?"
"Even that little baby is the reincarnation of the twelfth reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a disciple of the Buddha, isn't he amazing?"
Bai Jingjing once again revealed all the things, causing a lot of angry or dissatisfied eyes to fall on her.
"..."
"Okay, you guys really know how to joke, I'm going to have a drink now, which one of you wants to come?"
Li Gongfu, who didn't want to talk nonsense with these guys, just patted his butt and stood up from his seat. He planned to go to the back garden to have a few drinks and then rest for a whole day.
"I!"
"And I!!"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing raised their hands almost at the same time, and then followed each other to the back garden.
"You two brothers, I don't think it's a problem for you to idle around all day long. Or, I'll find you an errand in the classroom?"
People can't be too idle, if they are idle, troubles will arise, so Li Gongfu feels that it is necessary to find a job for these guys, so that they don't have nothing to do all day long?
"But……"
"We can't do anything except eat, drink and have more strength."
For Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, they are good at shouting and cheering behind the senior brother, subduing demons and beating the younger ones, but for other things, you really can't expect too much from them.
"You have great strength. I'll ask you another day?"
In this day and age, great strength is very important. No matter what you do, as long as you work hard, your life will definitely not be too bad.
"..."
"Forget it, now we sleep when we are full, and eat when we wake up hungry. How comfortable is this life..."
"..."
"What's the difference between that and a pig?!"
"I was originally a pig, Junior Brother Sha, are you right?"
"Yes, my second senior brother is a pig!"
"..."
Well, Li Gongfu thinks, it's better to go to the bar, there is no need to talk too much with these two careless guys.
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