Chapter 604 My Own? ! Σ(?д?lll)
"Grandfather, you are..."
"I remember you said, can't you continue to rest at home these days? Why are you now..."
Xu Jiaorong is in the living room of her home, rushing to do maid work for a certain little girl, and intends to get her a set of skirts from the Song Dynasty as soon as possible today, but I can't let that little guy continue to show off in fancy clothes .
However, before she finished halfway through, she saw that he, who was supposed to be in the backyard garden to talk to a policeman who just ran over and didn't know what to do, was now wearing a headhunter's outfit and waist. With a simple knife in his pocket, he looked like he was about to go out?
"Cough! Don't mention it!"
"Little six said just now that someone is making trouble in the city and they don't give money for meals, so I have to go and check the situation as soon as possible! You are so good at home, you must pay close attention to that little guy after he wakes up. Come on, don’t let her run around all day, I don’t want to call a hundred or eighty brothers to find her alone in the middle of the night!!”
Li Gongfu looked a little sluggish, obviously lack of sleep, Li Gongfu only stayed in the hall for a short while, and after giving instructions, he turned his head and walked outside quickly.
"Hey! Wait, I'll see you off!"
However, before Xu Jiaorong could finish speaking, the other party had disappeared in the corridor, she could only shake her head, put down her sewing, and followed her out step by step.
"Really!"
"What are you doing here? I'll close the door myself. It's broad daylight. Where can bad people come in?"
Sensing his own wife chasing after him, Li Gongfu and Li Dabutou muttered impatiently.
Originally, Li Gongfu could continue to rest and not be on duty today, but he didn't expect that a brother under his command came to inform him that there was a group of weird people who didn't pay money and made trouble after eating and drinking in Yuelai Hotel, and he needed to go Take a trip and figure out what to do about it?
So, he, who should not be on duty, had to change into his official uniform, with a simple knife in his waist, and was going to call the other people in the arresting room to go to the Yuelai Restaurant in the west of the city for a while. Come on, let's see what the hell happened over there?
It stands to reason that such a small matter of not paying for meals is generally not worth his personal care, and let the waiter and guys in the restaurant beat up with sticks, or let them turn those people directly to the hospital. That's it for the government and county government!
At that time, even if Yang Zhixian doesn't want to take care of such trivial matters, there will be someone to take care of them. There is no need for Li Da, who is not on duty during the rest, to be arrested.
However, the little six who came to report the news said that the force value of that group seems to be a bit high, not only the clerks and shop assistants dare not do anything, even the few police officers who went to check the streets were a little hesitant ?
Because, that guy looks very difficult to mess with, and several of them still have weapons such as long swords, axes, and axes, and they have no good solution when the other party doesn't cooperate very much? So, after the stalemate between the two sides, they called for reinforcements and found more police officers and squad members, and at the same time they naturally reported to Li Gongfu's home.
If he doesn't deal with it quickly now, once the matter really becomes a big deal, or if it reaches the ears of Yangzhi County, then he, Li Gongfu, who is in charge of arresting robbers and public security, will not be able to afford to go around!
At that time, it would be considered light for him to be reprimanded!
Therefore, there is always a lot of reluctance and helplessness in his heart, so he can only bite the bullet, grit his teeth and prepare to hurry to the west of the city to deal with those guys who dare to eat the overlord's meal and refuse to obey the government's discipline! Perhaps, when the time comes, as long as they use force and catch each other and beat them up before being locked in a cell, those people will be honest, right?
"Okay, okay, don't ask, I don't know yet, you should lock the door and go back!"
Distraught, Li Gongfu opened the door and walked out, and waved to the nagging woman who came out after him without looking back.
However, before he had taken a few steps, he suddenly stood still, and then turned around again in astonishment to look at the big wooden door of his house.
"!!"
"Where's the door god of my family, which heartless person dares to sneak outside the gate of my Li Gongfu's house to act as a demon?!"
Li Gongfu is angry! !
Originally, he was in a bad mood to be called to be on duty when he was resting, but now there are still people who ran outside his Li Gongfu's house to make troubles, and posted his house on two signs outside the gate. The door god was replaced by two blank sheets of paper?
"What are you yelling about, it's so early in the morning, it's a joke for outsiders to see!!"
Xu Jiaorong, who was about to lock the door just now, quickly opened the two wooden doors again, and looked at her husband Li Gongfu who was bluffing outside the door with some reproach.
"look by youself!!"
Li Gongfu turned his head and glanced at the neighbors in the left and right houses. After finding nothing suspicious, he pointed to the top of the gate and asked his wife to look.
"ah?"
"This... what the hell is going on?!"
Xu Jiaorong was also dumbfounded, she never expected that the door god that had been pasted on the gate in such a good manner would be removed by someone, even if it was removed, two blank papers would be pasted back?
If you uncover it, you will uncover it, but what kind of thing is it to exchange two blank sheets of paper?
"Don't let me find out who did it, or else..."
After glaring fiercely at the seven aunts and aunts who were pointing outside, Li Gongfu gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice.
"okay!"
"Stop yelling early in the morning. It's almost Chinese New Year anyway. At that time, let's invite two new ones to post up. It's not worth the money!!"
Sighing lightly, although she didn't know who did such a thing, Xu Jiaorong still stepped forward gently and tore off the two pieces of yellowed white paper from the gate of her house.
She has seen a lot of stealing money and stealing things, and she has heard a lot from her official Li Gongfu, but like now, she stole two door gods and replaced them with two blank old papers. It's the first time I've seen it! You know, a pair of portraits of door gods are not worth much. Three or two copper coins are enough, which is just paper money. It's just god statues that I spent a few dollars to bring back, so what's the use of stealing them?
"That's it, I'm going to work first!"
"What's the matter, wait until I come back, I'm leaving!!"
Seeing that his mother-in-law wanted to say something, Li Gongfu, who was in a bad mood, secretly waved his hand angrily, turned around and left.
"Hey! Really..."
Seeing the blank old paper in her hand, Xu Jiaorong also shook her head, and slowly closed the door of her house.
"..."
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It's a pity that a certain instigator is still sleeping late, otherwise, she will definitely jump out and say: In fact, there is no outsider acting as a monster at all, but those two door gods wanted to arrest her and go to that heaven, so she shot and exiled her The other party, and erased those two portraits, so that the other party could not use them as a catalyst to come here?
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On the third floor of the Yuelai Restaurant in Qiantang County, a waiter was arrogantly surrounding the restaurant with a group of chefs holding sticks and kitchen knives, workers, and many policemen in official uniforms. The table upstairs is staring at each other in full battle, ready to start a fight if there is a disagreement.
"You people are so unreasonable, I advise you to give the money quickly, otherwise, you will be very attractive later!!"
You have to pay for meals, so the waiter in the shop didn't feel that there was anything wrong with what he did, but just threatened these unfamiliar guys viciously.
If it weren't for the swords, axes, and Zen sticks on the other side's table, which made the kitchen knives and sticks in their hands a little hard to handle, and the surrounding policemen were also a little jealous, they would have rushed forward !
"Hmph! Didn't you just eat a little of your food, why are you being so aggressive?"
"It's a big deal, we'll just return it to you in the future, don't dare to talk too much, be careful I'm rude to you!!"
A beautiful young woman who was holding a baby and coaxing her in a low voice spoke at this moment.
There was a bloody and cruel dangerous light in her eyes. If these ordinary people dared to talk to her like this in other places, or at other times, she would have drawn her sword and killed them all. Kill them all and send them to reincarnation!
Do these idiots really treat her like a Spring Thirty Mother?
Even these guys in front of me didn't go to the Western Regions to find out, how did she get the nickname of "Jade Face Peach Blossom" in Chunsanniang? In the past, or if she came here alone, without the presence of their master Zixia Fairy, she would have drawn her sword and killed them all.
As the saying goes: where the peach blossoms pass by, no grass will grow, and the money will fall, and the head will not be guaranteed!
These words are not in vain. Back then, with these few words, she was able to scare the gang of robbers and bandits who murdered and robbed them to their knees and surrender. Wasn't it because of her strong strength and decisive cold-blooded personality?
Besides, her Spring Thirty Mother was originally a thousand-year-old spider spirit, and she was originally a cold-blooded animal, so she wouldn't care about the lives of these mortals!
"My wife is right, I will pay you back later!"
The second leader also raised his head and said something with dark eyes.
The little second cooks in front of them, not to mention the three masters and apprentices of Pansidong, if they fought together, they might not even be able to beat him, the second leader of the ax gang!
"..."
Why!
Fairy Zixia looked at the chaos in front of her and covered her head with some headaches.
That's right, the few people who are being besieged by the waiter and others here are Zixia Fairy, Bai Jingjing, Chunsanniang mother and son, Zhizunbao, the second master, Zhu Bajie who turned into a fat person, and It was still Sha Wujing dressed as a bald wine and meat monk.
After casting spells and flying to Qiantang County in the Great Song Dynasty, they came to this wine shop to eat and drink as a matter of course when they were hungry. Then the problem came. Yes, all the money put together is not enough?
"you you……."
"You said it lightly! Many of you have eaten several tables of our wine and meat meals, and the price is tens of taels of silver. How can you leave such a large sum of money?!"
Although I don't know why the eyes of the beautiful little lady holding the child are so sinister and terrifying, but the shop boy is now relying on the large number of people on his side, so he will not be easily afraid of these weapons, even the officials are not afraid of being ruthless People robbers!
If the other party hadn't eaten and drank so much before, I'm afraid their shopkeeper would have gritted his teeth and just collected some and let the other party go... But now these people have eaten and drank so much, and they can only scrape together less than a few taels of change. Where are they willing to let go?
"Brother, what should we do now?"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing approached Supreme Treasure, and asked some uncertain questions.
"Not you?"
"Aren't you monks? Why do you drink so much and eat so much?!"
It’s okay not to mention it, but once you talk about this Supreme Treasure, you will be full of anger!
Everything that happened today was eaten by this super edible pig and this Sha Wujing! They are obviously monks, but when they eat wine and meat, they are more ruthless than the bandit leader. They don't look like Buddhist scriptures at all, and they deserve the failure of their Buddhist scriptures five hundred years ago!
"Brother, you can eat it, why can't we?"
"That's right! You are a big brother, if you can eat it, then we must eat it too!!"
After being monks for so many years, and eating vegetarian food all day long, their mouths have already become pale! Fortunately, their master is dead now, and they have just been reincarnated, and they have just started to drink milk. If they don't eat and drink as soon as possible, and wait for each other to grow up, what will happen, then they dare not think about it!
As long as their master has not grown up, they are not Buddhist learners, nor are they monks. As long as they are not monks, they can drink and eat meat.
"Then tell me, what should I do now, do you have money? If you really can't do it, just make it a little fake and fool them!"
As Supreme Treasure, the leader of the bandits, he really has no bottom line when he does things. He intends to let the two of them use spells to turn some fake gold and silver treasures into a fool, and get away from here first.
"That's not good, is it?"
"Why don't you take out our master's purple gold bowl to pay for it?"
Zhu Bajie came up with an unsolvable solution. Although the cassock and Zen staff were more valuable, they definitely didn’t dare to take away the jewels on them, so they could only come up with the idea of the purple gold bowl presented by the king of Tang. .
"No, it's an antique five hundred years ago, and it was a gift from the King of Tang. It's worth a lot of money. How could it be cheaper for these bastards?"
Five hundred years later, that purple golden bowl would definitely be sold at a super high price, Supreme Treasure refused the fat pig's suggestion without even thinking about it.
"Then you can find a way to go!"
Zhu Bajie is gone, they usually rely on alms for food, so how can they have money?
"..."
"Master, it seems that things are getting worse..."
Bai Jingjing carefully moved to the side of their master who had been silent all this time, and whispered something, because she found that a large group of headhunters had come to the third floor of this wine shop, and the place was packed to the brim. .
"..."
Fairy Zixia didn't speak, she was thinking of a way as the person in charge of everyone here.
"If it doesn't work, let's use spells to fix them, and then just run away!"
Bai Jingjing began to instigate again, this is the territory of Song Dynasty, it is definitely not acceptable to kill ordinary people casually, but...it is always possible to escape with magic, right?
"Wait a minute, they're here again."
Fairy Zixia didn't plan to run away after eating, because they had already seen their own faces. If they ran away or conjured fake gold and silver to deceive each other, would they continue to beg for a living here in Qiantang? ?
They are planning to settle here, not to make trouble! Although, they are already making trouble now, but this matter will always be resolved.
"Get out of the way!"
"Tell me, what is going on?!"
Li Gongfu led a dozen of his subordinates, pushed aside those waiters and the onlookers, and sent them directly to the innermost part of the encirclement.
Then, he first looked at the side of the hotel where swords were on the verge, and then at the men and women surrounded by the table inside, and then asked with a frown.
"Captain Li, you're here! They don't pay for food, and they want to beat people!!"
Seeing the county's head catchers arrive with so many fast catchers, the waiter became even more unscrupulous, directly accusing those guys who wanted to eat the overlord's meal and filed a lawsuit.
"this……"
Li Gongfu glanced at each other, this group of men and women are still dragging their families, and they don't think they are rich masters, how could they not give money?
"How much did they eat of you?"
Li Gongfu, who didn't understand the truth of the matter and was not in a hurry to make a comment, hesitated for a moment, and then asked the waiter who was in front of him again.
"Not much, eighty-six taels plus half a penny!"
"And our shopkeeper said, as long as they take out the eighty-six taels, the half of the big money will be free!"
From the point of view of Xiao Er, this is indeed very generous!
You know, half a penny of copper coins is enough for a well-to-do family to eat and drink here in Qiantang County for a month or two! This is a huge concession for them, and no more will do.
"There are so many, don't you think you want to kill people when you see other people's faces?!"
Hearing the number reported by the other party, Li Gongfu was really taken aback!
That much money is his salary as a headhunter for several years. How could he eat so much for a meal? If it is really what he thinks, then Li Gongfu will not stand out casually! Because looking at the situation now, the other party has guys in their hands, not those who can be easily provoked!
"How can it be?"
"Although they also ate several tables of our meals, a few taels of silver is enough, but look, what kind of wine are they drinking?!"
If he hadn't seen these people dressed like dogs, he might not have brought them the best wine in the shop! At first, I thought it was a group of big customers, but who would have thought that these people are actually rich and jaded, and they want to refuse to pay after eating and drinking?
"..."
Tsk!
What a group of ruthless people! !
Looking at the old wine jars on the table, Li Gongfu also took a deep breath.
It seems that what the waiter said is indeed correct, I am afraid that they really did not kill the customers, those wine jars that make you want to drool when you smell them, are indeed old and good daughters! It's almost enough to say that it's a "fighting wine ten thousand", not to mention these people, they ordered several jars in one breath?
"Everyone!"
"I'm a headhunter in Qiantang County. If you have money to pay bills or mortgages, I can guarantee you to leave, as if nothing happened today!"
"Otherwise, you will have to go back to the Yamen with me?"
After looking at the temperament of the other party and these people, he found that the other party had no fear at all, and seemed to be confident. After thinking about it, Li Gongfu thought that the other party was reliable, and finally decided to come out to smooth things over, so as to save both parties Continue to make trouble out of hand.
If there is a real commotion and the calculation is serious, the bill for the dozens of cars is indeed enough for these people to distribute to the frontier! After all, it is only natural to pay back the debts, not to mention that this restaurant has a backstage, how can these people escape?
"We have no money!"
"But I know a person has money, how about you find her for us and let her pay the bill?"
At this time, Zhizunbao, the helper of the Axe Gang, saw that the official seemed to be more talkative, so he immediately opened his mouth to help the somewhat embarrassed Fairy Zixia.
"Yes, we did come to find a friend...."
Fairy Zixia said something embarrassingly.
They owed money for meals, but let a little girl clean up the mess for themselves and others. This matter is really embarrassing.
"Oh! Did you come here to seek refuge with relatives and friends?"
"Then it's easy to handle! What is his name, and where does he live in Qiantang? As long as you can say it, I, Li Gongfu, can send someone to send a message for you immediately!"
Hearing what the beautiful fairy-like woman headed by the other party said, Li Gongfu was relieved! As long as the other party has someone he knows in Qiantang County, it will be easy!
As long as the money is paid in time, the waiter here will never be too difficult.
"She is a little girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. We only know that she lives in Qiantang. As for where she lives, it is not clear..."
In fact, Fairy Zixia doesn't even know if the other party has returned here!
After driving away the Bull Demon King, the other party just said that he was going home, and then disappeared directly. As for whether it was here, she herself was a little uneasy.
"!!"
"Wait who are you talking about? A little girl with blonde hair and blue eyes?"
"Yes, her name seems to be Annie? We are here to look for her, but we saw that the food here is good, so we came to eat and drink. Who knew they were a black shop!"
"..."
"Girl, don't talk nonsense! We are a century-old store, and we are innocent!!"
"..."
The surrounding policemen and people who knew the situation also turned their attention to Li Gongfu, because they knew who the little girl the other party was looking for was.
"Okay, don't talk about it, anyone who has nothing to do with it will leave first!"
Frowning, Li Gongfu saw that these guys who didn't look like foreigners were actually looking for the little girl Anne in his family, so he hesitated a little, wondering whether he should trust them or not.
However, since the other party can tell little Annie's appearance and name, does it really matter?
"..."
After looking at these people up and down again for a while, Li Gongfu finally felt that he should ask first before talking?
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O(╯□╰)o I have a cold and feel uncomfortable, so I won’t write anymore, it’s only 6,000 today