Chapter 603 The Army of Rubbing Rice, the Whole Army Attacks (((?'Ω')?3 ?'Ω')-O≡
When the sky was about to brighten, when a certain Bull Demon King brazenly made waves in the middle of Pansi Cave because he played too smoothly, when he was 1v5 and suffered a disastrous defeat as a matter of course, and fled back to his lair, Demon King Village in embarrassment When she was licking her wounds and was about to pick up another group of brothers to fight in a team battle someday, little Annie, who had never been involved in the battle from the beginning to the end, had already returned to Aunt Li and that arresting Li in Qiantang Town. Outside Uncle Head's house!
However, before she had time to knock on the door, she was stopped by the two so-called 'door gods' standing outside the gate!
Almost when she teleported outside the gate and was about to knock on the door, the two statues suddenly glowed with golden light. After the two holy lights locked on Annie's small body, two golden armored men came out Jumped out of the portrait, and stopped the little girl who was about to go in with unkind eyes.
"Huh?"
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"Hey! What are you two weirdos trying to do, why are you stopping me from going home?!"
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Many people in Qiantang County have such portraits pasted outside their gates, and they have some functions, of course Anne knows it herself, but this time, the other party ran out to stop her, and this is the first time she has seen it!
When she came last time, they had irradiated her with that kind of golden light, and after being stared at by herself, she didn't respond. In those two days, she went in and out of Aunt Li's house many times, and the other party didn't come out to stop her. I thought the two knew each other already!
But now, they ran out again, why? Don't they know that they are a member of this family? Even if it is temporary, she is still half the master of this family, because she lives here, how can they come out and stop her?
"Excuse me, are you that little girl Anne Hastur?"
"We are ordered by the Holy Mother of the Yaochi in the Heavenly Court, please come here and please go to the Yaochi in the Heavenly Court as soon as possible!!"
Of course, the two door gods knew that the little girl was half the owner of the place, and that the other party's strength seemed to be quite strong. However, since it was an order from above, they had no choice but to obey, so when they found out that the other party had returned, they directly used the real She came down to the world and planned to 'invite' this little girl to the heaven!
Two days ago, when the little girl was brought back to this house by the owner of the house for the first time, they had already notified her, but in the end, they didn't know if they didn't report it, and they were shocked when they reported it!
After they reported the matter of the blond-haired and blue-eyed little girl, the orders from above were very strict, and they must invite the other party to the Heavenly Court, and there must be no mistakes!
So, they were so scared that they hurriedly came to the gate of this house and squatted in person, staring at it all day and all night, and finally waited for the little girl to come back.
"Huh?!"
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Hearing what the other party said about Heavenly Court and the Holy Mother of Yaochi, little Annie was instantly taken aback!
Because she knows that those flat peaches seem to be planted by the Holy Mother's family?
And now the person from the other party came to the door, could it be...
That's right, the Pantao incident must have been brought to light!
Although she did things very secretly before, I can guarantee that no one will find out, and all the ones she took out were eaten! But Annie also knows that her food was eaten by that big bald Fahai and Aunt Li and Uncle Li in this family. Even if there is no evidence, if these people search carefully, it is definitely not difficult to guess. .
It's just that what she didn't expect was that they could come to the door so quickly without hard evidence? But, she won't admit it easily anyway!
"I don't know you, my mother said, you can't just go with strangers, so I don't want to follow you to your heaven!"
"Get out of the way, I'm going home to sleep now!!"
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Although there is a little uneasiness in my heart and the feeling of guilt when I am caught doing bad things,
However, Anne quickly put all the discomfort behind her, and impatiently waved her hand to signal the two weirdos who wanted to abduct the little girl to get out of their way.
Who made those peaches in their heaven so delicious? And there are so many in their garden, what's the big deal about letting her pick some fruit?
Besides, she had already paid for it. Gold as heavy as two cows bought them a cart or two of fruit, so they should be laughing! If it were on the earth two thousand years later, so much gold would be enough to buy many tons of big peaches!
"Please don't embarrass us!"
"The Holy Mother has an order, please follow us to heaven quickly!!"
The two gods didn't care about the little girl's pretending to be crazy, they came to invite someone under the order!
And if it weren't for the order from above to be 'please' instead of 'capture', they wouldn't be speaking like this now, and they wouldn't be the only two of them here.
"I said, I don't know you, and I don't want to go to your heaven!"
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Anyway, Annie would never go with them!
There are so many mages and warriors in their heavenly court, and she is not stupid, how could she just follow the other party to other people's home field casually? And if it wasn't for the worry that these people could not find her and it would be detrimental to Aunt Li and Uncle Li in this family, maybe she would have gone directly to another world, why would she tell them so much?
"Your Excellency! Please come with us to Heaven!!"
"please!!"
The two gods took two steps forward, stood in front of the little girl together, and stretched out their hands to signal the other to follow them immediately. Because they could tell that this little girl had very strong mana, and she was definitely not an ordinary mortal.
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"If you stop me again, I'm going to be angry!!"
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If I hadn't 'bought' someone else's fruit without their consent, and I was justified a little bit, now that the other party dared to stop me from entering, Little Annie might just rub the fireball and hit her in the face. Where would you tell them so much?
After all, Annie still had a little bit of reasoning, and when she was really wrong, she really didn't dare to kill her like that.
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"It's not even dawn, who is making noise outside, looking for death?!"
"..."
"Gongfu, go and have a look, I think I heard little Annie's voice!"
"What are you going to do? It's been two hours since I fell asleep!"
"Are you going or not?"
"No!"
"If you don't go, I will go alone!!"
"Okay, okay, wait, shall I go to the head office? Really!"
At this time, Li Gongfu's irritable voice came from the Li family's modest three-entry house! Of course, there is also Xu Jiaorong's whisper of worry and doubt.
Because they went to Jinshan Temple in the middle of the night to find someone, and when they came back, they had been busy entertaining their own brothers in a night market tavern. Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong didn't return home until midnight, But Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong, who had only slept in their hearts for less than two hours, were awakened by the sound outside their own gate, so a certain irritable headhunter naturally started cursing in the house.
How could he not be angry if someone dared to take the courage of Xiongxin and leopard and ran to his house to make trouble before dawn?
"Ha! I won't play with you guys anymore, goodbye!!"
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Exile! !
After hearing the sound of cursing from the house, and the footsteps of two people hurrying towards the gate, Little Annie made a face at the two strange uncles, and then performed an exile spell, directly Deport the opponent back to heaven!
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It is absolutely impossible for these two heroic spirits, who are like guards of ancient kings, to even want to capture Her Lady Queen Anne! Of course, Annie didn't kill her, she just expelled the other party to the place where the other party came from, that is, the magical demiplane called 'Heavenly Court'.
Gala~!
The heavy wooden door opened slowly, and Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong, who were holding a lantern and wrapped in clothes, appeared behind the opened door.
"Annie? Great, you're finally back!!"
Xu Jiaorong cheered, stepped forward quickly, took the opponent's hand, and looked up and down, wanting to see if the opponent was injured or anything else.
But fortunately, this little guy doesn't seem to have any problems, he doesn't look that dirty, and there are no marks of falls or scratches on his body, but I don't know if he was hungry during this day and night?
"Little guy, why are you coming back now?"
"Also, who were you talking to just now? Is there someone trying to embarrass you?!"
After Li Gongfu saw the little girl appearing, the expression on his face soon became relaxed!
Then, with a gloomy face, holding a lantern in his left hand and his simple knife in his right, he strode out of the gate, watching the dark places on both sides of the street with vigilant eyes. They did hear the voices of many people talking outside the door just now, so he subconsciously thought that someone wanted to embarrass this little guy in his family?
"Okay, let's go back and ask again!"
Xu Jiaorong, who didn't want to disturb the neighbors and attract more gossip, dragged little Annie to the house, and at the same time scolded her husband Li Gongfu who was still lingering outside the door.
It's not even dawn yet, but the other party is holding a lantern and holding a knife outside the door, with a murderous look in his eyes. If someone sees this, what will he look like?
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When Little Annie returned to the home of Li Gongfu and his wife in Qiantang County, when the sky was about to turn bright, the people in Pansidong finally got together in peace.
Because, the incomparable bull demon king before Zixia Fairy's Ziqing sword and Zijin bell, plus Bai Jingjing, Chunsanniang, Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk, and a little girl staring at him from the sidelines , the other party was successfully beaten away by the five of them!
"Jingjing!!"
Seeing that the formidable enemy Bull Demon King was finally beaten away, Supreme Treasure didn't even care about the little girl who disappeared at some point, and quickly ran to his wife Bai Jingjing's side, holding the other's hand nervously checked it out.
Although the opponent's body was seriously injured, fortunately, he came back in time from five hundred years ago, brought back several helpers, and successfully rescued his wife!
"..."
"snort!!"
"Damn monkey! If I hadn't kicked you back then, wouldn't you have left me alone?!"
However, to Zhizunbao's surprise, Bai Jingjing pushed him away viciously with a stern face, and almost whipped him up with a bone whip!
When the other party said those things to Bai Jingjing five hundred years ago, she didn't quite believe them at first, but she didn't expect that now that she met their master again, her memory recovered, and then she realized that what the other party said at the time was actually true. it is true……
She, Bai Jingjing, seems to have made a private decision with her for life, and she almost had sex?
Although for Zixia, Zhizunbao and others, five hundred years is just a matter of passing through a door and blinking an eye, after they passed through the green door of light, they came to the five hundred years in an instant. The next Pansi Cave is here!
However, for Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang, it was indeed five hundred years since they saw these people again!
However, the only thing Bai Jingjing is dissatisfied with now is: This dead monkey even planned not to come back five hundred years ago. Does he still have himself in his heart? How could he have the heart to abandon himself to be bullied by the Bull Demon King, and to be happy with himself five hundred years ago?
Although that self and the current self are the same person, Bai Jingjing still feels uncomfortable in her heart! !
"Jingjing! I...I..."
Supreme Treasure really doesn't know how to explain this matter!
Because he really can't be blamed for this, he is really incapable of dealing with the Bull Demon King now, if the teammates he 'brought' back were not strong enough to let him lie down and win, maybe he would just run back It's just a gift of the head, that's why he wants to stay with that Bai Jingjing from five hundred years ago, and it's over.
"Oh! I really didn't expect..."
"The Tang Monk meat that I've been trying to eat all this time turned out to be my own son..."
After the battle, Chun Sanniang also laughed at herself, and took the little baby wrapped in cassock from Erdang's arms a little tiredly.
She had just given birth and was about to fight the Bull Demon King. Not only was she exhausted, but her vitality was also seriously injured. At least a small half of her cultivation of more than a thousand years would be lost!
However, seeing that the son in her arms was safe and sound, she felt it was worth it.
That was the biological son she and the second head quickly gave birth to with aphrodisiacs. He was also the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, and his name was Sanzang! Looking at the scripture learners, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajiesha and the monk are all complete, there is no doubt that her son is the reincarnation of Tang Sanzang!
Besides, his biological father, that is, the second head of the family, also named him "Sanzang" at the beginning, so there must be nothing wrong! It's a pity that now the fresh Tang monk meat, the reincarnated body of the golden cicada that is said to be immortal if eaten, is placed in front of her Spring Thirty Mother, but she dares not, and will not eat even a bite!
On the contrary, she would risk her life to protect his Zhouquan! This is only because the other party is the son of her Spring Thirty Mother!
"Hi! It's not good!!"
"Eldest brother and second senior brother! Our master has turned into a newborn child, what should we do now, should we go to get the Western Classic?!"
After Sha Wujing drove away the Bull Demon King, he also saw the child who was trotted over by the second master and handed over to the thousand-year-old spider Jingchun Thirty Niang, and then he just looked at it. At a glance, it was easy to recognize that the little baby was their master! !
Because, he has eaten the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi nine times, no one is more familiar with the taste of the other party's meat than him! He didn't hesitate to use Celestial Eye or other supernatural powers. He only needed to smell them, and he could tell their masters from the smell.
It's all right now, master, big brother, they are all back!
But……
Master is still so young now, and he is just born. He is still breastfeeding, let alone walking, and he has not even grown his teeth. How can they get the Western Classic? !
"uh-huh!"
"What else can I do, let's talk about it after raising it slowly for ten or eight years!"
Gasping heavily through his nose, Zhu Bajie said indifferently.
Then, after looking at the round and harmonious atmosphere of the other people here, he remembered something, so he drooped his big pig ears, found a stone in Pansi Cave and sat down , looking at the west-slanting full moon outside the courtyard of Pansi Cave with some resentment.
well……
If it was five hundred years ago, maybe he, Zhu Gangli, could go back to Gaolaozhuang and live happily for ten or twenty years, and when their master is ready, he will come back to escort him to learn scriptures?
However, now five hundred years has really passed in the blink of an eye, let alone Gao Laozhuang at this time, I am afraid that the grave of his wife Gao Cuilan has been smoothed out by time, right?
For five hundred years, the soul of the other party didn't know how many times he had been reincarnated, so where could he go to find the other party? Maybe, he really shouldn't have followed that monkey into that light gate before, but now, it's too late!
Although the current Pansi Cave is still the previous Pansi Cave, and the moon in the sky is still the same moon, but some things have changed.
Sure enough, no matter whether it was the second sister Egg or Gao Cuilan, they were all destined to have nothing to do with him.
At this time, he had some emotions in his heart, but he couldn't tell others about it. Even though he was very reluctant, he was helpless...
In fact, he had already realized it a long time ago. Since he had to follow the will of the Buddha and Bodhisattvas and embarked on the path of learning the scriptures, no matter whether he succeeded in learning the scriptures in the end, he and they had no results.
They may really be able to save the common people by learning the scriptures, but they cannot save himself...
"Second brother?"
Sha Wujing looked puzzled at the pig who was only thinking about himself and sat on the side sullenly, he didn't understand, now that they have defeated the Bull Demon King, shouldn't they be happy? But the other party, why did he suddenly become like this?
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"Huh! Traveling through time is really a strange experience..."
choke! !
After sheathing her Ziqing sword, Fairy Zixia also looked at the Pansi Cave, which had become even more desolate and dilapidated, with some emotion.
Those red silk ribbons and lanterns before are gone. Obviously, she did escape from that time five hundred years ago and came here five hundred years later. own two disciples.
It's fine now, everything looks perfect!
"Master, what should we do now?"
At this time, Bai Jingjing, who got rid of the entanglement of the Supreme Treasure, walked up to Fairy Zixia together with the Chunsanniang who was holding the child, and asked aloud.
Strictly speaking, although five hundred years have passed, it seems that they spent less than three days with their master?
At the beginning, the other party was very incompetent and left in a hurry, but after throwing the Pansidong technique to the two of them, they ignored it, but they still understood the truth of "a teacher for one day and a father for life". Yes, but I dare not disobey the other party at will.
"Well……"
"Pansi Cave is not safe here. Although the Bull Demon King was beaten away by us, he might get entangled with a group of monsters to attack here at some point. Therefore, we'd better leave here immediately, as far away as possible!"
The threat from the Heavenly Court, the threat from the Bull Demon King, and the elder sister in her body who likes to make trouble for her, they are all things she doesn't want to face!
Therefore, thirty-six tactics are the best strategy. She thinks that it is better to fight Pansidong, a place of right and wrong, so as to save time from being watched by countless enemies.
"Leave here, where are you going? To my bone cave?"
"I think it's better to go to my 'Pansi Cave'!!"
"you!!"
"snort!!"
Although due to a series of events, the relationship between Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang is not as stiff as before, but the two are still subconsciously fighting each other.
"..."
"Let me think about it first..."
Zixia herself didn't know where to go, but after thinking about it for a while, she finally made up her mind quickly:
"I've decided, let's go to Qiantang County in the Song Dynasty!!"
Since she heard that little Annie said that she would set up her home in that place, since they had no good place to choose, then of course they wanted to go! If we stay together, when something happens, there will be someone to take care of us, right?
Anyway, that little girl has some supernatural powers, so there's nothing wrong with her going for a cheap ride.
"Then I will follow the master too!!"
Bai Jingjing expressed her position and said that she would always follow the other party.
"Me too!"
Of course Chunsanniang agreed!
Because, she is now carrying two oil bottles, one is her son, and the other is the second-in-command of the trash ax gang who doesn't have much force value. If she doesn't follow their master Pansi Great Immortal, how can she be capable? Protect her son Sanzang here in the Western Regions?
"Jingjing! I'll go wherever you go!"
This place is very dangerous, the Bull Demon King is always threatening here, so Supreme Treasure, who has always been very good at judging the situation, how can he continue to stay after grabbing the leader?
Anyway, he had had enough of this desert, and he just wanted to go to the fancy world of Song Dynasty with his wife Bai Jingjing to have a good time! Maybe, he can also try what he once told his white lady, to take the No. 1 Scholar exam?
Don't look at him as a robber, but he has read as many books as those nerds in the Central Plains. At the same time, he can copy Wang Youjun's calligraphy beautifully, and he is also good at Li, Cao, Kai, Xing and other styles!
"Alright, then let's go together!"
Glancing at everyone around, Zixia nodded and agreed to the request of her two apprentices.
"but……"
"There are so many of us, there are demons, ghosts, gods and living Buddhas. There are eight of us... If we want to settle down in the Song Dynasty, we need a lot of money and goods. Who of you has the knowledge of the ordinary world? property?"
If so many of them went to Qiantang County to settle down, they would definitely not be able to continue to live like this here in Pansidong, and the money and other things needed would definitely be indispensable.
However, she, Fairy Zixia, the Great Immortal of Pansi, might have failed so much that she didn't even have a single coin? !
"Aha!"
"Master, don't worry, my ax gang has saved a lot of gold and silver treasures over the years. I will go to the treasure house to get them out later. It will definitely be enough for the few of us to live a prosperous life in Song Dynasty!"
At this time, Supreme Treasure appeared!
Due to Bai Jingjing's reasons, he no longer called this Great Immortal Pansi master or other things, but followed his own wife to call him Master, as if he was planning to get along with her?
"Sect leader, it's useless. When the third master and the blind man are fleeing, they will definitely not give us anything left!"
However, without waiting for Zhizunbao to be proud for a few seconds, the Erdangjia said something quietly, which severely hit his sense of pride.
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"Cough! That's not scary! I also secretly hid a small box of gold, which should be enough!"
Gritting his teeth and thinking about it, Supreme Treasure had no choice but to plan to take out his private money.
After all, here are all some powerful masters, and one is his wife's master, so he always needs to be filial and filial, so he went all out, and just took out the money he had hidden for many years to be good. !
"It's useless, boss~!"
"Your private money is buried under the trough of the cowshed. Many of my people know it. The third family will definitely dig it up when they run away!"
It's a pity that the second leader still shook his head faintly, and said exactly where the other party buried the gold. Obviously, it is impossible for others not to know what even his second boss knows!
"What?!"
"I hid it so well, how did you know?!"
Zhizunbao's tone instantly increased by a hundred decibels, and he almost rushed forward to grab the second master's collar to question him!
Of course, he didn't dare to do that, because the Spring Thirty Mother was warning him with threatening eyes. If he dared to harm the second master, the female spider who was in the baby-guarding period might stab him with a sword. Did you come here?
"Every time we rob, there will always be a little less money...and you will definitely get up in the middle of the night sneakily at night, how can we not know?"
"It's just that everyone didn't intend to expose you..."
In fact, the second leader himself thought about finding a time to dig it out, but he just didn't have the chance.
"You bastards, do you still pay attention to me, the gang leader?!"
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"Okay! I think I know what to do now!"
Now that everyone has no money, Zixia can only sigh, and has to make the last helpless decision.
"Master, what are we going to do?!"
"..."
Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang looked at their master, ready to wait for the other party's answer.
"How about we go and rob a big caravan? Just one vote will be enough for us to spend for decades!"
"I agree!"
The first and second leaders of the Ax Gang naturally proposed what they were most familiar with, and that was—robbing! !
Because there are so many big hands here, and they are all powerful ones. It is not easy to rob a group of caravans! You only need to catch up with a big ticket, and you will have money for a lifetime!
"no!"
"Let's go to Qiantang, go to that little guy first! Then think of other ways when the time comes!"
Fairy Zixia would definitely not do such things as robbing mortals, if it spreads out, she will be laughed to death by others!
So, I can only go to eat that little guy's food for the time being!
"The little girl?"
"It's just master, do you know where her home is?"
"..."
"I don't know, but I will definitely know it when I go to Qiantang!"
"Oh... that's right too!"
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