Chapter 593 Where Did the Bald Thief Come From, and He Wanted to Lie to My Little Annie ヽ(`Д′)?
The case of Qiantang county official bank theft that once shocked Jiangnan, and even alarmed the court secretary, privy secretary, and third division of the Song Dynasty, finally came to an end with a decent ending.
No one knows what Master Yang, the magistrate of Qiantang County, was thinking. Anyway, after he went to Qiu Wang's Mansion in Shuangcha Lane yesterday afternoon to search for the stolen nine hundred taels of dirty silver, he hurriedly reported the theft of Kuyin to the police. After deciding on the sex and cutting through the mess quickly, the case was closed directly!
The Qiantang County Government just posted a few non-existent bandit chieftains and those imaginary existences that randomly drew a few portraits of the sea arrest documents to pursue them, and did not do much more! And Xu Xian was directly sentenced to "young and ignorant, bewitched by women's sex, and mistakenly handed over to bandits... But Nian has made meritorious service in recovering Ku Yin, so he was given a lighter sentence. He was imprisoned in Suzhou for three years and was not allowed to return to Qiantang for no reason!" ’ for minor crimes.
As for why it is three years, it is actually very simple, and it is not too difficult to guess...
That's because, three years later, the term of Yang Zhixian will expire!
At that time, even if that Xu Xian came back and continued to collude with the bandits to rob Ku Yin, it would have nothing to do with him in Yangzhi County! After all, Yang Zhi County can't afford to offend those robbers who come and go without a trace, and who are capable of sorcery, so they just come out of sight and throw that Xu Xian far away in Suzhou, so that other Harm others!
"I said aunt, please do me a favor, I'm already annoying enough!"
"Don't cry anymore, Han Wen was only sent to Suzhou for three short years, and Suzhou is only three or four hundred miles away from our Qiantang. If you want to see him in the future, I will Taking you to Suzhou is only a short journey of two or three days, so what is such a simple thing worth?"
"He was just sent off, not beheaded, why are you crying?!"
By the West Lake, in the gazebo at the north side of Qiantang County, seeing off his mother-in-law Xu Jiaorong on the other side of the pavilion biding farewell to that innocent Xu Xian who caused trouble, Li Gongfu was furious. After making arrangements and explaining to his three men in charge of escorting, he strode over and patiently persuaded his wife who was still a little bit reluctant.
Under his Li Gongfu's hard work, Xu Xian was just assigned to Suzhou City, which is only three hundred miles away from Qiantang. This was the best result he could achieve! For this reason, after recovering the dirty silver yesterday, he still secretly gave the one hundred taels of silver exchanged to Master Yang, the magistrate, and finally managed to settle the matter.
Otherwise, once he was dispatched to the bitter cold west of the border with Tubo or the Kingdom of Jin, then this Xu Xian would be considered dead!
"Isn't it because of you?"
"If you arrest someone, just arrest him, but he even caught my own brother. Are you reasonable now?!"
Xu Jiaorong wiped her tearful eyes with resentment, and glared viciously at a certain unconscionable husband who dared to say such sarcastic remarks at this time.
"It's not like you don't know..."
Xu Jiaorong continued to wipe her eye sockets with the silk scarf, and began to sob and sob softly.
"Hanwen is still injured, and that magistrate of Yang County is too ruthless... He just hit the 20th board of Hanwen, and he will be dispatched to Suzhou in a hurry the next day. Isn't this killing people?!"
Although Xu Xian had already been replaced with the best bruises and clean clothes by Wang Yuanwai of Qingyu Hall, Wang Yuanwai also said that his younger brother was not in the way, only some bruises, and did not hurt him. The bones or meridians, and there is no skin trauma or blood... However, Xu Jiaorong is still a little uneasy, and it is impossible to be at ease!
From her point of view, Xu Xian, Xu Hanwen, her younger brother, had no major crimes in the first place. It was all those vixen who collude with and bewitched him to cause all this. He also confessed and even recovered all Ku Yin , then why send her younger brother to Suzhou City for three years? !
Anyway,
She, Xu Jiaorong, is dissatisfied with that Yang magistrate! The other party also took the money, but still refused to let her brother go, this is completely unreasonable!
"Ouch! I advise you to say less!!"
Li Gongfu hurried forward two steps, pulled his wife's cuff and lowered his voice to warn.
"Let me tell you, robbing the state treasury, according to the laws of the Song Dynasty... that is a capital crime of beheading! If it is more serious, we may not escape! But this time, Master Yang gave me an extrajudicial favor, and he Xu Xian The crime of "mistakenly handing over to a gangster" is not even considered an accessory, it's just a small crime of 'mistakenly handing over to a bandit', it's not bad to just sentence someone to be exiled to Suzhou for three years, what else do you want?!"
For this unreasonable woman who protected his younger brother, Li Gongfu was also a little helpless.
Fortunately, the arresters who escorted Xu Xian to Suzhou were all his brothers from Li Gongfu's family, so he didn't have to worry that such words would reach the ears of Yangzhi County, otherwise, he would only be hated by the superiors for nothing, and a good thing turned out to be a good thing. There is no reason for such a bad thing.
"I don't want to do anything, but now Hanwen is still injured, so I can't wait for a few days..."
However, before Xu Jiaorong finished speaking, she was interrupted by Li Gongfu again arrogantly:
"A few more days? That's all right, all right, let's do it!"
Li Gongfu sighed dumbfoundedly, if he waited for a few more days, who knows what would happen?
Until now, the real culprit who stole Kuyin, the people from the White Mansion, are still missing. If they need to stay in Qiantang again, then the matter will definitely involve the other party again, so it is also a good idea to send him away earlier. Sure and sure!
The sooner you send him away, the sooner you leave this vortex, even if something big happens, it won't be on Xu Xian's side! Of course, Li Gongfu also hoped that the matter of Ku Yin would end here, but nothing more would happen, otherwise, before Xu Xian had an accident, Li Gongfu would have an accident first.
"Now that you've seen it, eaten your meal, and finished crying, let them go on the road early!"
"If the time is delayed, you and I can't bear it!!"
Li Gongfu impatiently greeted the three officers who were chatting on the other side of the pavilion without worrying that the prisoner would run away, and asked them to come over and prepare to take Xu Xian away early.
"Brothers, brother, I left a donkey cart at the entrance of the Linzi dam in front. You can take care of a few more, and let my brother-in-law lie down and pull it to Suzhou!"
Of course, Li Gongfu also knew that Xu Xian was injured, and the other party was definitely not as healthy as himself. Therefore, seeing that he still had a lot of money at home, he simply bought a donkey cart and planned to send the four of them to Suzhou. Time doesn't depend entirely on foot power.
Originally, according to the laws of the Song Dynasty, the prisoner was definitely not allowed to take the car, so he secretly placed it beside the forest in front, so he didn't have to worry about showing it to outsiders.
"It's not too much trouble, you don't have to be polite to me!!"
With money in hand, Li Gongfu, who was not in a panic, directly stuffed more than a dozen taels of silver into the hands of one of his subordinates, and then patted the other person on the shoulder, indicating that they could set off.
Suzhou is actually not far away. If you walk, you can travel lightly and arrive in three to five days! However, with a car now, using the physical strength of animals to travel, it only takes about three days to get there.
"Tou Li is so polite!"
"Then the subordinate is disrespectful?"
"It must be good to have a donkey cart. The three of us, brothers, can save a lot of leg strength by then. How can we have any opinions?"
"That's right! Li Tou is really out of touch!"
Seeing his Li Tou being so righteous, the arresters in charge of the escort clamored for praise. You must know that if there is a donkey cart, it is more than enough to carry four people!
Therefore, when they see that they can easily take this Xu Xian on a pleasant round-trip journey from Qiantang to Suzhou, and even eat and drink along the way, they will definitely not have any objections, and promise to serve Xu Xian It has to be the same as the old moneyman in the city.
"Chinese..."
This farewell, maybe it will be another three years...
Thinking of this tragic parting, Xu Jiaorong, who was so worried, wanted to go forward and continue to say something, but Li Gongfu stretched out his hand to pull her away again.
"Okay! Stop talking!"
"Hurry up, hurry up, don't miss the time, if you can't find another place to fight, your good brother might be taken away by a rich wolf or a wild ghost!?"
However, before Li Gongfu could finish his words, Xu Jiaorong struggled to free his hand, moved closer to Xu Xian again, and stuffed a heavy small bag into the other's bag.
"Hanwen, when you have time, remember to write to my sister. Also, when you go to Suzhou, don't cause trouble again. If there is such a vicious person who hooks up with you, you must control it!"
"..."
"You mother-in-law, why are you so long-winded? I have arranged this kind of thing, so don't worry!"
The postman at Xujiang post station in Suzhou is an old acquaintance of Li Gongfu, and he usually has a lot of contacts. In addition, he is still the chief arrester of Qiantang County, so there is no need to worry that the other party will not give him three points of face.
In short, during the three years Xu Xian stayed in Suzhou, apart from not being able to leave Suzhou or return to Qiantang, he definitely would not suffer much. In fact, not only Li Gongfu had arrangements, but also his good friend, Xu Xian's master Wang Yuanwai, to ensure that his life would not be worse than that of Qiantang.
He has already made up his mind, let that Xu Xian go to Suzhou to be a pharmacy apprentice for another three years, and buy a pharmacy for him when he comes back in three years, go there honestly and live a small life, don't make friends with those gangsters and bandits all day long kind!
"Why……"
"snort!!"
"..."
Finally, Xu Xian, a high-ranking official, still left. With a wound on his buttocks, supported by two servants, he staggered towards the distant forest.
Over there, there was a donkey cart that Li Gongfu had prepared a long time ago, enough for four people to travel comfortably all the way to visit the scenery, and wandered to Suzhou City after eating and drinking.
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Little Annie did not go with Uncle Li and Aunt Li to see off that bad guy named Xu Xian, because she was the one who caused Xu Xian's ass, so she was a little afraid to face the crying man Aunt Li, that would embarrass her!
Moreover, she was also a little worried that she would accidentally laugh after seeing Xu Xian's miserable appearance?
So, at this time, she was sitting alone on the rocks on the embankment of the West Lake, about a hundred meters away from the pavilion in the distance, dangling her legs, looking at the shimmering and open lake, while Throwing pieces of small stones towards the lake in the distance, just watching them make water floats one after another on the surface of the lake.
"Tibbers, it's a pity that those two naga didn't come yesterday!"
╮(─▽─)╭It’s so boring...
Annie came to see off that villain Xu Xian today, just to see if the two magical Naga would come, and if they did, maybe she could tease each other well?
Unfortunately...
She waited for a long time, from the time when Xu Xian finished eating the meal until Aunt Li and the others finished talking, the two Naga who appeared yesterday, and the two Aunt Li kept cursing "fox spirit" from beginning to end. Neither appeared again.
(…)
(Little master, why are you making trouble with that Xu Xian all day long?!)
(?ˉ?ˉ?)
(Tibbers is a little puzzled, the other party is Aunt Li's younger brother, and since his little master is so good to that woman, why can't he treat that Xu Xian a little bit better? No matter what, it won't be a fight Relatively?)
"Humph!"
"I don't know that Xu Xian, but when we met, he was aggressive and scolded me with his eyes. Therefore, now he is in his little book, and his reputation is always engraved with hostility! If there is a chance, I will definitely be good again. Trick him several times!"
= ̄ω ̄=
(…)
(● ̄(?) ̄●)
Boom—boom—
At this time, bursts of dull and melodious copper bells slowly spread along the lake from a distance, and looking in the direction of the source of the sound, Annie could easily see that in the distance where the lake and mountains intersect, Among the mountains and rivers, a small piece of buildings are disappearing...
According to what Uncle Li and Aunt Li once said, in that place, it seems to be a temple called Jinshan Temple where monks lived?
And speaking of monks...
Little Annie quickly remembered an interesting nursery rhyme she had seen on Earth's Internet, and then, when she was idle and bored, she shook her head and hummed happily:
'A monk picks and picks water to drink, picks and picks water to drink...'
'The two monks carried the water to drink, and the water to drink...'
'The three monks have no water to drink, no, no water to drink! '
ヾ(??▽?)ノ?
'Why do you say this, why? '
‘Why are there more and more monks but no water to drink? '
'Because...their bald donkeys are a bunch of lazy people! '
(?′▽`)??
After looking at Uncle Li and Aunt Li in the distance, they may not be able to finish their long-winded words for a while, Annie, who threw the pebbles in her hand, pulled a long branch of a willow tree on the bank. Wicker, while dipping in the water of the West Lake, happily sang softly.
Today is sunny and breezy, and it is early in the morning. The cool breeze makes her feel very comfortable and happy now!
So, she plans to do nothing today, and have another day of fun, and then if she is free tomorrow, go to some strange places in this world, such as those hidden strange magic in this world demiplane?
Because what Annie has discovered in the past three days: whether in the sky or underground, there are demiplanes that are independent of this mortal world, independent of this continent, or independent of this earth, but at the same time Closely connected?
So, when she is free tomorrow, she will definitely take a good look at it!
Of course, the premise is that she has eaten all the delicious food in this Qiantang County first! It's just that Annie, who was singing happily at this time, didn't know at all that not far behind her, there was an old monk with a dark face and a big bald head walking over at this moment?
"Amitabha!!"
A resonant sound of the Buddha's horn suddenly exploded behind little Annie, making her tremble in fright, and almost fell headlong into the West Lake.
"hateful!!"
"Hey! You nasty big bald head, you don't make a sound when you walk, and you still scare people loudly behind your back? I was really scared by you and fell into the lake just now!!"
╭(ー`′ー)╭? It means you have a big bald head!
Angrily jumped from the embankment by the lake and stood up, little Annie put one hand on her waist and held the wet wicker in the other. Frowning her cute little brows, she pointed at the girl who ran not far behind her and shouted loudly to scare her. Her badass big bald head!
What she thought was right before, as expected, ten bald men and nine bad ones!
If you want to say hello or something, stay a little farther away, and you will die if you shout a little lower? Where is the need for this, to get so close and then suddenly yell behind someone else's back? !
"Amitabha……"
"I'm sorry, little benefactor, I just don't understand... What is the rationale for those nursery rhymes that little benefactor sang just now?!"
Scolding the bald donkey in front of the monk, and it was in the form of a nursery rhyme. Once this nursery rhyme was spread, the urchins in the entire Qiantang County and even the entire Song Dynasty would sing it. How about it?
Therefore, this matter, he, the old monk, must ask clearly, and ask him carefully! !
When passing by here, this old monk just thought that this little girl was very talented and had a unique bone structure, and even took a few more glances...Of course, that's all!
He didn't have the old-fashioned plot of crying and begging to recruit apprentices when he sees other people's bones are good! He didn't come here to see this little girl, nor was he that Xu Xian in the distance. How strange.
However, how could he have imagined that... the little girl in front of him, who can speak the Central Plains dialect fluently, would also sing that kind of nursery rhyme that insults Buddhism?
If the other party just scolds or something, he doesn't care. After all, there were so many people in the Song Dynasty, and there were so many ignorant village girls, and he couldn't expect everyone to like their Buddhism, let alone a barbaric country. A foreign girl from abroad!
It's just that he can pretend that he didn't hear anything bad about Buddhism, but this kind of catchy nursery rhyme is not acceptable, absolutely not! If it is spread on a large scale, it will not be very good for the salvation of sentient beings in Buddhism!
"Who are you? I obviously don't know you! Whatever I sing, it doesn't bother you!"
(ー`′ー)
Looking at the big bald man in front of him whom she didn't know, who was wearing a khaki broadcloth robe, holding a big jet-black rice bowl in one hand, and an iron rod in the other, Anne still frowned, somewhat He continued to ask unhappily.
She didn't understand, it didn't matter to him if she sang, why did she come to talk to herself, and still scare Her Lady Queen Anne behind her back? If you make her angry, the consequences will be very serious!
"Amitabha……"
"My name is Fa Hai, and it's the kind of bald... monk I heard the little benefactor sing about when I passed by this place just now!"
If an adult dared to arrange their Buddhism like this, maybe he, Fa Hai, would have slapped him in the face! At that time, those ordinary people in the mountains will definitely have a taste of the power of the Buddha's wrathful King Kong, and will always remember his thunderous methods of Zen Master Fahai, who has boundless mana and landslides!
However, facing such an innocent little girl, even if it was from Fanbang, he couldn't do anything. He definitely couldn't use that thunderous method at will, and it's better to focus on verbal education?
"Fahai?"
(,,??.??,,)
She continued to stare at the other party, but Little Annie's expression was still not very good-looking. She said: She really doesn't like this bald monk named Fa Hai, because the other party just quarreled when she was the happiest and happiest. She is gone!
"It's the old man!"
Slightly shaking his head, Fa Hai performed a Buddhist salute to the other party.
"..."
"That bald-headed monk Fahai, what do you have to do now?"
('???`)?
Seeing that the other party behaved well, and didn't continue to scold herself or make other bad actions. After hesitating for a while, Annie finally could only bear her temper and asked such a question casually.
"Amitabha……"
This is really unreasonable, Fa Hai felt that his anger was about to come up!
This little foreign girl really deserves to be the kind of ignorant barbarian who came from the uncivilized western barbarian land! How could she directly call him Fahai as the "monk Fahai with a big bald head"?
Although, he himself is indeed bald, and he is indeed a monk, but... anyway, he has practiced for more than a thousand years, so why can't he be a little more polite and call him Zen Master Fahai?
However, he, Fahai, doesn't want to argue with a little girl about these trivial matters, he just wants to ask now:
"Little benefactor, I just want to know: Is there any misunderstanding about the nursery rhyme you sang just now?"
He, Fahai, originally came to Jinshan Temple in Qiantang County, but he just planned to discuss the Dharma with the abbot of Jinshan Temple, and surrender an old demon in a nearby mountain by the way, and he will soon return to Xiangguo Temple in Lin'an City.
But who would have thought, the last time he met on the road, the little brother who was destined to be with him in terms of appearance and savvy was convicted and assigned, so he couldn't help but take a few more glances from a distance, but when he was about to turn around When we were leaving, we actually heard such a blond, blue-eyed, foreign girl singing such absurd and bizarre nursery rhymes?
How dare you say... still dare to say that their monks are a bunch of bald donkeys and lazy people?
This kind of thing must not be tolerated!
He had to have a good argument with the other party! Of course, it would be even better if we knew who exactly composed this kind of nursery rhyme that slanders Buddhism!
"There is no misunderstanding, it's normal, I should have sung like this when I heard it!"
(???????)
Anyway, that's probably what Anne heard on the computer network. Why can't Queen Anne sing it when others can sing it?
"oh……?"
"This... I would like to hear more about it!"
After barely calming down his fluctuating mood, Fa Hai began to look at the eyes of the little girl standing on the promotion platform. He really wanted to know, next, what kind of chou Yinmao could the other party say?
"But...why should I tell you?"
(?′ω`?) Hee!
Annie didn't like this big bald old monk very much, so now that she was in a bad mood, she just didn't want to talk to him.
"Amitabha……"
"Little benefactor, because I am the lazy monk you said, this matter has something to do with my Buddhist reputation..."
Seeing that he could not communicate with language, Fa Hai was slightly ashamed and angry, and directly used the method of the Buddhist lion's roar. After pronouncing the Buddha's name, he wanted to directly use the method of turning the wonderful Brahma wheel to intimidate the other party, so that he would inadvertently Tell the truth what you want to know.
(Little master, that old man is very bad, and he is attacking you with that deceptive spell, trying to trick you into telling something!
('???)
——Tibbers, who felt the mental attack, immediately reminded his little master, telling her to be careful of this bald old man called monk. )
"Huh?!"
(??.???)!
No need for Tibbers to remind, Annie felt it herself!
What the other party said was mixed with that enchanting magic voice... It seemed that he really wanted to use that method to scare himself, just like the one the other party suddenly shouted behind him just now?
However, the other party is destined to be really disappointed this time, she won't be afraid!
"..."
"Little benefactor, can you tell me in detail why you sing that kind of nursery rhyme?"
Seeing that the other party didn't seem to be intimidated by his lion's roar, and saw that the other party still had that light-hearted look on his face, although Fa Hai was a little puzzled, he still could only speak and say nothing. asked slowly.
"I'm not called a little benefactor, I'm Annie!"
(?3?) Huh!
She has heard it many times being called Little Annie by others, but she doesn't like the title of little benefactor, and the one called 'benefactor' is not her!
"well……"
"Okay, little benefactor Annie, can I tell this old monk?"
really……
Seeing that the slight spell like a lion's roar was ineffective just now, and Fa Hai, who didn't want to use other spells to hurt this eccentric little girl, could only sigh secretly in his heart, and tried his best to calm down the fluctuations in his heart. Then asked.
After tossing and tossing for so long, the unknown fire that he had raised just now was worn away and extinguished in a burst of nonsensical answers.
"Well……"
"Then you tell me why you have those scars on your head first, and then I will tell you why you sing like that!"
(^_?)☆
Annie was now very interested in those twelve white scars on the old bald head, and she wanted to know why!
"this……"
"The one on my head is called Jiescar!"
Although I don't think the little girl can understand, but monks don't lie, Fa Hai gave a brief explanation after pondering for a while.
"Of course I know it's a scar. I'm asking you what kind of scar it is and what's its use?"
(..??_??..)
"It's not a scar, it's a ring scar. A scar and a ring scar are different..."
Well, as we talked, Fa Hai couldn't help but laugh... The similarity of their languages in mainland China is too broad and profound. How should he explain this matter to this little girl from Fanbang?
"What's the difference? You already have a scar on your head..."
(?????) Still trying to lie to me...
"Amitabha……"
Avoid arrogance, refrain from misconduct, no anger, no lying...
After reciting the Buddha's name, Fahai had no choice but to be patient and began to explain in detail:
"Little benefactor, Jiescar is also called Xiangscar..."
"It refers to the scars left by our Buddhists who burn incense on their bodies in order to receive the pure precepts. Their behaviors are based on the thought of sacrificing their lives to make offerings, or they are based on the elimination of self-attachment!"
"When taking precepts, the burning scars are also called 'burning incense scars'...the number of incense scars burned is generally one, two, three, six, nine, twelve, etc. The twelve points on the old man's head indicate the precepts he has received The highest "Bodhisattva precepts" among lay people! If you are a lay person, you will burn the scars on your wrists more than before the day when you take the Bodhisattva precepts; if you are a monk, you will burn the scars on your head more..."
"This is a ring scar, not a scar..."
Different monks have different ring scars on their heads, so don't mess around! For example, novice monks have three vows, monks have nine vows, and Fahai’s Bodhisattva vows are the most twelve! As for more specifics, he doesn't want to talk too much with this little girl right now.
"oh……"
( ̄△ ̄;)
Anne seemed to understand something half-understood, barely knowing that those scars had some special meaning.
"Little benefactor Annie, you haven't told me about the nursery rhyme just now..."
After talking about the ring scar on his head, now Fahai really wants to know: What is the meaning and origin of the nursery rhyme sung by the little girl just now?
"That's actually very simple!"
"Look: if a monk lives in a temple on a mountain, wouldn't he carry water to drink in order not to die of thirst?"
┌|*′?`|┘
"Amitabha, this is nature!"
For a monk to survive, if he is alone in the temple, he has to do everything. The key is to work hard without complaining and hard work to survive! Although Fahai felt that their Buddhist disciples were not like Taoist priests who were too high-minded and ineffective, they rarely lived alone in temples.
"However, if another monk comes here at this time, for the sake of fairness, do they have to carry water together to drink?"
('▽`〃)
"rational……."
Fa Hai nodded. If another Buddhist disciple comes to the temple, they must cooperate. Is it a fair way for both parties to carry water?
"But what if three monks live together?"
\(“▔□▔)/\(“▔▔)/\(“▔▔)/
"This... this is naturally taking turns carrying water to drink!"
Three people, if you carry water, you don’t need so many people. Everyone wants to be lazy, and they all think about how to take advantage of others. !
Therefore, Fahai felt that if there were no rules and regulations, and if there was no presiding officer, then they would have to take turns carrying water to drink, right?
In that case, it should be fair...
"Take turns diving, why?"
( ̄^ ̄) Huh!
"Little benefactor, what is the meaning of this?!"
Isn't it normal for three people to take turns carrying water? After all, the Huotou monks in Xiangguo Temple or Jinshan Temple also took turns carrying water.
"I haven't finished singing just now, listen to it now!"
ヾ(?°?°?)???
"The Great Monk said, I carry the most water!"
( ̄^ ̄)
"The second monk said that the newcomer should work more!"
( ̄▽ ̄)~*
"The little monk said that his body is too thin when he is young?"
(*/?\*)
"So... there is no water to drink together!"
(??ω??)?
"this……"
"Amitabha, I seem to understand..."
It turned out that what this nursery rhyme was about to say actually meant this, Fa Hai nodded. Just now, he was indeed a little too anxious. Because, this nursery rhyme is about human nature, and it is also very Buddhist.
"Look, aren't those monks super lazy and stupid?"
...(,,???,,)...?
"Then according to the little benefactor's opinion, what should the three monks do?"
At the same time, Fa Hai also thought about it, and probably knew the effective answer he wanted.
"Of course let them fight first, and the strongest ones don't have to work!"
?(?`^′?)?)`Д′)
"..."
"Amitabha! This is inappropriate, inappropriate..."
Fahai laughed dumbfoundedly and shook his head cheerfully.
Now, he doesn't even care about the bald donkey who was scolded by the little girl just now. The one in front of him is just an innocent little girl. He was too serious just now. In fact, he doesn't need to take it too seriously. .
"Then what do you think we should do?!"
(??.???)
From Little Annie's point of view, since the three monks refused to accept each other, there must be a fight first, and the one with the biggest fist has the final say!
"I don't know..."
Fa Hai actually knew it. In his mind, perhaps... the three monks should use the method of discussing Buddhism to distinguish between high and low, and then choose a steward of a temple, and then assign positions, such as who is in charge of cleaning, Who recites scriptures and lights incense to receive pilgrims, who fetches water for cooking and so on?
Instead of using the least efficient and easy to create more conflicts that the little girl said about fighting? Of course, he didn't want to talk more about such a complicated matter with this little girl.
"But I see a little..."
After pondering for a while, Fahai finally stared at the little girl in front of him with piercing eyes, and kept scanning her body with his sharp eyes.
"Huh? What did you see again?"
∑('△')? !
Annie didn't understand, what was the other party trying to do by looking at her with that strange look? There is nothing dirty on her body, and her power is well concealed, so it is impossible for the other party to find out.
"The little benefactor has the root of great wisdom, and has a destiny with my Buddha! Amitabha!!"
After finishing speaking, Fahai chanted the Buddha's name loudly again, strengthening his tone.
"What is fate?"
(??_??)? ?
"If there is a fate, there is a fate, and if there is no fate, there is no fate!"
Bodhi does not have a tree, and a bright mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so where can the dust be aroused?
Anyway, after a few brief chats and the fact that he could see the ground with his celestial eyes, Fahai could only confirm one thing: the little girl in front of him had the roots of great wisdom and the pure and innocent state of mind that Buddhist disciples dreamed of. It is related to Buddha.
"Don't I know what you're talking about?"
("▔▔▔)
Little Annie couldn't understand what this old monk named Fa Hai was talking about. She was chatting about nursery rhymes, but she couldn't understand what she was saying?
"It's okay! When you should understand, you will naturally understand..."
"Amitabha!!"
After talking with this little girl, Fahai didn't want to go to subdue demons today, he thought, he can go back to Jinshan Temple to consolidate what he has gained today?
"shut up!!"
"Where did the old bald donkey come from, such a young girl, how dare you lure her to become a monk and nun on the mountain? You, what do you care about?!"
At this time, Li Gongfu, who had just walked over from the pavilion, heard that this bald thief wanted to take advantage of their unpreparedness and plan to deceive a little girl? This kind of thing made him so angry that he ran over in a few quick steps, stood in front of little Annie, and stared angrily at the complacent old monk.
"Amitabha! This benefactor misunderstood, I didn't..."
This statement stunned Fahai's mind!
He just said that this little girl has the root of wisdom and has a predestined relationship with the Buddha. How did he say that he wanted to trick this little girl into going to the mountain to become a monk?
This kind of ignorant mountain man, who hasn't figured out the whole story of the matter, how can he be wronged at will? Anyway, he, Zen Master Fahai, is also an eminent monk!
"Go away, go away, we have no money to give you alms now, and we are not in the mood to talk to you!"
Li Gongfu was feeling depressed, his brother-in-law Xu Xian had just been escorted away, and his mother-in-law was annoying him again, how could he have time to talk to this old monk?
Besides. The other party was not too ashamed. Seeing a little girl, it is unreasonable to want to make someone else become a monk! !
"that is!"
"Go! Annie, let's go home first!!"
Xu Jiaorong also came over with resentment, took little Annie's hand and carried her off the lake embankment, and was about to leave! She was in a bad mood at this time, and she didn't want to talk to the old monk who wanted to cheat her daughter-in-law!
Her younger brother has already been driven away by a vixen, if the little girl Anne is cheated by this old monk again, how will she survive?
"Amitabha……."
well……
People in the world are so obsessed with obsession, the ocean of suffering has no limit, and if you turn your head and see the shore, why can't they see through it?
However, since the other party can't talk to him calmly now, Fa Hai doesn't want to force it. However, he has decided that the outstanding people around the West Lake will help his practice. He can stay here for a while longer at Jinshan Temple in Qiantang?
"Little Annie!"
"Let me tell you, that kind of old thief with baldness is the worst. You'd better stay away from him in the future!"
While leading his wife and little girl home, Li Gongfu pointed to the dazed old monk behind and warned the little girl Annie in a low voice.
"Why?"
(???????)??
After chatting with that bald guy for a while, little Annie thought that the old monk named Fa Hai, apart from yelling something to scare her at the beginning, didn't seem to be all that bad?
"Don't ask why, anyway, when they lie to you to convert to Buddhism, just don't agree to it!"
Li Gongfu led the way with his hands behind his back, and continued to instigate without looking back.
"What is refuge?"
(,,??.??,,)? ?
"Just shave your hair and turn you into a little bald donkey!!"
Li Gongfu doesn't like those monks who know how to beg for alms and chant sutras without doing production. Those monks occupy so many fields for nothing, and they don't pay taxes!
"Shave my hair? How dare they!!"
Σ( ̄д ̄;)! ! !
If anyone dares to shave their own hair and turn themselves into little bald heads, see if Queen Anne can't burn them to death! !
"..."
"Grandfather Li, don't say a few words, be careful Bodhisattva blames you, you can't bear it and walk around!"
Xu Jiaorong, who was in grief, angrily reprimanded her husband, and shook her head helplessly. This kind of nonsense about Buddhism will be blamed by the Bodhisattvas!
"Don't mention this to me!"
"I haven't had time to tell you yet! The Kushen Bodhisattva I have been enshrining for the past few days, he just enjoys the incense and doesn't work, and let the bad guys use magic to steal Kuyin, which made us suffer in vain!"
When Li Gongfu mentioned this matter, he became upset and irritable!
Anyway, no one should mention such weird things to him now, it is better to be a scholar: if you don't talk about strange things, if there are no such things in the world!
"What is Bodhisattva? Is it delicious?"
(○'3'○)? ?
Speaking of grapes, of course Anne knows! She even knows the kind of grape called Bodhi, which is a good thing to eat! However, she didn't know what a Bodhisattva was, whether it was delicious or not.
"Annie, don't talk nonsense, Bodhisattvas are gods and cannot be eaten!"
Xu Jiaorong was so frightened that she quickly pulled Little Annie's hand to tell her not to talk nonsense like her husband Li Gongfu!
"oh……"
"Fairy..."
(lll¬ω¬)
Little Anne didn't want to care too much about the things she couldn't eat.
"Let's go, it's better to hit the sun than to choose a day. Let's go to the cloth shop today, pick out some good fabrics for you, and make you some suitable skirts!"
Her younger brother has already left, and I'm afraid I won't be able to see him in the next three years...
It's useless to think about this kind of thing now, but her stomach has never moved, so Xu Jiaorong decided to raise the little girl Annie as her own daughter first, and practice her hands first?
"But, I have my own clothes to wear..."
(>▽<)
In Annie's space pocket, there are many kinds of skirts and shoes brought from the land of voodoo, as well as various palace costumes, princess skirts, ghost suits, and even armors from various worlds. Missing clothes!
"You can't do it with only this body!"
"Although your current skirt is very good, but in the Song Dynasty, it is better to wear our skirt! Don't worry, Auntie, I will definitely dress you up beautifully!"
Aunt Liang has a good figure, if she wears the skirt that Xu Jiaorong made herself, she will definitely be very beautiful!
"Annie, what color do you like?"
"Fiery red!"
φ(゜▽゜*)?
"But Anne... red is used for wedding dress..."
"But I just like red!"
(づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~
"That's it..."
"I still think purple and green, or white and light yellow go well with you! In that case, it must be more beautiful with your beautiful golden hair?"
It's a pity that although Xu Jiaorong, an adult, asked the little girl for her opinion, she didn't take her into consideration at all, and just arranged for the little girl on her own.
"..."
"You have already decided, and you still ask me what to do..."
..(___)ノ|
"How many sets do you think is better?"
After thinking about the color matching, Xu Jiaorong asked how much to make.
"Buy them all, make a lot, a lot!!"
ψ(?*`?′*)??
If you can make a lot of clothes, then Annie can choose what she likes to wear!
"Um……"
"It's better to only make three sets. It's good to have a change! When my aunt was young, she didn't have a new set of clothes for a year!"
Xu Jiaorong was still talking to herself.
"I knew it……."
╮(╯▽╰)╭
Sure enough, you adults have already decided on things, why do you still pretend to ask us children's opinions? Whether it's Amoline's mother or this Aunt Li, they are actually the same, I really hate it! !
"And shoes!"
"Annie, what style of shoes do you like?"
Now that the clothes are decided, the shoes are left!
"whatever……"
(ノへ ̄,)
"Well, my aunt has already thought of a few styles, you will definitely like them!"
"..."
┗( ̄д ̄)┛Surrender
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