Chapter 588 You Are the Monster! O('^')o
? Sitting in this elegant and quiet position by the window on the first floor of the restaurant, Li Gongpu Li Butou felt very upset. bitter wine.
Because, Ku Yin of the Qiantang county government has already been thieves twice, and the magistrate of Yang County ordered him to solve the case within a time limit yesterday, otherwise, Mr. Yang's black hat will not be guaranteed, and he will never be a head catcher again!
But the door of the county government storeroom is clearly locked, and the lock is not broken, and the doors and windows are all iron and stable, and there are no traces of digging, breaking walls or tearing tiles, and Ku Yin is inexplicable The ground is gone, and there is no trace of intrusion at all, so where can he find it? !
That incident was really like seeing a ghost. Although he got a trick from an unreliable old Taoist priest he knew well, it was really just like what the mother-in-law at home said, and invited a Kushen to guard it. ,But……
The silver is still gone!
If he can't find it within the time limit, I'm afraid not only Li Gongfu, but also his arresters will all have nothing to eat. At that time, those who are in charge of robbery and security will be expelled from the county government. Losing an official robe is considered light.
Ineffective in guarding the treasury, repeatedly losing public funds, just such a crime, the 20 boards he was beaten a few days ago have just recovered, if there is another accident, I am afraid that he will have to be arrested again by the county magistrate. Beat me up?
In addition, I went to Qingyu Hall today to look for Xu Xian's bastard brother-in-law and didn't find it, but my family friend Wang Yuanwai actually said that bastard went on a blind date by himself? If he doesn't inform his brother-in-law or the wife of the family about such a big event, why won't he go home at night?
Is this really unreasonable? !
And on the way back, I ran into Annie, the little girl from the country who was eating and drinking from him. In the future, maybe it will be another oily bottle? When he thought of this kind of shit, he was even more annoyed!
Yang Zhixian has already ordered him to deal with the matter of this little girl, and Li Gongfu couldn't bear to lose such a cute little girl directly, so what else could he do besides raising her?
"..."
Therefore, now Li Gongfu is very annoying, and he really wants to drink to relieve his sorrow...but he is afraid that he will not be able to go to the warehouse to patrol the streets at night, so he does not dare to stay with those familiar friends on the other side Drank too much.
"I'm coming!!"
"Captain Li, your food is here!"
The two waiters in the restaurant each held a square wooden tray,
Serving Li Gongfu Li Butou of Qiantang County and a certain little girl from Fanbang whom they rarely saw in one breath, he served another six big dishes in one breath, and at the same time removed the messy leftovers from the table.
"Here are the 'Crab Stuffed Orange', 'Dongpo Meat', 'Crab Roe Soup', 'West Lake Sweet and Sour Fish', 'Beggar's Chicken' and 'Sister Song Fish Soup' you just ordered! Please share with this... …Slow use?"
The waiter in the shop was a little puzzled, and he didn't know why. Normally, this well-known wife-in-law Li Tutou in Qiantang County usually only ordered a bottle of daughter red, and a few cheap appetizers. Hugh just had a drink.
But who would have thought that today, the other party brought a little girl from Fanbang and ordered a large table full of dishes in one go? And it doesn't count if you eat up a table, and order a new table?
tsk tsk...
The waiter in the shop felt that Li Butou must have made a fortune from a certain fan merchant who came to Qiantang to unload and load goods, or... a certain rich fan merchant entrusted him to bring this weird little girl with blonde hair and blue eyes to Qiantang. Eat and enjoy in the county seat?
If that's the case, this Captain Li must have gained a lot of benefits, right?
Otherwise, just relying on the good food at these two tables, it is estimated that Li Bu's first month's salary will almost be used for it! If it was true that he spent all his salary because of eating and drinking, Xu Jiaorong, the Lion Roaring from the River East of the other party's family, would have to skin the other party!
Of course, the waiter in the shop would not dare to talk nonsense about this kind of thing, this kind of thing can only be understood and cannot be conveyed... Otherwise, would it really be true that the red headhunting suit worn by Li Gongfu Li Butou is fake? In this Qiantang County, he is really the number one person, who dare not sell the other party's three-point thin noodles?
"Captain Li, and this little honored guest, if you still need anything, just tell me, the little one will leave first?"
After setting out the new dishes, and taking a last look at the somewhat rare girl from Fanbang, the waiter in the shop slightly bowed and said something with a nod to Catcher Li, and then prepared to leave so as not to disturb Catcher Li eating wine. Otherwise, there will definitely be a scolding meal.
But to be honest, the two waiters in the shop felt that the strange-looking little girl from Fanbang wasn't as ugly as the barbarians who sneaked into the port of Qiantang County to unload and receive the goods? Compared with the dirty, stinky, coquettish and sloppy businessmen they usually see occasionally, this little girl is beautiful, except for her blond hair, blue eyes and overly greasy face and arms. Apart from the aesthetics of the Great Song Dynasty, it seems that they are indeed much better-looking than ordinary little girls in Qiantang County?
Of course, that's all.
If they encountered it unexpectedly at night, with such blond hair and blue eyes and an overly white face, they might really think it was a ghost!
"You stop for me!!"
When the shop waiter who was closer was about to turn around and leave, Li Gongfu, who was already a little drunk, opened his eyes wide at this moment, grabbed the opponent's arm fiercely, and pulled him hard. When he got to his side, he leaned over and asked in a low voice:
"I clearly only ordered one table of dishes just now, what the hell is going on with these dishes now?!"
"Did you serve the wrong dish, this is someone else's?!"
Half an hour ago, after helping the little girl get a non-standard household registration in his own home under the name of the county lord, Li Gongfu brought a little girl who was eating and drinking on the opposite side of this square table. When I got here, I ordered a table of ordinary meals that I could afford and a pot of my favorite Nurhong!
But who would have thought that when he was drunk enough, walked to the other side alone and punched a few outsiders he knew, had a few drinks and returned, the other party actually served him another table of food?
What's the point of this? He remembered it clearly, he obviously didn't order these!
Therefore, Li Gongfu's drunkenness just now has been awakened by fright.
You know, this is the most luxurious three-story wine shop in Qiantang County, the price of the food here is not low! Although the quality of both the wine and the food is very high-end, but just guessing from these two tables, his salary this month will be almost half lost...
He can now imagine that when he goes back, if the woman in his family knows that he has come to this most expensive restaurant to eat two tables of expensive wine and food, she will have to carry a kitchen knife and fight him as a headhunter. ! Maybe, you will think that you are going to spend time and drink? !
Therefore, he must ask clearly about this matter!
Although the dishes on the table have been touched by that little girl Annie, as long as he didn't order them, he won't pay for them when he pays the bill! At that time, the store owner can't say that he, a headhunter in Qiantang County, eats the king's meal!
"I won't pay you for the wrong dishes you serve indiscriminately!!"
Although he is a little drunk now, he can guarantee that he never ordered this table, so he doesn't need to pay for the store's own mistakes!
"Ah! Take it easy! Captain Li, take it easy?"
"Hiss...the dishes on this table were just... ordered by this little guest..."
After finally freeing his arm from the opponent's strong palm, the waiter bared his teeth and cried out in pain, while secretly pointing angrily at the man who was eating meat with his bare hands, and who had an innocent look on his face. On the ground, said the little girl from Fanbang staring at the two of them with an oily face.
He has been the waiter in this restaurant for several years, and he has never missed any dishes for the customers, and he has never made any mistakes!
So, this matter is really because Catcher Li misunderstood him...
If he really accidentally served the wrong dishes to the guests, with the reputation of their restaurant, there is no need for Li Butou to trouble him, and when the restaurant closes at night, the shopkeeper will have to beat him hard!
"Little Annie, did you really order it?!"
Li Gongfu had calculated thousands of times, but he never thought that he would miss this little girl who could speak their official dialect of Song Dynasty, and even less that the other party would dare to order food while he was away?
What's more, what kind of dishes are you ordering?
"Uh-huh……"
??(￣～￣)??Chew!
"Yes! These are what I ordered just now, they are delicious, Uncle Headhunter, if you don't eat them quickly, I will definitely not be polite to you!"
(o??▽??) o ??
Annie directly gave up the troublesome chopsticks that she was not used to. She was never afraid of being scalded, so she simply rolled up the cuffs of her skirt, regardless of the dishes just out of the pot, and grabbed two pieces with her white and tender hands. Dongpo pork, which looks fat and greasy, was stuffed directly into the mouth!
Then……
Σ(☉▽☉"a
The pupils in her eyes shrank instantly, and her eyes went straight!
In the next second, both the waiter and Li Gongfu could only stare dumbfounded at the little girl standing on the chair rudely, ignoring any image at all, and picked up the exquisite Fanglongquan Dongpo meat, which contained at least one or two catties. The celadon jar from the kiln, and moved it in front of her.
Her meaning was already obvious: the dish she brought to her, this kind of Dongpo pork, now belongs to her alone! Before you get bored, never give others a hand!
"Hey! What are you two looking at?"
ヾ(??????｀??)ノ?
"Uncle Catcher, don't you really want to eat a little more? This is delicious! And you, why are you still here, hurry up and serve me food! It's been so long, the one just ordered is not burnt Okay?!"
"I want to eat this, this... and those over there, all of them!!"
Regardless of other people's strange eyes, little Annie ate into the jar with her hands until her hands and face were covered with grease, and at the same time, she pointed to one of the dish names written in black ink in the distance with her other little finger that was also covered with grease. Hang a mahogany sign!
Today she is going all out, even if she eats until she can't walk, even if she eats until her belly is round, she still has to eat until she is completely satisfied!
"no!!"
"You...you hurry down and ask your back chef not to serve the leftover dishes! If you serve it again...if you serve it again, this head catcher will not buy it!!"
After finally figuring out the whole story and knowing why the waiter in the shop served him so many dishes for no reason, Li Gongfu was so frightened that his hands trembled a little.
Then, he chased away the waiter who seemed to want to ask the little girl just now what kind of new dishes he ordered like a plague god, and then turned around and looked at this little girl with trepidation. , but Annie, a little girl from a foreign country who can eat so much.
Just such a guy, how can he afford Li Gongfu's salary?
Just this kind of little girl who can eat up his entire monthly salary at the next restaurant, I'm afraid...even their Yang magistrate Yang in Qiantang County can't afford it, right? If he ate and drank like this every day, within three to five months, even the richest member in Qiantang County would be ruined by this little girl's way of eating!
"Annie..."
"My little aunt, I, Li Gongfu, are just a poor catcher. With the way you eat now, I, an uncle, will definitely not be able to support you... Please hold your hands high and show mercy..."
Li Gongfu almost prayed in a mournful tone.
Sure enough, their county lord must have the foresight, otherwise, he wouldn't have kicked this huge trouble directly at himself! That Mr. Yang, also said that he would let himself raise the little girl Annie, and wait until the other's beautiful woman came to find her?
Look, with the opponent's posture now, how can Li Gongfu afford to support such a brat who refuses to eat pancakes? Thinking about when he was young, and thinking about the children in the neighborhood in Qiantang County, if they could have a biscuit as a snack, I am afraid they would cheer for a long time!
Li Gongfu has always felt that cooking cakes, a kind of pasta steamed from white flour, is actually quite good, and children can eat something that is good, and they should eat cheap and filling things like cooking cakes, or Is it the kind of sugar man made of maltose, one or two iron coins?
But……
Where is this little girl? Fortunately, she opened her mouth to eat a big meal, and can she still eat so much? Isn't that little belly of hers afraid of breaking it? !
"Then why?!"
(o°ω°o)?
Annie didn't understand, since these things are so delicious, why can't she eat more? If it doesn't taste good, give it to her for nothing, and she will definitely take a second look!
Her Lady Queen Anne can come to this small restaurant to eat, and eat so happily, that is the recognition of their food strength! Also, after she is full today, she will continue to eat tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
"Because uncle, I have no money!!"
After looking around and finding that no one noticed his position by the window, Li Gongfu leaned out to talk to the little girl in a low and sad voice.
In fact, as a headhunter in Qiantang County, he wouldn't even be able to afford a meal, but no matter what... all his money must be handed over to the woman at home who is careful and careful, and then his own money for drinks What, you can only apply for it as usual every month...
Therefore, he really has no extra money now!
But, men want to save face when they are outside, especially Li Gongfu, who is a headhunter in Qiantang County, has an official skin. Pretending to be the head of the family!
As for when there are no outsiders at home, that's another matter...
Of course, Li Gongfu is afraid of his wife not because outsiders say he is afraid of his wife, but because he loves and respects her! Is this just like what those scholars said, raise your eyebrows and respect each other like a guest?
That's probably the reason!
Back then, in order to meet his wife, Xu Jiaorong, and to impress her, he put on his official clothes and stood under the eaves of the other's house almost every day, rain or shine, waiting. hour!
You know, there are only twelve hours in a day...
He still remembers that at that time, he successfully frightened off countless matchmakers and competitors who dared to come to the door to propose marriage with his fierce expression and the knife on his waist, and finally impressed the one who was pulling a younger brother with his perseverance and strength. The heart of a woman living a difficult life, and got his wish to marry that virtuous and beautiful woman who is well-known in Qiantang County!
This incident can be said to be the most interesting thing in Li Gongfu's life.
So, all these years, even if he had to support his wife, he also had to support that useless little brother-in-law Xu Xian who hadn't taken it yet, and no girl liked him. ...he dared not complain at all!
Li Gongfu has thought more than once: As for that useless brother-in-law Xu Xian of his family, if he continues like this, it will be based on the other party's incompetence, inability to do business, and medical skills. With this ability, I guess there must be no other way out other than being a son-in-law who cuts through the door!
However, the third-class choice of the son-in-law who cuts in the door, let alone whether he will be looked down upon by the neighbors in the end, just because the other party is the only child of the Xu family, Xu Jiaorong, the mother-in-law in his family, must definitely not Will allow it!
No way, in the future, he will use the money that Li Gongfu has saved over the years to provide the other party with a house and a wife? Well, maybe this is the price why he didn't have to pay a bride price when he took the other party's sister back then?
"What is money? Is it this kind?"
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Although she knew that the money she took out might not be very useful, Annie still subconsciously pulled out a brand new green hundred-dollar bill.
"Well?!"
"Is this the friend of your Daqin Fanbang's bank? Tsk tsk! The workmanship is amazing. If you pawn it in the Longevity Bank, you may be able to exchange it for a small sum of money..."
"But it's useless! You'd better put it away yourself, this thing doesn't work in our Song Dynasty!"
Playing with it for a while, he couldn't see the twisted words and patterns on it, and the "monk" with the 'bald head' and 'shawl and long hair' was Li Gongfu. The beautiful paper was returned to the little girl who kindly wanted to pay the bill.
Li Gongfu felt that with such a fine workmanship, the head on it was still lifelike, and he would definitely be able to get a lot of money in Daqin's bank! Therefore, he never thought about pawning the other party's property. Because, he can still barely afford the meal now, but he has no warm salary in his waist, so I'm afraid it will cost more than half of it... When he gets home, he will definitely be punished. That mother-in-law scolded her severely!
The more he thought about it, the more Li Gongfu sighed... The table was full of good wine and food, and he suddenly felt a little dull.
"And what does your money look like?"
If it's gold, it's easy to handle, Anne has as much gold as she wants! If it is not enough, she can still go to the Koprulu star area to get it?
Of course, this matter will be discussed later.
Because right now, she didn't want to see anyone or anything related to the world of Mass Effect and the Koprulu Sector! She doesn't want to be laughed at by those people, absolutely!
"Like this!"
"We use copper coins or silver here!"
In fact, Li Gongfu did not report any hope, because he could see that the other party did not seem to have a purse or other things on his body, nor did he wear jewelry, so he must not be able to hide that kind of heavy money! Therefore, he just satisfied the other party's curiosity and took out a money bag to display.
There was last month's salary that he just received today: a few small pieces of broken silver and a small string of copper coins.
Their goods from the Great Song Dynasty were mainly made of money, that is, the Tongbao copper coin!
And Tongbao money is very complicated, and there are many types. The size and thickness of each place are not the same. Even... in the same place, a new kind of money will be released every few years... Anyway, it is very messy That's it! Ordinary merchants will always stipulate that different amounts of copper coins will be charged for each commodity. Although it is troublesome, it can barely be circulated.
In addition to copper coins, there are also more cumbersome iron coins. Under normal circumstances, the economy of the Song Dynasty mainly relies on these two to operate.
However, due to the chaotic circulation, the components of copper and iron coins are different in size, and the prices of copper and iron coins and between big and small coins are different, so the circulation has always been disorderly, and gold and silver have to be used as the main storage currency, and silver is very expensive. , If the quality is better, one tael of silver can be exchanged for at least one consistent copper coin, which is a full thousand!
"Um……"
"I have none of these copper discs and silver..."
...(,,??????,,) sorry...
In Annie's own space pocket, there are only those gold, gems and some messy things, but there are really no such copper coins and silver...
If necessary, she could have asked the guys from the Federal Mining Group in the Koprulu star area to ship her hundreds of millions of tons to make do with it... However, she still can't bear that face and go back, otherwise, she must Will be laughed at!
So, she could only think of a way... She didn't have copper coins or silver coins, but she didn't know whether they would accept gold coins or not? But this matter is too late for Annie, and I will talk about it after she is full.
"that……"
"Captain Li...I just went to the back kitchen to look at it. The dishes that this little guest ordered are almost ready now, don't you think so?"
At this time, the shop waiter who was just driven away by Li Gongfu came back again!
The other party looked at this Catcher Li who he couldn't afford to offend for a while, and then he came over and said hesitantly... His meaning was also very obvious, that is: Catcher Li needs to give those who have already made Pay for the meals!
Because, according to the regulations of their restaurant, as long as it is ordered, and it has been finished or is about to be ready, there is no way to refund it, otherwise...their 'small business' of this restaurant, how much is it? It's not enough to pay.
"!!"
"You...well, tell me, how many dishes are there that cannot be returned?"
Li Gongfu, who was just about to reject the other party's proposal and made a fuss, suddenly thought that this wine shop seemed to be related to the cousin of the magistrate's wife?
So, he struggled for a while, and decided to admit it!
After all, this restaurant does have this rule, and the little girl across from him who is still gorging on food did order those dishes, and it is true that it cannot be said that the restaurant is not authentic... If you want to blame, it seems that it really only Can he blame himself for not keeping an eye on this side?
"Not much!"
"Those who haven't started to make, the villain has ordered to go down and return them, and there are only ten things that are done!!"
Although the other party's face is ugly, although he also knows that Li Butou seems to have been tricked by this Fanbang little girl, but...
The waiter still stretched out a hand, making a gesture that the other party must know.
"!!"
Sure enough, just after finishing speaking, Li Gongfu's expression became even uglier! !
"..."
"You! Go and prepare right away, and put all the meals that haven't come up directly into the wooden box for me, we have to pack them and take them home to eat!!"
Originally, Li Gongfu thought that half of his salary should be left over, so that he could barely pay for his work when he went back, but who would have thought... now I am afraid that there will be no leftover at all!
But the matter has come to this point, what else can he do besides packing it up and taking it home, and let the woman at home have a big meal together?
"Okay, just wait, the little one can make the decision, and I will pack them well for you with two of the best mahogany food boxes, and they don't need you to return them!"
Seeing that the head catcher was very reasonable and did not embarrass himself, the waiter in the shop hurriedly turned around and ran to the back kitchen after cheering.
The other party's accounts can now be settled smoothly, so if his performance today is up to the standard, the shopkeeper will definitely reward him with a lot of copper coins!
"Pooh!"
"What kind of mahogany food box? Isn't that all my Li Gongfu's own money in exchange for it?!"
Staring at the waiter's back and muttering bitterly, Li Gongfu just raised his head and suffocated the wine in the glass in one gulp!
Don't think that Li Gongfu and Li Butou don't know, those mahogany food boxes are just made by the carpenter Wang at the top of the city with leftovers! Although it looks beautiful, it is really not worth a few big bucks! With this kind of thing, you still want to lie to him, the head of robbery and security in Qiantang County?
Dream it!
The entire Qiantang County is not very big, so Li Gongfu himself doesn't know about any stores, what kind of people are good at what to do, or some pickled goods that only know how to hang around on the street? !
"Ahem!"
"Supreme Taiyi Duer Tianzun..."
At this time, Li Gongfu, who was still sighing, suddenly turned his head, and saw an old Taoist priest wearing a tattered Taoist robe, even with several patches on it, rushing towards him, asking him The head, which was already slightly aching because of the salary, became even more painful!
When Sanqing disciples give gifts, they often sing "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun". If all good believers have unfortunate encounters, they will sing "Supreme Taiyi Saves Misfortune" and "Supreme Taiyi Saves Suffering Tianzun", which calls for the great kindness of Taoism Taiyi, who was looking for the sound and feeling, appeared to save the suffering Tianzun to help the unfortunate people and save them from suffering.
In ancient times, no one dared to directly shout 'Wuliang Tianzun'. Those who dared to chant like that might be beaten up by the more serious Taoist priests!
"Ouch!"
"I said Daoist Chen! I, Li Gongfu, really have no money today, and I really can't save you! So, you don't have to come to save my Li family's trouble today..."
"If you don't dislike it, come over and have a seat and eat something?"
Seeing that this old fortune teller from the west of Qiantang County came to look for him again, Li Gongfu had two heads on one head!
This old Taoist surnamed Chen, it is said that because he failed the imperial examinations repeatedly, and because he couldn't make a living, he suddenly became enlightened and became a Taoist when he was disheartened and poor? Then, the other party didn't need to be a teacher, and with a few books he didn't know that the ruined temple found the authentic treasure, he went directly to the Taoist door and became a stall who didn't know magic, but only helped people with fortune-telling and writing family letters Taoist priest!
Normally, the other party lives in the west of the city, which is very difficult...
But he, Li Gongfu, looked at the other party as pitiful. He often ate his last meal without a second meal, and he was worried that the other party would starve to death. In the few days after receiving his salary almost every month, he asked the other party for fortune-telling, and donated a little copper money to the other party. Can he barely eat pancakes or cook some porridge for a few days every month?
So, after seeing the other party now, while Li Gongfu couldn't help but smile a little bit, he pointed to the dining table that had been messed up by a certain little girl and said.
Although there are only some leftovers left here, the little girl wasted a lot when eating, and it is always possible to let this old Taoist have a good meal.
"Then... bother me!"
After finishing speaking, the old Taoist's eyes lit up, and he went directly to the dining table, not daring to compete with that weird little girl from Fanbang for food. I ate it.
"Well?"
[choke] (*⊙~⊙)
"Here, here you go..."
(o゜▽゜)o☆
Seeing a smelly old man approaching suddenly, Annie was startled and almost choked!
Then, she felt that she was already very full today, and she could come back another day, so she put down the empty blue and white jar in her hand, and carefully pushed the two uneaten dishes in front of her. to each other!
She's finished eating now, so let's just let it be like this today, and she will come again when she is free? Moreover, the old man in front of her looks pitiful and smelly, so she has no mood to continue eating now.
"Thank you lady lady!"
"The old man really met a noble person today! Also, Catcher Li, I just showed you another look, and you are about to share a fortune! Congratulations, congratulations!"
"When the time comes, don't forget the old Tao..."
The old Taoist hurriedly pulled the food grill pushed by the little girl to his body, and while eating the big meal, he kept scanning back and forth between Li Gongfu and the blond girl from Fanbang.
He didn't lie, he just made a fortune for Catcher Li, and the other party is indeed ready to have good luck, and he will soon be rich!
"Come on!"
"Chen Daochang... I used to send you money on time every month, and I didn't see you saying a good word about me! Every day, I knew that our Li family, or my mother-in-law's Xu family, would have a 'disaster coming', or I play it safe?"
"Now, I'll give you something to eat and drink, and you're going to say something nice about us right away? Ha! It's your fortune-telling stall's business that's not doing well!"
Li Gongfu shook his head, and said to the old Taoist with some dumbfounding.
This old Taoist who turned from a poor scholar to a career is not very good at being a man, and he can't even speak, that's why he messed up so badly! Think about it, when other people go to fortune-telling, who goes there when something good happens? People must go to the other party to ask and fortune-telling because things are not going well, but the result?
This old guy doesn't know if he calculated it for real or if he calculated it fakely. Anyway, it's just those hexagrams saying that others will be unlucky. In short, there is no good word!
As time passed, everyone in Qiantang County knew that the other party was just a strange old Taoist priest who could only 'raise evil' but not 'rescue evil'? Therefore, after the reputation spread, no one wanted to go to the other party for fortune-telling anymore, and even very few wrote letters... so he had to be reduced to let him Li Gongfu act as a timely rain from time to time, and donate money on time every month sad fate.
"Old man, I didn't talk nonsense this time!"
"Now I see that you have an upturned forehead and aura in your eyes. You must be protected by immortals. In the future, you will definitely be rich and powerful, and all evil will not invade!!"
After wiping his messy and withered beard covered in grease with his hands, Daoist Chen pleaded fiercely to Li Gongfu, who had already disbelieved him very much.
"Hey! This tastes good, the old man will take some back home and eat slowly!"
As he said that, the old Taoist even stuffed two plates of dishes that hadn't been touched much into the fortune-telling booth and box he carried with him, not afraid of the shopkeeper coming to trouble him!
After all, a pot is worth a lot of copper coins.
"Chen Laodao, Chen Laodao... No wonder no one wants to ask you for fortune-telling... As far as you say, I'm afraid even children won't believe it!"
Is it true that Li Gongfu is a fool for this kind of rhetoric?
"The old Taoist did not talk nonsense, it is absolutely true! I dare to swear to Dao Xin!!"
The old Taoist is in a hurry, this Li Butou is his food and clothing parents, how could he, Chen Laodao, talk nonsense?
"Captain Li, you may not know, the old man, I recently realized again..."
He has indeed improved a little recently, and his reading is more accurate! Of course, it's just that no one is willing to come to see him again... However, he will not lie to this Li Gongfu if he deceives anyone!
"Well!"
"You should know about the matter I'm struggling with right now! Tell me, how can I find the guy who stole Ku Yin!?"
Although everyone in Qiantang County knew about this matter, Li Gongfu still lowered his voice subconsciously. After checking that no one was eavesdropping, he lowered his voice and asked Chen Laodao.
The God of Ku that the other party had invited for him before didn't seem to be very effective. Ku Yin lost it again, and he was going to take his hands to guard there at night!
"this……"
"The mana of the old Taoist is limited, if even Kushen can't control it, the old Taoist can't do anything about it."
How could he, Chen Laodao, dare to join in such a monstrous thing to seek his own death? After all, he, a wild Daoist who was born in Ye Luzi, can't even master the symbols now.
"Okay! Then I'll take another step back!"
"Then do the math on this little guy. Her name is Annie. Do the math to me. Where are her parents and family? How can I send her away?"
If the other party really knows how to count, then come and help Li Gongfu, help him get this little girl who can't afford it, and send this little ancestor away as soon as possible!
As long as he solves this troublesome matter for him, then he, Li Gongfu, will be thankful, and also thank Mantian God and Buddha!
"Huh?"
(,,????.????,,)?
Hearing the two talking about themselves, little Annie, who was looking for something to wipe her hands, stared at the two curiously.
"Well……"
"Please wait!"
Daoshi Chen wiped his mouth, and took out a tortoise shell densely written with various unknown symbols. While looking at the little girl, he leaned in front of the tortoise shell with his oily old face, and began to count silently on it with his fingers. up.
"??"
"What do you mean by pinching your fingers? It's really strange for adults like you, you're so old, you still need to pinch your fingers?"
Σ(￣д￣;)! ! !
It was found that what the other party did seemed to be some kind of witchcraft, and it seemed that it was far worse than Annie's own prophecy! So, after she just glanced at it, she didn't take it too seriously.
It would be strange if the other party could calculate that kind of thing!
At the beginning, Anne herself couldn't use prophecy to find her way home, but this old wizard who was so weak wanted to count her as Queen Anne? If it weren't for him being here now, he would be the one to look back after a backlash!
"..."
Chen Laodao pondered for a long time, and finally broke out in cold sweat... But in the end, he still sighed and shook his head.
"Did you see anything?!"
Li Gongfu couldn't understand Chen Laodao's weird expression. Anyway, all he knew was that he couldn't afford to take care of this little girl now.
That old master's saying is very good, 'Only a villain and a woman are hard to raise'? Look, is there anyone more difficult to raise than the little foreign girl Anne whom Li Gongfu met? As for this little guy, I'm afraid even Gudou, the richest man in Qiantang County, wouldn't dare to raise him!
"I can't see it, I just see a golden light...."
"Hey! Don't watch it! I'm not good enough, I don't dare to watch it, and I won't go to see this little layman again!"
Just now, he looked at the little girl with his newly acquired low-level Tianyantong, and then...
He was directly caught by the golden light on the opponent's body!
Therefore, he felt: either, it may be that his own morality is really not enough, and he is really uncertain! Or, the other party is a certain extremely powerful immortal Buddha, so he can't see clearly, and he won't show it? !
However, Chen Laodao is more inclined to the former, thinking that it should be the reason for his lack of morality? After all, in the roster of immortals and Buddhas in the mainland of China, there should not be such a little girl with blonde hair and blue eyes, even in the Western religion!
"I knew that Old Daoist Chen couldn't believe you!!"
He slapped the table hard, and Li Gongfu half growled and stared at the other party in grief and indignation.
He really went to the doctor in a hurry just now, and he chose to believe in this poor old Taoist priest? If the other party was really accurate, they would already be living in the Daoist Temple with big fish and meat, why would they still live on the streets, relying on him, Li Gongfu, to make a living?
"The old man resigns, don't bother Captain Li anymore!"
Seeing that the waiter from the store had come over, Chen Laodao, who was worried that he would be chased away by the other party, sang apologetically and apologized, then quickly slipped out with his fortune-telling box containing several plates of leftovers and pasta. With a plate that can be exchanged for money, it's time for him to retire.
"Captain Li!"
"Here! Your meals are all in these two mahogany food boxes. I guarantee you will be satisfied. Come back next time when you have time?"
Of course the waiter in the shop knew that the old man had taken a lot of things, but he didn't mind, as long as this Li catcher paid the bill! Compared with the money the other party will give, what are these two wooden boxes and a few plates?
"..."
"How many?"
You always have to pay for meals, even if he, Li Butou, is no exception!
"Thanks to your patronage, Li Butou, the odd shopkeeper's account has been erased, only this number is needed!"
The shop waiter stretched out three fingers, and then began to stare at the small money bag that the other party took out.
"..."
Li Gongfu took out his purse with some distress, feeling a little emotional, and a little tangled...
Although he usually likes to spend extravagantly, but like now, a meal costs a month's salary. This kind of thing, after the money is given out, he can't explain it when he goes home. Moreover, it seems that my two pieces of broken silver and copper coins are not enough?
What to do?
A meal not only eats up the monthly salary, but also has to pay on credit? Even Li Gongfu himself felt that this matter was a bit too much... The woman at home will definitely scold him for a long time!
"that……"
"I have this, if you have gold coins, is it okay?"
(*^▽^*)↗??
Seeing the embarrassment of the uncle who caught the head of the policeman, little Annie, who had dinner with Uncle Coulson in New York, of course knew why the other party had that expression, so she took out a shiny , Golden coins! This is what Tibbers reminded her just now, saying that this hotel also has that kind of gold leaf? Then, the other party should definitely accept gold!
If one gold coin is not enough, then she still has a lot of gold ingots, which cannot be enough.
"!!"
"!!"
Both the waiter and Li Gongfu looked at the gold coin thrown on the square dining table by the little girl in astonishment, and then their eyes stared straight.
Such a thick fine gold coin can be exchanged for dozens or even hundreds of taels of silver!
"Dangdang...of course it is possible!"
The shop clerk was stuttering at this moment!
That's a gold coin, gold... At most, he has only seen that kind of thinly pressed gold leaf, and he hasn't seen it many times. As long as they receive this gold coin, even if they exchange it for change and give it to the other party as usual, they can definitely make a lot of money from it!
"snort!"
However, before Xiao Er went to pick up the gold coin on the table, Li Gongfu snatched it quickly!
First he weighed it lightly in the palm of his hand, and then leaned in front of his eyes to stare for a while. After he felt that this should be a real guy, he generously stuffed all his salary into the palm of the shop boy who was a little at a loss. .
"Little Annie!"
"If I knew you had this kind of gold coin, uncle, I wouldn't have to be so embarrassed just now!"
After hiding the gold coin close to his body, Li Gongfu's complexion finally became a little bit better! At least, he can eat and drink for free, and he doesn't have to worry about getting caught by the woman at home when he goes back.
"Xiao Er! If it's not enough, put it on my account first, and I'll send it to you when I'm free some other day!!"
Li Gongfu, who had money in his hands and was not in a panic, finally swept away his previous frustration, and picked up two mahogany food boxes with his head held high.
"Little Annie, let's go!"
"Uncle took you home! Before you found your family, or your family came to find you, you lived in my house! Don't worry, my mother-in-law will definitely like you!"
Now Li Gongfu believed the old man Chen's words a little bit, look, he finally got lucky himself, even food and take, a good meal for the family at night must be indispensable! That piece of gold is considered the little girl's board and lodging money, and he will never return it back!
only……
I don't know where that bad guy Xu Xian is now, or else, can he let him come back to have a good meal at night?
Tsk tsk, that guy is indeed an unlucky scumbag!
However, what Li Gongfu didn't know was that the brother-in-law Xu Xian he was thinking about, that useless brother-in-law of his family, was the king of the faceless face in the mainland of China for two thousand years!
He has achieved the pinnacle of the great cause of the little boy! It can be said that there is no one before and no one after! !
Because, Xu Xian doesn't have to do anything, and soon there will be a thousand-year-old white snake begging and crying to repay his favor!
Maybe... they are already repaying their favor now?
Anyway, that lady of the family is very powerful, she will definitely take care of everything, even including the daylight ascension in the future, and become a fairy or a Buddha?
"Uncle Headhunter!"
"Can that kind of gold coin really be used as money?!"
╰(*°▽°*)╯
Annie found that the gold coins she took out seemed to be used as money, so she asked crisply while catching up with the police uncle who was leading the way with a food box.
If it was possible, then she would never have to worry about having no money to buy delicious food in the future! Because, in her space pocket, she has a lot of gold coins or gold ingots! !
"sure!"
"Gold is the most valuable! Like the one you just took out, you can eat it in this shop for ten days and half a month like today!!"
hum!
That shop waiter just now wanted to take advantage of him under Li Butou's nose? Don't even think about it, how could he take so much money for the other party?
"Very good!"
"In the future, I can eat whatever I want! I want to eat all the delicious food from this book friend in Qiantang County!!"
??*????(ˊ??ˋ*)????*??
Annie doesn't care if there is anything strange in this world, she just knows that with the countless gold coins in her space pocket, she can eat enough!
"!!"
"Little Annie, do you still have that kind of gold coin?"
Li Gongfu was a little unbelievable. Looking at the weird red 'skirt' the other party was wearing, it seemed that he didn't see a place where he could put such a heavy thing...
"Of course!"
"I have a lot, look!!"
ヾ(??°??°??)????????????
Annie took out a large handful of gold coins as if offering treasures, and there were about a dozen of them lying in her palm.
"!!"
"Money is not in vain!"
"Annie! It's not safe for a child to bring so much money. Uncle will keep it for you first. Go back and give it to your aunt. When the time comes, just tell her what you want to eat!!"
Realizing that the other party had taken out so much, Li Gongfu was so frightened that he quickly put down the food box in his hand, took the gold coins from the other party's hand, and after checking that no one noticed, he whispered to the little girl. road.
Money touches people's hearts, it's not safe for a child to carry so much money with him! If it is seen by others, any villains or ghosts and ghosts will come together, it is better to be careful!
"oh……"
Annie didn't care about the gold coins that the other party took away, because she still had a lot more, as long as she knew that those things could be exchanged for delicious ones, then she would be satisfied.
"I'll give the money to your custodian first, and I'll return it to you when your family members come?"
Feeling the heavy gold on his waist, Li Gongfu thought for a while, but still felt that he should not be greedy for the money of the children of Fanbang! At most, let the mother-in-law at home keep it safe after returning home, and usually just deduct from here what the little guy eats and uses.
As long as he didn't spend his own money, how could he care how difficult this child is to raise?
"No, I'll give it to you!"
⊙0⊙
Little Annie herself hates taking up space for that kind of thing, so how could she want to go back?
"!!"
"Are you really kidding me?!"
Li Gongfu was shocked!
That is a lot of money, even if he is a head catcher for the rest of his life, as long as he is not greedy for ink, he will not be able to earn it until he dies! Could it be that the useless old Chen's hexagram came true? If that's the case, then he has to thank the other party properly!
"I still have a lot, I'm not kidding!!"
(￣▽￣)~*
"There are a lot more?!"
Li Gongfu stood still, and began to look at the other party up and down again. After confirming that it was impossible for the other party to hide so much money, he asked cautiously:
"You're not a monster, are you?"
There are demons, goblins and gods in this world, Li Gongfu knows it, so he is a little hesitant now...he dare not lead a monster home!
"You are the monster!!"
(ー`?? ー)
Monster or something, it must be a curse word, right? So, little Annie scolded back mercilessly.
"You are not a fairy, are you?"
"Huh?"
"God or something, I know...but what are immortals, can they be eaten?"
⊙(??◇??)?
"..."
As for what a fairy is, how would Li Gongfu know? In fact, they often talked about the gods and gods, and he couldn't tell the difference between gods and immortals!
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