Chapter 1437?|·'-'·)? True Immortal in the Sword World (1)
But he said that there was an orphan named Li Xiaoyao in a small fishing village in Yuhang County.
His parents are known as the "immortals and heroes" in the martial arts, and their martial arts are known as the best in the world, but it is a pity that they have never heard from Li Xiaoyao since he was very young. According to rumors, he was stabbed by an enemy outside the wilderness Hacked?
Whether the news is true or not, no one knows, anyway, Aunt Li never told Li Xiaoyao the truth, and she advised him all day long not to be that kind of sword-wielding knight.
Anyway, Li Xiaoyao knew that from the time he could remember, he was brought up by his aunt, Aunt Li. For his parents, he only got some fragmentary impressions from other people's chats.
Life in the fishing village is not easy, so, in order to save money, he worked as a waiter in his own shop early on, helping his aunt.
As time goes by, seeing those heroes who come and go, those heroes and women who come and go a lot, Li Xiaoyao's heart also begins to become wild. Not only does he not want to study hard, but he actually plays around all day With a wooden sword, it seems that he really wants his son to follow his father's career, to be a righteous ranger who eliminates violence, steals from the rich and helps the poor?
It's a pity that God's wish was not fulfilled. He lived for nineteen years, and practiced the wooden sword technique for more than ten years. Except for Xianglan and Xiulan who have no power to bind chickens, there is no breakthrough!
Therefore, it seems that he can only realize it in his dreams if he wants to be that kind of swordsman who fights for justice and slays demons.
Isn't it?
Today he dreamed again...
He dreamed that he became a peerless sword fairy, who could wipe out a group of evil spirits in two or three strokes, and flew with the sword, chasing the most powerful evil spirit to heaven and earth without a way out!
In the end, when he was about to kill her on the spot to eliminate harm for the people and win the admiration and favor of the two sisters of Xianglan Xiulan, suddenly, an old hag with a green face and fangs appeared in the sky. The move of spitting out divine water awakened him 'tuī' all at once.
"!!"
He opened his eyes in a panic, got up from the bed dancing, and saw the hag with blue face and fangs, who was it?
"Li Xiaoyao!"
Holding a gourd ladle in her hand, Aunt Li, who just woke up Li Xiaoyao with a ladle of water, yelled angrily:
"Are you itchy? How dare you call my old lady a hag in your dream?!"
"Why don't you hurry up and get to work?"
In the past, she sent the other party to study in a private school, hoping that he would be the number one in the exam, but in the end...
The opponent didn't even pass the exam as a scholar!
That's fine, now that I'm home as a helper, I still know that I'm dancing with a broken wood all day long, and I'm daydreaming even when I sleep. If this continues, the other party may really get Lilac or Ding Xiulan in the village. Then he became a lifeless village treasurer.
"A guest is coming!"
After saying that, Aunt Li stepped forward, grabbed Li Xiaoyao by the ear and dragged her under the bed.
"Ouch!"
"It hurts..."
"Still know it hurts?"
"You're not too young anymore. You're known to be daydreaming all day long. If you don't hurry up and learn to do some serious things, I'm afraid even Ding Lanxiulan and the others will look down on you in two years!"
"Don't think it's useful if your parents gave you a good skin!"
"Stay confused for a few more years, and you will regret it at that time! One day, if my mother rolls her eyes and kicks her legs, and goes with your damn parents, with your lazy nature, you will starve to death." !"
"..."
"Auntie..."
"Don't take pots, shovels or ladles every time you wake someone up. If this continues, I'll be scared to death in bed by you!"
Of course, Li Xiaoyao was very upset when his daydream was interrupted, so while wiping the scum on his face, he contradicted him.
"I am a single descendant of the Li family,
This bed is not firm, if one day I was beaten by you and rolled down and fell to my death, our Li family will really be the last one! "
"!!"
"You still dare to talk back?!"
Boom! !
"Ouch!"
"Auntie! Heroine, show mercy!!!"
After being hit on the head with a gourd ladle, Li Xiaoyao faltered in an instant, and began to scurry around and beg for mercy.
"I'll let you pass it on as a single pass!"
Boom!
"I'll make you the last!"
Boom! !
"Little brat, don't run if you have the guts!!"
After chasing and beating for a long time, finally, Aunt Li seemed to remember something important, and finally stopped panting with her hands on her hips, pointed at Li Xiaoyao's nose and cursed:
"If the bed is broken, fix it yourself!"
"You also learned carpentry from Master Lin for a few months, but don't tell me, you just learned how to make that broken wooden sword?"
"I learn from your dead dad every day. I don't have a certainty. Let's see which girl will talk to you in the future!"
"That……"
"Then how did my father marry my mother and give birth to me?"
"I bother!"
"Your mother is not a good person. Ever since she married into our Li family, she has never been a needlework girl, and she can't even cook. She just went crazy with your dead ghost father and died at a young age. You Do you want to learn from them too?!"
It's okay not to mention this, but Aunt Li will be furious when she mentions this.
"But……"
"Everyone says they are the pair of mandarin ducks and heroes that everyone in the world envies?"
"Pooh!"
"Mandarin ducks with the same fate are almost the same, they are still the ones that die early!"
"If it weren't for my old lady, I saved such a small inn and opened such a small inn, you little bastard would have starved to death! Look, what's the use of being that kind of knight, can you support your family?!"
Boom!
After speaking, she was a little angry, and after hitting Li Xiaoyao's head with the gourd ladle in her hand again, Aunt Li walked out pulling Li Xiaoyao's ear.
"alright!"
"Stop talking to my old lady! There are guests outside, come out and help quickly. I will go to the back kitchen to cook, and you will serve tea and water to say hello."
"ah?"
"We are in a poor country, did we have guests coming early in the morning?"
"!!"
"Ouch! Is she still a blond and blue-eyed Fanbanghu? Is she the only one? Are her parents following?!"
As soon as he went out, Li Xiaoyao exclaimed in surprise when he saw a little blond girl sitting beside a table of the Eight Immortals in the lobby.
"No parents!"
"She came alone!"
"one person?"
"That's right!"
"Then where did she come from?"
"snort!"
"You don't care where she comes from, everyone who comes is a guest, you have to be careful when you speak later, if you neglect the guests, be careful that I will add fried pork with bamboo shoots tonight!!"
"have you understood?"
Aunt Li threatened fiercely as she walked towards the kitchen.
"But Auntie, does she have money?"
"laugh!"
"Little brat, look carefully at her clothes. Does it look like something poor people can afford?"
"This..."
"It really doesn't look like it! Our Li family definitely doesn't have such good clothes. I don't seem to be as good as hers in my New Year's clothes."
"Then it's over?"
"Go and go!"
"It doesn't matter if she has money or not, she will take good care of her first, and when she is full, she will withhold the money first. When her parents come to redeem her, she might get a reward at that time!"
"ah……"
"That's right! Jiang is still old and spicy, Aunt Yingming!!"
"roll!!"
Soon, after the ventilation between the two of them was over, Aunt Li went to the back kitchen, and Li Xiaoyao naturally ran to the counter to get a hot water bottle, and then took out two full handfuls of water under the counter. The tea (usually only half a handful at most) was stuffed into the hot copper kettle, and after taking a porcelain cup, I ran to the clean and beautiful Fanbang little girl who was sitting looking around.
"Guest officer, would you like some tea?"
Li Xiaoyao obsequiously handed the tea to the little girl's table, and then stood aside with a trace of curiosity, constantly looking at this unique little guest.
"..."
(ー`?? ー)
Seeing that there was a dirty black handprint on the rim of the cup, and there was still a bitter taste in the tea, Annie just sniffed it curiously, and pushed it away from her in disgust. a little bit.
"ah?"
"This little guest officer, don't you like it?"
Seeing that the other party disliked the strong tea he made, Li Xiaoyao couldn't help but feel a little displeased. You know, he put more tea leaves on purpose. If it's a different guest, it would be nice if he was willing to put some tea powder.
"If the cup is dirty, I don't want it!"
o(??^｀)o
"dirty?"
"Oh no!"
"Okay, do you think this is okay?"
Seeing the little girl's expression, and then looking at the black handprints on the white porcelain cup, thinking of Li Xiaoyao who really didn't have time to wash his hands after getting up, he hurriedly wiped the outside of it carefully with the towel on his shoulders. Wipe it down.
"..."
!(;??o??)o
"..."
(lll￢▽￢)
"Forget it, I suddenly don't want to drink tea, do you have anything else to drink here?"
┗(▔，▔)┛
Although the cup was wiped clean, but looking at the oily and blackened rag on the opponent's shoulder, and the rag that hadn't been washed in a long time, Annie pushed the cup moved by the opponent a little further without even thinking about it. .
"Something else?"
Li Xiaoyao was in a bit of a dilemma. Obviously, he could see that this little girl from Fanbang was not easy to serve, she was picky about her food and she liked to be clean, so she must be the owner of a rich family without a doubt!
"Well……"
"Does wine count?"
But no matter how difficult it is to serve him, he always wants to treat him well. After all, he will not have trouble with money, nor will he have trouble with his aunt's "fried pork with bamboo shoots"!
"What's good to drink that kind of bitter and choking stuff?"
(￢д￢.)
"This..."
"The wine in our small shop is all watered down, not choking at all..."
"ah!"
"Haha, guest officer, don't mind, the little one is just joking with you?"
Li Xiaoyao, who accidentally slipped the tongue, hurriedly smiled along with him, and at the same time, he was secretly grateful.
Fortunately, the one in front of him was just a little girl from a foreign country. If he dared to say that when he met those high-ranking heroes, it would be considered light when the other party got angry and smashed his house's signboard.
"Don't drink it with water!"
o(??^｀)o hum!
"That……"
"What would you like to drink, sir?"
There was no other way, thinking that his aunt would have to spend at least half an hour cooking the dishes, so Li Xiaoyao had no choice but to continue to wait on the sidelines with an apologetic smile.
"Do you have that delicious fruit milk tea?"
(??ω??)
"The kind with ice!"
(??????﹃??`??)
"..."
Li Xiaoyao opened his mouth, thought for a while, and finally shook his head regretfully.
"Sorry, guest officer, we don't have what you said here."
"If you want to eat fruit, I will go to the market to show you now? Although it is a bit early, there must be someone selling it."
Of course Li Xiaoyao knew all about fruit, milk, tea, and ice, but he was a little at a loss when he added them all together.
In his opinion, it’s definitely not a good idea to put fruits and goat’s milk into tea. Besides, it’s a hot day, and there’s nowhere to get ice in their small fishing village, so they have to wait until the lake freezes in winter. Only later.
But in winter, drinking hot tea and throwing fruit, milk and ice cubes in it, I am afraid that only people with a sick mind can think of that kind of thing.
"What about the cake?"
(??????.??????)????????
"..."
"Egg pancakes are available, do you want them?"
What is 'cake' Li Xiaoyao has never heard of it, but he can fry and sell egg pancakes on the spot.
"Then why don't you just give them some dessert!"
(^～^;)ゞ
"dessert?"
"There doesn't seem to be any dessert, do you want some candy?"
Li Xiaoyao really felt quite embarrassed, because this little customer was really too difficult to serve, and he just ordered something he had never heard of or eaten, but this also showed that the other party must be from a rich family. His aunt's vision was indeed unique.
"don't want!"
(??╭╮??)
"Just have some fruit!"
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"OK!"
"Guest officer, wait a moment, the little one will go out and buy it for you!"
Li Xiaoyao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief seeing that the other party finally asked for what he could get.
"Are you still going to buy it?"
(??~??)
"Forget it! I said I don't want it anymore. I'd better wait for that Aunt Li to cook for me!"
??????(＿＿*)????
When the other party buys it, it is estimated that the dishes are ready, so what kind of fruit will she eat?
"..."
Li Xiaoyao stood there angrily, looking at this little ancestor who didn't know where he came from, he almost walked away without getting angry.
"It's so boring!"
ε=(??ο｀*)))
When she was idle and had nothing to do, Annie stretched out her hand, and the hot tea in the big teacup flew out by itself, and then two water bears made of water formed on the table. Watch them fight to amuse yourself.
"!!"
"you……"
"How did you do it, is this a spell? You...you are a monster?!"
However, what little Annie didn't know was that her little trick to relieve boredom by herself surprised Li Xiaoyao on the side.
Then, looking at her blond hair and blue eyes and her outfit that doesn't look like a Central Plains person, Li Xiaoyao, who suddenly remembered something, exclaimed, and asked while stepping back.
"monster?"
Σ(°△°|||)︴
"You are the monster, your whole family are monsters!!"
ε=(??ˇεˇ????))) Bah! !
"No, it's not a monster, is it?"
"That……"
"Then what are you?!"
After calming down for a while, he realized that it was a sunny day outside and the sun was shining brightly. Then he took a peek at the clear shadow of Annie under the slanting sunlight, and Li Xiaoyao finally gave his beating heart a sigh of relief. Put it back to the bottom of my heart.
"He is the kind who is more powerful than the gods, maybe he can barely be regarded as the god of the gods?"
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That's right!
After releasing the countless flame elves, Annie came to this plane world by means of dream projection, and then controlled that little flame elf and turned into herself and the little bear, and prepared to abduct the plane of this plane world The son, that is, the guy in front of him.
And the same thing is still happening in those countless planes at the same time. Her Lady Queen Anne just wants to open 10 N times more accounts at the same time and play at the same time!
Originally, after she found the son of this plane, that is, the so-called 'protagonist', she wanted to set fire to him directly, but she changed her mind in the end.
Because she thinks, if it is burned directly, a new child of the next plane will definitely be produced, so it is better to abduct it, and then slowly deflect the other party's three views, and completely change the other party. It might be very fun to become your own person, and then let the other party, who is the son of the plane, mess up the world of this plane or something?
"immortal?"
"You liar!"
"If you are a fairy, show me a piece of gold?!"
After Li Xiaoyao regained his composure, he felt that he seemed to have made a big fuss just now, so he retorted resentfully.
"No need to change, I'll give you a small piece directly!"
??(ψ｀▽′)o~??
After finishing speaking, Little Annie directly cut out a ten-centimeter-square piece of gold for the other party from the inventory in her space bag, and patted it on the table after it was conjured out of thin air.
Boom! !
In the next instant, that piece was square, golden, with a large bowl mouth, and reflected the dazzling light in the sun. From the sound, one could tell that there was at least a few tens of kilograms of gold in it, and Li Xiaoyao was blinded by it just like that. s eyes.
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