Two Hundred and Ninety-Eight. The Little Spider Confesses

Solar system, Saturn, Titan.

A spacecraft passed through the atmosphere and began to descend slowly. The lush and vibrant scene below made people happy.

Inside the spacecraft, General Zod said to the subordinates behind him: "From now on, this is our home, this is New Krypton, and this is the starting point for the re-emergence of Kryptonian civilization."

"So, you should be extremely grateful to me, the wise and talented Mr. Jude Herbert, who helped you realize your wishes."

In the spaceship, a discordant voice sounded, it was naturally Jude, there was only one outsider here.

Interrupted from his vision of a bright future, the other Kryptonians stared at him disapprovingly.

"Hi... what are you looking at? Want to fight?"

Hearing this sentence, Fiora started to feel a dull pain again in the place where she was hit a few days ago.

The guy in front of him looked very inconspicuous, but he was actually very strong. Although he was attacked by surprise, even if he fought head-on, his fate would not be very good.

The spaceship landed, the hatch opened, and everyone filed out.

This is a basin that has recently absorbed a lot of sunlight. The grass and flowers are extraordinarily gorgeous. There is also a small pond in it. There are even a lot of fish in it. Everything looks extremely beautiful.

"How is it? Are you satisfied with the results of my transformation?" Jude said proudly.

General Zod still looked at him with a straight face: "Thank you very much, Mr. Herbert, you gave the Kryptonians a new home, and I promise you that you will always be welcome here."

"Hi...you don't need to welcome, anyway, if you don't welcome me, I will come here as soon as I want. I used to think that I would build a planet for myself to shit on. Now it seems that the environment of this planet is no better. It's not suitable, so do you understand the responsibility on yourself?"

General Zod was a little confused by Jude's non-committal words, he frowned and didn't answer.

"Idiot, the responsibility of you Kryptonians is to guard my exclusive toilet!"

Immediately, all the Kryptonians showed their veins, as if they wanted to hit someone, and they were trying to restrain themselves.

General Zod said coldly: "I take back my promise just now, please leave immediately!"

"Hi...you can't decide whether I'm going or not, no, I want to shit now, I have to go to my own exclusive toilet, it's in the canyon over there, you all have to remember clearly. "

Jude opened the portal as he spoke, and suddenly poked his head out after entering: "One more thing, Mungo may come to Earth to find trouble recently. If I'm not here, help me protect the Earth."

Swish!

Before General Zod had time to react, the portal had been closed, and Jude had already appeared in a beautiful sea of ​​flowers.

"It must be that yesterday's oysters were not fresh. I have to question Alfred when I go back."

Jude clutched his stomach and pressed the switch, the sea of ​​flowers parted instantly, and an exquisite toilet emerged from the ground.

plop plop...

clatter clatter...

"Well... so cool!"

"Pooping naked in nature, yes, that's how I like it,

Just like running naked in the mountains and forests, I love this kind of primitive catharsis. "

Contributing a wave of fertilizer to Huahai, Jude lifted up his pants happily, feeling refreshed.

The portal flashed, and he had returned to Wayne Manor.

"Sent them to Titan?" Bruce asked.

"Of course, I also took shit along the way. In the future, those guys will help you protect the earth."

Bruce said in a deep voice: "To protect the earth, we must rely on ourselves after all. Outsiders are unreliable."

"Hic...you old bat, it's not surprising that you have such thoughts."

The two chatted for a while, and Bruce took out the communication device Jude gave him and asked, "Is this still useful?"

"Of course, it's my invention."

"Didn't you say it can only be used once?"

"I'm lying to you, and I believe this? You are Baiteman!"

Bang!

The door was slammed shut as Bruce left.

Jude laughed, he just liked seeing these superheroes upset.

During this period, Ivy and Pepper went to New York. The sisters hadn't seen each other for a long time, so they naturally wanted to catch up, so Jude was left alone.

He couldn't help but start to miss, what is the little spider doing recently? This kid has become determined after eating the weight, yet he still hasn't come to ask himself to forgive him, it's really abominable.

But if he doesn't come to ask himself, he can't see him first, otherwise, wouldn't it be equivalent to admitting defeat.

However, how should the little spider beg for himself? Do you want to trip him up, as long as this kid encounters troubles that cannot be solved, he will definitely surrender.

Swinging the wine glass, Jude secretly thought about how to deal with the little spider.

But the reality is unpredictable. Some things happen as soon as you think about it. The door was knocked suddenly, and Alfred's voice sounded: "Mr. Herbert, are you there?"

Jude stood up from the sofa, walked over and opened the door: "Alfred, it seems that you have realized your mistake, are you going to apologize to me frankly?"

"Ah? What?" Alfred was a little confused, question marks were written all over his half-bald head.

"Oysters, the oysters last night must not be fresh, otherwise why would I have diarrhea today, as a housekeeper, don't you need to explain it?"

Alfred was stunned for a while before he realized: "Mr. Herbert, I don't think the problem is the oysters. After all, other people ate them, even myself, but everyone is fine."

"Huh? So, what do you mean by saying that? Are you questioning the judgment of a genius?"

"No...of course not, what I mean is, you may simply eat too much, after all, I prepared a serving for twenty people and ended up eating it up, but we didn't actually eat much. "

"Uh... this morning, Ivy and Pepper left to live in New York for a few days, do you know what I mean?"

Alfred showed a smile of someone who had experienced it: "I understand very well that young people are in great demand, and of course they need to supplement a lot of protein."

"That's right, that's it. By the way, what do you want from me?"

Alfred slapped his forehead: "I was interrupted by you, and I almost forgot the business. Actually, it wasn't me looking for you, it was Mr. Peter Parker."

This time it was Jude who was stunned for a while: "Spiderman, that Peter Parker?"

"Of course, there is no second Peter Parker. He seems to be in a hurry. I asked him to come in and find you directly, but this kid seems a little hesitant. Please let me come over and ask, is there any misunderstanding between you two?"

"Hahahaha... I knew this day would come."

Jude suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, and strode out. He couldn't wait to see the little spider kneeling on the ground and licking his toes.

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