Chapter 403 Such an Allusion!

I really can't wait to untie my pants, please compare! "Chu Yang waited impatiently, looking at this face, looking at that face, with the obscene expression that burst out laughing immediately after being recognized, he looked at Three Ding with great anticipation. ) people, but saw three inexplicable faces and three pairs of very questioning eyes. M

Chu Yuzuo's face finally collapsed a little bit, and finally he couldn't bear it, and said in a very depressed voice: "Don't you think that this thing really looks like the one in our crotch...that's it?"

Chu Yuzuo was a little bit crazy, never once did he tell jokes to such an extent that he was so depressed!

These three people have no sense of humor...

Chu Yuzuo's depression was not unreasonable, because he directly messed up the whole thing. He really didn't know. It's not that what he said was unexpected, but that what he said really misled people: We have it too!

That's what's wrong with this sentence!

You said yes... The problem is that what you said is not in people's body... It really is really not there! If there is no you but you are there, can people still make something out of nothing?

So Chu Yuzuo had to go crazy. The last sentence came out in a very depressed roar.

As soon as he said these words, those who understood among the three of them immediately understood, and even those who didn't understand immediately understood. In an instant, one of them, who had suffered internal injuries long ago, covered his stomach and laughed wildly.

It was a laugh, but it suffocated me...

As for the other two, they looked at Chu Yang angrily. Seeing that posture, they were about to pounce on him and beat him up!

Seeing that someone finally understood, Chu Yuzuo was about to laugh maniacally when he met two cold and angry gazes. The kind contained in these gazes... was enough to sting him, and he would kill him with a thousand swords!

Chu Yuzuo felt a chill down his spine, and just as he was about to burst out laughing, he held back his stomach again. She smiled embarrassingly, touched her nose, scratched her head, and said, "Why isn't it funny?"

"It's funny!" Tie Butian gritted his teeth and tried his best not to burst out, and suddenly burst into anger like a blowout: "It's funny that you are so vulgar, so obscene, so...you actually say it out loud, To be so complacent...to live...you, you, you, you are really shameless!"

Just a shadow looked at Chu Yang dumbfounded,

I really want to beat him up!

"Uh..." Chu Yang was dumbfounded. I really don't know why this joke, which should have been unimpeded among men, has completely backfired at this moment?

This is really amazing!

Could it be that being an emperor is different from ordinary men? Not even the least bit of a laugh?

"Don't tell me about your allusion?" Tie Butian said angrily. I can't wait to change the subject, this joke is really embarrassing to death. Tie Butian's face was already flushed red.

Saying this in front of me) is simply hateful! hateful! Extreme bastard!

"I... I don't dare to say it anymore." Chu Yang said weakly with his head drooping.

Xin Dao just said this, and he already had such a violent reaction. If he finished talking about the allusion, wouldn't he be cut into pieces?

"Say it, it's okay." The male shadow encouraged, his eyes were full of gloating.

"Say." Tie Butian had a cold face, but he could also see the traces of a suppressed smile in his eyes. It's really embarrassing to smile... This bastard!

"Well, the thing is like this. Legend has it that there was once a man who was good-looking and rich, but he didn't find a wife for anything. He lived until he was more than eighty years old and didn't find a wife. He died in depression. ...Dead." Chu Yang said while stealing glances at the faces of several people.

Seeing that nothing happened, he boldly continued, "So, after his reincarnation, he was still very handsome and handsome, and also rich, but he lived to be eighty years old, but he still didn't find a wife...and died again..."

Speaking of this, the three of them were also stunned. What kind of allusion is this...?

"What does this have to do with this mountain?" Tie Butian couldn't help asking, raising his eyebrows. Such a ridiculous story, I really don't know what the purpose is...

"Don't worry, you'll know when you hear it." Chu Yang comforted, "Just like that, he kept reincarnating, nine times, and reached the last life! Before he died, he knew that he was a bachelor for the ninth life! This ninth virgin finally erupted like a volcanic blowout..."

Chu Yang said with a sad and indignant face, "So before he died, he made a great wish: If there are men in the world, there will be women, and if there are women, there will be men. Yin and Yang will coordinate and all things will breed! This is the principle of Yin and Yang in the world. Reason. But I am talented and virtuous, but I have been a bachelor for nine lifetimes; the heavens have played tricks on me, nothing more than this! Where is justice? Where is humanity? Where is the way of heaven? What is the law of heaven!"..."

When Chu Yang spoke up and down, his voice paused. The other three couldn't help being attracted by this story, thinking that God had misplaced the marriage line, resulting in a talented and handsome young man being single for nine consecutive lives, it was really depressing. Apart from the four words of injustice, there is really nothing to say...

Especially when Tie Butian thought of himself, he couldn't help but sigh, and thought to himself, did God marry me by mistake in my life? They shouldn't meet each other, but they meet again, and they should be together, but due to various reasons, they are bound to be alone for the rest of their lives... What is the difference between me and the man in the story.

Couldn't help sighing and asked: "Then... what ambition did he make? Three wives and four concubines in the next life like a cloud of beauties?" Xin Dao, according to the thinking of ordinary men, should be this... After nine lifetimes of being a bachelor , It is understandable to have such a desire.

"no."

Chu Yang smiled strangely, and continued to narrate: "He looked up to the sky and shouted loudly, saying: Yin and Yang cannot be reconciled, so what is the use of the sky? Reincarnation, so what? Everyone in the world is in harmony, Yin and Yang complement each other, and the sky is alone. Treating me so unfairly, which is tolerable and unbearable! Although I can't coordinate Yin and Yang in this life, even if I die, I will live every day!"

Tie Butian let out an "ah" and was speechless for a moment! I just feel that my heart will stop beating in shame at this moment. In an instant, I regretted it in my heart: I really have nothing to do, let this guy tell some allusions here, this is great, it's embarrassing to death...

Chu Yang shrugged his shoulders while talking and laughing happily: "After he finished speaking, he took off all his clothes, spread his legs wide open, lay down on his back and died! Resentment soared into the sky, and suddenly thunder and lightning struck his body. Suddenly an unbelievable mutation happened!"

Tie Butian originally wanted to ask: What mutation? But after thinking about it, he still held back and didn't ask. It is expected that this guy can't say anything good. As the saying goes, a dog can't spit out ivory...

"Mutation, his body turned into mountains, his arms turned into canyons, his blood turned into rivers, his hair turned into flowers and trees... So a big mountain rose majestically! But he The thing under the crotch, according to his request before he died, stands straight on the highest point of this mountain, rushing straight to the sky! It's like trying to tear the sky... so, a big hole!"

The other three people had already heard like ducks stunned by the thunderstorm. They were stunned and said in a cold sweat...

This allusion is really... really like... really nothing to say.

"So, there is this Chunyang Peak in front of us!" Chu Yuzuo finally brought the story to an end. Smash it, smash it, looked at the round boulder maniac in front of him with admiration, and said, "So, this mountain has another name, which is more familiar to everyone and very vivid..."

"Stop talking! Stop talking!" Tie Butian yelled! His face turned from white to red, from red to blue, from blue to black, and he was so angry that his belly was going to explode.

Thinking of the empathy I felt just now, the secret sadness and self-pity... In the end, there was such a 'story' in the end! I couldn't help but feel almost ashamed, if it wasn't for the magical jade pendant to cover me up, I would be really stupefied with anger now: Looking at Chu Yang, I couldn't help being furious, and my anger was everywhere!

Staring at Chu Yang, Tie Butian gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Chu, Yu, Zuo! You are really... profound...!"

"Where is that, haha..." Chu Yang's face had long since turned into a flower of laughter, his whole body was trembling and speechless, like a small mimosa swaying in the wind, even his laughter trembled: " Wahahaha...heheha..."

Tie Butian has a black line all over his head.

Tell this joke to a man...it's really nothing. But the problem is... the problem is...

Chu Yuzuo is a complete tragedy!

When he was leaning forward and backward, laughing convulsively like a cramp, Tie Butian and another shadow slammed him down. Caught off guard, Chu Yuzuo was in a state of complacency, how could he dodge, and was captured with a neat move.

Then there is fist fighting!

Bang bang bang, puff puff...

Poor Chu Yuzuo didn't know where this disaster came from. After being beaten several times, he still couldn't stop laughing... After a long while, he suddenly became angry: "What's wrong? What's wrong?" ..."

Two dings) The woman shook her head and attacked fiercely, and Chu Yuzuo kept screaming...

After a while, the two women were tired from beating, and finally stopped panting and let him go. Chu Yuzuo jumped up and was sore and furious: "Why did you hit someone?! Is there any law for this?!"

"Lian is Wang Fa!" Tie Butian snorted, rubbing his aching wrist, and said proudly. Still lingering anger...

As soon as these words came out, the two shadows couldn't help laughing even more! The emperor is here, what are you talking about?

When others say this sentence, it is pretending to be coercive, and they do not know the heights of the sky and the earth. But the emperor said that he is Wang Fa... who can refute?

Chu Yang's eyes straightened, and under the eyes of the three of them, he was defeated by two fists and four hands. He said frustratedly: "I admit to being beaten...but you have to give me a reason..."

In order to break out recently, I haven't slept at all since last night. Taking advantage of my smooth thinking, I am preparing for a big explosion! Have a happy Sunday everyone! I hope everyone's monthly pass, and don't let me down, please. Ask for a monthly pass!