Part 8 Chapter 380 Cheats for Picking Up Girls!

These few people have already gotten to know each other well these few days, and there is no taboo at all when joking, they dare to say anything.

Tan Tan's yin and yang were strange: "Who am I to say, you kid is following that little sister Bai every day, like a fart, are you tired?"

Yao Ningning's face was red and her ears were red: "My fair lady is a gentleman, what do you know?"

Tan Tan cut off, and said: "Why don't I know, it's because you don't know, okay? It's fine if people have the slightest interest in you, but it's a pity that they don't have interest in you at all. You are obviously hot. It's so hot... tsk tsk...you brat is really thick-skinned, and in the whole world, you are the only one besides my senior brother."

In the past few days, although Bai Shixuan has been following the demon Ningning around from time to time, the little girl's purpose is very, very clear: to find the cultivation inheritance of the Fenghu clan, so why not take advantage of a prince like a prince.

Yao Ningning naturally patted her chest and agreed, but the problem is that the things that the little girl needs are quite high-level, and they are all in the hands of the demon queen. This little girl obviously thinks she is ignorant of the world, so she doesn't see the rabbit and doesn't scatter the eagle: Who will believe you if you talk in plain language now? Anyone with the title of "Prince" really doesn't have much credibility!

Therefore, Yao Ningning has been extremely melancholy these past few days, and she is really worried.

As long as you are with Bai Shixuan, and you can't say a few words, the topic can turn to Fenghu's inheritance. If you want to talk about romance or something, or tell a joke or something, this little girl is so cute that she doesn't understand. Cute is cute, but...

"Talk about that day...hahaha. I laughed so hard..." Yao Ningning.

"Well, it's really funny, Brother Ningning, does the inheritance you mentioned earlier really exist? Does it really exist?" Bai Shixuan.

"By the way... that guy is so funny haha... the thing is like this..." Yao Ningning.

"Well, it's really interesting, brother Ningning, can you describe to me what the inheritance looks like?" Bai Shixuan.

"And that matter, I really worked so hard..." Yao Ningning.

"Well, it was really hard work. Brother Ning Ning, the inheritance..." Bai Shixuan.

After several fights, Yao Ningning was completely weak and defeated.

Almost every conversation is like this,

I have already complained to Tan Tan more than once: "Brother, tell me, and you can judge. Is there such a thing as 'really hard work'?"

Yao Ningning looked helpless: "This girl's thinking structure is completely different from that of ordinary women... Others should be out of breath from laughing, she just blinked her big innocent eyes and asked about inheritance very simply. ,I……"

Tan Tan and Chu Le'er dismissed this: As for what you tell, are they also called stories? I'm ashamed to say some jokes, if I don't talk about anything else, just talk about your eloquence, I really can't show it...Let's talk about it. Have you ever seen someone tell a joke, and the listener hasn’t laughed yet, but the person who told the joke has already laughed to death before he even started talking about the main text. The joke is really too much...

Are you doing performance art or telling jokes?

Let's take another ten thousand steps... Bai Shixuan has been messing around with Mo Qingwu. Your so-called jokes, so-called stories, just from Chu Yang, probably have already heard thousands of them. My ears are calloused. Most of them are repeated, but you still speak with gusto. The little girl didn't fall out with you, probably because the little girl is kind-hearted. Seeing that you are tired of talking, I can't bear it...

Take another 20,000 steps back...compared with Chu Yang's eloquence and experience...

To put it in a less pleasant way, it's a piece of shit!

Who is interested to hear? Who can be interested to hear? !

Thanks to you, you still think it’s very interesting, and you’re still so excited about it...Let’s not talk about the little girl, even the two of us can’t bear to listen to it... Occasionally, I listen to it with a feeling of ‘It’s really interesting to watch the demon Ning Ning’s embarrassment ' mentality...

"Brother Tan, it's really strange for you to say this..." Yao Ningning said with a sad face.

"Why is it so strange?" Tan Tan rolled his eyes and bit the grass stem, with a bored expression on his face.

"You said...why is it so difficult for me to pick up a girl?" Yao Ningning was slumped, with a melancholy look on her face: "I am so weird, I want a family background, a character, and a good appearance." Appearance requires skill and skill, status and status, figure and figure, demeanor and demeanor, temperament and temperament, how come..."

"vomit……"

"vomit……"

Before he could finish, Chu Le'er and Tan Tan had already vomited together.

"You have to be narcissistic, you have to be shameless, you have to be thick-skinned, you have to..." Chu Le'er continued in a repeated voice.

Yao Ningning's complexion suddenly turned bitter gourd: "I said, sister, you don't have to hit me like this... No matter how I say it, I'm still a majestic Nine Heavens Que tài dǎng..."

Chu Le'er's face turned cold: "If you don't say anything else, just say that you consider yourself a prince, and the little girl will definitely look down on you. You can think about it yourself. Is there any good person for the prince of Jiuchongtianque?"

Yao Ningning's complexion turned dark: "Well...well...it seems...it seems that there are really no good people, no, I am a good person!"

Le'er was overjoyed, hehe said: "You are a good person, you are a good person and you still classify those who are not good people with yourself, you say you are not that, or that!"

Yao Ningning's complexion turned even darker: "I'm really that, why didn't I think of it, I'm really that..."

Tan Tan said with a rare serious expression: "Yao Ningning, let me tell you seriously, you can't do this, you have to do that."

Yao Ningning was shocked immediately: "Brother, hurry up and teach me... You have a lot of experience, but you have come here, brother, I'm counting on you, please..."

Tan Tan tilted his neck and laughed, very proud: "That's that, that's easy, it's easy."

Chu Le'er squinted and said, "Hey, brother Tan has so much experience in something? It seems that he has a lot of experience. Then when I see Sister Danfeng, I will definitely talk to her. No wonder she follows you so hard. Well. It turns out that you have such a wealth of experience... I don’t know how many hundreds of girls you have dated, right?”

"nǎinǎi, my little girl nǎinǎi..." Tan Tan suddenly turned pale, and bowed and bowed, almost crying, with a face that was bitterer than bitter melon, bowing and bowing to Chu Le'er devoutly: "nǎinǎi...I will call you from now on Nǎinǎi can't do it, pity my old bones really can't stand the toss, just open your eyes, master. Treat me as a... well, let it go..."

Yao Ningning's eyes widened: "Brother Tan, didn't you say that you are the head of the family at home? What do you say? Sister-in-law never dares to answer? Why are you... woo..."

Before he finished speaking, Tan Tan covered his mouth and said, "You are a scumbag! Then what did he say when we brothers were together, but now there is your sister-in-law's best friend here Well... how can you talk nonsense like this? Are you fucking trying to kill me? You bastard. I've already given you a nod, why are you so clueless?!"

Chu Le'er had already started to laugh eccentrically: "Oh, so it is, so it is, oh so alive... oh so alive..."

"It's over, it's completely over..." The old society with Tan Tan's face stumbled and sighed.

Yao Ningning heard the words. Perseveringly asked: "You haven't taught me what to do, you..."

Tan Tan said viciously: "How to do it? It's very simple! From now on, you will walk around with your butt naked in broad daylight, especially dangling in front of Bai Shixuan. Impress her with your strengths and uniqueness. It must work!"

"Besides this, don't eat when you are eating, you eat shit in front of her! I believe she will fall in love with you! This is the secret of picking up girls I will teach you!"

Tan Tanji let out a loud cry. Stand up and walk away.

your sister. You exposed my background in front of Chu Le'er, Xie Danfeng's hardcore best friend, and made me see that the sky is going to be dark, and you actually want me to teach you how to pick up girls? How did you figure it out!

What a fucking brain tease...

Tan Tan has left.

Yao Ningning stared at her innocent eyes, at a loss.

I really didn't understand, what did I say that made Brother Tan angry?

"This...Take off your clothes and run naked...It doesn't seem like a good idea..." Yao Ningning thought hard, and said to Chu Le'er: "As for eating shit, it's too difficult...This , too heavy... Could it be that Bai Shixuan really likes it? Le'er, you have a good relationship, do you like it yourself?"

Chu Le'er was originally out of breath laughing at the farce in front of her, but when she heard this sentence, she stood up and stomped on Yao Ningning, angrily said: "You're the one who likes it!"

Turned his head away angrily.

Yao Ningning scratched her head and muttered, "Don't you like it? I don't like it either..."

Not far away, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma looked up at the sky. It seemed that there were so many things to see in the sky, but they raised their necks and stopped moving.

I saw the two people's Adam's apples moving, which seemed to be...

Looks like he doesn't know what he's doing.

"Huh? What's going on here?" Chu Le'er screamed loudly as soon as she got into Chu Yang's carriage.

When everyone heard the words, they immediately went over to check, and nothing was more important than the situation in front of a certain King of Hades.

In the carriage, Chu Yang was lying quietly as before, his face full of tranquility. However, layer upon layer of miraculous white light is constantly emerging from his body.

This dense white light turned out to be extremely pure aura of heaven and earth, like layers of dense silk nets, covering Chu Yang's body layer by layer, as if to completely cover Chu Yang.

Everyone watched this astonishing scene helplessly, and really couldn't figure out what happened.

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ps: "I was very depressed yesterday. After posting the second chapter, I made up a group message and sent it out: I am very depressed today and want to drink. Which of you is free?" I was in Little Sheep... Then I took a taxi to Little Sheep and sat in the lobby waiting for someone.

In half an hour, three comrades-in-arms came, two classmates, one friend, one ex-colleague, and two juniors;

"Who is depressed, how depressed? Tell me to make me happy..."

"Who is depressed, come out and learn how a dog barks, and then you won't be depressed..."

Sister, the waiters at Little Sheep laughed out loud...

I ordered hot pot and started to eat. I drank all the way until eight o'clock in the evening, and another group of five or six people came over: I saw your message and learned that there is free hot pot, and everyone came after drinking half of it...

I was so scared that I immediately stopped being depressed, and quickly called the boss: change the wine and go to Erguotou. I don't drink the original Luzhou, it's too expensive for so many people...

At 9:30, I settled the accounts, and when I calculated the small two thousand, I was so distressed on the spot... I almost slapped it.

You can't be depressed after being paralyzed...it's all a money-making business...》