Chapter 1087: A War Caused by a Portion of Braised Pork
Wang Xing recalled the past and felt that times had changed.
At that time, when the college recruited teachers, the system made the teachers lose too much freedom. Although the teachers did not say it, Wang Xing also understood it in his heart.
But what can he do, but now the system has finally ended all the restrictions on teachers and given them freedom.
"System, thank you."
"It should."
Both Wang Xing and the system were silent, and even the system seemed to be aware of something at this moment.
"This is something worth celebrating. I won't be sad here. Get it done quickly and tell the teachers the good news."
"Host, please choose the abilities of the three new teachers you want to acquire."
The system accelerated the progress at this time and also urged Wang Xing.
"God of Fortune's lucky star shines brightly, and He Xiangu's all things are born with Saitama's... Forget about Saitama, his boxing skills are just average, there is no need to acquire them at all."
"The immortal magic is being transmitted, please wait!"
There was a lot of information in Wang Xing's mind, especially the Immortal Technique of Lucky Star Gaozhao, which turned out to be something inexplicable.
How to describe it?
It's like a person is constantly sending out radio waves towards the universe, and then telling the universe, great universe, please take care of me!
"I believe in your evil magic."
Wang Xing muttered, feeling like he was being deceived. Do you think that if you discharge electricity into the universe, the universe will hate you?
However, He Xiangu's creation of all things made Wang Xing feel very good.
Every plant and tree, one withered and one flourishing, is where all things grow, and the beauty is everywhere.
This skill belongs to the Immortal Technique of the Wood Attribute, and it is a supreme Immortal Technique for healing wounds. As long as you practice it, it will be no problem to recover from any skin injuries in the future.
"Start summoning!"
Three drops of blood dropped on the three cards, and the three people appeared.
The God of Fortune is very kind and looks exactly like an old man.
He Xiangu, why is she so cold? Xiaojiabiyu instantly transformed into a royal sister.
Saitama is so stupid that he looks like he is being cute.
"System, I want to return the product. Did you make a mistake? This is completely different from the picture."
"Will the takeaway you order look like the brochure?"
Wang Xing was speechless. When did the system become a black-hearted merchant? Sure enough, it has not escaped the poison of the earth's environment!
"Hello, three teachers, I am Wang Xing, the dean of the Immortal Academy."
"Hello, Dean."
The three of them are quite sensible, and Wang Xing said they are not that bad.
"If you three have anything to ask, feel free to ask."
As the dean, you should give employees full respect when appropriate, such as allowing others to answer questions.
"Oh, can I ask anything?"
"Teacher Saitama, yes, as the dean, I will give you the most responsible answer."
"Does the Immortal Academy take care of the food?"
Wang Xing looked at Saitama's serious look and almost fainted. He always felt that this sentence was so familiar. Isn't this a line from I am a god?
I am a god who has just been born with consciousness and low intelligence. Saitama's IQ doesn't seem to be high either.
"No matter what, you can eat whatever you want and drink whatever you want."
"Oh, are there instant noodles?"
Wang Xing really wants to take action. If you don’t talk about instant noodles, we are still good friends.
"Yes, next, He Xiangu, what do you want to ask?"
"Oh, is it my turn? Where can I buy clothes?"
"Can't there be a normal question? Go out and walk forward for ten miles, then turn left, then turn right, then turn left again. There it is."
"I have no questions, Dean."
What else could Wang Xing say? He didn't even want to talk about Lu Dongbin.
"Lucky God, what about you?"
"Me, the little old man is hungry. Since the college is in charge of food, the dean can just tell me where the cafeteria is."
"..."
Wang Xing was sure that he had tricked three abnormal teachers this time.
Next,
In order to avoid further harm, Wang Xing handed the three of them to Cheng Yu.
When he arrived at the library, Wang Xing placed the Divine Elephant Prison Suppressing Power in the highest position. For the twenty-second level Divine Elephant Prison Suppressing Power, Wang Xing marked an extremely terrifying redemption task point.
But before he left the library, he felt a terrifying energy aura erupt, directly covering the entire college.
After hurriedly going out, Wang Xing saw two people above the academy.
One is Saitama and the other is I am God.
All I saw was that I am God was holding a plate of braised pork in his hand, while Saitama was holding a fork. The two of them were facing each other, staring at each other with eagerness.
"I ordered this." Saitama said, looking very angry.
"I said, the canteen will leave me a piece of braised pork every day, so this last piece is mine." I said forcefully.
“What I ordered is mine.”
"The one you ordered is mine, so it's not yours."
"I'm going to beat you up."
"I am a god, and a mere ant will not kneel down and surrender."
"Continuous normal punches!"
"Small World Technique!"
Two figures in the sky intertwined, as fast as lightning. The group of students below were all turning their heads so quickly that they couldn't keep up.
"captivity!"
I am a god who trapped Saitama in a small world.
"Punch seriously!"
Saitama doesn't care about this, he doesn't understand what the laws of space are, what these secret techniques are, but no matter what, he only has one punch.
Boom!
Saitama actually punched a hole in that small world.
"Let me go for it, what is this, a murder caused by a plate of braised pork?" Wang Xing didn't know what to say at this moment. Fortunately, the space of the college is strong enough and has systematic protection. Otherwise, the entire college will be destroyed. It was ruined by two people.
"Continuous normal punches with both hands!"
After Saitama broke through the small world, he didn't give me the chance to be a god at all. He rushed forward and got close to me.
As the punches landed one after another, you could see that there were dents in the space.
I, the God, was beaten so hard that I kept retreating and had no time to use my secret technique.
"Saitama is so powerful. How did this guy do it?" Wang Xing couldn't help but think of Saitama's secret to becoming stronger, which is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10 kilometers of long-distance running every day ( I persisted for 3 years) and the habit of not turning on the air conditioner at home no matter how cold or hot the weather was. After a year and a half of persisting, I became bald and could deal with enemies with one punch.
"Is this secret really not a lie? System, is there any reasonable explanation?" Wang Xing was shocked. If someone really did this and then became so stupid, the entire universe would be in chaos.
"Saitama just accidentally mastered the laws of operation of power. In the entire universe, there will be about ten such people in one era." The system said lightly, and there was no one else who could answer this.
Having mastered the law of power by chance, could this explanation be more perfunctory?
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