Chapter 138 You Kill Me (Chapter 1)
Shi Ba was so naive and depressed, he never thought that one day he would despise his big belly, looked at his big belly, and then looked at the plate of fish-flavored pork shreds held by Peerless Yaoji, Shi Batian wanted Cry without tears.
"Yaoji, come on, how about we discuss something again?"
Juedai Yaoji's eyes lit up, and he said, "Old Shi, I don't want too much. How about adding another 30% to the price just now? If you agree, let's eat this dish together. If you don't agree, I won't give it to you even if you bring four bodyguards."
Shi Batian's cheeks trembled violently. After thinking for a long time, he finally gritted his teeth and said cruelly: "Deal!"
Peerless Yaoji succeeded, and the big eyes that suddenly smiled turned into crescents.
"Brother, can you help my sister get two pairs of chopsticks?"
Ye Fei looked at Shibatian and Juedai Yaoji and smiled, then he took out two pairs of ivory chopsticks and handed them over.
To be honest, although he wants to eat the dishes he cooks now, he is not as eager as before, because he knows that his tipping will definitely set a record again today, and if he has money, he can just buy what he wants to eat from the system.
Um.
That's right.
If you have money, you have to live a rich life.
What kind of fast food for fifteen yuan?
Taking the chopsticks, Shibatian and Juedai Yaoji directly faced a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork and started to dry.
Fish-flavored shredded pork is a relatively delicious food in Sichuan cuisine, and it stands to reason that it should be eaten with rice.
But Ye Fei has no food at all here, so Shibatian and Peerless Yaoji only eat vegetables.
Not only did the two of them show no signs of being unaccustomed to it, but the speed of chopsticks was lowered faster than the other.
Ye Fei looked at the two people who looked like big children, and then came outside dumbfounded.
Sitting in front of a computer,
Ye Fei saw gifts flying all over the sky in his live broadcast room.
Seeing this scene, all of Ye Fei's exhaustion was swept away, and he muttered again in his heart: "Smash me, hit me, oh, don't stop."
Seeing Ye Fei sitting in front of the computer, everyone in the live broadcast room suddenly yelled, "Stop! Stop rewarding!"
Ye Fei: "..."
He really wants to run over and eat all over the world, what are you doing, how comfortable is this rewarding rhythm, why are you yelling to stop!
After eating all over the world, everyone knew that it was time for the second and last lottery draw today.
In fact, each of them didn't need to eat and shout all over the world at all, and they all consciously stopped tipping.
When can I not give a reward?
The most important thing now is the draw! ! !
Ye Fei looked at the live broadcast room that was cleaner than his own face in an instant, and immediately had an urge to run away, and their tipping began as soon as he ran.
But this kind of thing can only be thought about, Ye Fei would never do such a shameless thing.
Seeing that everyone was quiet, Ye Fei smiled and said: "My friends are enthusiastic enough, thank you again Ye Fei, today's two dishes are over, double-cooked pork and shredded fish-flavored pork, and now it's time to draw the lucky audience for the second time." Time, now please..."
Ye Fei wanted to say that he would invite Sister Lin, but then he thought that Peerless Yaoji was fighting with Shibatian in the kitchen for fish-flavored pork shreds, so he smiled at the video apologetically and said, "Wait a minute, I'll see if I finish eating No."
Saying that, Ye Fei stood up and ran to the kitchen, and saw a plate full of fish-flavored pork shreds just now, but now there was only one plate that was cleaner than washed.
On the side, Peerless Yaoji Lin Jiani put the tip of the chopsticks in her mouth.
Shi Batian put his chopsticks on the table, but there was a lot of fish-flavored shredded pork soup on his face.
Ye Fei: "..."
"Brother Batian, wash your face first."
Shi Batian was a little confused: "What are you doing washing your face?"
Peerless Yaoji bent down with a smile, and said: "Old Shi, I told you not to lick the plate. There is a lot of fish-flavored pork shredded soup on your face. If you go out like this, Ye Fei's audience will laugh at you to death?"
Shi Batian: "...Fuck me, wash your face first, Brother Ye, your plate is a bit big, bigger than my face."
Ye Fei smiled and said, "Use a smaller plate next time."
Who knew that Shibatian hurriedly stopped him, saying: "No, no, I will use a bigger one next time."
"Why?" Ye Fei asked puzzled.
Shi Batian took it for granted: "The big plate holds a lot."
Ye Fei: "...Okay, but Brother Batian, Sister Lin, it's time for the second drawing of lucky audiences. Brother Batian just drew, and now I have to trouble Sister Lin."
Peerless chicken Lin Jiani said with a smile: "Little brother, today is the happiest day my sister has had in the past few years. I can eat two kinds of delicious food with completely different tastes."
Speaking of this, Lin Jiani suddenly came to Ye Fei, then approached Ye Fei's ear, and whispered: "Little guy, I will promise you whatever you ask."
Ye Fei: "..."
When Lin Jiani approached him, he felt a breathtaking woman's breath rushing into his brain, directly interrupting his normal thinking.
Hearing Lin Jiani's words again, Ye Fei was really a little impulsive.
But fortunately, this guy has the backing of the system, so he woke up quickly, and hurriedly said: "Sister Lin, stop teasing me, hurry up, the audience is waiting for you."
Lin Jiani pursed her lips and smiled, then stepped on high heels and came to the computer.
When the audience in the live broadcast room saw Lin Jiani coming, they all became excited immediately.
"Miss Chicken is here."
"Sister Chicken is really beautiful. If I had such a beautiful wife, I would..."
"You are a woolen yarn every day, you are hollowed out every day, and you are almost walking by the bottom of the wall every day."
"I do!!"
"Damn, don't be poor. Sister Chicken will get angry in a while. Be quiet. Sister Chicken will help us draw lucky viewers."
Lin Jiani is a woman who often goes to and from casinos. She has never seen any kind of people. It can be said that she can move freely among all kinds of people. Of course, she will not care about Ye Fei's audience. Instead, she smiled and said: "Everyone, get ready!" Is it? I'm going to smoke it."
"Sister Chicken, you've already prepared it, hurry up and whip me."
"Shoot me, slap me, slap me."
"Chicken sister, for the sake of being a woman, please slap me, please slap me."
"Sister Chicken, I'm really a teacher. If you whip me, I'll teach Xiao Ming for nothing."
"I'm a fitness trainer, Sister Chicken, hit me up, I can personally teach you how to keep fit and make your body hotter."
"Hey~~~Fitness trainer? Can you help me? I want to work out and lose weight."
When the fitness coach heard that someone was looking for him, although his eyes were still fixed on the peerless chicken, he still replied: "Of course, no problem. As an excellent fitness coach, I will let every one of my students practice the most beautiful of stature."
"Great, great, I'm missing a coach like you right now."
"May I ask what your current figure is..."
"One meter five, two hundred and thirty catties."
"…………….just kill me!!"