Volume 1: Males Come and Go, People Pay Attention Chapter 21 "Fuck You Very Very Much!" (Second Update, Please Vote for Me)
Chapter 21
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When Chen Yingxiong came to the team for training the next day, he was "molested" by his teammates. Because he uttered foul language during the live broadcast of the "Today's Match" program yesterday, the program team was completely caught off guard, and they didn't even have time to use silencer technology to replace all the words with "beep beep beep".
So fans all over the UK know this.
"Today's Match" (match_of_the_day, referred to as motd) enjoys high popularity in the UK. It is the main football column of the BBC and is broadcast every Saturday night in every football season. Later, a Sunday edition was added. If there is a game in the middle of the week, he will also fight after the game, but the name will not be called this. If it is a Tuesday game, it will be called "tuesdays_action" and it will comment on the day's game. Since the BBC does not have the broadcast rights to Premier League games, this column becomes a game highlight plus guest commentary program.
It is a very old program. It was first broadcast on August 22, 1964. The studio is located in Manchester.
This show is very popular among British fans, and its ratings have always been impressive. And not only fans like to watch it, but some players also like to watch it.
So one can imagine how widely Chen Yingxiong's scolding of the program crew on the phone yesterday was broadcast live and spread widely.
It didn't take long for his team-mates at Liverpool to find out what was happening.
So during training the next day, everyone teased Chen Yingxiong about this matter.
When Chen Yingxiong walked into the locker room, his teammates whistled at him, and some gave him a thumbs up.
Carragher came up and patted him on the shoulder: "You are so awesome, hero. You are the first person I have seen who dares to publicly use foul language to motd."
Chen Yingxiong couldn't laugh or cry, it was not a good thing to be "worshiped" by his teammates because of this...
Not everyone is so heartless. Sanchez is worried that if Chen Yingxiong is so noisy, it will become another Naples fan riot. When he first played in Udinese, Chen Yingxiong had just arrived in Naples, which aroused the anger of Naples fans, which turned into a riot that spread across Italy, with a far-reaching impact almost comparable to The Pope in the Vatican... Later he transferred to Naples and saw him again in the season when Chen Yingxiong left.
So he was quite worried about Chen Yingxiong.
But Chen Yingxiong shook his head and waved his hands nonchalantly: "I'm afraid of them!"
This is his native dialect, but he said it interestingly in English. "The Hammer" is the nickname of West Ham United. West Ham United is originally a team that belongs to workers. It was formerly known as "Thames Iron Works". The workers carrying big hammers have become their best image spokesperson. This is where the team's nickname "The Hammers" comes from. . If you look closely, you will find that there are brightly crossed hammers on the West Ham United team logo. And in line with West Ham United's style of play that advocates taking risks in offense, this "hammer" has indeed staged many good shows of beating the old master to death with random "hammers".
What Chen Yingxiong said also shows that he is indeed not afraid of the Hammer Gang at all. What's so great about a hammer?
In fact, most people have the same thoughts as Chen Yingxiong. Aren't they just fans of a team? What's there to be afraid of? There shouldn't be too many things like this in English football.
I remember when Adebayor met Arsenal after moving to Manchester City. He scored a goal during the game and ran for more than 90 meters across the entire stadium to celebrate in front of Arsenal fans. Such provocation aroused strong dissatisfaction among all Arsenal fans.
I didn’t do much after that. Adebayor still plays his football in the Premier League and often performs well. I haven’t seen what Arsenal fans did to Adebayor.
Therefore, the anger of the fans is actually just for the players to bear more pressure caused by the huge boos during the game.
And Chen Yingxiong is not afraid of this at all.
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Chen Yingxiong didn't think West Ham fans could pose any threat to him. At most, they could just yell and curse a few words. He has never been afraid of people who just talk.
The media are not too keen on this matter anymore, because there are more interesting things that distract everyone's attention. Chen Yingxiong cursed when he was connected to "Today's Match". This incident is much more interesting than his feud with West Ham United.
After a lot of hype by the media, the news that Chen Yingxiong used foul language on the show suddenly spread.
Many people jumped out to accuse Chen Yingxiong of having a bad influence by using foul language. You must know that professional football players have always been the idols of teenagers. Many people regard them as their imitation objects. By doing this, Chen Yingxiong gave everyone a bad start.
Chen Yingxiong dismissed the accusations made by the media and some critics. He did not believe that today's British teenagers were so pure that they did not even say swear words. Don't say bad words. Becoming a father at the age of fourteen or fifteen has been in the news. There was also the story of brother and sister having sex in the elevator, and then the brother gave the sister pocket money.
Today's British teenagers are rotten to the core. This is a country where there is no freedom to indulge, so the next generation here is also free to indulge. They drink alcohol, gamble, have promiscuous relationships, fight on the streets, race cars, participate in violent and violent activities... Compared with adults, they are no less generous.
Therefore, Chen Yingxiong has never regarded himself as the idol of these people. He even believes that if British teenagers really regarded themselves as their idols, they would live healthier and more meaningful lives than they do now. Compared with these little bastards, he is simply a saint who only comes out every two thousand years.
Besides, swearing is very common in the English media. The only difference between this incident and my own is that the swearing has been silenced. However, Chen Yingxiong was caught off guard by the TV station and did not react and did not have time to do technical processing. . So if there is any responsibility, it is the BBC's responsibility, not Chen Yingxiong's problem. You know, in English TV programs, all kinds of swear words often appear, and they are also very common in movies and TV series. Why doesn't anyone rush to criticize those programs and people like chicken blood?
There are also some groups and organizations, such as the "British Youth Moral Quality Organization", "British Parents Association", "British Good Children Association", "British Public Figures Ethics Committee"... These are a mess with various names.
Normally you would never know they exist, but once something goes wrong, they will swarm out into groups and demand that Chen Yingxiong apologize for his swearing in public.
Chen Yingxiong responded to this by posting a song on his Twitter. This is a song by Lily_allen. The name of the song is: "****_you!"
There is nothing but this song, but everyone knows that this song is actually Chen Yingxiong's response. Because not only the title of the song, but also the lyrics are what Chen Yingxiong wants to say to those people - "You are a kind of racial discrimination, you are not even worthy of me to tie my shoelaces! Your views are outdated, so... …****_you (****_you)!****_you_very_very_much…”
Well, he really has a lot of character. When people asked him to apologize for his foul language, he responded with foul language...
I'm afraid those moral judges will go crazy at this time.
Some people were not willing to give in and went to Liverpool's Melwood training base to pull up banners to protest. Then they were beaten out by Liverpool fans and the banners were torn to pieces.
Liverpool fans don't care about such a painful thing as whether Chen Yingxiong's swearing in the "Today's Match" program will affect the quality of the next generation of British people. They defend Chen Yingxiong because Chen Yingxiong can bring them victory. And scoring goals, this reason is quite good. If they don't support Chen Yingxiong, who else will they support?
Of course, it doesn't mean that all Liverpool fans don't care about Chen Yingxiong's swearing, but they are alone and have chosen to remain silent.
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In addition to the swear words, there is another thing that particularly interests the media and fans, which is more gossip. It is not so serious, but full of gossip.
That's why everyone was speculating about what happened to Chen Yingxiong when the "Today's Match" program team called Chen Yingxiong, which made him so angry.
Many people went back to read Chen Yingxiong's original words in the show, hoping to find some clues.
Chen Yingxiong's original words are easy to find and have been quoted by many print media. However, in order to show that they are particularly "public-minded" and have a "sense of social responsibility", they replaced the curse words with asterisks.
This is no longer Chen Yingxiong’s “original words”, and it has nothing to do with the fact that there are more on the Internet.
Search a lot.
Chen Yingxiong’s original words were like this - "**! Who the hell is this? Do you have any fucking ethics when you make a call at this time? I'll beat someone to death tomorrow! Do it! You're delaying a major event in my life. , can you be fucking responsible! If you don’t fight sooner or later, why don’t you fight at this time!”
Soon they found the key information - "it delayed the important event of my life".
What is the most important thing in life?
Everyone knows that Cabrera lived in Chen Yingxiong's home during this time.
Could it be related to this woman?
But haven't they been a couple for a long time? What else can happen between two people?
Going to bed is obviously not a "life event" for a couple in love.
They must be very familiar with it.
How could the media imagine that until now, Chen Yingxiong had not completely conquered the female bodyguard?
So the big thing in their lives is... Is Chen Yingxiong proposing to Cabrera?
This is the only big thing in life that they can think of, and it is really a big thing!
Chen Yingxiong proposed to his girlfriend! Is he about to enter the wedding hall?
If the proposal was really interrupted by this disturbing phone ringing, then it would be completely understandable for Chen Yingxiong to be so angry. After all, the time of proposing must be the most romantic and heartwarming moment. At this moment, a harsh ringtone from your cell phone suddenly rang. It was really embarrassing!
Anyone else would be furious. So everyone fully understood Chen Yingxiong's swearing, and some even supported it.
This is the difference between serious media and entertainment media...
Following this, it began to appear in the entertainment gossip media that Chen Yingxiong was getting engaged to Cabrera, and perhaps the wedding was not far away.
The news was so gossipy and sensational that the gossip-loving Chinese people were also very interested, and the Chinese media reprinted it one after another.
The Chinese media also called Chen Tao, Chen Yingxiong’s father, for confirmation... Only then did Chen Tao know that his son was actually getting married!
He immediately became angry and couldn't get over it - you are my son, and my son is getting married. You didn't even notify me of such an important matter, and even let me be confused when asked by reporters! Do you have any son who does this? It's simply unfilial!
So I called him and scolded Chen Yingxiong.
As I said before, Chen Yingxiong is not afraid of anything but his father. So I didn’t even dare to speak out even after being scolded by my father. It was only after I heard it that I realized something was wrong. Why were there all marriage-related keywords like "marriage", "engagement", and "proposal"?
"Hey, old man, what are you talking about?"
"Aren't you and your girlfriend getting married?"
Chen Yingxiong was immediately embarrassed.
Dad seemed to have discovered something was wrong. His son's surprise was not fake, and there was no need for him to pretend... Marriage was a good thing anyway. He was not angry because he was marrying Cabrera. , but because the son did not inform his parents in advance, which shows that he has no parents in his heart at all.
Chen Yingxiong learned the whole story from his father's mouth.
He couldn't laugh or cry at that time.
marry?
Although he has a good relationship with Cabrera now, neither he nor she has ever considered getting married. It is not fashionable for Europeans to get married early, as this will make them feel constrained and less free. If they really want to be relatively stable, they will choose to have children first. Therefore, many people in Europe have lived together for many years and have several children, but their relationship is still boyfriend and girlfriend... There is a typical example around Chen Yingxiong - Arshavin and his girlfriend are not married yet, but I already have two children.
I heard that the son did not intend to marry his parents, but had no intention of getting married at all. Chen Tao breathed a sigh of relief.
But he was hung up again after he was half relieved. He was afraid that his son would never get married in his life...
So he was given another warning, telling him that a good man should establish a career first and then a family, but don't keep delaying it. Now that Chen Yingxiong's career has been established, he can consider getting married in two years...
Chen Yingxiong couldn't laugh or cry again. He was only twenty-four years old, and it was still very early for him to get married.