Four Hundred and Forty-Nine: [Snoopy Is the Cancer]

"I'm not in a daze, listen, I've been following my heart."

The young model Kendall Jenner, who officially announced her entry into the modeling circle, was found to have a Chinese character '格' tattooed on the inside of her left arm when she was doing her first magazine shoot.

The young model with a youthful face and a tall figure quickly gave her answer without hiding her affection: "I got the tattoo for Duke Snoopy. I know exactly what I'm doing, I've been madly in love with him since I heard his song on the radio when I was thirteen. I won't be bothered by his gossip, Miley Cyrus and the Duke only 16 years old."

"At least, my figure looks much more mature than theirs."

When Kendall Jenner talked about this topic, she didn't forget to ask her bra. She had a yelling gesture from afar.

In fact, this is not an isolated case, since the little Disney princess opened Pandora's cartridge. Countless girls began to fantasize about Snoopy. When the new album was selling well all over the world and was about to break the diamond record, mtv even teased it. If you go to any private high school and throw a basketball into the classroom, as long as it hits a girl, Duke Snoopy must be one of the girls' sexual fantasies.

About Snoopy's influence among 14-18-year-old girls has reached its peak. "He even ruled girls like Michael Jordan ruled the league. He is the dream of 900 million girls around the world!"

American entertainment media always give Snoopy this title.

They have a fixed time period almost every day to report on Snoopy's news, maybe it's a basketball consultation, maybe there's something new about the duchess girls, or... his album or sneaker sales have broken a certain level. records.

Of course, occasionally there is some bad news.

For example, a well-known business magazine disclosed that Duke Snoopy is currently suffering from huge debt pressure. He has pledged all the finances he can pledge, and he has blindly spent a lot of money on major technology companies.

At the end of this article, the author even ridiculed: "Compared to LeBron James, who is the most invested player in the NBA, Snoopy looks more like the high school student who never went to college. His risk control ability is too bad Well, I guarantee that when the next dot-com bubble hits. He will be the first player in the nba to go bankrupt. Even though he looks like he's making a lot of money... it won't be enough to pay off his loans in the bank. There are even According to the data, he has owed at least close to one billion US dollars at this time."

Such rumors spread. Suddenly, many black players jumped out to teach Snoopy how to learn financial management, such as buying gold or diamonds. Yes, their financial concept is only those shiny things.

And Lin Weiwei stood up as a financial consultant when the Knicks flew to the West for their first road trip and said to the public: "Snoopy's financial situation is very good, and his fixed assets have been increasing rapidly. I I believe that when Facebook goes public, his wealth will grow by leaps and bounds. In fact, Apple’s stock price is also rising rapidly. There is also Twitter, their financing is getting higher and higher. His investment in Asia is also being taken Definitely a premium asset. To all of you who care about Snoopy, I think you can even open a bottle of champagne to celebrate Snoopy's soon-to-be richest man in the NBA!"

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When Lin Weiwei came down from the press conference, she was almost exhausted. Honestly, she didn't believe what she said on stage because Snoopy was so crazy. God knows what incredible investments he will make in the future. He is now living like a lower-middle-middle class, but in fact he earns close to 50 million dollars a year,

There will be more this year.

"I had to do some commercial gigs for him."

Lin Weiwei called Britney's management team. Recently, Lin Weiwei has been looking for an agent in the entertainment industry for Snoopy. He hopes that Snoopy can appear in some concerts or commercial performances outside of competitions, which can relieve his bank loan pressure to a certain extent.

Moreover, given Snoopy's current momentum in the entertainment industry, it would be the biggest waste for him not to accept commercial performances.

His debut album has become the best-selling record of the new century and has been a major success both professionally and popularly.

Pop queen Madonna even declared: "Snoopy will become the last global superstar of this era. He is different, he can appear on TV media every day, and in a way that is not annoying. He is the New York Knicks." He has a very high status in this field. At the same time, he can maintain a close relationship with female stars in the entertainment industry. At the same time, this relationship is actually healthy. Have you seen Getting involved with a lot of women, but people think he's even a virgin star? That's a weirdly wholesome quality!"

"Of course, the most important thing is...he is a talented creator. His talent is mouth-watering. Every song he has written has become a pop hit. Britney even returned to the top because of him! You You will never find another like him."

As a former global queen, Madonna's words are hard to refute.

In fact, this is also the case. When the news broke that Snoopy was in a debt crisis, the sales of his sneakers and his various endorsement products rose instantly, and the huge purchasing power of fans was instantly displayed.

At this time, Nike also proposed that they were willing to terminate their previous commercial sponsorship contract with Snoopy and instead offer a multi-year contract worth more than 200 million US dollars.

However, Snoopy declined the offer. He said: "If you want to keep me, give me an independent brand. I hope to get the same treatment as Michael Jordan!"

This thing makes Nike feel embarrassed, because this is not just a sponsorship issue. They also need to take care of the feelings of other signed stars. What happens if LeBron James compares and handles it?

Du Ge was not in a hurry about this, and Lin Weiwei was more leisurely, but kept releasing news about contacting Adidas.

For Adidas, they have seen Doug's legendary sales ability. Although his sales data on basketball shoes is only in the first order, he is not far ahead of other stars. But he has achieved the first position in the market in terms of trendy shoes, and far surpassed the second.

Based on this situation, the liquidated damages of Nike's contract is nothing. After all, it was a contract with a guarantee of less than five million dollars. This was called a contract with excellent risk management and control by Nike at the time, but now, the risks and fears they bear are historical levels.

If Snoopy really pays high liquidated damages to switch to Adidas, Nike's stock price will even be cut in half.

Therefore, they now have to enter the internal meeting stage in advance, and even hold consecutive board meetings.

And as if to prove that Snoopy is in an economic crisis, the Duke appeared in the performance in Las Vegas the next day after the game in Satmento. He won the highest award in Las Vegas in recent years. The price of a single performance is 2 million US dollars after tax. And the casino released news that Snoopy may even reach a contract with Las Vegas to perform live.

This caused a sensation locally, and also in the entertainment industry.

Because after the performance, some paparazzi took pictures of Snoopy having dinner with Anne Hathaway.

Anne Hathaway had had a verbal fight with the duchess girls in the media before, and there were even rumors such as "Snoopy's energy can satisfy three women at the same time" from her mouth. But at the time, she was ridiculed by the crowd. And triggered a counterattack from Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence.

"This news must have been deliberately created by Anne Hathaway. We really know Hathaway too well. She is a woman who is good at using any hype and pretending to be aloof."

The Los Angeles Times was not at all polite.

In fact, much of the media is so mean. Anne Hathaway is hugely popular outside of the United States, but stateside, she's not the type to like. Although she is very beautiful.

People always think that she approaches anyone for utilitarian purposes.

This caused, no matter what she said or did, everyone felt that she had other plans.

Many media even reminded Snoopy to stay away from her and not to be fooled by her rhetoric.

"Our relationship is very healthy. We just had dinner together. Then we had a discussion about the future development of the Knicks as a New York fan and a Knicks star."

This is what Anne Hathaway said.

But it soon triggered a group of ridicule-like sarcasm: "Listen, this is Anne Hathaway's classic style. She can always find a high-sounding reason, and she always shows a pair of 'I am more professional than you, and I am more professional than you. Your higher profile' countenance. That's why she'll never endear herself to ordinary townspeople."

However, Anne Hathaway clearly has some deep research on the nba.

She also said something, but the entertainment media did not report it.

"I think Snoopy and Zach Randolph are on different channels now. They start to fight on their own. They are like cold war couples on the court. There is no communication. This is the reason for the Knicks' recent two-game losing streak. I made suggestions to Snoopy. At the same time, I also hope that the New York Knicks will get rid of the cancer before the situation deteriorates completely!"

Her remarks have been reproduced in the basketball media.

Recently, the basketball media has been severely criticizing the Knicks, especially Snoopy.

In the game against the Kings, he made 6 of 19 shots and only scored 15 points. Although he had 9 assists and 6 rebounds, he and Randolph missed the last three shots respectively. Randolph missed his third-to-last second shot, and Snoopy's game-winning shot went wide of the basket.

As Anne Hathaway said, Snoopy and Randolph had no communication on the court. They fought on their own, and each shot less than 30% of their shots. This is the ultimate reason why the Eastern Conference champion Knicks eventually lost to the Western Vice President Satmento Kings.

"Anne Hathaway is right, what the Knicks front office has to do now is ... they have to get rid of the cancer. Snoopy has become a Kobe player, and he doesn't have Kobe's scoring ability. And ... Have you ever seen a star star who missed a shot and rushed to the next concert overnight to earn $2 million?"

"I know he's been in a financial crisis lately, but that's not a reason to put aside his teammates and make a big salary!"

"If I were James Dolan, the first thing I would do now would be to send Snoopy away. Zach Randolph is the better player!"

Bill Simmons lashed out in his column.

In fact, this is just one of many critical voices.

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