One Hundred and Fifty-Two: [Take It Out and Play Drums]

The NBA game is changing rapidly, and anything funny can happen. [full text reading]

However, "nosebleeds from the front face" is really unprecedented, and it is definitely the first time in the NBA.

Therefore, when Snoopy and Gortat both left the stadium, the fans still couldn't help laughing.

The atmosphere of the game also became a little strange. After Dwight Howard came on the court, he didn't even want to defend Wade's dunk. What a shame if I get nosebleeds from Wade's bottom again.

Dwyane Wade wants to show off this talent, after all... looks big and tough! !

However, Snoopy felt troubled and ashamed at this time.

When he was taken to the hospital, he took off his pants under the watchful eyes of a group of people. After the doctor finished the examination with a sound of exclamation, the equally stunned female nurse came over and told him softly, "Come on, try to see if you can still fuck."

Everyone looked at him with very scientific eyes, and he himself was a little anxious.

The attending doctor kindly turned on his computer and clicked on the player. It was a story about a male doctor and a female patient.

About thirty seconds later.

There were bursts of exclamations in the ward.

It's as if Doug has pulled off another powerful dunk.

...

That night, after the Heat's 102:98 victory over the Orlando Magic at home, Spoelstra answered Snoopy's injury to concerned reporters: "Good news has come from the hospital. Nubi fans and fans rest assured that there is nothing wrong with him and he is still very strong!"

In the post-match press conference, Dwyane Wade, who scored 45 points, 6 rebounds and 5 assists in this game, was still inevitably asked about this topic. Although he led the team to the final victory, the focus of the game has already Taken by Snoopy.

Regarding this matter, Dwyane Wade did not have any grudges. Because he himself is very interested in this matter.

"Honestly speaking, this is the first time I have encountered this situation since I played basketball. Snoopy has always been a man of his word in my heart." Dwyane Wade said: "At that time, when I heard Gotta When Te said those dirty words to Lavigne, I also thought about teaching him a lesson. But I didn't expect that Snoopy actually broke the bridge of Gortat's nose with his little brother,

This should probably apply for the Guinness Book of World Records. "

"Right now, I'm concerned about his condition. But I've heard he's fine and has returned home."

Dwyane Wade introduced again to reporters.

At the same time, Snoopy has quickly become the focus of discussions in the online world. After all, he was the first basketball player in the world to break someone's nose with his third leg.

The focus of the discussion extends from how strong Snoopy's third leg is to how strong his sexual ability will be, and then diverges thinking to Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. Netizens began to speculate on their future sex life. Of course, there are also many female netizens who expressed the hope that they can personally taste the third leg that can break the bridge of the nose.

In these ubiquitous 'not suitable for children' discussions, poor Polish Hammer is the subject of ridicule.

Although, when he was interviewed in the hospital, he vowed to emphasize: "I didn't break the bridge of the nose by something. All this happened because I injured the bridge of the nose when I fell down before. His dunk just aggravated the injury." Please don't spread these unscientific theories, no one can break the bridge of someone else's nose with their 'genitals'."

But, it's a pity.

Even the Magic staff thought he was evasive.

At this time, someone on the famous basketball website has already made highlights based on ESPN's video data. Gortat's arrogant words before the game, and his disrespectful remarks to Avril Lavigne, and finally was directly overthrown by Snoopy, plus the combination of face buckle and bleeding. Together. Immediately there was a strong dramatic effect.

"Gortat should be thankful that at least half of his pre-match declaration has been completed. I bet that after tonight, more than 100 million people will definitely remember his face."

"When he yelled 'Avril Lavigne to go home and eat the dog's jerk', it is absolutely unexpected that our Snoopy will directly break the bridge of his nose with 'jerk'."

"His biggest mistake was that he didn't believe Snoopy's warning. If he had apologized directly at that time, maybe he wouldn't have to regret it so much now."

"It's the most disgraceful injury ever in the NBA, and I'm talking about Gortat."

"Hey, didn't you find that Snoopy's other performances tonight are also very eye-catching? In less than 11 minutes, he scored 6 points, 4 rebounds, 4 assists and 4 blocks, and his efficiency ranks first in the Heat!"

"Whether it's from personal data or court gimmicks. The No. 8 pick has completed an epic debut."

"..."

At the same time as the heated discussion on the basketball website, the gossip media also sensed the value of the news. They rushed out to find the hospital that treated Snoopy.

Then the female nurse who was in charge of examining Snoopy was surrounded. Surrounded by countless flashing lights, the female nurse named Amanda was still in shock. Her right hand grabbed her small left wrist: "It's about this big. Like a baby's fist."

Wow!

The reporters were amazed.

...

Whether it is sports media or gossip media. Tonight is undoubtedly a busy night.

Snoopy's debut shocked everyone's attention, and he can always make such unexpected big news.

Pat Riley rubbed his temples in his office with a headache. Although Snoopy found no problems after inspection, the team doctor who accompanied him to the inspection even said that Snoopy's thing was hardened and could play drums when he took it out. But the advice given by the attending doctor is to rest for a week.

There are three games a week, exactly three away games.

If Snoopy is allowed to play, the outside world will definitely say that Miami is impersonal and disregards the life and death of the players. Moreover, if there is any news in the future, or the old injury recurs or something, the crimes I bear will be serious.

Without Snoopy, Shawn Marion is back in two games, followed by...Michael Beasley. Both of these two want the ball in their hands. Although Snoopy played well tonight, his performance in the use of that set of tactics is not enough for Spoelstra to leave the tactical rules in the tactics. manual.

well!

Pat Riley sighed and patted his head. It felt like my head was full of paste.

Spoelstra sat across from him, waiting for his answer.

"Forget it, don't take him there."

Finally, Pat Riley made a decision.

At worst, he personally supervised the fifth regular season game.

Anyway, now Pat Riley is determined to increase his bargaining chip on Snoopy.

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[This chapter is an update for "Dark Order", thank you for his reward. . 】

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