Chapter 383 Human Bowling Ball

When receiving the system task, Vardy was in a bad mood!

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, everyone is playing football, and I am playing bowling. Is this really good?

But then again, there is turf on the field, where are the bowling lanes, where are the bowling balls?

Is it okay if I throw myself like a bowling ball?

The system really started to make a fool of itself again!

Well, whoever allowed himself to be hacked by the system, if he enjoys it, he will naturally lose something, that's only fair!

But there is no way, in order to remove the characteristic shield, Vardy can only grit his teeth and force it!

After quitting the system, Vardy has been thinking about how to play bowling in the game, until he is about to explode his head, and finally has a belly draft.

In the training base the next day, after the training, Vardy pulled a few good friends to prepare for something.

Fortunately, the teammates have long been accustomed to Vardy's habit of making moths at every turn, and they don't think it's too much. On the contrary, under Vardy's subtle influence, they also like this kind of joyful football.

Even though football is a passionate sport, it does not mean that other elements cannot be accepted on the pitch.

Vardy has proved time and time again with his funnyness that this style is actually very popular, just look at the attention Vardy receives every day.

So, they readily accepted Vardy's proposal.

It's just that Rooney was a little reluctant, "Why should I make pins? No,

I want to be the ball! "

Vardy rolled his eyes and sneered at Rooney's behavior of always stealing the spotlight.

You are a supporting role, you know?

Play it well, I will ask the director to add a chicken leg to you.

Steal the spotlight again and I'll let you get the lunch box right away!

 …

When it finally came time to play Tottenham, Vardy was fully prepared.

All in all, this is already Vardy's third season in the UK. Although it is just the beginning, it cannot be regarded as a complete rookie.

Playing against Tottenham four times in two seasons, Vardy has a clear understanding of the strength of the North London team-the overall lineup is above the middle, there is no obvious weakness, but there are no super stars.

Therefore, Tottenham's performance in the UK every season is the same. They actively score points against the underdogs, but they are very passive against the rich teams, and they are often known as the point-giving boy.

At least in Vardy's few games against Tottenham, the opponent failed to cause too much trouble for Vardy.

Just like this time, when they challenged Manchester United in an away game, from the very beginning, Tottenham may not have the idea of ​​being able to retreat unscathed.

It's as if a widow with her thighs spread out, facing a strong bearded man, has already begun to flood.

Come on, ravage me to your heart's content!

Naturally, Manchester United will not let go of this good opportunity. How could they let it go when they offered it to their door?

Anyway, I don't know who it is when I put on my pants in the end!

Only 15 minutes into the game, Rooney helped the team to open the scoring for Manchester United. The little fat man actually took advantage of the corner kick and jumped high from the center to score with a header. This is really not Rooney's usual way of scoring!

Although he was happy that Rooney helped the team lead, Vardy still felt a little bit in his heart.

Rooney scored first, so Rooney must play the leading role in the celebration performance, what should I do?

But when Vardy was uneasy, the little fat man seemed to forget all the previously discussed celebration methods, and rushed directly to the stands to interact passionately with the fans.

Vardy let out a sigh of relief, this guy probably forgot.

Several other teammates also looked at each other in blank dismay, didn't they agree to pose together to celebrate?

Why did you run down the stands to play by yourself?

After Rooney interacted with the fans, he walked towards the middle of the stadium, and saw the expressions of a few good friends. Rooney wanted to slap himself.

He really forgot to celebrate the goal together!

Is it too late for the concave shape?

Rooney waved to a few good friends, signaling them to come together and celebrate the goal in the agreed way.

But before the friends could react, the referee had already come over and urged Rooney to go back and restart the game as soon as possible.

Rooney wanted to cry, but he really should drink six walnuts to nourish his brain, or else with his poor memory, he might forget who he is one day!

Although the crisis has passed temporarily, Vardy knows that he must score a goal as soon as possible, otherwise he might be robbed of the limelight at some point!

So Vardy became more active, running all over the opponent's half, and he can be seen everywhere, just like God is everywhere.

This time Tottenham quit!

You can win if you want, but you can't kill them all!

Haven't you heard the principle of leaving things behind so that we can meet in the future?

So Vardy was angrily knocked down by the Tottenham players!

Seeing that the referee didn't intend to draw a card, Vardy got up and put the ball on the ground and passed it to Rooney.

Quick free kick!

The Tottenham players didn't react at all. They didn't think about defending until Rooney had received the ball.

Rooney was not greedy for credit, and sent a through ball into the penalty area, where Vardy had already thrown off the defender and succeeded in anti-offside.

No one can stop Vardy from scoring. Facing the solitary goalkeeper who is like a quail, Vardy succeeded with an understatement.

Goal!

Vardy was so excited that he turned around and wanted to run, but just as his feet started, he stepped on the brake abruptly.

I almost forgot about posing to celebrate the goal. Is this the trend of Rooney's development?

Before he had time to laugh at himself, Vardy hurriedly beckoned his good friends to come and cooperate with him to celebrate the goal.

Rooney, Ferdinand, Fletcher, Ronaldo and Alan Smith rushed towards Vardy together, with a menacing momentum, just like the fauna of the raiders on the African continent.

Seeing this trending scene, all the fans couldn't help but get excited.

Are they going to make waves again?

Obviously, they have experienced similar scenes more than once. Whenever the Manchester United players want to do something, they always look like this.

I saw a few players stopped not far from Vardy, stood at attention, stood in a row, motionless, as if being punished to stand in a military posture.

what does this mean?

The fans couldn't help guessing, is it possible that Vardy will play the role of an officer next and teach these soldiers a lesson?

But what people didn't expect was that Vardy grabbed the ball in his arms and put on a very familiar look?

Damn, is this a bowling ball?

Without giving everyone more time to think, Vardy threw the ball with a coherent bowling action.

Frisbee ball?

Then there is no doubt that the players standing in a row in front of them are naturally playing the role of immobile pins!

The ball rolled to the feet of Ferdinand, who was in the middle. Ferdinand immediately made an exaggerated movement and fell sideways on the field. While falling, he did not forget to grab Fletcher and Alan Smith next to him.

It's like pins hitting pins and passing them down.

Fletcher and Alan Smith also fell, and Rooney, who was on the farthest side, also fell.

Vardy clenched his fists to celebrate the strike, and celebrated the strike as planned, but as soon as the fist was stretched out, it stopped in mid-air, which was very embarrassing.

Five people played pins, four fell down, but the remaining one stood there motionless, abrupt and tenacious.

Who is this guy?

Naturally, it is the most mischievous Ronaldo. Ronaldo stood there with a serious expression on his face, as if he had completely substituted himself into the role of the pin.

Vardy is about to cry!

Brother, can we act according to the script?

I am all in!

You are about to fall!

The four people who fell on the ground were surprised to find that one of them was not down, and they all looked up.

Fletcher also pulled Ronaldo's leg subconsciously, reminding Ronaldo that you should also fall.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were already focused on him, Ronaldo acted like he had suddenly realized, and made gestures with a very exaggerated gesture for a long time before finally falling to the ground.

Vardy has a black line on his head, your way of stealing the scene is too fake!

However, Vardy still put an end to the performance and put on a showy pose to celebrate his hitting a strike.

At this time, the fans in the stands were about to burst into laughter. Every time the Manchester United players spoofed on the field, they were shocked.

And the fans standing in front of the TV couldn't help but burst into laughter. They had been waiting for the Manchester United players to come out for a long time.

"I used to think that Vardy was a sprinter who was delayed by football. Today I realized that I was wrong. It turns out that he is a long-distance bowler who was delayed!"

"Creativity is perfect, acting is zero. I feel that Ronaldo and others are not getting the same script."

"As a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, when I saw the pins played by Ronaldo standing when the other pins were falling down, I really wanted to rush into the field and kick him down..."

"You can imagine the embarrassment when Vardy and Ronaldo looked at each other. Vardy will start to doubt life again!"

"But when only Ronaldo is left standing, I feel inexplicable joy!"

 …

After bowling, Vardy hugged a few good friends, smiling happily on the surface, but actually gritted his teeth and said to Ronaldo viciously: "You wait for me!"

A few people laughed so hard that it was fortunate that they didn't expect to be able to do this, otherwise if they were all as tenacious as Ronaldo, Vardy would die of embarrassment.

After celebrating the goal, Vardy went out of his body and entered the system again in the gap between the rematch. He wondered if he had completed the task.

This bowling idea was also stolen from a certain team in his previous life. Originally, he planned to find an opportunity to be a porter and move to this life. It just so happened that the system came with a bowling task at this time. Vardy felt that without hesitation. dry.

But he was always worried that he was playing virtual bowling, and with the level of rigor after the system update, he might not be able to complete the task by himself.

So he has to quickly enter the system to confirm, if it doesn't count, he will have time to start over again!

Sure enough, he knew that the system would not allow him to complete the task so easily!

The solitary task hangs there, still in an unfinished state, that is to say, I just performed in vain.

Although he had already prepared for this mentality, Valdy still couldn't help but want to say something to the system——

mmp ah!

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