I Am Vardy

Chapter 332: On Fire

The popular World Cup has led to a sharp increase in Germany's tourism index. Compared with ordinary tourists, it is obvious that the hotels where the national teams stay can bring about brand improvement.

The Schillschet Hotel, located on the outskirts of Baden in western Germany, is one of the lucky ones, because the England national team chose this hotel as a place to stay during the group stage.

The environment of the hotel is very quiet, some distance away from the urban area, allowing the England internationals to have a full rest and relaxation without being disturbed.

It is said that Eriksson made the decision himself. This may be the only decision he made during the World Cup preparations that satisfied all England players!

Compared with the Skilsheart Hotel, it seems that the Buller Heights Castle Hotel not far from next door is a little luckier, because the famous English wives are staying at this hotel.

Before the trip to the World Cup, Eriksson made it clear that he did not object to the international footballer's wife or girlfriend going to the scene to help out, but he expressly forbade the international footballer to live with his wife the night before a match.

In other words, meeting is fine, but the day before the game, you should not think about having sex!

If you fuck, I'll send you back to England!

It sounds harsh, but in fact, it was from this World Cup that the name of the England Wives was known to the whole world, and Eriksson contributed a lot.

Look who's in the England wags, shall we?

The head of Spice Girl Victoria, Beckham's fairy couple, is very well-known all over the world, and the head of the group is well-deserved;

Rooney's childhood sweetheart, Colleen, is now targeting first-line actresses in the entertainment industry in terms of dress and taste;

Crouch's girlfriend Clancy, although she used to be a bar girl, has already been promoted to a first-line model;

Gerrard's partner Kelan and Joe Cole's girlfriend Carly, although they are not public figures, they have good looks and figures;

Although Ashley Cole was dumped by Cheryl, but this time she brought a young model again, not changing her prodigal nature;

But to say that the real attraction is Vardy's female companion, Kisti.

The football baby goddess of the whole people was not named by herself, but selected by various authoritative media. In the selection of beauties, Kisti has never fallen out of the top three.

The English wives group travel together, in the Baden-Baden area, it is definitely a beautiful and beautiful scenery.

But no one thought that the English wives were more popular than the English players, more football hooligans than football hooligans.

After coming to Germany, their daily task is to play smartly, and the party will be held until close to dawn every night.

When the wags left the bar, the vodka and Red Bull in the bar were basically sold out, and the daily consumption of drinking alone was as high as 30,000 pounds.

What is even more speechless is that, after drinking too much wine and playing crazy, they even fought with the local Germans, and it is incredible that they even won the fight!

It is said that the faces of German fans were scratched one by one by them, and they dared not go out to meet people.

It is said that the fighting power of the old women in England is stronger than that of the old men.

Normally bullying, I had a fight with other fighting nations, and I was almost beaten into a dog!

The reporter who photographed the fight between the wives and the National People's Congress immediately made the English wives the focus of the world's attention, a hotter topic than the World Cup itself.

But what makes Vardy dumbfounded is that he really didn't expect that Kirsty, an intellectual lady, would actually fight with people.

In the evening, he had a romantic candlelight dinner with Kirsty in the hotel room, and Vardy really made fun of Kirsty.

"I had a lot of fun last night. I drank a lot of wine without knowing it. Later, I got into a fight with someone else. Thinking about it now, I feel scared!"

Facing Vardy's teasing, Kisti was very embarrassed.

In fact, Vardy also finds it very strange. Most of the English wives are public figures, such as celebrities, hosts, models, etc., who are usually glamorous and glamorous. Unexpectedly, they would vomit after drinking too much...

Well, it seems that Kisty should be kept away from Victoria and the others, so as not to be distracted!

"Actually, you don't have to be afraid of fighting. Colleen's fighting power is impressive. Rooney is a boxer who has been delayed by football. The intimate activities of other young couples may be shopping or the like. The two of them must wear boxing gloves to fight each other."

Vardy generously said that it doesn't matter.

"Well, she's really strong in combat. We all scratch people with our nails, but she really hits with her fist!" When Kisti spoke, she could feel her shock at Colleen.

Vardy is about to cry, can we learn something better?

But in comparison, your lethality is greater, right?

When people hit with fists, at most it hurts a bit, and nothing happens;

You scratch with your fingernails, so that people are ashamed to go out to meet people...

After the candlelight dinner, Vardy wanted to do some exercise. Anyway, there are still a few days before England's first game, so it's okay!

But Kisti wanted to see the night view of the Baden Mountains, and Vardy's eyes lit up. Is this the rhythm of a field battle?

So Vardy went out with Kisti in a desperate manner.

But what made him want to cry was that the two of them really came out to enjoy the scenery, and they didn't do anything...

By the time we got back to the hotel, it was already midnight, and it was also a good time for exercising. How could Vardy let it go!

Holding Kisti in his arms, as soon as he walked to the door of the room in high spirits, Vardy felt something was wrong.

Why is there smoke coming out of this crack in the door?

It smells like something is burning!

Not only did I become suspicious, could it be that who the hell was grilling skewers in my room while I was away?

Crack, see if I don't clean you up!

He took out his room card and was about to open the door, but was stopped by Kisti with a serious face.

"Why stop me? I have to teach them a lesson, how dare they barbecue in my room! Don't worry, you think I can't beat them?" Vardy continued to open the door.

Kisti is almost speechless, what is in your head, why is your thinking never the same as others!

It's on fire, okay?

As soon as Vardy pushed open the door, thick smoke gushed out, almost drowning Vardy.

The first reaction is, how many things have you grilled, don't you know how to buy some smokeless charcoal!

But when he saw the flames burning in the house, he finally understood.

It turned out to be on fire!

After suddenly realizing it, he calmed down for less than a second, and Vardy jumped!

"Fire! Fire! . . . "

It was the first time in his life that he experienced such a hot thing, and Vardy couldn't calm down at all, just like when the bandit leader's crotch was on fire in Journey to the West.

Kisti grabbed Vardy and ran to the safe passage. It's this time, why are you still jumping around, don't run and wait for death!

Vardy's yell, like beating gongs and drums, woke up all the dreamers.

The English players heard someone yelling for fire in their sleep, and they didn't care about leaving. They rushed out under the quilt, and they didn't even care about their girlfriends having fun!

The hotel staff were dumbfounded. They saw a kind of naked man rushing out. There were not only men but also women. It was really a feast for the eyes!

But when they heard that there was a fire, they couldn't calm down anymore, so hurry up and put out the fire!

The shocking England players only wanted to cover their female companions at this time, and they all looked flustered.

Of course, someone's sneaky eyes always sneaked over everyone's female companions, which took a lot of advantage.

Vardy and Kisti are well dressed and stand out from the crowd, naturally attracting a lot of attention.

Vardy pretended to be a gentleman and tried not to look at the female companions of his teammates, but it was impossible for him not to look up. Coincidentally, he looked up and found that it happened to be the direction where Clancy and Crouch were standing.

Clancy was dressed in a piece of clothing, and was wrapped by Crouch with a bath towel he picked up at random. It was obvious that the two of them hadn't done anything good just now.

Clancy's feelings for Vardy are complicated, and she looked at Kisti who was standing next to Vardy and was a little lost.

And Crouch had a bad expression on his face, glaring at Vardy, wishing he could rush over and punch Vardy hard.

What about you, look at the yarn!

Don't look at my girlfriend with such obscene eyes!

If Vardy knew what Crouch was thinking at this time, Vardy would definitely laugh out loud!

Where is my wretched look?

Besides, I haven't seen your girlfriend's whole body, so what's all the fuss about!

cut!

The fire truck was quickly in place and extinguished the fire like peeing.

Fortunately, it was discovered in time, and the hotel's fire protection structure was good, and the damage caused was not large. Only Vardy's room and the two adjacent rooms were severely burned, and the rest were not affected.

At this time, everyone recalled that it seemed to be Vardy who shouted fire just now!

In an instant, everyone looked over gratefully, making Vardy feel a little overwhelmed!

You are such a good person!

If you hadn't woken us up, I'm afraid we would have been buried in flames!

You are such a good brother to me!

Thank you!

Vardy was very embarrassed. It is best to slip away quietly at this time. If you let them know that your room is on fire, you may not be burned alive, but you will be beaten to death by them.

Soon, the results of the investigation came out. Vardy played candlelight dinner in the room, but after he left, he did not extinguish the candle, which triggered a false alarm fire.

When they got the results of the investigation, everyone looked at Vardy with gritted teeth. If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, if it wasn't for them not wearing clothes and not suitable for strenuous exercise, I'm afraid they could rush over and kill Vardy.

But even so, this hotel can't stay, it's unlucky, everyone can only change hotels in the middle of the night, and go to the hotel where the wives are staying to check in again!

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