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Reporter: May I ask Mr. Scolari, if Quaresma and Cristiano Ronaldo fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first? Scolari: Of course, save Quaresma first, because Ronaldo will tightly hug Quaresma’s thigh, and he will follow, although I think Quaresma may kick him again and again. Go on… Quaresma said that he really only wants to play quietly, take the championship quietly, and quietly become the first person in the world football, but there are always a group of teasers around to prevent him from playing well. . I am also helpless!

There are two magpies in English football, one is Newcastle that everyone is familiar with, and the other is Notts County in the lower league. Rebirth served as the chairman of Notts County in 2001. With the superhuman vision to create an invincible division, after reaching the Champions League, he found that the future world football superstars are all in the youth training camp of Notts County. It’s cold in the height!

Liu Chuan came from a great family background with a well-known professor as a father and a successful businesswoman as a mother, who came from a wealthy family. What most of the world didn’t know, except for a selected few, was that he was also a first-class god in the country’s e-sports league. He had led his team to win many different competitions and was the only one in the country to lead their team to win the Annual Grand Slam. However one day, he had vanished unexpectedly and retired from the e-sports league for personal reasons. Later, he returned home when his school suspension period was almost over and he followed his parents’ wishes. He had to return to school to graduate and ended up having to stay at a dorm in room 301. Those who were into games or followed the e-sports community, all know or admired various professional players. However, what they didn’t expect was that one of their gods was just within arms reach, and even more so, a first-class one too. This is the first part of the god series. The first two parts have been finished. The plots do not affect each other. E-sport God Series 1 “The Strongest God” E-sport God Series 2 “God Level Summoner” E-sport God Series 3 “The King’s Return”

The selfless state of the Prince of Tennis, Shura Shinto… The wildness and ZONE in Kuroko’s basketball… The flame tornado and hot storm in Inazuma Eleven… Even among the four-wheel drive brothers, the triumphant assault tornado and lightning run… If you don’t even have a super power, what kind of sports do you practice?

Gao Han, a rookie coach from the countryside, dreams of becoming a professional head coach. He is alone in European football. After continuous hard work, he led the team to win major championships and eventually became a super coach!

Chinese fringe international Licado became the alien Ronaldo’s half-brother in 2002. This is a nearly omnipotent Ronaldo who has not been plagued by injuries. As a huge fan of Ronaldo, Licado is his biggest supporter? And when he himself picked up the Golden Globe for the first time said, “He [Ronaldo] didn’t lose to me, he wouldn’t lose to anyone,” . He just lost to time … ” Without a system, without a golden finger, rebirth is his greatest luck.

In 2045, when Ye Su led his team to win the honor of seven crowns for the Nth time and chose to retire from the position of Manchester United coach, he won a series of glorious and great titles: the greatest coach in football history, Old Tra Ford’s supreme king, Ferguson’s most perfect successor, champion harvester… And what Ye Su wants to say is: I am the savior of the Red Devils!

“ESPN didn’t rank you among the top ten power forwards this season, not because you are not strong enough, but because they think a player can sway opponents from beyond the three-point line to complete a breakthrough, hit the top five in the league with a three-pointer, and have comparable organizational skills A point guard who is able to rush all over the court at a fast pace. You are not considered a power forward except for your height, who is almost completely off the inside. What do you think of this?” Wayne was very innocent when facing the camera: “I am really an insider.”

Back to 94, the opening big Ben Wallace and the answer to Iverson, Richard’s story starts here. Jordan: “I’d rather face the Bad Boys Legion another hundred times, and don’t want to meet Richard’s gangster bastards! No, they are not bastards, they are devils!” O’Neill: “Don’t presume Richard in my face. After I retired, I became a policeman. The first thing is to catch Richard’s gang!” Kobe: “Richard is a demon, his coaching staff is, the players under his hands are still, all demon! Demon! Demon!” Durant: “I will never play Richard… true fragrance…” You can rest assured that you have finished the “NBA Mall”, “Violent Husband” and so on…

The new book "Sports Medicine: Starting from the Trail Blazers Veterinarian" has been released~ Jiang Hao returned to become an NBA player in 2011 and tied to the opponent's CBA system. Since then, the level of players who played against him has gradually become outrageous... Howard pushed Jiang Hao away, turned an empty basket into a layup, and transformed into Zhe Ling to eat cross-bridge rice noodles! Thompson Thompson is always possessed by Jay, dribbling on a fast break and hitting his foot out of bounds. Ray Allen missed three consecutive free throws? ? He looks very much like a Polish center. Curry pays tribute to the hand emperor and passes to the opponent? Irving layup butter hands.... James dunked on a fast break and missed the buzzer-beater to pay tribute to Zhang Zhenling? The first of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the NBA: Stars who play against rookie Jiang Hao will definitely suck! ! Fans: All beings are equal, Mr. Jiang, he is not strong, but he can pull opponents to the same starting line! Digital fans: What do you know, this is called a defensive stalwart! Kobe: This guy is cheating! Curry and Harden visited Mr. Jiang three times: Mr. Jiang!! Can you teach us defense? ? Jiang Hao: I am the Waterloo of all superstars! A generation of emperor father was born!

【Live broadcast + simulated crime + extreme sports + magic + all-round + invincible + cool article】 Chu Chen traveled to a parallel world and found himself a contestant of a simulated crime program! As long as he conducts relevant criminal activities according to the proposition given by the expert group and is not caught, he will have the opportunity to win the billion-dollar grand prize! When the program team gave the proposition: robbery! Seeing that other contestants were either robbing bags or robbing convenience stores, Chu Chen decided to take a different approach and directly chose to imitate extreme thieves, robbed a money transporter, and parachuted through the Swallow Cave! For a while, the whole network was boiling! "I asked you to rob, but you robbed a money transporter?" "What the hell are these eight challenges?" When the program team gave the proposition: theft! Chu Chen chose to use magic to steal the bank vault! When the program team gave the proposition: serial killer! Chu Chen directly transformed into Saw Shock to let people understand the true meaning of life! Watching Chu Chen's various imaginative criminal methods in the program, the program team panicked, and the whole world was shocked! "If he is a real criminal, the consequences will be disastrous!" - Chinese detective Li Changyu "A unique and peerless gangster, the most imaginative criminal genius in history!" - "Time" cover character "The eight extreme challenges he proposed, no one has been able to complete until now!" - People's Education Press history textbook, page 32, paragraph 1