Chapter 3 From Stupid to Crazy

When Han Shuo was thinking about it, he felt pain all over his body. The little witch Lisa was still beating him indiscriminately. Poor Han Shuo's body was so weak that he had just been hit on the bridge of the nose for the first time, and tears started to flow. It flowed out involuntarily, and after falling from the tree, he became even more dizzy with pain. He could only roll up into a ball on the ground, exposing the most fleshy part for Lisa to beat—such as the buttocks.

Just a while later, Han Shuo suddenly discovered a wonderful thing. A trace of demonic energy in his body just happened to swim to his buttocks. Where the demonic energy flowed, Lisa's feet kicked on it, and his buttocks felt uncomfortable. What a pain.

The original hot place, after being walked by the magic essence, also greatly reduced the pain, and there seems to be a kind of - very comfortable feeling.

Han Shuo felt inexplicable. He secretly said that the "solid" realm of this magic art is really "self-abuse". When he was thinking wildly, the trace of magic energy swam to his right hip, and then Lisa kicked it, which happened to land on the place where the magic energy was on Han Shuo's right hip.

"ah" "wow"

Two screams, one high and one ground, suddenly sounded, coming from Han Shuo and Lisa respectively. Lisa suddenly felt that Han Shuo's right hip was harder than a stone. Feet screamed.

Han Shuo felt that the place where Lisa was kicked not only didn't hurt at all, but also felt very comfortable, with pain all over his body. Suddenly, this comfortable feeling came from that place, which made Han Shuo involuntarily scream softly. He made a sound, and this soft "ah" seemed indescribable - obscene, as if...

"Brian, why are you idiots with rocks in your pants?"

Lisa shouted angrily while rubbing her crystal-like feet. Around Han Shuo and Lisa, there were also several female undead students at this time. With Han Shuo.

The nose no longer hurts so much, and the tears no longer flow uncontrollably. Han Shuo moved his body and started to do it on the grass. He rolled his eyes and found the magic apprentices Amy, Athena, and Li. Bella, who is also a junior magician, looked at herself angrily.

Murderous...

Compared with Lisa, Amy Athena Bella's three girls are much worse, they are all 16 or 17 year old girls. , The three girls are in a very bad mood now.

"Idiot, what are you looking at, say, why are there stones in your pants? It kicked Miss Ben's beautiful feet purple! Umm...it hurts."

Little Witch Lisa looked at Han Shuo coldly, and said proudly with her hands on her hips, but her left foot was on tiptoe, which looked a little weird.

"Idiot..." Han Shuo sneered in his heart, then looked blank, got up with a little difficulty, "Haha" smirking and said, "No, there are no stones in my pants!"

Turning his back and facing the four undead girls with his buttocks, Han Shuo unbuttoned his trousers as he spoke. Before the trousers were pulled down, four screams cut through the sky, followed by the sound of panicked footsteps.

"Brian, you idiot, put on my pants immediately, or I'll kill you!" Lisa hurriedly shouted loudly, but her voice was clearly panicked.

"Oh." Han Shuo replied foolishly, but he sneered in his heart. I can't deal with you young daisies.

After the man and the four women stood face to face again, Lisa stared at Han Shuo carefully, and then said angrily, "I won't bother with you about the hidden stones in the pants. , what are you going to do when you climb up the tree by my window in the middle of the night?"

"Haha!" After smirking twice, Han Shuo pointed to a tattered bag on top of the tree, and said of course, "Take that tattered bag down!"

"What kind of rubbish-rubbish-bag are you taking in the middle of the night?" Lisa felt like she was going to be mad.

shouted angrily.

At this moment, the junior magician Bella sighed softly and said to Lisa: "Hey, Lisa, can't you see now that this Brian is crazy? It looks like your 'wraith' I didn't kill him, I drove him crazy, what else do we care about with a lunatic?"

Athena seemed to be very sleepy, she covered her mouth and gave a sigh, and said, "Oh... I have class tomorrow, I'll go back to sleep first, Lisa-senpai, you can figure it out!"

Amy seemed to have some sympathy for Han Shuo. She glanced at Han Shuo silently, shook her head and sighed. Without saying anything, she and Bella turned and left.

If Han Shuo hadn't acted so stupidly, I'm afraid that in addition to Lisa, he would have to suffer the anger of these three girls. But since they were mentally abnormal, the three girls naturally wouldn't bother with the lunatic, so they let Han Shuo go and continued to go back and have a sweet dream.

After the three female students left, only Lisa and Hu Shuo were left. Lisa stared at Han Shuo for a while, and said coldly, "What are you doing, I'll find you in two days. Settling the account, I am tired today, if you dare to disturb my sleep again, I will not beat and kick, I will use magic to make you crazy again!"

After saying this, the little witch Lisa glared at Han Shuo again and walked away unnaturally. When she entered the door, she whispered, "It hurts, this idiot has stones in his pants. My Wraith is going crazy."

After Lisa entered, the place returned to silence. Han Shuo was also a little scared after seeing her enter. Fortunately, Lisa did not use undead magic, otherwise she would use the magic power of her junior magician to shoot another "wraith". , Han Shuo is probably going crazy.

At the end of the song, the people dispersed, and Han Shuo didn't stay here any longer.

After returning to the grocery store, I randomly pulled out the messy rubbish on the cot, and lay down and fell asleep.

the next day.

Han Shuo was sleeping soundly when the door of the grocery store was suddenly pushed open, and a loud cry of "Wow..." came.

Opening his sleepy eyes, Han Shuo turned around and saw a little fat man with short blond hair, dark blue left eye and wearing coarse clothes as a handyman. He pointed at Han Shuo with a panicked face, "You...you... . . ." He couldn't utter a complete sentence.

"Oh, it's Jack, what are you doing in my room?"

The fat little Jack, who is the same age as Brian, may be the reason for sharing the same illness. Jack is the only one in the undead family who treats Brian better. The little fat Jack's family was poor. Two years ago, his father, Jack, sent him to the Babylon Magic and Martial Arts Academy as a handyman, earning a few silver coins every month.

Although Jack and Brian were the same servants, they were not sold to the Babylon Academy, so they had personal freedom. Unlike Brian, who was a slave trader as a slave and sold him to the Babylon Academy of Magic and Martial Arts.

Because Jack is not a slave, although he also works as a handyman, he will also be bullied by the undead students, but these undead students will not treat him like Brian, and there will be beatings and scolding. Yes, but not as if he were a slave to live or die.

For a long time, Brian actually envy the little fat Jack, because the little fat Jack can eat enough without having to endure that kind of inhuman torture. And little fat Jack, only in Brian can he find any confidence, so the two are very close.

"Hoohoo, you scared me to death, Brian, you're not dead, that's great!"

"What's good, I'm starving to death, Jack, do you have anything to eat, if you have any, give it to me, I'll pay you back later!"

After saying these words, Han Shuo found that the little fat Jack didn't speak, and looked at him stupidly. The fat face was full of fat, and the small eyes like two soybeans were very strange. Han Shuo frowned and asked impatiently, "What's the matter, do I look good?"

Jack froze for a while, then looked at Han Shuo even more strangely, and said, "In all these years, you have never asked me for something to eat, you will only eat it if I give it to you. Besides, neither will you. Talk to me like you just did, Brian, I see something different about you!"

Surprised in his heart, Han Shuo secretly told Lisa and the others that they didn't see any difference in him. Unexpectedly, Jack, a fat idiot, could feel it from the very first sentence he said.

After thinking about it and recalling Brian's memories, Han Shuo realized that Brian basically didn't talk to the students of the undead department. But Brian and Jack would talk from time to time. Although Jack was talking about Brian listening most of the time, the two had been together for a long time, so it was no wonder that Jack could feel his difference so quickly.

After hitting a haha, Han Shuo smiled slightly and said, "I was hit by Lisa's 'Wraith' this time, and I almost died. After this incident, I feel that my life was not right, and I want to change myself. ."

Having said that, Jack breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and said, "So that's how it is, I thought you were hit by a 'wraith', and you became stupid!"

Han Shuo: "..."

"No, this is the black bread I've hidden, you can eat it. It's really good that you didn't die. At first everyone thought you were dead, and there was no new handyman for the time being, so they gave me your work. Well, I got up early in the morning and ran to you, I was in a hurry on the road, I accidentally bumped into Buck, and was beaten by him, even my left eye was blue!"

While handing a blackened piece of bread to Han Shuo, the fat little Jack happily said that it seemed that Jack was very happy not to be able to do Brian's work.

Looking at the cyan circle above Jack's left eye, Han Shuo took a bite of the black bread and said angrily, "Buck beat you up again, it's crazy, let's go, let's get revenge!"

Jack was startled, jumped up and grabbed Han Shuo, dragged Han Shuo with his body weight, and hurriedly said in surprise, "Brian, are you crazy, aren't we used to it? Buck is the magic of the undead. Apprentice, it's not the first time we've been beaten, he doesn't trouble us, we can already be happy, what revenge are we looking for him!"

With a cold snort, Han Shuo said, "Don't worry, I have a solution. I'm crazy. Now the students of the undead department should all know that I'm crazy. I'm fucking crazy. Who am I afraid of?"

Yelling, Han Shuo dragged Brian and walked out of the grocery store arrogantly. The magic energy in Han Shuo's body seems to be spinning even faster!