Chapter 446: 3 in 1
? Four forty in the morning.
duty room.
Nurse Wang Jia, chief resident Yu Yuan, and fellow trainee doctor Ma Yanlin who had just finished their marriage leave sat in front of an alcohol stove, watching Zhoushan salted fish boil fresh meat glutinous rice balls, their eyes were a little straight.
Ma Yanlin was tired.
Marriage is hard work, and life after marriage is... even harder.
Ma Yanlin stared blankly at the fresh meat glutinous rice balls, his mind went blank, and when he was twitching, he unconsciously scratched twice with his hands.
Yu Yuan and Wang Jia's eyes were straightened because of salted fish and fresh meat glutinous rice balls.
Especially Yu Yuan, who had been hungry all night, was even more indignant and said: "I think fresh meat glutinous rice balls are edible, but what is the purpose of cooking salted fish? Are you afraid that the soup is too delicious?"
"At least it's salty, it's better than salty glutinous rice balls in sweet soup." Wang Jia looked at the undulating glutinous rice balls in circles, his appetite continued to increase, and smelling the salty fish in the soup, his appetite continued to decrease.
"You can eat." Ma Yanlin said suddenly, his whole body seemed to be radiant, and encouraged himself: "If you are full, you will have strength, ten bowls of rice, one drop of blood!"
As he said that, Ma Yanlin took a piece of salted fish first, and started chewing it.
"Eat slowly, poor child, after you got married, the fire stopped at home, or what happened?" Yu Yuan watched Ma Yanlin eat, and suddenly felt less hungry.
Ma Yanlin muttered, "I don't have time to eat, it's either cold steamed buns or soaked noodles."
"It's so miserable? What are you doing after marriage?" Yu Yuan was incomparably astonished.
Ma Yanlin swallowed the crispy and soft fish bones in his mouth, stared at Yu Yuan, and said, "What do you think?"
Yu Yuan thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized: "I said..."
"yes."
"We cut the testicles of a patient yesterday." Yu Yuan cheerfully changed the subject: "The reason turned out to be... What do you think is the reason?"
Ma Yanlin's whole body tensed up, and he silently put down his chopsticks.
"It's because his wife can dance...hahahaha..." Yu Yuan laughed three times.
Hahahahahaha...
At the end of the corridor, there was also laughter.
After layers of sound absorption, the laughter becomes soft and soft, stiff and distant.
Wang Jia shrank his shoulders obviously: "Is it Echo? Echo is so far away?"
"Where is there such a slow echo." Yu Yuan's expression became serious, she looked down at the time, and said, "Four forty-four in the morning."
"Forty-four...cents?" Wang Jia repeated, and whispered, "What a coincidence, forty... Alibaba and forty thieves?"
"The four extra are the dead thieves?" Ma Yanlin stood up with a smile, wiped his mouth, and said, "Go and see, there is no one in the ward, even if it is..."
"Hahahaha..." The woman's laughter flew out from the more ethereal air.
Ha ha……
Hahaha……
Ma Yanlin's face changed slightly, and he stopped.
"What's wrong?" Yu Yuan asked.
"We people at the seaside are sometimes a bit particular. Usually when we encounter this kind of thing, a man like me who has just married is not suitable to come forward." Ma Yanlin laughed twice, turned and sat back Arriving at the alcohol stove, I scooped up a bowl of soup and sipped it to keep it warm.
Wang Jia asked: "Why? Is it because the yang energy is not strong?"
"It's too cruel to die because you just got married." Ma Yanlin raised his head and said something, and started to drink the soup again.
Yu Yuan also fell silent, and said for a while, "It's a pity that I don't have black donkey dung in my hand."
Ma Yanlin, who was drinking soup, couldn't help but put down the soup bowl in his hand: "Most people use black donkey hooves."
"That's a rumor. It's just because the black donkey's hoof is stained with black donkey dung, so it is said that the black donkey's hoof can ward off evil spirits." Yu Yuan said solemnly: "I have studied the history of this aspect, and I think the earliest use Yes, it’s all black donkey dung.”
"I don't believe it. If black donkey dung is useful, who would use black donkey hooves? Aren't you afraid of spending money?"
"Of course the people who are invited to do things are not afraid. If they want to use black donkey hooves, you have to kill the donkey. After killing the donkey, don't you have the nerve to not give them meat?" Yu Yuan looked at him with an expression of seeing through everything. Deep in the corridor of the hospital, he said: "The same is true for black dog blood."
Ma Yanlin was stunned: "You have really studied it."
"yes."
"Then what's the best strategy to deal with this kind of thing?"
"Oh... just hide." Yu Yuan shrank back to the stove and said, "In horror movies, the most curious ones die the most."
boom.
As soon as Yu Yuan finished speaking, someone knocked hard on the door.
A little nurse rushed in excitedly: "The patient is awake."
"What?" Ma Yanlin raised his head, his face pale.
The little nurse was very disgusted with his expression, she looked away, and said: "Dr. Ling performed the operation yesterday. The husband and wife of the Chinese Medicine University are now awake. By the way...Dr. Ling hasn't come yet?"
"Doctor Ling is coming soon." Yu Yuan explained, and then asked: "The patient wakes up when he wakes up, why is it so noisy?"
"Probably because the whole family of the patient is a doctor, so I thought it was an unexpected surprise." The little nurse recalled it, but was full of excitement, and said: "Listening to their chat, I feel so sad, I feel like I'm going to die, I felt that I couldn’t wake up, and I was afraid that the sequelae would be too serious. I didn’t expect to wake up in less than 24 hours, and the data was very good... The doctor in the ICU said that I can transfer to the general ward after staying for two more days.”
Yu Yuan breathed a sigh of relief: "Where are the family members of the patient laughing?"
"They are sitting in the conversation room." The little nurse whispered, "Director Tao opened the door."
Yu Yuan was surprised: "Director Tao hasn't gone back to bed yet?"
"I just came here. I heard that Director Tao often sleeps on the sofa. Before dawn, he has to buy breakfast for his wife. Sometimes in order to sleep in bed, he hurried to sleep after watching the news broadcast. The next day at three or four o'clock in the morning. I can't sleep anymore, so I came to the hospital..." The little nurse was gossiping casually.
Wang Jiating's eyes glowed: "Director Tao still has such a dark history?"
"What black history, this is what is happening. So, it is not surprising that Director Tao came to work this morning."
"Based on this calculation, Director Tao and our wake-up time are about the same." Ma Yanlin felt happy when he thought about it.
Yu Yuan has been working the longest, so she laughed when she heard it: "Don't spread the word, Director Tao always rides a bicycle when he goes home at night, and he is still on the road during the news broadcast time."
"So...then he doesn't buy breakfast for his wife?"
Ling Ran said with certainty: "Of course it's impossible. The breakfast shop is not open when Director Tao wakes up. He usually starts making breakfast for his wife at three or four in the morning, steamed buns, boiled tofu, etc... ..."
"Make tofu nao by yourself?"
"Yes. Director Tao's hand is a coincidence. When he was young, he underwent emergency appendicitis surgery. At that time, our hospital still had a lot of emergency cases for appendicitis. Director Tao could complete one case in fifteen minutes."
Ma Yanlin was fascinated when he heard it, and sighed: "I don't know when I will be able to reach Director Tao's level."
"It's coming soon." Yu Yuan smiled, and said again: "Doctor Ling."
"Doctor Ling?" The little nurse with her back to the door almost jumped up.
Wang Jia also lowered her head, straightened her hat, and then she showed her best smile and headed towards the door.
Ling Ran nodded to several people and asked, "Is there something going on?"
"The patient is awake." The little nurse rushed to repeat the information she had said.
"Just wake up." Ling Ran smiled and said, "Then let's go round the ward."
"Doctor Ling." Yu Yuan called him quickly, and said, "Let's go to the interview room as well."
Yu Yuan is full of responsibility at this moment.
Doctors, patients and family members are second only to teachers, patients and family members.
Of course, the family of professors of the University of Chinese Medicine belongs to the top of the top.
Even if it was more than four o'clock in the morning, Yu Yuan felt that she should not be neglected.
Ling Ran didn't care, and said, "Then go to the interview room first."
As he spoke, he pulled off a new white coat, turned around and left first.
In the corridor, the long laughter was even more terrifying.
In particular, the laughter is not continuous, but after a while, there is a burst of laughter, and after a while, there is another wave of laughter.
The small conversation room was already crowded with no less than 20 people.
The patient's family members and relatives and friends were chatting happily.
"Director Tao." Yu Yuan said hello and gave up Ling Ran's position.
"Ling Ran?" Director Tao smiled in surprise, and laughed more confidently: "Everyone, this is our chief surgeon, Dr. Ling Ranling. Dr. Ling does rounds in the early morning every day, and it is very hard."