I Am Quaresma

Chapter 23 Even Teammates Wear Crotch

After the extra training, Quaresma returned to the villa on his own bicycle.

When passing by the community stadium, Quaresma saw a group of elementary school students happily chasing a black and white elf on the field. The sweat and joy on their faces reminded Quaresma of the days when he played football when he was a child .

I really want to join them.

But with his current abilities, he seemed to be a bit of a bully.

--"Shock! Beast! Professional players abuse and cry elementary school students on the field! "

Bullying primary school students, this infamy can not afford to bear.

Smiling, he got on his bicycle and prepared to continue walking back.

Suddenly, Quaresma paused again, his mind spinning rapidly.

Since watching game videos by yourself can increase teamwork ability, will watching children's games by yourself also increase teamwork ability?

You know, children are the most creative, maybe they will give themselves more inspiration!

So thinking of this, Quaresma turned over and got off the car, pushed the bicycle to the sidelines, squatted aside, and watched with great interest the elementary school students' game that didn't have much technical content.

Then, Quaresma's intermittent exclamations came from the sidelines.

"Stop the ball and stretch out 20 meters, you are amazing!"

"You were hit by a plane, the plane is about to cry, okay?"

"If you step on this bicycle, the pedals will fly!"

 …

After watching it for a while, Quaresma's laughter never stopped. He felt that this group of elementary school students probably couldn't bring himself any improvement.

Open the attribute list and confirm it.

In the next second, Quaresma froze there with a mournful expression.

Teamwork ability -0.01.

I go!

What the hell is this?

I just watched it for a few minutes, and the ability to cooperate with the team has actually degraded!

The elementary school monk is indeed very social, and he can't be provoked!

Quaresma got on his bicycle and ran away.

He was afraid that if he continued to stay here for a long time, his teamwork ability would become negative.

Back home, Quaresma, who had lingering fears, plunged into the indoor theater and frantically watched the game video.

I want to cry but have no tears. Is it easy to cooperate with a team after working hard?

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Over the weekend, the new season of the Portuguese Super League finally kicked off.

Porto's first opponent is Braga, and Porto will go away to challenge their opponents.

Quaresma has no doubts that he will enter the squad and the starting list.

Del Neri would be absolutely crazy if he put his team's absolute hero who won the Portuguese Super Cup on the bench.

The strength of the opponent is not bad, even Quaresma knows this very well. Last season, Braga won the fifth place in the Portuguese Super League and won the UEFA Cup place this season.

Perhaps last season, Porto abused Braga as much as they wanted. Considering Porto's current state, being able to retreat from the away game is the greatest success.

Quaresma always felt that Del Neri was too optimistic, or that he was too confident in his tactics, which was a typical example of idealism, but he didn't know what was actually going on.

Well, these things are not for me as a young player to worry about, let's play my game well.

The 30,000 seats in the Braga Municipal Stadium were packed. The first league game faced the defending champions. Braga fans were looking forward to a magical victory.

During the warm-up, Quaresma observed the opponent's players from time to time. After watching the opponent's game video these days, Quaresma knew that the opponent was not easy to deal with.

"How about we play a game of scrambling and the loser does push-ups?" Diego suggested.

Anyway, it was just a boring warm-up, as long as Del Neri did not interfere, it would be the same in any way, so a group of people resolutely formed a circle.

Then, everyone stared there wide-eyed...

There is no one in the circle, what a steal!

"Ricardo, you go!" Meirelles yelled with a smirk.

Quaresma wanted to take off his socks and smoke him.

With his 18-point defense, it is estimated that he will be able to grow old in no time.

Anyway, he didn't go if he was killed, even if his teammates were booing in every possible way, Quaresma just pretended not to see him.

"Okay, Jose, let's go!" Meirelles dragged the reluctant Bosingwa into the circle.

In fact, this game is monkey sliding, and there is not much technical content, but it is quite interesting to play, especially when the players in it are slid too far to find the north.

Perhaps it was because Quaresma did not end, so Meirelles and Bosingwa both quietly discussed, and they will target Quaresma together in a while, and they must let him do a few push-ups.

Quaresmar didn't know that he was being targeted, and he had no psychological pressure. This kind of game was almost not difficult for him. With his skills, if he robbed alone, he would be slipped to doubt his life.

Soon, Maniche passed the ball to Quaresma. Before Quaresma got the ball, Bosingwa, who was the closest, had rushed over aggressively. His posture seemed like if Quaresma If the horse doesn't give him the ball, he will die with Quaresma.

Quaresma couldn't help laughing, you used your momentum to the right place, if you can guarantee such a fighting spirit in the game, which winger is your opponent?

However, Bosingwa's rush obviously couldn't make Quaresma flustered. He pulled the ball and turned around halfway, and the ball passed with his right foot along the back of his left foot, and directly passed between Bosingwa's legs. Turning around again, Bosingwa's interception was perfectly dodged.

See also wearing crotch!

Before Meireles rushed to take advantage, Quaresma had passed the ball to Diego, and the danger was far away.

Quaresma's understated dexterity and extraordinary movements made his teammates marvel. The movements may not be too difficult, but I am afraid that there are not many people who can do it in one go like Quaresma.

Seeing Bosingwa being ravaged like this, the teammates laughed heartlessly.

At this time, Bosingwa was still confused. He didn't even see the ball at the first time. He didn't know that he might have been tricked until the ball passed through his crotch. At that time, he was not well.

It's just a monkey, are you going to amplify the move directly?

I am a teammate, not an opponent!

Even your teammates wear crotch, do you want to be so crazy?

I just strangle you to death!

Bosingwa pretended to be very angry, grabbed Quaresma by the neck, and threatened fiercely: "If you dare to pass through my shield again, I will kill you!"

Quaresma didn't care about his teammate's jokes at all, and threatened Bosingwa with a smile, "If you dare to come over and grab me, I will continue to wear your crotch. Believe me, I have a hundred ways to wear your crotch. , do you want to try them all?"

Bosingwa was instantly terrified. If he was pierced by Quaresma again, he might as well be stuck in the ground!

He didn't feel that Quaresma was scaring him at all, even recently Quaresma didn't show much fancy footwork, but played as concisely and efficiently as possible, but Quaresma has always left Everyone's impression is to play tricks, and this is not an impression that can be erased in a few games.

As a result, Quaresma has become a black hole here. As long as his teammates pass the ball to him, Bosingwa and Meirelles simply give up and do not grab his ball at all, for fear of being played by various tricks.

This is very sad, until the end of the warm-up time, Bosingwa and Meireles did not grab the ball, and they were slipped and almost died.

Nima, never play this broken game again!

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