Chapter 509 What's Wrong with This Shit Stick, Isn't It Right?

"See you in 2003, come on in 2004!"

"Leave 2003 and usher in 2004, 2004, I hope to spend it with everyone!"

"In the coming year, I will make more good movies for everyone. I hope you will continue to support me..."

"May the company be as lush and lush as the vegetation in spring, and wish everyone in the company be as carefree as swimming fish, and wish..."

"In the new year, make great plans..."

"..."

Time passed day by day.

The end of 2003 came to an end, and a new chapter in 2004 ushered in.

At the moment when twelve o'clock in the middle of the night just ended, countless words of wishes and short microblog articles of blessings appeared on Weibo in an instant.

Wei Changjun, Li You, Zhang Tong, Wei Lai, Zheng Jianguo...

These well-known celebrities from all walks of life also issued a summary review of 2003 and expectations for 2004.

In the early morning of January 1st, a tornado of reviews and wishes erupted on the entire Weibo. This tornado ravaged the entire entertainment circle, and almost even some well-known directors and stars in the entertainment circle followed suit.

In the morning, the pages and daily newspapers of the major entertainment circles were filled with blessings from the stars, it was very lively.

However, the only thing that makes netizens feel strange is that Lu Yuan's Weibo is always empty.

Still no news.

"Strange, this wave of heat, how come there are two dogs missing?"

"Yeah, Er Gouzi, the king of heat, why have you been so quiet for more than ten days? This is so unaccustomed..."

"It's a new year, shouldn't Er Gouzi post on Weibo to express or express emotion? Why is there nothing?"

"Is it brewing?"

"possible……"

"Don't worry, with Er Gouzi's pissing nature, the current silence is just for a better outbreak. It is impossible for Er Gouzi not to show up on such an important day.

"

"That's right, I also feel that this guy is brewing something, everyone, wait slowly, the finale or something, aren't they all the last ones to come up?"

"You guys pretend first, after you guys finish pretending, I'll pretend again..."

"Don't worry, let the bullets fly?"

"Hahaha."

"..."

Although Lu Yuan did not appear in this hot wave of reviews and blessings, the discussion about Lu Yuan has never stopped, and the jokes are quite lively.

Everyone is very used to Lu Yuan's behavior of being quiet for a while, and then suddenly appearing and performing a series of slapstick operations.

With Lu Yuan's temper, how could he let other people cover his brilliance?

I definitely don't want to. I must be brewing some new operation. As for when it will suddenly come out, I don't know.

tentatively……

Is this a surprise?

Still, something is weird.

On January 1st, Lu Yuan was always quiet during the day, and everyone thought that Lu Yuan would make trouble at night.

But, it's weird...

At about eleven o'clock in the evening, everyone still didn't see the news of Lu Yuan.

Is it ready to pinch and come again?

Pretending to be at twelve o'clock?

……………………………

Huaxia Southeast Entertainment News.

"Has his Weibo been updated?"

"No, not yet..."

"It's 11:30, why hasn't it been updated? Is there any other news?"

"Well... I checked the Internet just now, and there is no other news about Lu Yuan, even if there is, it is the news before..."

"Huh? What does this mean? In the past ten days, Lu Yuan has no other news?"

"No……"

"Strange."

"Editor, what should we do?"

"Keep waiting!"

"Wait? It's almost twelve o'clock, Lu Yuan probably won't make any news..."

"Lu Yuan never plays cards according to common sense, wait another half an hour..."

"it is good."

………………………

"Entertainment News Major Events" studio.

twelve o'clock.

"not yet?"

"No……"

"It's weird, it's already twelve o'clock, why is there no news yet? Is this guy really pretending to be like a netizen? No, when is it going to be at twelve o'clock? Wait Wait! This is too pretty."

"Yeah, it's strange..."

"It's weird, it's really weird..."

"Then... what should we do?"

"Keep waiting!"

"Wait? Wait any longer..."

"What are you afraid of? We will stay up all night today. We must grab the latest news..."

"..."

……………………

Joaquin.

Insomnia, Han Lu stared at Lu Yuan's Weibo.

Brush it almost every few minutes.

However, until two or three o'clock in the morning, Han Lu still did not see the latest news.

Everything is calm.

It's even disturbingly calm.

Han Lu couldn't believe it.

Why hasn't Lu Yuan tweeted yet?

Now the overall box office of "A Chinese Journey to the West" has started to go downhill after half a month of booming. At this time, shouldn't he appear in a wave of advertisements, or do some showmanship to boost the box office?

Billion!

Lu Yuan doesn't want the record of China's first billion-dollar box office director?

This is not scientific!

In fact, the more Han Lu thought about it, the more painful he felt.

He actually wanted to post a wave of hot searches on Weibo today. He had prepared all kinds of resources, and was waiting for the right time to cooperate with "City Fortress" to hype.

to him……

wrong!

Not for him, but for the entire "City Fortress" crew, this timing is very important.

Lu Yuan is a variable!

Yes!

Lu Yuan, the shit-stirring stick, is pretty good in everything else, but he likes to suddenly run over to grab the heat when people are ready to bomb the headlines in high spirits, and then make the guy who bombed the headlines tragically leave the scene by slapping him in the face.

This is not the first time Lu Yuan has done this kind of operation!

In other words, during this year, this guy often likes to do this!

How many people in the entertainment industry have never suffered such a loss?

How many have not had such a tragedy?

but……

Some things are just that weird.

Therefore, the "City Fortress" team and Han Lu were all prepared to wait until Lu Yuan came to make a show, and then when the heat gradually subsided, they would bomb again.

This is what they call timing.

but……

People are not as good as God.

"Fuck! Why don't you come to show the operation? Damn, if you don't come again, it will be dawn!"

"Lu Yuan, are you crazy? Everyone is preparing for the new year. Why don't you post on Weibo?"

"Are you targeting me on purpose?"

"Impossible... No! It can't be aimed at me!"

"Wait a little longer."

When the white belly gradually appeared in the sky, Han Lu suddenly irrationally cursed at the computer with dark circles under his eyes.

The usual weak, gentle and refined appearance is completely gone.

Not only him, but his team is also quite speechless.

His team has been going to "Remote" Entertainment every few hours to inquire about the latest news, but apart from Wang Xiaoyang joining "Remote" Entertainment as a new artist of "Remote" Entertainment, other aspects have always been calm and scary.

"Is there... really no news?"

"This...how about waiting another day?"

"Well, wait..."

"No, how did this shit stirrer change its urine?"

……………………………

January 2nd.

The entertainment industry is always quiet.

There has never been any news about Lu Yuan. Instead, the premiere of an American movie called "Brokeback Mountain" exploded.

But no matter how popular Laomei is, it has nothing to do with Huaxia.

It is impossible for a film like "Brokeback Mountain" to be released in China, after all, the plot in it really does not conform to the mainstream aesthetics of the public.

There was a premiere on Taiwan Island in China, but the box office seemed mediocre, and it didn't make any waves at all.

Of course, these things are not what the entire Huaxia entertainment circle cares about.

The thing that made the entire Chinese entertainment industry care about was that Lu Yuan really didn't have time to step on it.

everything is……

Scary?

Then……

A mess of rumors appeared on the Internet at some point. Some people said that Lu Yuan was sick, some said that Lu Yuan had a cold and was hospitalized, and some people said that Lu Yuan was really exhausted and there was nothing hot to speculate on.

In short, all kinds of eye-popping rumors are bombarding the entertainment industry like a plague. When various newspapers saw that they could not find the latest news about Lu Yuan, they immediately used their ability to read pictures and make up stories. What hospital, what ward, what U.S……

There are various versions of the story.

These versions also hit the headlines in the entertainment industry for several days. There is a feeling that Lu Yuan is not in the entertainment industry, but the entertainment industry has always been his legend.

But……

Lu Yuan himself never came forward to respond, and even Weibo was never updated.

On January 5th, Han Lu and his team really couldn't bear this inexplicable sense of tension, and finally announced the official start of filming of "City Fortress". At the same time, they also spent a lot of money to buy countless traffic and various Hot news in the big entertainment industry...

After spending a series of efforts on resources and deliberate hype, "City Fortress" made headlines in the entertainment circle in Han Lu's uneasy state of mind, occupying the most popular portals...

After making the headlines, Han Lu and his team felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy, and continued to wait for any unexpected situation that Lu Yuan would be born.

This made all the media and netizens feel like hell.

We have waited for such a long time, and we are looking forward to your show operation. We have been waiting for such a long time...

result?

No news at all?

What the hell!

What are you doing?

What the hell!

Suddenly reclusive?

This is not scientific!

One day passed!

After Han Lu saw that his hot spot was still on the headlines, he was a little dazed and wiped his eyes in disbelief.

Then……

He felt like crying with excitement.

Lu Yuan this guy!

not coming!

Did not come over to snipe him!

Could it be that my time is coming?

People are in good spirits on happy occasions!

Under the excitement, Han Lu actually felt a little bit out of strength in his body, and felt a little...

Dizziness and anemia?

Not only was he not sad, but he was ecstatic!

Hurry up to the hospital to have a look, open a certificate and post on Weibo, otherwise, what if you are diagnosed as normal?

When he was successfully diagnosed with mild anemia, he posted on Weibo without saying a word, and spent money to brush a large amount of traffic.

Han Lu laughed.

Hey……

My life is so lonely and boring...

……………………………

Lu Yuan really quit the circle?

Of course it is possible.

Why so low-key?

All right……

The headlines in the entertainment circle don't have any, not even a trace of attraction to Lu Yuan.

He has some salty fish.

After the recording of "A Bite of China" was completed, he has been obsessed with psychology every night recently, and he has become a little unable to extricate himself.

At the same time, as the weather got colder and colder, Lu Yuan found that he couldn't get out of bed anymore...

He stayed in the company and stayed in bed every day until nine o'clock before yawning when Wang Jinxue knocked helplessly on the door.

The first thing he did when he got up was look at the calendar on the wall.

This year's Chinese New Year falls on February 14th.

New Year's Eve...

Um!

There is still more than a month to go.

Unlike other conscientious and diligent people in the company, Lu Yuan is like an employee, wishing that the company would have an early holiday every day so that he could go home for the New Year.

He felt that his aura was really incompatible with the company.

He even planned to give all the employees of the company a one-month vacation this Chinese New Year, and come back to work again in March.

He also wants to...

Be a salted fish!

However, the tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop...

CCTV's Zhou Xianzu came to the company with director Li Mingrui.

Today's Spring Festival Gala is in charge of director Li Mingrui.

Li Mingrui is full of ambitions, and hopes to make a big move in this year's Spring Festival Gala.

There is even an idea to change the theme song of the Spring Festival Gala!

so……

How could he let Lu Yuan go?

( = )