Shennong, Who Returned From Xiu Xian

Chapter 813 Battle of Phoenix City (6)

If he is a woman, such a dress can be described as beautiful, if he is a loli, such a dress can be described as cute.

It's a pity that he is not a woman, let alone Miss Lolita, who represents justice and love. He is a man, a pure man who can no longer be a man. There are stubble like steel nails, large pores, and a face full of flesh. There are clusters of hair in the creaking nest, black patches on the chest, and a black forest seems to be wrapped around the two thighs.

Some people felt their stomachs were overwhelmed, some people's eyes and mind suffered 10,000 points of critical damage, some people wanted to cry but had no tears, some people closed their eyes, and there were tears in the corners of their eyes.

But more people don't know what language to use and what facial expressions to express their complicated and sad emotions.

What is he going to do? What on earth is he going to do!

No one knew why he did this, why he was so thick-skinned, it was almost comparable to the outer wall of Phoenix City, not only could it protect the buildings behind it, but it also had the effect of injuring the enemy.

Sometimes, the harm caused by implanting a psychological shadow on others is far greater than the physical devastation.

At the same time, the Phoenix Command Center, Archimonde, and the staff and staff of the Third Army also watched the scene outside Thor's cockpit in real time through the front-line intelligence shared by the data link system. It's a mess, just like the frontline soldiers, who can't figure out what's going on, what kind of stimulation did that 250 get to play on the battlefield...or is it a femme fatale?

A small number of people couldn't help but glanced at Colonel Don Quixote of the Logistics Support Department, thinking that maybe only that person could understand why Howson did this.

Archimonde has always been calm. From the beginning of the war to the present, no matter whether it is an advantaged situation or a disadvantaged situation, he has been very calm. Standing there like an unmoving stone pillar, it props up the tall house and stabilizes the mansion. Give confidence and courage to all the soldiers of the Third Army.

However, at a time like this. Seeing such a picture, the calm was broken.

Although the expression on Archimonde's face was not exciting, it was also puzzled and bewildered.

He could calculate many things and understand many mysteries, but he never thought that the person who brought the troops of the three tribes to fight with him for a long time was a lunatic.

Yes. He defeated a lunatic, beat a lunatic until he ran away with his head in his arms, cried for his father and mother, and even fell ill at the last moment, and danced hotly on the spot.

He is a general,

Is it worth celebrating to outwit a madman on the battlefield? Not worth celebrating! Is this surprising? No surprise at all!

So, this is a humiliation to him.

It was someone who took the opportunity of humiliating Howson to humiliate him!

Howson had lost the battle and deserved to be punished. So there was a scene in front of me. On the battlefield, facing thousands of troops, put on women's attire. Singing a very silly song and dancing an equally silly dance, obviously, as a means of punishment.

It was this kind of punishment that humiliated Howson on the surface, but also slapped him in the face from the side, mocking his incompetence.

Archimonde was very smart, and almost no one in the hall thought of the deep meaning of this matter, but he thought of it. I also know who the person who punished Howson was.

He's here... Tang Fang is here.

Because only he can play with Howson like this. Because only he would announce his arrival in this way. Declare war on him by the way.

Archimonde was dazed at first, but slowly turned into anger. No matter how repressed he was, it was inevitable that he would show some unnaturalness. The staff below noticed him, and they became angry and hated together.

The counterfeit Lolita on the big screen who couldn't even zip up her back, whose feet could tear her boots, and who was dancing hotly without shame was clearly humiliating and mocking them.

Angry officers at the front generally thought similarly.

They only thought that this was a person with no integrity, and used no integrity to prove that they were an incompetent army. They didn't think of the meaning behind this incident like Archimonde --- that People are coming, and the person Archimonde tried his best to defeat is just the hot dancing puppet under the spotlight.

In fact, Howson is not only dancing, he is also singing, and the more he sings, the more energetic he becomes, the more he forgets himself, the expression of shame is no longer visible on his face, but he looks like he is enjoying himself, intoxicated in his own world, in this war Flying, gunpowder and smoke filled the sky and the earth, radiating its own light and heat.

The water swayed.

The wind wheel spreads.

on the touching fingertips.

A blue current flows.

Just staring at each other.

Loneliness accelerates and falls in an instant.

I like you so much.

Like a transparent pearl.

Tears float in the universe.

It's okay even if it's a tragedy.

I want to walk with you.

...

Many people couldn't understand what he was singing, and those who understood had all their hairs stand on end, feeling like they were being raped.

Ears have holes too, don't they?

Churchill plugged the two ear holes with cotton balls, and felt better, then raised his head to look at Captain Tang who was smiling sinisterly on the screen of the communicator, and swallowed the saliva in his throat...Ear plugs, heart plug.

He finally knew why Tang Yun liked to tease people so much, and where did the attributes of the unscrupulous little sister come from. This is completely a family inheritance. As for Tang Lin, he also had the answer to convince himself that Tang Lin was a proliferative hybrid, and strictly speaking, he was out of the category of human beings, so it was normal for his personality to be affected to a certain extent.

When he, Howson, Byron, Aros, and Roy rushed to "Cabretto" on a special operations transport ship, Howson made a habit of talking nonsense, teasing Tang Fang for being the most black-bellied, and always likes to play tricks. These conspiracies and tricks are not manly at all. The so-called man must use dignified means to defeat the enemy.

Tang Fang didn't bother with Hao Sen, and directly gave them a chance to prove himself.

Then, they lost, and they lost completely.

As punishment, Captain Tang put on a wig and a short skirt for Howson, so that he could be seen by everyone. Transforming into a fake mother, it shocked everyone's attention.

Howson did not become an upright man, but an upright fake woman.

He mocked Tang Fang by not being a man. It turned out to be like this after a few hours.

Churchill searched every corner of his mind, but couldn't find anyone as cunning as Captain Tang. But he is also so cunning that people have nothing to say and no reason to choose.

Fighting first, attacking later --- using the opponent's way to kill the opponent itself is always something that can not be criticized, isn't it?

He saw the malice on Tang Fang's face, as well as the undisguised schadenfreude, and he was glad that he didn't talk too much at that time. Even if he was selected as a lieutenant by Howson, he did not show the same arrogance as that bastard in front of Captain Tang. Otherwise, I am afraid that the Thor cockpit is not a single puppet, but a pair of perverts.

"This idiot." Churchill sighed, thinking that Hao Sen had vowed to play a big game, and Tang Fang pushed the boat along the way and gave up the battlefield of Phoenix City to the two of them. I am afraid that at that time, the two of them would have fallen into him. in the pit.

Tang Fang smiled and said, "Is he an idiot?"

Churchill said obediently: "And me."

Tang Fang narrowed his eyes and said, "You are so good."

He suddenly felt like a light was on his back. A chill rose in my heart, and I didn't dare to entangle with Captain Tang on the question of who is an idiot, so I quickly changed the subject and said, "If Li Ziming and the others know Howson..."

The voice did not fall. Tang Fang over there took over the conversation: "Such a wonderful performance, of course, has to be broadcast live to be worthy of Hao Sen's efforts."

"..." Churchill had a black line on his forehead, imagining the psychological feelings of the crew of the "Angel" seeing such a scene. What would he think of those younger brothers whom Howson had taken in at Gypsy? What would Li Ziming think, what would the chief cook think?

"Did you already design all this when Howson boasted?"

Tang Fang raised his eyebrows: "Of course not."

Churchill stared into his eyes for a while, and said, "It's your fault."

"My Lady, I'm telling the truth."

"I don't believe in Our Lady, and... I know you don't either."

"..." This time it was Tang Fang's turn to be speechless, like meddling in the Arradelle coup. It caused Elena to board his thief ship, just like going to "Georgia" to save people. When he came back, he got an Ipsilon spaceship, so everyone thought that he had premeditated doing such a thing. It's really not...

Until the two were surrounded by the 1386 Armored Brigade and the 1365 Armored Brigade, he didn't have such an idea. It was only later that he had an idea and came up with an idea. The Tao also treats the body of the person, so why not do it?

"Balala energy, Shaluoshaluo, Xiaomoxian's whole body has changed." Of course, it was his mischievous mischief. As for those women's clothes, they were actually Tang Yun's props for spoofing Freya back then, and he confiscated them and threw them into it. The system space is now being used by Howson.

He originally wanted Howson to cover the song of the Galaxy Enchantress, at least everyone is familiar with it, but after thinking about it carefully, Charlotte Quinn was good to him, and it was really inappropriate to abuse her song like this, so he could only find out the time Looking at the old photo albums in the phone, I found a song that carried memories and feelings.

"Are you going to make him jump like a fool?"

"Look at how joyously he dances. It seems that he is getting more and more devoted to his new role... Feminism is a good way to play. Do you want to make a combination?"

"..." Churchill shuddered: "What are you going to do?"

"I thought of a good name, and it's called the War Diva Cultivation Project. What do you think?"

Churchill wanted to commit suicide: "The plan to develop a war singer? I think it is a plan to develop a war man... Uncle Tang, please spare us poor people, or you will ruin it one day." .”

"Is it that serious?" He didn't have the slightest awareness of this unscrupulous thought.

"Yes, the consequences are serious."

"But look, the effect is really outstanding." He was talking about the battlefield situation. Since Uncle Howson's transformation, the offensive of the two armored brigades has suddenly weakened a lot, which is a psychological tactic.

Of course, he did not explain the deeper meaning to Churchill.

Although Howson was completely humiliating himself, and he couldn't blame others at this point, but the two of them were his partners after all, and now they were defeated by Archimonde, who was the leader. More or less, there will be a bit of discomfort.

Howson and Churchill suffered a defeat, and then paid the due price, and the grievances between them were settled. But the grievances between the third army and the two are over. Archimonde's rift with him is still there.

He believed that the other party could understand his declaration of war.

Churchill said, "No, no. No, it's really not good to do that."

"I remember you have an ideal, um, is it to become a great actor?"

"No, you must have heard it wrong." The artilleryman's head shook like a rattle: "I have never had such a great ideal. I only hope that I can eat and die under your hands and spend the rest of my life carefree." He even used honorifics.

"Is that so..." Tang Fang fell silent.

Churchill remained silent, the heart said. As long as you don't ask him to be Howson's partner, as for the others? Let them wish for luck.

After about 3 breaths, Tang Fang suddenly said, "Well, here we are, the show can begin."

arrive? What's here?

He raised his head and was about to look at the external environment when he heard a bang, a violent shock came from under the seat, and the early warning equipment issued a harsh alarm sound.

Behind the laser drill tank, the figures of a dozen Elsa gunships have jumped out of the horizon. Then there is the Leiter tank that is slowly rising. Several rockets landed near the high ground with screams, blasting out large craters one after another.

Churchill did not flee the heights immediately. Because Tang Fang's last sentence made him realize one thing, it turns out... the guy on the communication monitor was making fun of him to pass the time, waiting for the Black Beret Ranger Regiment, 2014, 2015 Mechanized Infantry Brigade, 1375 Armor The brigade enters the field.

This kid actually wants to cook up the enemy? is it possible!

Facing the strata that can move freely, the fighting power of the human and god races has been greatly suppressed, and they have suffered huge damage in the previous attack, relying on them. Can it really come back?

He has no confidence in the situation, but he has confidence in Tang Fang.

Captain Tang was in the mood to tease Howson. There is also the mood to tune him, deliberately waiting for the 4 brigades outside to enter the battlefield. Presumably the war deployment has been made.

The core of the mothership still enveloped Howson, and the singing that resounded throughout the battlefield was like the howling of wild wolves.

The Pioneer Tank Battalion of the 2014 Mechanized Infantry Brigade moved forward while firing. It was a cloud of tumbling fire that engulfed the entire highland.

At the same time, the king worms that were originally in the back row of the formation suddenly spread out, and the protoss transport ship and the folding prism also left the patrol range of the explosive mosquito and swept towards the ground battlefield.

Two flying snakes swam out from behind the battle formation, opened their mouths wide, and sprayed out large streams of black bees.

Because most of the troops deployed by Howson and Churchill on the Phoenix battlefield were long-range troops, and the Flying Snake did not dare to get too close to the large fortifications on the city wall, and kept playing soy sauce behind.

It was not until the mechanized infantry brigade, 1375 armored brigade, and black beret rangers arrived on the battlefield in 2014 and 2015 that Tang Fang took over the command of the battlefield, and then activated the black bee skill.

They did not enter the central battlefield where the ravines criss-crossed, but turned into black currents, wrapping around the newly entered reinforcements, creating a shady scene on the outer battlefield.

Under the cover of the Explosive Mosquito and Raven bombs, the King Worm continued to spread outwards, breaking through gaps in the encirclement formed by the two aviation brigade combat units, and gushing out like a tide.

Folding through the prism is much faster than the king worm, rushing to the edge of the battlefield one step ahead, swooping down to the low-altitude range under the escort of the stalker and the 10 ghost fighters that just arrived, switching the phase mode, and unfolding the psionic matrix on the ground.

On the other side of the buffer zone, on the trench positions near the city wall, the melee troops composed of puppies, poisonous banelings, broodworms, and firebats suffered heavy losses under the attack of the air force. Intensive bombing caused major damage to the space structure from the surface to the strata tens of meters away, and the tunnel worms inevitably suffered casualties. While roaring in grief, they spewed out a large amount of red body fluid.

Compared with the situation in the buffer zone, the situation here is even worse.

Since the gully in front separated the trench position from the buffer zone, and the Phoenix City Garrison launched a counterattack, this place has changed from the front line to the hinterland of the Third Army. The quality of units such as puppies, banelings, firebats, and broodworms is not high. , and was restrained by the flying unit. After losing the supplement of the tunnel worm, the range of activities was rapidly eroded, from the initial offensive to defensive, and now it is even more collapsed.

Compared with the duel outside, the battle inside Phoenix City was a bit lukewarm. Knights, ghosts, cockroaches, and high-ranking templars did not dare to approach the range of the electric tower, so they could only use the complex terrain in the city as a cover to find a gap to kill the third army Soldiers of the Guard Forces.

Just when Archimonde, all the staff officers, and all the officers hit their sights on the battlefield outside the city, the high-ranking templars in the city no longer hid, and came out from behind the phantom light curtain in two units, raising their arms , Looking at it and pressing it, spiritual energy burst out from the palm.

Over the trenches outside the city, the air combat wing composed of Elsa armed helicopters and Hurricane armed shuttles stopped in mid-air, using large-caliber cannons or missiles to kill the people running around in the trenches, and the Zerg II melee soldiers. It's just a slap gesture.

Ever since Archimonde received Willy Smit's request to activate the natural disaster system, thus kicking off the war that spread to the entire city, the situation on the battlefield has been volatile and unpredictable. Switch between winners frequently. However, the next scene still caused panic in the hearts of those already numb. (To be continued.)

ps: I think that uncle's femininity is also a feeling.

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