Strong Waist

“Lin stood at the top of the arc, and he looked like he was going to pass the ball again.” “He didn’t pass! He shot! This is an open opportunity! But the shooting angle is a bit off!” “Wait, he is not shooting, he is passing the ball!” “Nice pass! But why can’t he smile?” “I heard that no one has ever seen him smile, and some people say that he is Tim Duncan’s half-brother.” “Wait, you see him smiling! Oh my God, he was smiling at Tim Duncan!” ——Excerpted from “My Memoirs of Illegal NBA”, also known as “This Forward Is Illegal.”

“Mr. Hu Lai, today’s football forwards like you who can only score goals are getting narrower and narrower … But nevertheless, you have achieved dazzling achievements. What is your secret to success?” On a winter afternoon, Hu Lai showed reporters from all over the world the honor he had just received, and some reporters asked him such questions. Facing the eyes cast by the reporters, Hu Lai’s thoughts returned to the afternoon when he was in high school. He stood alone beside the stadium to watch other students play games. They did not let him play, thinking he was here to make trouble. He also thought of what the coach said to him with a straight face: “Hu Lai, if you can’t pay ten times the effort of others, your talent is just worthless stones.” And a disdainful voice: “Modern football The demands on the center are getting higher and more comprehensive. What’s the use of shooting only? ” In the end, his thoughts were frozen at that time, and the night was already looming in the eastern sky. In the middle of the abandoned vacant land covered with grass, a girl said to him very seriously: “Hu Lai, you are actually gifted. , And a great talent! Because you know where the goal is! ” Hu Lai stared at the girl’s eyes, and saw the sunset behind him from those eyes. The sunlight is reflected in the pupils, flowing, burning, condensing into a halo, as if to melt yourself in this light. Hu Lai, who withdrew his thoughts, returned to this warm winter afternoon, facing the excited reporters, he smiled slightly: “Because I know, the goal is there.”

The peerless double arrogance fighting between dragons and tigers is like a fight between gods and immortals that affects the eyes of the world. The dark corners that no one cares about are undercurrents. The coach who has coached Ye Yifeng once said: He is a lottery ticket that allows you to win every weekend. Scouts who follow Ye Yifeng will write similar comments in the report: mediocre strength, changeable characteristics, extremely unstable performance, but always able to score goals. Ye Yifeng makes no secret of his admiration for superstars: Messi is like being kissed by God when he was born, Ronaldo is like being embraced by the goddess of destiny, me? I was bitten by a dog when I was a child, and now I think of it a little bit afraid. People who have seen him train will never violate their conscience and say that Ye Yifeng is a talented player. Even during most of the game, he was the number one candidate for his fans to be replaced! Do not enter the empty goal to match happy football? Stop the ball three meters away to show the level of Chinese football? Exceedingly swayed and exposed himself as an undercover agent? But every time the team was in desperation, he sent the football to the opponent’s goal, he seemed to be radiant in the eyes of the fans! Top celebrities love and hate him. I often ask the sky without words: Who can give me a copy of Ye Yifeng’s instruction manual? He often embraced him passionately after the game and shouted: You are finally online! Ye Yifeng spread his hands and smiled: Welcome to my moment of lore.

Jessie Chou got a space and did another good deed, causing him to go to the United States by accident. Inherited a property, but with a large farm. Now that we become a landlord, then we will become a big landlord. Hire whites to herd cattle, blacks to farm, South Americans to drive sheep, and Mexicans to farm. It’s okay to bubble Hollywood women, tease the Hallyu actress. Follow the domestic actresses to pretend to be literary. Buy and sell teams if you have money, football, basketball, baseball,…

He has a midfield master system, moved to Eindhoven in the Eredivisie, was favored by the Premier League giants, moved to the Premier League, conquered La Liga, he is a midfield master!

I am the NBA flood control dam. Any offensive torrent can only die under my fly swatter!

I am an ordinary international student studying in the United States who is preparing to study abroad. I am preparing to study hard every day and build a beautiful motherland after studying abroad! However, the moment I set foot in the United States, everything was different… You picked up the basketball! You walked into the stadium! You keep walking forward amidst the whistling and tsunami of the stadium! One of the strongest five quintiles in the quintile era One of the five strongest forwards in the power forward era One of the five strongest forwards in the small forward era Finally, when I became the league’s first center, I found that I had no enemies. Looking at the basketball in my hand, I was silent for a moment. I am really playing basketball! ps: A story about a kid who doesn’t have any basketball accidentally being brought into his soul by basketball. Please be patient to watch him grow up step by step.

“Running distance +1, congratulations to the host for getting 1 euro.” “Pass +1, congratulations to the host for getting 200 euros.” “+1 steals, congratulations to the host for getting 1,000 euros.” “Goal +1, congratulations to the host for getting 20,000 euros.” “Red card +1, congratulations to the host for getting 50000 euros.” … This is a story of using money to spend money on the green field, and it is very happy!

On May 19, 2013, in the final round of the Premier League, Manchester United tied West Brom 5:5 The 2012-13 Premier League Championship trophy returned to Old Trafford after a year of sidelines. After the game, Sir Alex Ferguson held a press conference and he announced two things that caused a sensation in football. First, Sir Alex Ferguson today completed his 1500th game coaching at Manchester United and officially announced his retirement. Second, Sir Alex Ferguson strongly recommended Tiger King to Manchester United as his successor. On this day, the entire football scene was a sensation. There is only one question in everyone’s mind: Who is Tiger King?

Put your sister all by mouth, The goal depends on Mongolia! I am the man standing on the peak! For me, deciding a victory or defeat is easy, even deciding where the champion belongs. But no matter how tall the person stands, it is inevitable that there will be distress: my most depressing thing is that the value of the face is too high, and he looks too handsome … Long-term harassment, alas ~~

[Star card system is starting up! ] [Special reminder: This system is not a point-adding system that can be obtained without effort. The host needs to undergo more arduous training to achieve the card effect! ] [Currently, only the "Information Platform" is available, and functions such as "Card Synthesis", "System Task Bar", and "Virtual Arena" will be gradually unlocked! ] [You have two new tasks, please check! ] [Task 1: 1. Receive Zidane's pass and score a goal; 2. Assist Zidane to score a goal; 3. Win Zidane's praise. ] [Task time: Before the end of this game, complete the 3 conditions in the task. ] [Task reward: Zidane card, SS level. ] [Task 2: 1. Assist Thierry Henry; 2. Win Henry's praise. ] [Task time: Before the end of this game, complete the 2 conditions in the task. ] [Task reward: Henry card, S level. ] [Host, do you accept the task? ]

He is a cunning fox, he is a brave lion, he is a shrewd barbarian who suddenly rushed into the basketball world, he is the new monarch of the old dynasty in the east, he is the basketball emperor who stepped on the old era to open the new century, he is the NBA Attila, he is the whip in the hands of God. He is Fox Leon, the whip of the gods in basketball.