Chapter 865 Nosebleed Again

"It's a good harvest, four eggs, plus such a thick bird's leg, it's definitely enough for us to have a full meal... Yang An laughed.

"You have a good idea, these are not for you to eat!" Li Jiayu snorted.

"I don't eat bird eggs and legs, so what should I eat? Is it possible that I want to eat you..." Yang An's eyes swept around Li Jiayu's chest, and he smiled wickedly.

"You are weak, you must eat some nutritious food, rashly eating rough food such as meat and eggs may have a great impact on your recovery, so, I specially brought you a bird The head... Sigh, this is it."

As she said that, Li Jiayu took out a bird's head that had been crushed by stones from behind as if by magic. , there is no bird feather on the top of the head, it looks quite disgusting...

"Wave,

Li Jiayu threw the bird's head in front of Yang An, raised her round and cute chin, and commanded Yang An condescendingly:

"See, this is your breakfast! Listen to me, don't look at these gray brains with a fishy smell, but according to my speculation, this kind of brains is definitely a holy medicine for healing, take a sip to strengthen your body, drink two for a long time Live a hundred years old, drink three sips until you become immortal, Yang An, what are you waiting for, don't delay any longer, drink your brains quickly!"

"Uh... I think it's better to forget it, I'm afraid I will be poisoned to death

Yang An swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, looked at the disgusting bird head on the ground in a dilemma, then looked at the radiant Li Jiayu, and said with a smile:

"Jiayu, if you are really worried about my injury, you can give me a massage, or give me a warm hug... Do you know that the power of love is infinite... as long as

"Don't be disgusting, if you are in heat, do you want me to go out and catch you a female monkey to vent your desire?" Li Jiayu rolled her eyes and said disdainfully.

"Jiayu, I...

Yang An was at a loss for words for a while. He really didn't expect Li Jiayu to be so vulgar. Last night when Li Jiayu was drunk, she was so gentle and lovely, full of the demeanor of a goddess. Together, she seemed to be a different person, and she was extremely indifferent to Yang An.

"What are you, oh, do you dislike that a female monkey can't satisfy you? Well, for the sake of sharing weal and woe, I can help you go out and catch a few more female monkeys... If you are still not satisfied, then I will You can also help you catch female wild boars, or female velociraptors, anyway, you have the aura of nympho, as long as you startle, these female animals will definitely let you do it for nothing, let you insert it, Liu Jiayu shrugged , with an extremely haughty look.

"Jiayu, I'm not interested in animals, I'm only interested in you

"Okay, stop talking nonsense! I finally killed that strange bird at the risk of my life. The purpose is to capture its brains to make you stronger. You take a mouthful of gratitude, and a mouthful of affection, why? Now I am looking for the holy medicine of healing for you, but you don't appreciate it, saying, Yang An, do you look down on me!"

Speaking of the last sentence, Li Jiayu lost her temper. She took a step forward and raised Yang An's chin.

"No, Liu Yang'an is a little ashamed. He has always been an extremely strong person, but he is only nervous in front of Li Jiayu, and he is easily confused. The so-called caring is chaotic. The more he loves Li Jiayu, the easier it is to fall into it. Demon barrier, especially now that he is seriously injured and has to rely on Li Jiayu's care.

"No? Then you drank those brains!"

"...",

Yang An's face turned green and red, and finally he was forced to be helpless by Li Jiayu, and then thought that this was something Li Jiayu gave him, even if it was poison, he was willing to drink it!

After hesitating for a moment, Yang An picked up the bird's head with trembling hands, then opened his mouth, squeezed the broken wound of the bird's head with both hands, and only heard a "吱唱", a smelly brain splashed into Yang An's mouth The smelly, bitter and salty brains made Yang An almost want to vomit, but because of Li Jiayu's face, he swallowed it in his stomach...

Seeing Yang An's painful expression, Li Jiayu next to him showed a sly smile.

Hey, in the previous life, Yang An didn't rely on Ai Wei as a military advisor, so he used many schemes to frame and kill Li Jiayu. Li Jiayu was often chased and killed by Yang An and Ai Wei and his wife... I never thought that in this life, Li Jiayu would also have the opportunity to play tricks on Yang An , Forcing him to eat such a disgusting thing.

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No……

The mere brains are still not enough, if there is a chance in the future, Yang An will have to be forced to eat dinosaur feces, completely ruining Yang An's dignity!

Really for a moment, Li Jiayu had the quickness to succeed in a trick

It seems that wearing this goddess body is not all a bad thing, at least you can play with Yang An in the applause, treat him like a dog, isn't it...

"I've finished eating. It tastes good. Jiayu, I saved some for you. You haven't recovered yet. Want to taste it too?"

Yang An wiped the gray brains from the corner of his mouth, his face was about to turn black, and his facial features were distorted by the strong feeling of vomiting, but he still tried his best to put on a nonchalant expression, except that the scar on his forehead Sweat has already flowed down.

"No need, just drink it yourself, hee, remember to drink more...

"Let's drink together, so that we can have a good mood." Yang An said with a smile.

"Whoever flirts with you, pretends to be passionate!"

Li Jiayu snorted. Seeing that Yang An was almost abused, she felt a little relieved. When she thought that she could slowly abuse Yang An on the desert island in the future, Li Jiayu felt a little inexplicable anticipation and excitement.

However, her attention soon turned to today's breakfast.

Since she vomited out the contents of her stomach pouch last night, Li Jiayu and Li Jiayu were already so hungry that their stomachs were growling. If they didn't supplement their nutrition, they would be too weak to walk.

The leg meat of the strange bird is quite rough, strong and flexible, even more difficult than elephant meat, if it is not roasted, it is difficult to swallow at all.

But the problem is, there is no fire in this cave at all!

The bonfire last night had already been extinguished in the wee hours of the morning.

"Hey, Yang An, can you drill wood to make fire again?"

"Yes, of course, Yang An responded and wanted to stand up, but halfway through, the wounds on his legs and feet opened again.

"Don't try to be brave, you're a fart! Huh, what a useless thing, it seems that I still have to come!"

There are still some hardwood blocks, sharp wood sticks, and some dry moss collected last night. It should be no problem to drill wood to make fire. Li Jiayu squatted on the ground, picked up the sharp wood sticks, and put Get close and turn your hands.

It's a pity that Li Jiayu's physical strength is too weak, and she is not much better than ordinary women. After drilling for more than ten minutes, there is still no white smoke coming out.

"Damn it, why not..."

Li Jiayu was not angry at all. Yang An just turned around casually last night, and the fire seedling started screaming, why couldn't she do it when it was her turn...

Yang An silently dripped nosebleeds from behind, and her eyes would lock on the curve of Li Jiayu's hips from time to time. Originally, Li Jiayu's dragon leather trousers were a bit loose, but now she is squatting on the ground, tightening the trousers tightly, outlining a very beautiful buttocks Curves, the first thing that catches the eye is the uniquely rounded buttocks, which are slightly backward along the body, and because of the movement of drilling wood to make fire, Yang An's blood is full of anger.

"Yang An, why are you having a nosebleed again!"

Suddenly, Li Jiayu turned her head, only to see that there was a large bloodstain on Yang An's chest again, and she also had a demented expression on her face, as if she was suffering from a mental illness.

"Ahem..."

Yang An couldn't tell the truth about the after-effects of monkey wine aphrodisiac and aphrodisiac, so he had to look away, and said with a subterranean smile:

"It seems that the brains you gave me to drink just now are so poisonous that my brain feels uncomfortable, and my nosebleeds are also rushing... just

"Oh, why don't you continue to flow more."

"it is good………

"What a fart! If you keep looking around, believe it or not, I gouged out your dog's eyes! Do you really think I, Li Jiayu, are a fool!"

"Jiayu, there are two reasons...you are so good-looking, a so-called fair lady, a gentleman is so beautiful, you are so beautiful, how can I not look at you, hehe, I think you are a good wife..." Of course, the main reason It also lies in the brain of the strange bird, which seems to have the effect of aphrodisiac and aphrodisiac...

"Shut up! Don't try to scare me!"

Li Jiayu has been unable to live in the wild for a long time, and she has been suffocating for a long time. Now that Yang An dares to play tricks, she really wants to lift a stone immediately and smash Yang An's head out !

"Jiayu, take your time, don't be in a hurry, the key to creating fire is patience..."

"I tell you to shut up!"

In this kind of wilderness, it is not easy to drill wood to make fire, but it just rained heavily last night, and the whole forest is wet, so there is no other way to make fire...

In desperation, Li Jiayu had no choice but to sit on the ground and rest for more than an hour, barely recovering a little bit of mental strength, and then recited the mantra, her fingers were like butterflies wearing flowers, and made various graceful and mysterious handprints.

"Filled with clay!"

Li Jiayu condensed all her spiritual power and summoned a fist-sized clay spider. As soon as it appeared, it immediately climbed onto the hardwood block and exploded with a bang.

The smoke and dust billowed, and after the fire disappeared, it was seen that the piece of wood had already been filled with clusters of sharp shoots...

"Hey, Jiayu, you're actually a summoner?"

Yang An was surprised, he knew that Li Jiayu was the goddess of light, and he even knew that Li Jiayu was a mermaid...

But it was the first time for him to see Li Jiayu perform the summoning technique with his own eyes!

"Why, what's so strange? You, Yang An, have four major inheritances, so what's so strange about me owning three or two?"

Li Jiayu glanced at Yang An casually, and then put dry moss sawdust on the flames, making the flames bigger and bigger.

Later, Li Jiayu went out to find some wet twigs. This kind of twigs are very waterproof. After removing the bark, the wood inside is still dry and easy to catch fire.

After a lot of effort, the new bonfire was finally aroused. At this time, Li Jiayu was able to roast bird leg meat and bird eggs, and make an edible breakfast for herself and Yang An...

No, it's not breakfast, it's lunch. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come (this article is provided by the breaking dawn update groupx-on:指长空) to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)