Chapter 782

"cough……"

I don't know if it was because he was worried about Yang An's arrival, or because Xiao Wanqing had squeezed him too much during this period, Li Jiayu felt an inexplicable nausea in his chest before he could say a few words to Octopus, and his throat was sweet. He retched slightly, his face flushed strangely,

"Master, what's wrong with you?" The dark octopus asked hastily.

"It's okay, maybe it's because I haven't rested too much these days, and my body can't bear it..." Li Jiayu shook his head. During the day, he had to condense his mental strength and temper his body for Ran Hongxia. At night, he was ridden by Xiao Wanqing. Five or six times on his body, even if his body is made of iron, he can't bear it. Unless he is a fierce person like Yang An, Chu Xiang, and Li Mo, anyone else will collapse.

"Ah, master, why do you vomit inexplicably? Only women will vomit when they are pregnant..." The dark octopus squirmed its tentacles up and down, the light in its eyes became more and more strangely bright, and even revealed a kind of surprise. Crazy gratified, it flew to Li Jiayu's shoulder, close to his ear, and screamed strangely:

"The octopus knows... the owner must be pregnant!"

"seek death!"

Li Jiayu's face turned dark, and she wanted to tear the dark octopus into pieces immediately. How could his majestic man be pregnant?

Even if she is pregnant, it should be Yan Zisu and Xiao Wanqing who are pregnant. Of course, the mother-in-law Yan Wanru is also possible...

"Master, are you still deceiving yourself that you are a man? Hehe, you are too naive...Don't forget, you ate the fruit of pregnancy. While gaining great power, there will also be sequelae." Dark Octopus Talking excitedly, he is not afraid of Li Jiayu beating it, maybe it has waited too long for this day, right?

"Nonsense!" Li Jiayu glared at the dark octopus angrily, rolling her eyes in disdain.

Men get pregnant?

This is lying to children, who would believe it, men don't have pregnancy organs at all.

Humph. Only a pure silk like the dark octopus who likes to think with his ass can tell such a lame lie.

"Master, trust the octopus... the octopus can't be mistaken, why don't you let the octopus feel the pulse. Check the stomach..."

Saying that, the dark octopus ignored Li Jiayu's feelings at all, and flew to Li Jiayu's lower abdomen. Stretching out the tentacles to stick there, Li Jiayu froze, and slapped the head of the dark octopus angrily, slapping it away, and said coldly and disdainfully:

"Look at the fart! Don't continue to play tricks here. I don't like your tricks. Instead of spending so much time making fun of me, it's more practical to help me figure out how to break through to the lord level!"

"Master, don't worry about strength or not, it doesn't matter...you listen to the octopus. Just now when the octopus touched your lower abdomen, the tentacles felt a fetal movement...you are really pregnant, and you are still a female doll, wow Oh, master, you are going to be a mother. How about this, the octopus has booked your eldest daughter, and the octopus will be the eldest son-in-law in the future..." The dark octopus winked shamelessly, and Li Jiayu saw that wretched and obscene expression There are as many perverts as there are in it, and it is even more annoying than the perverted maniac who specializes in stealing underwear.

"roll!"

Li Jiayu snorted and kicked the dark octopus out of the window. Falling far into the pond...

After a long while, the dark octopus flew back with its wet body, but it was still extremely excited, and it didn't seem willing to admit its mistake at all, and kept pestering Li Jiayu.

"Enough! Are you annoyed? If you keep arguing like this, believe it or not, I will send you back to the earth in parallel space right now!"

"But... master,

The octopus is also serious, you are really pregnant..."

"Pregnancy! How can a man be pregnant? You must have made a mistake. With your clumsy IQ, there are not many mistakes. It's okay, if you want to have fun, you can find it Hua Xiaolu, Zhou Jiamin, and Lan Xiaoyue want stockings for snacks..."

"No, master, the octopus will definitely not make a mistake this time. You are the container of the goddess of light, so what is left over from your pregnancy is likely to be the real body of the goddess of light..." The dark octopus said mysteriously As he said that, a trace of solemnity appeared on his face, and he continued:

"Of course, there are countless possibilities for the fetus in your belly... Besides the Goddess of Light, it may also be the female version of you, or even other acquaintances..."

"laugh!"

Li Jiayu smiled disdainfully, turned her head away, too lazy to listen to the dark octopus flickering.

It is obviously a stupid octopus, but with some heretics and strange magic weapons, it always predicts something in advance, so it can deceive Li Jiayu time and time again, so that Li Jiayu can never recover...

cheat cheat cheat cheat!

Although the dark octopus has saved Li Jiayu countless times, but it has ulterior motives, and it also cheats Li Jiayu eighty times, if not a hundred times.

This time, Li Jiayu was smarter, and would never trust the dark octopus again.

"Okay, okay, so what if I'm pregnant, do I need you to meddle in my own business?" Li Jiayu raised her eyelids, said perfunctorily, picked up a water glass by the table, and gently rubbed the glass with her fingertips On the edge of the edge, he said casually: "Let's talk about the business... Now, I want to improve my strength as soon as possible. Do you have any good suggestions?"

"Master, let's master and servant not talk about strength, please. Fighting is the most annoying thing... Let's continue talking about pregnancy, oh, master, you have been taking care of Mistress Hongxia these days, and singing with Mistress Wanqing every night. If you don't fuck, they might..."

"clang"

There was a sound of the knife, but the cold ice ball had appeared in Li Jiayu's hand, and the tip of the knife was on the head of the dark octopus. If it said anything else, Li Jiayu would immediately make its head fall to the ground.

"Ah, ah, master, the octopus doesn't dare to tease you anymore... The octopus is telling the truth... It is very difficult to improve its strength now... Let's talk about the light magic first, the first battle of the female rosette At that time, you were seriously injured and comatose. In order to suppress the boiling blood, your light level was lowered from the middle level of the third level to the low level of the third level. In the past few days, you have double cultivated with Mistress Wan Qing, and not only have you recovered your strength, but you have also further improved to the third level High-level... But if you want to advance to the peak of the three extremes, you can follow the principle of the same origin of light and dark, and implement the fusion of light and dark..."

After a pause, the dark octopus said in a wretched voice:

"That is to say, take Mistress Yinsha and Fang Fang as soon as possible... These mother and daughter are both of the dark and demonic department, as long as you have a yin and yang intercourse, master..."

"...This plan can be abolished! A man can't eat soft food, how can he use a woman to improve his strength? I'm not a big stallion Yang An... What's more, whoever touches a woman like Liu Yinsha will be unlucky. If I mess with her again, I'm afraid I will really die young... Fang Fang is still young, so I can't touch her casually... Octopus, how many times do you want me to say, I'm not a sentimental stallion!" Li Jiayu shook her head dumbfounded.

"If the master doesn't consider this shortcut...then consider the water magic shortcut. You have the blessings of the goddess of the sea and the goddess of light, and you can get twice the result with half the effort to practice water magic, and you have colorful pearls in your belly...In this way, the master treats the mother-in-law Together with Mistress Zisu, the mother and daughter, three people are practicing together... Octopus can guarantee that the master will be able to upgrade the water magic to the lord level within three months, and to the quasi-legendary level within one year!" Dark Octopus He patted his chest and made a bang bang sound, as if swearing.

"Damn! Have you read too many novels? Mother and daughter will die! Zisu attaches great importance to family affection, and Uncle Song died not long ago. If she finds out about my adultery with her mother, she will It will break my heart..." Li Jiayu flatly refused. In fact, there is another reason he didn't say, that is, three months is too slow, and it is better to get back to the old profession than to fumble in the shallow water magic. .

"Ah...Master, don't you really like mothers and daughters, and young women with double income? Why did you suddenly become so upright?" The dark octopus muttered, as if it had deep doubts about Li Jiayu's character, and immediately Turning the subject, he said: "Master doesn't want to be the King of Ruanfan...then you can only follow the old route and continue to be a summoner... By the way, master, the most urgent thing for you now is to increase your mental strength. After so long, your The summoner level is only three low-level, and a lot of summoning quotas have not been used..."

"It's not that I don't want to use it, but that the recent troubled times..."

"Master, the biggest reason why you level up so slowly is that you grew up with the permanent summoned beasts, and distributed all the tempered spiritual power to them... such as me, Mistress Platycodon, Mistress Cicada, Corrupted Angels, especially fallen angels, that guy absorbs your spiritual power too hard, at least half of it is absorbed. Well, as you can see, his growth rate is astonishingly fast, and he has already reached the third level of high-level. In just four months, I have been promoted to five levels in a row!"

Li Jiayu was silent, indeed, if he hadn't signed so many oil bottles, his summoner level would have already been promoted to the third-level intermediate level, why would he still be lingering in this embarrassing situation?

Look at Sun Weiwei, she has made rapid progress recently, and with the help of Li Jiayu, she has also been promoted to the third low-level.

"Then what should I do?"

"It's very simple, master, let the octopus help you cut off this connection. It just so happens that the octopus has this ability after taking away the Tentacle King's body... After you cut off contact with them, they are still your summoned beasts. It's just that they don't share your spiritual power anymore... from now on, their progress will be much slower, and I'm afraid they won't be able to keep up with your pace."

"Okay, let's cut it!" Li Jiayu didn't hesitate at all. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)