Chapter 18 Teaching

Eric is an honest man, he has no intention of hiding anything, he will teach as he preaches, and start from scratch.

"Suppose, you pick a target, then you just walk straight over, go straight in, and don't need to pay too much attention to the people around her."

"What if she just snuggled into her boyfriend's arms?" Song Ya was very impressed by Lao Qiao's previous bragging.

Eric smiled, "You don't mean to go up and say you want 419, do you? That's too straightforward. You have to do this, pretend that you are here to find her, for example: You are...uh..." His acting assistant I knew the girl at first, but I tried hard to think about the expression that I still couldn’t name for a while, "At this time, the other party usually introduces himself, I am so-and-so, right?"

"Well." Song Ya simulated the scene at that time in his mind, and there was nothing wrong with it.

"Yes, yes, yes! I know you! I heard Carl mention you." Eric said, "Al is also fine. Anyway, you can name any name. If the boyfriend is around, you can mention a girl with a big road." Names, Jenny, Mary..."

"Yeah, and then."

"Then say: Carl said you are very talented in art or good at singing." Eric took out a stack of business cards, "You introduce yourself at this time, pointing to the sign of Old Joe Music and saying: I am from the music company opposite. , want to go up and try the sound? If the other party doesn't believe it, just give her the business card."

"So simple?"

"It's as simple as that, just wait. About one-third of the girls will follow me on the spot, one-third will follow me after thinking about it for a few minutes to half an hour, and one-third will give it to me within a few days." I'll make a phone call."

"That's 100% success rate!"

"Almost, the girl who called may not come, so the success rate is eighty to ninety percent."

"Won't their boyfriends and other friends dissuade them?"

"Idiot, ordinary girls can't stand this kind of temptation. It's just a test sound. What if it's really an opportunity? Don't you take it? A female friend persuades her, she thinks it's out of jealousy, and her boyfriend persuades her, She would think it was the man's possessiveness, so even if they refused to go with me at the time, they would find ways to avoid their boyfriends and friends to contact me afterwards."

"It makes sense!" Song Ya was taught, "But what if her friend and boyfriend insist on coming to the recording studio together?"

"Then it's up to Karl to cooperate. He will shut out the 'idlers and others', so you usually have more relationships with Karl, and he is easy to talk to."

"emmmmm..." Song Ya recalled the feeling when she first met Carl, the tattoos all over her face were indeed very deterrent, "and then what?"

"Hey." Eric smiled slyly, "It will be easier if everyone brings them up." He sat on the table opposite Song Ya, "The first trick is to let her sit down and talk, for example, she sits In your current position, I will sit on the table and make some daily greetings, while making this place..." He pointed to his inner thigh, "just in front of her line of sight."

"emmmmm..." Song Ya found that Eric's crotch was indeed directly in front of her line of sight, and the guy even opened his legs on purpose.

"This trick is the most common hint. White people have used it for hundreds of years. It's simple and practical." Eric threw the pot out, "At the same time, you have to brag as much as you can and say something that can package her well so that she can never forget her. Become popular, or you can record singles, albums, etc. for her... Anyway, for the girl's star dream, it's right to work hard to make cakes."

"Will they take the bait?"

"Partly yes, they will take the initiative to touch my legs hehehe... Maybe their boyfriends are still waiting downstairs at this time." Eric touched his legs and smiled even more wickedly, "But then Those who take the initiative generally have no good stuff, and those who really don’t understand hints or pretend to understand are more difficult to deal with.”

"Go ahead, for the tough part.

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"The next step is to record the song. I have to give her some sweetness. Let her enter the recording studio and sing a song she is good at." Eric walked to the mixer, "After singing, you can mix her original voice with Comparing the tuned version, it’s like plastic surgery for a girl. You let her see that you have the ability to make her voice beautiful. This feeling is probably the same as her appearance being changed by you. Believe me, a lot Girls can get wet on the spot."

"The effect is so good? It seems that I need to learn how to tune..." Song Ya thought.

"At this time, I will let the girl stand in front of the mixer and try it out on the spot. When she is playing the mixer like a game, I can hug her gently behind her and blow into her ears with my mouth. , say some provocative love words, and then, get started..." Eric embraced the air, acting very seriously.

"What if it's still rejected?"

"Then use my regular weapon!" Eric took out the old Morgan's favorite Chivas Regal from the wine cabinet, "Do you want something to drink after singing? Do you want to drink something to celebrate after recording the song?" ? I mixed it with low-quality brandy and vodka, and the alcohol came very fast! Of course, I am a person with a bottom line, and I don’t know how to use drugs.”

Standing? Distressed old Morgan!

"Of course, you can't drink too much, it's easy to get dizzy." Eric stuffed the wine back.

"What if it still doesn't work out?"

"Then there's no other way, half-push, half-acceptance, OK, clear rejection, then I have to let him go, after all, I'm a..."

"A person with a bottom line."

"Yes, that's right, you must stick to the bottom line, otherwise accidents will easily occur."

"But..." Song Ya still felt that something was wrong, "If you don't take responsibility afterwards, won't you be in trouble? Many girls won't let it go, right? Especially when you promised to release a single for others and become popular What."

"Oh, I'm a little tuner, what can they do?" Eric suddenly became depressed and lay back on the sofa, "Don't worry, most of the girls are also very practical, when he finds out that I'm actually a little character , you won’t waste too much time with me.”

"So they won't get too entangled with small characters, what about big characters? Like Little Lowry?" Song Ya asked.

"That's completely different. If it's Little Lowry, the girls won't let go. After a while, Little Lowry's new album will even start to guard against some girls who are overly enthusiastic with purpose. In fact, you are the same , This second-hand store song you wrote is really good, if those girls realize that you are a good guy who can write lyrics and compose music, believe me, it will be difficult for you to get rid of them."

"You've been talking for a long time, feelings are useless to me, aren't they!?" Song Ya was furious, and put the pen and paper back into her briefcase.

This time, Eric didn't give an answer, and after a few seconds, a high-pitched grunt sounded.