Six Hundred and Seventy-One Country Bumpkins

671 country bumpkin

Many people say that every even-numbered year, most football clubs in Europe have to worry about their African players because they have to participate in the African Cup of Nations. In serious cases, they may even have to miss the schedule for two months. This is very bad. things.

Among the four major European leagues, Serie A has very few African foreign players and has little impact, let alone the Bundesliga. Their winter break is so long, and the most serious ones are the Premier League and La Liga.

If it were a few years ago, when African players were still considered foreign aid in La Liga, there were not many African players in La Liga. However, as the foreign aid status of African players in La Liga was revoked, more and more African players poured in. La Liga, which makes La Liga the hardest hit area for the African Cup of Nations.

Of course, it is definitely not as good as the Premier League. Almost all players in the Premier League will be implicated in the African Cup and suffer terribly.

Yang Cheng's rival Barcelona has transferred two players this time, Cameroon's Eto'o and Cote d'Ivoire's Yaya? Toure, the former is the main forward and the latter is the main midfielder, has a great impact on Barcelona, ​​and according to FIFA regulations, the club must release him unconditionally 15 days before the start of the intercontinental competition.

In other words, Barcelona will not be able to use these two players until the end of the African Cup of Nations.

Laporta was furious about this and asked Cote d'Ivoire and Cameroon to postpone the reporting time of the two players. After all, they had just lost a 0:5 loss before the winter break. Barcelona was preparing to take advantage of the first game after the winter break. A game to rebuild morale.

But the other party's answer was simple and neat, and at the same time very powerful - n-o! !

Okay, Laporta cursed, but he couldn't help it.

Regarding this matter, Real Madrid fans ridiculed the Barcelona president on the Internet, "It is estimated that Laporta will have a deep understanding at this time that he has previously satirized and ridiculed Yang Cheng about the sequelae of the national team's unscrupulous use of players. How stupid, because they are now paying to help Cameroon and Cote d'Ivoire compete, selfless! Just! On behalf of the African brothers, thank you!"

Not long ago, Yang Cheng criticized the national team's unscrupulous recruitment of players. However, Laporta ridiculed Yang Cheng at the time and felt that Yang Cheng was making a fuss. But now, he probably can't say such things.

"I wanted to hug my thigh, but accidentally put my face on the pig's butt!" Yang Cheng posted on Weibo without naming him.

Netizens immediately forwarded and replied below, "Those pigs will accuse you of humiliating them, Caesar!"

Another netizen simply photoshopped a picture of a pig butt and Laporta.

After superimposing, it was found that if he went to kiss, the coincidence would be 100%.

This immediately became a hot topic for fans around the world to joke about. Fans from both groups rushed to express support. Many Barcelona fans accused Yang Cheng of being ungraceful and adding insult to injury, but Real Madrid fans immediately quoted Laporta's original words. It proves who is to blame!

In addition to Barcelona, ​​Sevilla is also the hardest hit area. They have African players such as Kanoute and Keita in their team.

African players are good, high quality and cheap, but the problem is that the African Cup is the most troublesome cup competition. This situation is more obvious in the Premier League. Mourinho, Wenger, Dalglish and other wealthy coaches have all cursed their mothers. , because several generals in their team are going to participate in the African Cup. Who would be happy to miss this most intensive schedule?

Perhaps the best one is Yang Cheng. There are no African players in the Real Madrid team. He can comfortably go to the Canary Islands for a few days of vacation, and then slowly return to Madrid and lead the team after the team training. Board the maiden Real Madrid plane and head straight to Dubai, the location of the winter training camp!

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There are only 8 days. Real Madrid must adjust the team's physical fitness and player status in these 8 days, and get into the second half of the game with a better attitude. Therefore, Yang Cheng has arranged the training for the next 8 days very carefully. compact.

The team arrived in Dubai at noon. After a brief welcoming ceremony, the team went to the hotel to rest. In the evening, they began their first training session after arriving in Dubai. The whole process was open to the public, but it was all physical recovery training.

Real Madrid actually lives in a seaside club, which is relatively quiet and is a five-star hotel. There is a beach in front of the hotel. The equipment and facilities are very complete. It can be regarded as a holiday paradise, but Real Madrid does not have too many players. They had the leisure to enjoy all this, because Yang Cheng gave them a devilish start in the first training session.

As usual, players have free time to relax in the evening. They can accompany their families to walk on the street or go shopping. Even members of the coaching staff are included, but they must return within the specified time. hotel.

The players are already very familiar with Yang Cheng's set of disciplines, so they all know what they can and cannot do, and Yang Cheng doesn't need to worry about it.

After training, he returned to the hotel, took a shower and changed into dry casual clothes. Yang Cheng got into the car arranged by the hotel and went directly to the Burj Al Arab Hotel.

On the way to the Burj Al Arab Hotel, Yang Cheng discovered a very interesting thing. Most of the cars he saw on the bridge to and from the Burj Al Arab Hotel were Rolls-Royces. After asking the driver, he found out, It turned out that this was the standard shuttle bus for the Burj Al Arab Hotel. I couldn’t help but sigh in my heart, it was too luxurious.

When he arrived at the hotel entrance, Yang Cheng got out of the car and asked the driver to go back first. He would find a way to go back later and try the Rolls-Royce. He had not ridden in this car before.

Perhaps because of the night, there were not many people at the entrance of the hotel. When Yang Cheng got off the bus, there happened to be a pair of Asian men and women who were very elegantly dressed. They were covered in expensive jewelry and brand-name clothes, especially the man. Yes, the clothes were still from Yang Cheng's brand. He got out of the taxi dragging a large bag of luggage and ran towards the door.

Both of them looked young, probably around thirty. When they passed by Yang Cheng, the woman obviously turned around and glanced at him. She probably didn't see clearly. The man laughed and cursed in Chinese. , “bumpkin!”

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Yang Cheng looked at himself. He was wearing Adidas training clothes and a pair of flat shoes. It was indeed a bit shabby, but to be said so to his face, especially considering that the man was still wearing his brand, it was a bit strange. .

But he just smiled, didn't care, and continued walking forward.

The man and woman came to the security guard at the door. They originally planned to rush directly into the hotel lobby, but who knew they were stopped.

"We want to stay in your hotel!" The man was a little unhappy. He was a domineering young master in the country.

"Sorry, we are not open to the public. We only accept hotel guests and guests spending money in the hotel!" the security guard said.

"I just want to be your guest, let me in!" the man said arrogantly.

The security guard looked at his colleague, shook his head and smiled: "Excuse me, do you have the appointment confirmation slip?"

"What appointment confirmation?" the man said angrily, "I have plenty of money, let me in, I can afford it no matter how much!"

But the security guard still shook his head, "Since the hotel's business is very good, it is usually necessary to make an appointment in advance before we can arrange a room, so..."

The answer is very obvious, it is to issue an eviction order.

"Ha, you..." The man almost didn't jump, turned around and said angrily to the woman: "If we were in China, I would beat him to death. I really don't know who I am, right?"

After he finished speaking, he happened to see Yang Cheng looking over. The man saw that he understood and shouted: "What are you looking at? I'm rich and can stay in other more luxurious hotels. I can't stay in this kind of rubbish hotel anymore." !”

But soon he muttered again, "With your country bumpkin appearance, one night's stay will probably be enough for you to eat and drink for a year! Who else wears Adidas these days? Everyone with taste wears Caesar!"

Yang Cheng wanted to tell him that I am Caesar, and you are still wearing clothes made by me!

But after thinking about it, I decided to forget it.

"Hello, I'm going to the presidential suite!" Yang Cheng walked towards the security desk.

"You are..." The security guard was stunned. When Yang Cheng said his name, he was startled. "Ah, it turns out to be Mr. Yang Cheng. Please come in, please come in!" He bowed politely and invited Yang Cheng. Got in.

As soon as he said these words, the woman was stunned.

"Wow, what kind of world? I'm not allowed to enter if I have money, but that poor bumpkin can enter? Are you crazy, this world?"

As soon as these words came out, the woman really wanted to slap him, "Come on, he is Yang Cheng!"

"What Yang Cheng?" he wondered.

"Oh my god!" The woman slapped her forehead hard, feeling that her boyfriend really had nothing but money. "You're probably not a football fan, and you never watch TV, surf the Internet, or read the news. Entertainment, he is the head coach of Real Madrid, Caesar? Yang Cheng, the clothes you are wearing now are his brand. Fortunately, you still call him a bumpkin. I guess you are wearing the clothes so proudly now that he has already Throw it in the trash can!"

After saying that, the woman turned and walked away, leaving the man standing there stupidly, with his mouth wide open, unable to speak for a long time.

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The Burj Al Arab is indeed luxurious, but for Yang Cheng, who has stayed in so many incredibly luxurious hotels, it is not unacceptable. There is nothing to be amazed about, so he was very calm under the guidance of the waiter along the way.

After going to the presidential suite, someone immediately took over and brought Yang Cheng to Heidi? Krum and Sienna? Miller's room.

As soon as he entered the door, Yang Cheng looked around and found that it was a duplex suite with a living room upstairs, a living room downstairs, and a building in the middle of the building. It was indeed grand and unique, and it also had an incomparable sea view.

"What a luxury!" Yang Cheng stood in front of the large glass window with an unparalleled sea view and smiled deliberately. He had long forgotten what he encountered at the gate.

"You can live in too, but your old man doesn't like this place!" Sienna said with a smile.

"Hey, don't say I don't like it. I don't have that kind of consumption level. Look at you two rich women. The mayor of Dubai personally invited you to stay for free. It's so embarrassing to go out, but I can't do it!" Yang Cheng deliberately Make yourself miserable.

"Just keep shouting!" Sienna glanced at him, this guy was becoming more and more immoral.

"We have also benefited from you, and people in Dubai value you more!" Heidi? Klum sat on the soft sofa. After Yang Cheng came over, he took out a document, "This is the cooperation plan. Take a look. They plan to design the island into the world's first fashionable island." The island will attract the world’s most luxurious and top fashion brands to settle in, and then hold the highest-level fashion events on the island every year, turning it into the world’s fashion center!”

Yang Cheng took it and took a quick look and found that the plan included the most luxurious hotels, themed villas, and flagship stores of top brands, etc., to completely transform this place into a fashionable shopping paradise, thus attracting tourists from all over the world to come and spend. .

"Quite impressive!" Yang Cheng said with a smile.

Dubai's bankruptcy crisis has nothing to do with them. They are responsible for design and planning. As for whether they have the money to build it, that is a matter for the people of Dubai, but the remuneration for the three of them must not be less.

"You just have to make the decision on these matters. Let's talk about our own affairs!" Yang Cheng said with a smile.

Heidi? Klum shook his head, "You are really good at it. Now a small island costs hundreds to tens of millions of euros."

"I think about it for safety. I heard that more and more people are buying islands now. The market for small islands is booming. Whether you live on your own or invest in it, it is very cost-effective. And sometimes when you get tired of the hustle and bustle of the city, you can go there Go hide on a small island for a while, there will be no reporters, no media, and you will be free and at ease!" Yang Cheng said with a smile.

He has spent a lot of money over the years, but has earned even more, so he really doesn't have much concept about money. Anyway, as long as he is not starving for money, and he is also happy to spend a large amount every year. Do charity at home and abroad.

He didn't have this ability in his previous life, but now he has it. He really feels that he should give back to the society and the fans who support him and love him, so he has never been stingy in charity.

"Since terrorist activities have become more and more rampant, many people do want to buy small islands, but the environment of the small island is also very important, such as geographical location, altitude, fresh water treatment, whether it can generate its own electricity, etc."

Listen Heidi? Krum said this in detail, and Yang Cheng was confused.

"You don't know anything, and you just want to buy an island?" Sienna smiled triumphantly. She liked to see Yang Cheng embarrassed. Who makes this guy act like an old man all day long? I know everything. posture.

Yang Cheng glared at her fiercely and turned to Heidi? Krum, "Okay, just say it!"

Heidi? Krum shook his head. She had been like Yang Cheng's nanny in his personal life over the years, but she had long been used to it. This guy had this kind of personality and was always careless about things in life.

"There are only a few private island hotspots now, including Canadian waters, the Bahamas in the Caribbean, and some areas in Asia, such as Fiji."

"Is there any difference?" Yang Cheng asked.

“Islands in Asia are the cheapest, some even cost a few thousand dollars, but there are likely to be local people on them. Mel Gibson bought an island in Fiji, but he ended up having a very unhappy time with the indigenous people on it; Canada The islands in the Bahamas are considered mid-range, and the islands in the Bahamas are the most luxurious and expensive because the Caribbean has an impressive reputation.”

Yang Cheng nodded, remained silent, and continued to listen.

"I talked to Farhan, and he said that a small island in New Zealand has recently changed hands. It is small, only 0.5 square kilometers, and has no bugs. You can see dolphins jumping in the bay on the beach. It is an almost perfect natural environment. The residence has a helicopter landing pad, a small port, a spa, a swimming pool, and a wine cellar halfway up the mountain.”

“But the most important thing is that this small island has fresh water, solar power generation, is self-sufficient, has wireless networks and communication facilities, in short, it has everything you need, except that there are no reporters and media, and no one will harass you. It is an excellent place. A great place, but the price is quite expensive!”

"How much?" Yang Cheng was tempted.

"15 million euros, but we should still be able to negotiate the price!" Heidi? Krum said.

"15 million euros?" Yang Cheng was a little surprised.

Heidi? Krum thought he thought it was expensive, and nodded, "It is indeed a bit expensive. The key point is that sentence. It has advantages in geographical location, fresh water, power generation, etc., plus it is located in New Zealand, I think the price is worth it! "

Yang Cheng originally wanted to say it was very cheap, but he quickly thought of it, Heidi? Klum said 0.5 square kilometers, which means the island is actually very small, and Johnny? Depp, Nicholas? Compared to the small islands of dozens of square kilometers that Cage and others often visit, they are indeed much more expensive, after all, the area is so small.

"Why is New Zealand more expensive?" Yang Cheng asked strangely.

"Because the wind in New Zealand comes from the Antarctic, it can be guaranteed that there will be no wind from the north all year round, so it is definitely the cleanest in the world. Even if one day in the future, a world nuclear war really breaks out, there will be no nuclear radiation or anything like that. It won’t affect these small islands because the wind here blows northward!”

When Yang Cheng heard it, he still didn't quite understand it, but it seemed to make sense.

"The best-selling islands now are Canada and New Zealand. The former is the most cost-effective, and the latter is the most in line with everyone's health concepts. Moreover, solar power generation can basically be achieved here and it is self-sufficient."

After Yang Cheng heard this, he completely changed from being tempted to buying it. He wanted such an island.

"Let's go to the island together sometime!" Yang Cheng suggested.

"When are you free?" Heidi? Krum asked.

Yang Cheng frowned, "Uh... they seem to be very busy. Why don't you find a chance to go over and have a look first? I'll go when I have time."

"I knew it!" Sienna made a face and grinned.

He simply didn't look at this girl, thinking in his mind, if he really bought an island, why not just let Joaquin? Torres, Heidi? Krum and Sienna? We will work together with Miller to design this small island better. When the time comes, I will go and live on the island for a while. Not to mention how comfortable my life will be.

If you can spend 15 million euros to buy a piece of pure land that is free from pollution and will not be disturbed by people in this noisy world, it might not be a very cost-effective thing!

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