Chapter 1072 Hospitable Host, Safety First Is King

Although it is the second time to participate in the Olympic Games, it is really the first time for Lin Yi to come to Brazil.

And it turns out that without comparison there is no harm.

e, now, the London Olympic Games can proudly announce that they are a very successful Olympic Games.

In fact, as early as the World Cup in Brazil two years ago, the "hospitality" of the Brazilian people left a deep impression on the world.

Take this Olympic Games as an example. Reporters from all over the world have already made preparations. For example, expensive photographic equipment must be kept properly, because even if you are robbed in broad daylight, the police in Brazil will only They will spread their hands to you, expressing that they are helpless.

In addition, when encountering robbery, the Brazilian police warmly reminded: life is precious, please do not resist, and spending money to eliminate disasters when necessary is the kingly way.

In Lin Yi's previous life, many netizens complained on the Internet that the mess of the Rio Olympics was deliberately reported by the Chinese media in order to highlight how good the Beijing Olympics were, but in fact before the opening of the Rio Olympics, freedom and peace were advocated. The air is always sweet, and there is a movie in Meidi that well reflects the local law and order situation in Rio.

In this movie called "Fast and Furious 5", the police in Rio not only acted as the umbrella of the underworld, but also took bribes and corruption. In addition, the tragedy of the people in the Brazilian slums was also reflected.

No way, in the eyes of some people, there are all kinds of bad things in China, and all kinds of good things abroad. Don’t you see that you can go to the street to eat skewers at two or three in the morning in China, but in foreign countries?

I'm sorry, even Lin Yi didn't dare to roam the streets of New York at 2 o'clock in the morning.

As for Rio, well, from this point of view, apart from the unpalatable food in London, Lin Yi thinks London is simply paradise.

Because as a person who has been there, Lin Yi knows very well that the Rio Olympics will also blind people's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

What got the flag wrong? It is commonplace for athletes from all over the world to not have their luggage there when they check into hotels and the Olympic Village. Lin Yi remembers that Shi Dongpeng, a Chinese 110-meter hurdles athlete, was unlucky, because this straightforward kid mistook Rio for Beijing. After going to the toilet, Shi Dongpeng found out: who am I, where am I, and where is my luggage?

In addition, many journalists who came back to Brazil for reporting for the first time did not pay attention to the teachings of their predecessors. As a result, many reporters paid a painful lesson for this.

And the most amazing thing is that in the Olympic Village and hotels, you can't trust even the security personnel, because they are likely to steal your mobile phone and valuables in the next second.

What is even more shocking is that before the opening of the Olympic Games, a jaguar, the mascot of the Brazilian military, broke away from its belt after participating in the Olympic torch relay ceremony in Manaus, the capital of Amazonas, and attempted to attack a soldier, but was arrested on the spot. killed

Perhaps this jaguar chose this kind of suicide attack because it could not bear the humiliation.

"My God, I said I would go to the Olympic venues, but I asked the staff here just now, and they said that most of the venues have not been repaired." After arriving in Rio, the eldest nephew who wanted to be an Internet celebrity quietly Because this is not participating in the Olympics, even in A, I have never played such a poor away game!

"Oh, so it is right for the country to encourage traveling abroad, because only by going abroad can you receive patriotic education!" Lin Yi said after patting his eldest nephew on the shoulder.

Because of Lin Yi, who came here, the men's basketball team did not go to the Olympic Village after arriving in New York ahead of schedule, but directly stayed in a five-star hotel in Rio.

Forget about the Olympic Village, because Lin Yi knows very well that the Olympic Village of the Rio Olympics is like a slum. When the American men's basketball team arrives in two days, Lin Yi believes that Twitter will be very lively.

Because by then, even Stephen Curry will think the beds in the Olympic Village are too narrow.

Not to mention, most of the toilets in the Rio Olympic Village are broken.

can't afford it, can't afford it

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But even with enough preparation,

After arriving in Rio, accidents continued to appear one after another.

The Chinese men's basketball team, which originally planned to have a warm-up match with Serbia on July 27, was on the bus to the competition venue, because they bumped into a Brazilian police rally who happened to come to "ask for salary". As a result, the friendly match had to be postponed. up.

Because neither the Serbian men's basketball team nor the Chinese men's basketball team could arrive at the game on time.

Jokic texted Lin Yi helplessly: "Watch the sky! Are we really going to participate in the Olympics here in a few days?"

Lin Yi replied to Jokic: "Yes, boy."

Well, although it was postponed for one day, the warm-up match between China and Serbia was held "smoothly" on the 28th.

e. Except that the air conditioner could not be turned on, the timer and the scoreboard were wrong, and finally the Chinese and Serbian coaches had to score and time themselves, this friendly match was really smooth.

In the end, the men's basketball team lost 65 to 68 in this warm-up match. Lin Yi only played in the first half, scoring 16 points and 8 rebounds.

On the 29th, the men's basketball team played a warm-up match against France in the same arena. Before the game, Parker, the star of the French team, showed a puzzled expression when he saw the Chinese coaching staff preparing the "manual scoreboard". A small French sports car asked Lin Yi curiously: "Lin, is this your tradition?"

Lin Yi smiled and touched Parker's head, "Dear Tony, you will understand in a while."

Oh, boys, you are so naive. There are still so many stadiums in Brazil that have not been repaired. Do you think they can repair the timer scoreboard and air conditioner in just one day?

So after understanding the conditions of the competition venue, the French coaching staff also joined the manual scoring and manual timing.

Lin Yi still only played in the first half of this game, scoring 14 points and 7 rebounds. The Chinese men's basketball team lost 70 to 76 in the end.

It is worth mentioning that it was Gobert who played the hardest in this game. Maybe he wanted to beat Lin Yi too much. Gobert actually played for nearly 34 minutes in a stadium without air conditioning, scoring 12 points and 18. The rebound made Zhou Qi and Wang Zelin doubt their lives for a while.

"Boss, how is my performance?" After the game, Gobert raised his eyebrows proudly at Lin Yi.

"Well, it's pretty good." Lin Yi said after patting Gobert's shoulder.

Poor Gobert, if Jokic was on the scene at this time, Jokic would definitely tell Gobert the truth behind Linyi's concerned eyes.

Silly kid, you played so hard in the warm-up match, you will be doomed when you get back to the Knicks, did you make it?

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