Chapter 1474 Hansen's Bear Child
At ten o'clock in the morning, Yang Cheng felt a sharp pain in the top of his head, and woke up from his sleep. Before he regained consciousness, he saw a kid who looked less than 5 years old, running around on top of his head with a toy car Go, cooperating with your own head as a runway?
Wait, how come there are children? Where did this brat come from? Actually ran into your own house? Where's old John? Why didn't you stop it?
A series of questions emerged in his mind, and then his brain began to recover. He gently pushed the bear away, sat up slowly, and looked around at the furnishings of the room. Sure enough, this was not his home~
"Woohoo~" The bear boy screamed strangely, and then put the car on Yang Cheng's back and slid back and forth. Damn, who is this kid? Yang Cheng glared at him unhappily.
In the end, the boy was not afraid, he stuck out his tongue and made a face, and continued to use Yang Cheng's back as a toy field in his own way.
Yang Cheng is speechless, but she can't vent her anger on the child, right?
He now has a splitting headache and his thinking ability is so impeded that it is difficult to recall what happened last night.
I went to the nightclub by myself, opened a lot of wine, and then the whole nightclub carnivaled. I and the three beauties were all drunk, and I took turns going to the bathroom to pursue the exciting GC.
last~ last~ last~
Yang Cheng's throat let out a 'cough', "It hurts~"
The moment his memory stopped at the door of the bathroom, he seemed to see three men who looked exactly the same, and was wondering if they were triplets? It went dark, and then I didn't remember anything.
So where are you now?
He should be very safe. After all, there would be no neatly dressed brats in a dangerous place, let alone a bright bedroom.
Of course, what reassures him the most is Hansen's existence. He doesn't believe that Hansen will lose himself.
No, he had to talk to the brat, rubbed the head of the chicken nest, and turned around to show his affinity to the brat, "Boy, what's your name?"
The bear raised his head and glanced at him with contempt, then lowered his head and continued playing with the toy car!
Yang Cheng's face turned black, shit, how long has it been since someone ignored her like this, kid, is your dad Bill Gates?
Tolerate! I will endure! Yang Cheng told herself so~
"Son, answering adults' questions is a polite and good boy, and won't embarrass your parents?"
Yang Cheng was secretly proud, the little hairy kid with no teeth, isn't it easy and enjoyable to deal with?
Yang Cheng, who thought he was a general, was still immersed in leisurely contentment. Obviously, the hangover affected not only his physical condition, but also his IQ!
Now he forcibly pulled his IQ to the same level as that of a brat.
Just when he was complacent and was about to listen to the brat's answer, the brat covered his mouth and retreated to the wall, and said with a disgusted face, "Mouth stinks~"
Damn, your uncle! Does my bad mouth have anything to do with you?
Yang Cheng glared at the bear boy, and was about to give him a slap in the face, telling him who was the boss, when the door was suddenly pushed open, and Hansen, who was dressed in home clothes, walked in with a smile on his face, "Boss, wake up!" Is it? Sorry, did little Hansen disturb your rest? This kid is too naughty, just like when I was a child."
Blinking in confusion, Yang Cheng pointed at the bear boy, "Is this your son?"
Hansen picked up his son, and took a bite on the tender little cheek, "Yes, his name is Hansen II, and he will be 5 years old soon. Does he look like me?"
Yang Cheng looked at the brat hiding behind his father and making faces at him with a smirk, and nodded insincerely, "Like, it smells so good~"
Hansen didn't think much, and smiled contentedly.
Shaking his head, he ignored the brat, looked around again and said, "So, this is your home?"
"Yes, thanks to the boss, I can live in such a nice house. By the way, my wife went to work after making breakfast. She is now working in an elementary school. It was the job that Old John helped to find. Our family All very grateful."
Yang Cheng heard that his subordinates lived a good life,
He himself also has a sense of accomplishment, "That's good, no need to be grateful, you work hard for me, if you can't even guarantee your family's life, my boss is such a jerk."
After a pause, even he himself felt bad breath, and said awkwardly, "Well, can I borrow your bathroom? I want to take a shower, otherwise I won't be able to go out with this suit on."
Hansen immediately moved away, "Of course, I have all the toiletries ready, and a new set of clothes, which my brother went to LV to get."
Yang Cheng stood up, "Thank you, buddy."
. . .
After all, she was in someone else's house, and Yang Cheng didn't have the habit of domineering. This is not the old society anymore. She washed it hastily and put on brand new clothes. As for the old clothes, they naturally went to the trash can, and she was too lazy to wash them , not too expensive anyway.
After wiping his head and walking out of the bathroom, Hansen reheated the breakfast and asked Yang Cheng to sit down, "Boss, I don't know if it suits your taste."
Yang Cheng took a glance and found that they were all ordinary sandwich milk, and the taste was not much different. She nodded and said, "Thank you, let's sit down and eat together."
Hansen shook his head, "I've already eaten, boss, don't worry about me, eat more."
Yang Cheng didn't speak anymore, and started to eat sullenly. He vomited several times last night, and he couldn't remember it himself. He knew that his stomach was empty enough to hold a cow.
The two finished half of the sandwiches, and suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said to Hansen, "Watch TV, I want to see the news report on last night's game."
"Yes~"
The small TV in the dining room was turned on, and Hansen tuned to TNT. Sure enough, there was a sports program discussing last night's Eastern Conference finals against Tianwangshan.
The guests of the show are naturally the commentary team: Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, and the newly joined Ao Pang!
"Last night's game was a piece of shit, Xiao Hua is ruining this league." Barkley continued to maintain his big mouth style, there is no one he dare not mock or scold!
Kenny Smith is a good guy, and for the sake of the show, he must make a fair comment, and the villain will naturally be handed over to the newly joined O'Pang.
"I can't say that, maybe from the point of view of the referee, some balls were indeed fouled?"
Barkley's face was full of absurdity, "Jesus Christ, Kenny, you've also played. Is it really necessary to brag about Dwyane's foul at the beginning? They are all irrelevant defensive moves!"
Not to be outdone, Oban retorted, "You know I have been teammates with Dwyane, we have reached the finals together and won the championship, Dwyane's defense is very aggressive in important games, and sometimes the referee whistles Hard, it's normal to be called a foul."
"Damn it, if it were you, you would have been so wronged and crying~"
Ao Pang chuckled, "Really? I remember you being beaten and crying by me!"
Barkley's tone stagnated, "We don't mention the past~"
The scene burst into laughter, and Barkley has always amuse the audience with the attributes of live treasures.
Kenny Smith was responsible for controlling the rhythm and brought the topic back, "Well, let's continue the game last night. To be honest, Dwyane's end is definitely a fatal blow to the Nets."
Barkley immediately said, "Yes, you know what Dwyane means to the Nets. That's an average of 30.5 points per game since the playoffs. Without Dwyane, the Nets have lost more than 30 points out of thin air. Only if they don't lose Strange."
Oban still holds a different view, "I think after Dwyane left the field, Chris did not show the performance of the core of the team."
Barkley interjected, "onman, Chriss beat Kyrie Irving in the second half~"
Ao Pang spread his hands, "So what? You and I both know that the playoffs are a stage for superstars to score. You can't win a game with assists alone, because you can't control the touch of your teammates."
"Chris scored 27 points in the second half, 15 of which were scored in the last quarter, which is enough to show his excellence. The Nets lost to the referee, which is the most terrible thing!" Barkley said coldly retorted.
"No, if Chris showed this kind of performance when Dwyane just left the court in the first quarter, the morale of the Nets will definitely go against the trend, and it is very possible to take the opportunity to take the game away!
However, Chris's successive strikes after Dwyane left the field directly ruined the key point chasing time, which is the most deadly. "
As one of the greatest centers in history, O'Neal has enough qualifications and confidence to evaluate any current star. convinced.
Straining his neck, he said, "Don't talk about it, if there is no referee to intervene, maybe nothing will happen after that. The Nets took advantage of the momentum of the first two victories to win the battle of Tianwangshan and advance to the finals. Normal script."
O'Neill smiled lightly, "Your remarks are all hypothetical. I can't say anything, but you have to know that referees are also part of the game. Since you have participated in this game, you must adapt to the rules of the game."
Barkley sneered, "Are you kidding me? That's right, only you, a person with only 50% free throw percentage, don't care about the referee's behavior, anyway, you can't make free throws~"
"Fatty man, do you dare to compete with me for free throws?"
Barkley is also the top iron, and he immediately faced the battle, "Why don't you dare? What are you betting on? I will win you!"
O'Neal practiced free throws hard in the later stages of his career. Although he didn't make much progress, he was much better than the previous one who often made two free throws and zero free throws. Now he is entertaining and has a relaxed mind. For professional players, he can still guarantee a certain shooting percentage .
The key is that the opponent is a big fat pig like Barkley, and no one can lose to him, otherwise he will be laughed at for the rest of his life.
Because it is a special program, the scene is specially arranged as an indoor basketball court scene. The basket is ready-made, and there is no need for too much preparation, and the game can be played now!
Seeing this, Yang Cheng bit his sandwich, took out his mobile phone and called Sean Marx, and when the other party connected, he directly ordered, "I will ask the housekeeper to find the referee who was detained for collecting illegal money back then, and you should immediately arrange for him to accept The interview is specifically aimed at the league's manipulation of referees to interfere with the game!"
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