You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 1092 Disciple Is About to Lose His Virginity

Li Gu nodded, and said in a sad tone: "Qingxu is different from Ye Zizi's amnesia. Qingxu's amnesia is very thorough, and he won't use poison anymore. He completely treats himself as an ordinary person."

"We were going to catch him, he was going to commit suicide, and it turned out that we seemed to be very afraid of him committing suicide, so we forced us to buy food. Damn, I can't take on this task anymore." I was about to cry, the threat was too arranged, I've never seen such a shameless person.

When I first came here, I was afraid of being poisoned to death, but it turned out that instead of being poisoned to death, I was going to be pissed off.

Ye Hua's face turned dark after hearing this, did he step on shit today! Why is it so unlucky!

Even Qingxu is an idiot!

Ye Hua walked up to Qingxu with a straight face, looking at that fat belly, which has at least ten layers of "abdominal muscles", is that face still a face!

Even Qingxu, who used to be a master of women's clothing, can still look like Bright, but now she looks like this!

Is this the fall of humanity, or the fall of the team.

Qingxu looked at the handsome guy in front of him, and suddenly let out a hey laugh, that fat and oily hand actually touched the bald head, and the light reflected instantly...

Ye Hua was stunned.

"Do you know who I am!" Ye Hua asked coldly, this innocence must be faking, it can't be such a fool!

Qingxu grabbed a roast chicken again, and started to bite from the buttocks: "Do you want to buy me food too? If you don't buy it, I will commit suicide."

Ye Hua: "..."

Fuck me!

This guy actually threatened the deity to commit suicide, so the deity will send you to the west now!

Seeing that his lord was about to lose his temper, Li Gu hurriedly hugged him: "Your lord, don't get excited, this guy really lost his memory!"

Dou Fushi also said beside him: "Your Majesty, I found out clearly in the small village that Qingxu appeared ten years ago, and they watched Qingxu become so fat."

Ye Hua was panting heavily, a little short of breath, obviously very angry with everything that happened today.

Originally thought that after finding Qingxu, he could rely on Qingxu's medical skills to treat his mother, but he never expected him to turn into such a ghost!

Just now, he even threatened the deity!

Your fucking nature hasn't changed, and you know how to threaten the deity! good! It's getting worse!

"Benefactor, can I have some vegetarian food?" Qing Xu patted his hands together, and folded his palms towards Ye Hua with reverence.

Seeing Qingxu's actions, Ye Hua wanted to kill him directly, you are fucking playing yourself!

Also alms! Deityize your MB!

"Your Majesty, calm down." Li Gu said so, but in fact, the thought of killing Qingxu appeared in his mind N times, this person said it was the seven deadly sins, isn't that embarrassing!

"Benefactor, why are you so angry, let the little monk solve your problems for you." Qingxu asked plainly, but with that big face, it was so joyful.

"Cracked bone! I'm fucking going to kill him!"

"My lord, calm down! Just get used to it!"

However, Qingxu calmly said: "Benefactor, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately."

Ye Hua: "..."

Cracked Bone: "..."

Dou Ukiyo: "..."

This Qingxu is afraid that he killed too many people in the past, and in this life he wants to be a monk to chant scriptures and Buddha.

Ye Huazhen cracked his bone and grabbed it with one hand!

Qingxu's huge emotions floated in the air.

However, the mood was very calm. He closed his eyes and put his hands together: "Jesus said, I am not as good as hell, whoever goes to hell."

The cracked bones and white eyes rolled out: "This is what God said!"

Dou Fushi was ashamed and corrected, "This is what the Buddha said."

The bone-cracking backhand is just a slap on the head: "Nonsense, don't I know, big brother! It's just testing you!"

"Oh, that's it, big brother is really smart."

"Of course."

Ye Hua felt like he was going to explode, why did he have such a stupid subordinate, it was so painful!

"Benefactor, if you want to kill the little monk, the little monk will not resist, but the little monk is not full yet, can the benefactor buy ten roasted chickens for the little monk, put more chili, and don't roast it too cooked, or it will have no taste."

Ye Hua was dumbfounded after hearing this, and then covered his forehead and laughed.

Lie Gu and Dou Ukiyo retreated, what happened to your lord, it was so scary.

Qingxu directly drove His Majesty crazy.

Ye Hua laughed for a long time, then stretched out his hand and shook it, only to see a few strange marks on Qingxu's head.

Back then, Ye Hua used the Fengyue candle to shine on Zizi, only to find that Zizi was suspected of being sealed, but the Fengyue candle was a disposable product, just one.

But although this trick is not as effective as Fengyue Dengzhu, it can barely see if this guy has broken a tendon somewhere!

Otherwise, why would he lose his memory, and even forget that he is a poison master!

Even if you forget that you are a poison master, you still have to remember that you can make an antidote! The deity's mother is still waiting for the antidote to save her life!

This is no joke!

Seeing Ye Hua staring at him like this, Qingxu felt a little numb in his heart: "Benefactor, I haven't bathed for a long time, forget about the benefactor and think twice before acting."

The corner of Ye Hua's mouth twitched slightly after hearing this, and he directly sealed Qingxu's mouth!

Qing Xu was shocked, what a terrifying man!

She actually blocked her mouth, was she afraid of screaming herself?

Lord Buddha, my disciple is about to lose his virginity today...

Ye Hua looked at the characteristics of Qingxu, there was no adverse reaction, it seemed normal, there was no seal, nothing!

Could it be that he encountered Brett?

To wake up after being beaten to death?

Do you want to try it?

Qingxu looked at Ye Hua at this time, swallowed, this handsome guy has really unique taste, he actually likes himself.

As a disciple of Buddha, one should enjoy helping others, come on! Hurt me handsome~

Fortunately, Ye Hua couldn't hear it. If he knew, he would definitely give it a try, beat Qingxu to death, and see if he could be revived.

After all, Bright was beaten to death back then, and then he came back to life, and then he knew everything.

Maybe Qingxu is also like this.

"Your Majesty, you can't help it. If you are really beaten to death, then you are really dead." Li Gu still wanted to warn, it might be an accident on Brett's side, but what if Qingxu didn't come back to life!

Ye Hua thought the same, if she really died, who would heal her mother's illness!

Moreover, he would also lose a powerful subordinate, the gain outweighs the loss!

Bright was also beaten to death by others back then, should someone else beat Qingxu to death? Ye Hua looked at Dou Fushi.

Dou Fushi trembled all over, respecting this look, so unique.

However, Qingxu swallowed again, and there was another person who wanted to join in!

There are two handsome guys who want to fuck themselves, my God!

Buddha!

I'm going to stain your eyes today, but don't panic, I will try my best to let the two benefactors get spiritual happiness.

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