Chapter 141: 3 Tricks to Defend Against Wolves
Sometimes you really have to admit that some women are just blessed by God.
Just like Zhang Ning, his appearance is so beautiful that it brings disaster to the country and the people, his skin is so good that it can be broken by a bullet, his body is so hot that the world is shaking, he is also incredibly smart, and his knowledge is so good.
If such a perfect woman is not the biological daughter of God, who would believe it?
Huang Ying is not bad, the school flower of the University of Southampton, and also a top student in architectural design.
Since Yang Huan developed and tapped his potential, his body seems to be in constant transformation.
Not only the figure, but also the ambiguity began to be very tempting.
No, I just sent a selfie, revealing two long, curvy legs with thin skin and tender flesh, just...
"Not quite right!"
But before Yang Huan could see it clearly, the photo was automatically deleted.
At this moment, Yang Huan scolded Zhu Liangcheng and Wang Lin in his heart, what are you doing for ten seconds? Can't you set the time longer?
But he didn't notice that he set the time to burn after reading it.
"Beauty, I didn't see it clearly, send another one?" Yang Huan sent over with a toothy smile.
Huang Yingjiao gave a shy expression, "No."
"Send it again, I promise, just once, I really didn't see it clearly just now."
"What do you want to see?" Huang Ying replied with a grinning expression.
"Nonsense, of course it's your two pink thighs, but this time I have to pull the camera up a little, I didn't see it clearly just now."
When Yang Huan said it, he really didn't think about it at all, just thinking about the photo just now.
It's so wrong, I always feel that something is wrong, but I can't say it specifically.
Huang Ying smiled and returned an expression, and soon sent another photo.
Yang Huan pressed his finger on the screen and immediately received the photo.
At first glance, it really looks like two thighs, but why does it feel that the length and size of the two legs are slightly different?
And both photos only see knees and thighs,
The faintly exposed calf does not seem to have a calf either.
"It's not your thigh, I'll squeeze it!"
After ten seconds, as soon as the picture disappeared, Yang Huan suddenly realized.
I was deceived by this girl, where are these two tender thighs with white flowers.
In a previous life, Yang Huan had seen some selfies, where two thighs could be taken with two fingers.
Huang Ying replied with a shy expression, "Oh, you found out."
Soon, another photo was sent, and sure enough, she used the index finger and middle finger of her right hand to pose with her two thighs slightly apart. As long as the camera lens is good, the effect of two thighs can be photographed completely.
"My God, sure enough, this thing is still unreliable, you have to watch it live!"
Yang Huan secretly rejoiced that she was shrewd, otherwise, she wouldn't even know if she was really deceived.
Thanks to myself, I thought this girl was so bold today, and promised to send a selfie with a few words.
Dare she is ready!
"Hee hee, I'll give you three free photos." Huang Ying replied.
Soon three pictures came in a row.
After Yang Huan held down the reception, he looked dumbfounded.
The first is an anti-wolf spray, the second is a photo of a thigh in full-covered hairy stockings, and the third is a female condom with a needle on the top.
Needless to say, these three pictures were all searched from the Internet.
"Damn it, isn't this too cruel?" Yang Huan laughed when he saw it.
Huang Ying quickly replied, "I'll see if you dare to mess around outside in the future."
"Am I messing around? No!" Yang Huan looked innocent.
"You are called the three anti-wolf moves. The first move should be called shutting the door and spraying the wolf. The second move is called hair growing in the skirt. The third move is the ultimate nirvana. What's the name..."
Both idioms were born out of Thirty-Six Stratagems, but they were tampered with by him.
Huang Ying waited for a minute. Seeing that Yang Huan hadn't said anything, she asked, "What's the third trick called?"
"I still don't say it." Yang Huan returned a thief smile.
"Che, I definitely can't think of it."
"No matter what you say, I just won't tell you anyway. If you have the ability, you can think for yourself."
Huang Ying returned a humming expression.
"Or, you send me a full-leg selfie and I'll tell you."
"Rare!" Huang Ying replied with a pretty expression.
Putting down the phone, she was lying on her bed, her heart was beating so fast.
She found that the guy on the other end of the phone was getting worse and worse. He was teasing her all day long.
Sometimes, in the middle of class, I suddenly send a few WeChat messages. Fortunately, I have some self-control, otherwise how can I study?
However, she became more and more immersed in this game being molested by Yang Huan, which made her feel stimulated and her heartbeat accelerated.
Even if one day, she didn't receive Yang Huan's teasing WeChat, she would be very unaccustomed and very lonely.
Is this the legendary love?
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"Hello, we are from the TV sports channel, can I ask you a question?"
"Okay, you can ask."
"Which game are you most concerned about in the upcoming FA Cup round of 16 knockout?"
"Well... Chelsea play Southampton away."
"why?"
"First of all, I'm not a fan of either team, but this game attracted me because both teams have a lot of stars. Although Southampton is a League One team, they beat Arsenal by surprise. People They say they are a seriously underrated team."
"Well, then can you predict, which team do you think will win this game?"
"Um... Chelsea."
"why?"
"Chelsea is a Premier League team in the end, it is stronger, Southampton is really strong in League One, but it is too young, and Chelsea has just spent a lot of money to introduce Torres and David Luiz, the team's strength has improved greatly."
"Oh, I see, well, thank you for taking our investigation."
Soon, another person came over, and the reporter immediately greeted him.
"Hello, we are from the TV sports channel, can you please do a survey for us?"
...
This scene, which happened on the streets of London's downtown, quickly appeared in the news of TV's sports channel.
"This is a questionnaire survey conducted by our reporter in London today. According to the results we have obtained, 93% of all 200 neutral fans surveyed believe that Chelsea should be able to win, almost overwhelmingly dominant.”
The host of the news program announced the results of the questionnaire with a smile.
"It turns out that fans do have reasons to be optimistic about Chelsea."
"In the transfer market during the just-concluded winter break, Chelsea introduced Torres and David Luiz for £50 million and £25 million respectively. The strength has been greatly improved and is seen as the most promising team to come back and win the championship in the second half."
"Chelsea quickly defeated the two major rivals Manchester United and Manchester City 2:1 and 2:0. Ancelotti's team showed a good competitive state after the winter break."
"It's hard to believe that Southampton can stop the Blues' progress."
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Not just TV.
After the FA Cup draw results were freshly released, major British media responded one after another, making predictions for the eight games in the FA Cup round of 16 knockout rounds, of which Southampton's home game against Chelsea was the most eye-catching.
Although this is a contest between Premier League giants and League One teams, it has attracted the attention of countless fans.
Can a team that kills Arsenal be a fuel-efficient lamp?
However, in the winter break, Chelsea, which has continuously introduced strong aids with a lot of money, and its strength has been greatly improved, has become the darling of all predictions without exception, and more than 90% of them support Chelsea to win.
Martin Samuel, a well-known Daily Mail columnist who supported Southampton's victory over Arsenal before, has confirmed his position as a die-hard Blues fan this time, detailing Chelsea's strengths and Southampton's weaknesses in his column.
"I called Frank and I asked him how he was going to Southampton?"
"He answered me with a smile on the phone and said it felt like he was going on vacation."
"I want to say, this mood is right, relax."
"Arsenal will lose because they are so nervous."
"Take it easy, Chelsea can easily beat Southampton, I'm absolutely sure of that!"
Other media are also paying attention to this game.
One factor that makes everyone more determined that Southampton can't win is that Southampton also has more injuries.
Although Chelsea also has injuries, the main lineup is relatively complete, especially after the return of the main right-back Bosingwa, the devil wings that Ancelotti has been waiting for are also complete.
But Southampton in the case of Adam Lallana's injury has not yet recovered, Neymar is also injured.
This has further exacerbated the overwhelming underestimation of Southampton.
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"Wow, what the hell is going on with the team's public relations?"
In a BMW X6 headed to the Stapleswood training base, Long Wu drove in the front row, and Yang Huan sat in the back row reading the morning newspaper, scolding dissatisfied.
"The whole page is the voice of the opponent. I just saw Chelsea and their players show their teeth and claws in front of me. What about our people? Aren't they very active on weekdays? When things come to an end, are they all dead?"
The more Yang Huan thought about it, the more angry he became. At the critical moment, he had to show his momentum.
Especially in such a crucial football match, the momentum is particularly important.
Take out the phone, press the number a few times, and call out.
"Hey, Sun Yue, what's your PR department doing? I read the newspaper, and it was all Chelsea's voices, from the players to the head coach, and even the upstart Abramovich came out to speak."
Sun Yue's bitter laughter came over the phone, "Master Huan, haven't I been busy with the special tasks you explained these days?"
"You mean, I should find someone to share your task?"
"No, no, Young Master Huan, I definitely didn't mean that!" Sun Yue immediately denied it.
Isn't this blocking yourself?
Young Master Huan trusts himself to give such an important task to himself. If it is given to others, how can he be the number one horse boy under Young Master Huan?
"That's good, I want to see your counterattack in the shortest possible time."
Sun Yue immediately assured over there, "No problem, Young Master Huan, I promise, I will shoot back immediately!"
"Well, it's better to play the momentum of our great men who shot Golden Gate and fuck Chelsea to death!"
"no problem!"
"Also, you should promote more. Isn't Torres, who just joined recently, not doing well? You let the media say that this guy will become Chelsea's biggest parallel import after Shevchenko!"
"Ah?" Sun Yue was taken aback, "No way?"
Torres, but Chelsea spent 50 million pounds to introduce, that is equivalent to 500 million yuan.
Will this guy be a parallel importer?
"If you do, just shoot him, it's better to make him unable to bear it and force Ancelotti to get on him!"
Sun Yue snorted, "Master Huan, isn't Ancelotti's taste so heavy!"
Yang Huan immediately burst out laughing, "Just do as your motherfuckers do!"
"Understood, I know what to do!" Sun Yue immediately assured.
In my heart, I was thinking to myself that I was the leader of Young Master Huan. There were so many things and I was busy, so I couldn't keep up.
It seems that it is time to find a pony for himself to share some things with.
If there aren't a few people who can take advantage of it, how can you be embarrassed to say that it is the leader of Young Master Huan?
Saying it out is also embarrassing for Young Master Huan.
Yang Huan didn't know what Sun Yue was thinking. After hanging up the phone viciously, the car came to the Stapletwood training base.
Bielsa is having a headache with his coaching staff and his players.
In the end, how do you play this bad battle against Chelsea? ()