Madam Became a National Male God After Wearing the Book

Chapter 244 Leg Brake!

The uncle was stunned, his eyes flickered, and he immediately regained his composure.

"Ah, yes, I'm a swarm performer, you don't know, little brother, I've been a swarm performer for a long time, and I know a lot of big directors, big stars, and some traffic.

Now these high-volume acting skills are hard to describe in one word. "

Joe sat cross-legged on the tablecloth, put the little dolphin on his lap, took out a cream cake from the lunch box, opened it and was about to feed the little dolphin.

"Little brother, you're just giving preference to one another. Why can he eat cake? Give me the duck tongue."

The uncle said it with an aggrieved face, as if Qiao Yi had abused him.

Qiao Yi glanced at him indifferently, dug up a big lump of cake and fed it to the little dolphin,

"I'll give you that, to complement the form!"

Uncle: "..."

"If you don't want to eat, give it back to me!"

Qiao snatched it as soon as she stretched out her hand, and the uncle was faster than her, sticking out his tongue and licking Zhou Heiya's packing box.

A look of gloating.

Qiao Yi: How shameless!

"Don't be angry, little brother, let's talk about the current traffic."

"Do not listen!"

"Come on, listen, it's boring anyway."

Joe One: "..."

Has anyone come to take this monster away, the old monster in the deep mountains and old forests!

"Let me tell you, the traffic in the circle nowadays, men are not like men, women are not like women, men are like women, women are like men, just like you, you say you are a young man, why do you look better than women? Beautiful, have you tried wearing women's clothes, I think if you are willing to wear women's clothes, you can definitely refresh the pinnacle of the entertainment circle."

Qiao dropped the spoon and said angrily, "Who are you scolding?"

"Song Bai, join him!"

Song Bai took the order, like he was carrying a chicken, he lifted the uncle up by his collar, ready to beat him with a punch.

"Hero, keep people under your fist!"

With the sound of a good man going down, Song Bai insisted on failing, his five sense organs twitched and couldn't go on beating.

"You can kick him." The little dolphin grandma shouted.

In the next second, Song Bai twitched his leg and kicked the uncle's ass. The uncle staggered and fell towards a tree as thick as a person.

Qiao Yixin trembled a little. In fact, she either really asked Song Bai to beat him, or she just threatened him.

If you want to blame it, blame it, the little dolphin made up this sentence exquisitely, Song Bai didn't have time to think about it, at that time, his brain could only distinguish the instructions, and he followed the little dolphin's way.

Now, if I get someone out of the way, how can...

Before she could figure out what to do, at the moment of crisis, the uncle suddenly had an idea, fell to his knees with a thud, and put on a leg brake!

Kankan stopped in front of the tree stump, and within a few centimeters it really hit it.

Qiao Yi and Song Bai were dumbfounded: this person is a strange person.

"Yiyi, I'm coming!"

Before the Wenjia people arrived, the voice came first.

The wind-like woman rushed towards Qiao Yi and threw herself on Qiao Yi,

"Huh? Whose child is this?"

"Yeah? The baby is so beautiful."

"Huh? The baby looks like you. When did you carry me behind your back and have a baby with me? You scum..."

As soon as Qiao stretched out his hand, he was as fast as lightning, and he blocked Wen Jia's mouth violently.

I am an ancestor, thank you!

If I keep shouting, people all over the world will know that I am a woman!

"No no no no no..."

Wen Jia looked puzzled, and didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all. Qiao Yi shook her head and told her to look forward.

Song Bai came into view first.

Ah, the little brother is tall and strong, with a dark face, and he has the beauty of a handsome country guy.

As for the other side, hurry up to the person on the tree trunk.

Wen Jia shook his hand, asking Qiao Yi to let her go.

"I said why you couldn't find it, so you were hiding here and being lazy!"

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