Chapter 550: The Salted Fish Is Still the Same
Putting Thunder Hammer on Jay's toilet seat in the morning when he needs to go to the bathroom is just some good-natured joke from Thor.
Take advantage of the characteristics of the Thunder Hammer: no one other than Thor can lift it, even if it is as powerful as the Hulk.
Thor, the God of Thunder, has had a lot of good-natured jokes with Li Jie recently.
1: Put the hammer of thunder on the door of the room when Li Jie was going out, so that Li Jie was trapped in the bedroom and could not go out. The only way to get out was to tear down the door or jump off the second floor. So the community where Li Jie lives can see a strange scene recently.
A certain resident who bought a second-floor villa jumped from the window on the second floor of his room every morning. Surprisingly flexible and balanced, he was not injured.
"Ha, haha. I'm just practicing the basic movements of parkour, don't worry about me." Li Jie said this to those neighbors who were concerned about him, with a smile on his face. Well, probably a smile.
2: Put the hammer of thunder on the driver's seat of Li Jie's suspension sports car. The position is just right, usually in the middle of the seat. If Li Jie doesn't mind, he can drive in a half-squat position.
Of course, he can't drive too fast, and he can't brake suddenly. As for why? hehe.
3: "Where's my checkbook?!" Li Jie frantically searched for his checkbook. As the boss of the marvel company, he is also quite valuable now. The check book can at least draw a cash check of no more than five million US dollars, and Citibank will change it.
So after the check book was lost, he was still in a hurry.
Well, guess what is the little book under the gray hammer?
Believe me, these are Thor's good jokes. There is no retaliation, and because Li Jie once forced him to eat unpalatable diet meals, and when he was forced to lose weight, he was made to jump in the swimming pool, and if he failed to meet the standard, he would be shot with a machine gun or something.
Look at Thor's sincere eyes, what he said is true. But do you dare to open your glasses and talk?
Oh, by the way. Thor's weight still hasn't dropped, and he still looks like 130 kilograms, but his body fat percentage is a little lower, which makes him look less fat than his real weight.
However, there is still a gap between the appearance of Thor and the transformed Thor anyway, and most people can't recognize it.
But after Thor holds the hammer of thunder and transforms into the god of thunder, his appearance will also change, becoming his original strong appearance.
"This is a short-term shaping of the body with divine power. This will consume a very small amount of my divine power to change the structure of the body. The plasticity of the divine body is much higher than that of mortals." A certain lying on the sofa Inside, Fatty Salted Fish said while watching "Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show" and eating popcorn.
"Then can you put your stomach away for me now? I think it's a bit greasy." Li Jie said, stroking his forehead.
"Why?" replied a saltfish (or Alaski) from Asgard, "Don't you know that's tiring? Being a human should be easier, right?"
"You are a god!" Li Jie clenched his fists.
"Oh, maybe. I don't care too much about it right now," says an Alaska, taking a bite of creamy chocolate-flavored popcorn.
"Don't you want to have a good date with Christine?!" Li Jie told himself to calm down.
"Oh, she doesn't really care. She thinks it's good for me. Christine doesn't want me to be too thin." A fat electric eel changed its posture lying on the sofa.
Li Jie felt that his blood pressure started to rise. If it wasn't because he couldn't beat you, I would have killed you long ago!
Li Jie shook his hands fiercely and left the living room occupied by Thunderball. He was worried about his future, hey~ What would happen to Odin when he saw Thor like this? Will it kill me? Li Jie wasn't sure, he was living day by day now.
Fortunately, Lan still comforted him: "Don't worry, if Odin really wants to kill you, Master Ancient One will definitely save you."
"Really?" Li Jie felt that he had grasped at straws. The ancient one is at least a power that can tie with Odin. As long as he keeps him safe, he will be safe.
"Really, Master Ancient One will bring you back to Earth while you still have breath, and then send you to the Osborne Medical Center." Lan said seriously.
Li Jie felt a faint sadness welling up in his heart. That is the reluctance of spring flowers to wither, that is the mournful cry of summer insects when they die. It is the sadness when autumn leaves fall to the earth, and it is the endless sadness of winter snow.
Well, after the Battle of New York, everything was fine except for this one. Most of the things developed according to Li Jie's original expectation.
One of the more concerned things is the condition of the little girl Penny. Her operation was successful and Dr. Otto managed to save her.
But Li Jie and Thor didn't know that during this operation. Strange, whom they had never been optimistic about before, actually made a move.
(Thor didn’t see Strange clearly when he went to the medical center. After all, he was wearing a tight surgical gown, and his back was still facing Thor. Thor couldn’t think of Strange at all, he thought it was someone from the medical center Other doctors, who helped Dr. Otto operate.)
"Is there really no need to tell anyone else?" Dr. Otto asked Strange before he left.
"No need, there are many things that don't need to be announced to the world." Strange shook his head: "I have figured out a lot of things from this operation. Maybe there are some things that really need to be done by someone. It's either me or You. There is always someone to bear it."
Strange said this as if he had realized something, and at the same time patted Dr. Otto on the shoulder and turned to leave. So this incident was not mentioned by others, just like a spray in the river, it was fleeting.
Li Jie and Thor went to see Penny, who had just recovered from a serious illness and was still recovering.
Because this child likes jellyfish very much, Li Jie also obtained a batch of precious Ise peach blossom jellyfish from Dongyang through his relationship. It was raised in a small aquarium and placed in Penny's ward.
The little girl couldn't move her eyes when she saw these beautiful peach blossom jellyfish.
"Wow! This looks better than the jellyfish caught by SpongeBob SquarePants! It's great! It's great! It's a beautiful jellyfish!" With the little girl's unique high-decibel voice, Panny spoke incoherently.
It's a good thing just to make a little girl happy, it's a good thing that an innocent little life is saved.
And just when Li Jie had just finished dealing with Penny's affairs at the medical center, his assistant at Marvel made a call.
"Hi~boss. Someone wants to see you. I think you may need to come to the company immediately." His assistant said seriously.
Li Jie frowned and asked, "Who is it?"
"Michael Eisner!" The assistant's tone was a little excited.
But Li Jie asked unconsciously: "Who is that? What are they doing?"
"Oh, Tiana! Boss, Michael Eisner! He is the president of the Disney Group! The top figure in the global entertainment industry! The king of Hollywood!" The assistant said in a tone that did not recognize Li Jie: "Come back soon boss, Michael Eisner is waiting for you in your office!"