Chapter 154 Uncle Will Take You for a Drink
Du Fei rode his bicycle back to the courtyard.
It was almost dark by now.
As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw a pretty good-looking woman with two braids coming out pushing a bicycle.
Silly Zhu followed behind with a flattering look on his face, explaining something clumsily.
The woman in front ignored him and crossed the gate with her bicycle.
Behind them, the third uncle was standing there watching the fun with a look of gloating on his misfortune.
Du Fei immediately guessed that this woman was Teacher Ran and couldn't help but take a second look.
Teacher Ran's appearance was only passable in Du Fei's opinion. There were no major flaws in her eyebrows, eyes, or body proportions. If it were left to future generations and she put on a little makeup, she would definitely be a beauty.
But compared with Qin Huairu, apart from being younger and having a more outstanding temperament, almost all other soft and hard conditions were crushed.
If the pretty widow without makeup can score more than 90 points, Teacher Ran can only score 80 points at most.
Du Fei stopped outside the gate, and Teacher Rong Ran came out.
Teacher Ran had some difficulty carrying the bicycle over the large threshold.
Silly Zhu wanted to help, but was rejected by Teacher Ran. He took the cart out by himself, nodded to Du Fei, got on and left.
Silly Zhu was still standing behind and looking straight at him, sighing repeatedly and reluctantly.
Du Fei leaned over and asked, "Brother Zhuzi, are you going to make fun of their class teacher?"
Silly Zhu came to his senses and said "Ah" and walked back dejectedly.
When he met the third uncle standing at the door of his house, gloating about his misfortune, he gave him a fierce look.
Not to be outdone, the third uncle said something sarcastic, "Well, as the saying goes, good and evil will be rewarded in the end! I stole someone else's things and thought I was flawless, but in the end I just shot myself in the foot."
Silly Zhu was very angry, but he knew that he was in the wrong, so he kept going
Go to the middle courtyard.
Although the matter of him stealing the wheel has been settled now, there is still a record at the police station!
If you start a quarrel with the third uncle again, he will not reap the rewards.
Silly Zhu could only temporarily swallow this bad breath and prepare to find opportunities in the future to take revenge on the third uncle.
When the third uncle saw Du Fei coming over, he stopped getting angry with Silly Zhu and said hello with a smile, "Xiao Du is off work~"
Then, without waiting for Du Fei to ask, he started to break the news.
He said that Silly Zhu wanted to eat swan meat, and also said that Silly Zhu had stolen the cart wheel he had thrown away a few days ago. To make matters worse, Silly Zhu was selling bicycle wheels and happened to meet Teacher Ran, who was going to the same shop to repair bicycles.
The two of them had just met each other before, but it wasn't until Teacher Ran's home visit that Sha Zhu matched up with the man who sold the wheel.
Thinking back to a while ago, the third uncle complained at school that his bicycle wheel was stolen. Teacher Ran still couldn't understand that it was Silly Zhu who stole the wheel.
Now, not to mention a proud and arrogant female literary youth like Teacher Ran, even an ordinary girl would not be willing to date a blind drifter who steals cars and wheels!
Although Du Fei already knew the general situation, he was not impatient when listening to the third uncle's eloquent narration. Instead, he smiled and listened with great interest.
At this moment, Du Fei suddenly remembered a famous saying. Any comedy is based on the pain of others.
Although Si Zhu had no grudges and was not considered a bad person, Du Fei felt quite happy to hear the third uncle talk about his bad luck.
After listening to the third uncle's conversation for five or six minutes, Du Fei happily pushed the car into the middle courtyard.
It was already dark by this time,
Every household is busy cooking and eating.
Du Fei pushed his bicycle towards the backyard, and saw two people squatting under the porch of Shazhu's house, like two night owls.
Silly Zhu had just seen off Teacher Ran. He was dressed quite energetically and had hair wax on his head.
Next to him, Banggan was holding a watermelon head on his head, with his hands in each other's cuffs, imitating a stupid look, squatting there with his arms in his arms.
There were no lights at Silhu's house, and it was dark under the porch, with two black shadows squatting there. Du Fei was startled when he first saw it.
I don’t know if this is considered retribution in this world. One moment he was laughing at Silly Zhu, but in the next moment he was frightened by this guy.
"Uncle Du, you're back!" Banggeng saw Du Fei and said hello quickly.
Du Fei said "Hmm" and said, "Why are you squatting here if you don't go home for dinner?"
Banggeng stood up angrily and said with a depressed look, "Uncle Du, you know everything. Why do you think it's so difficult for stupid uncle to get a wife?"
Silly Zhu's face turned red and he raised his head to look at Du Fei with a bit of expectation in his eyes.
In fact, Bangge asked this question, which has troubled him all these years, but unfortunately no one gave him an answer.
Silly Zhu's mother was not too late, his unattractive father ran away with the widow again, and the elder he respected most in the courtyard was also vague.
However, he himself was not very bright, and it seemed that his talents were all in cooking and fighting.
Now Banggeng asked him his confusion, which made him look forward to the answer from Du Fei, a top student in the courtyard.
Du Fei looked at Sha Zhu and asked, "Brother Zhu Zhu, do you also want to know?"
Silly Zhu was a little embarrassed. After all, he was more than ten years older than Du Fei, and he felt like he wanted to be a fool.
But I also thought that at my current age, I have not yet matured.
The family has a partner, and everyone else is the same, and the children are in elementary school!
At that time, his arrogance was extinguished.
Silly Zhu said dejectedly, "Can you explain?"
Without saying a word, Du Fei pushed the bicycle to the door of Silly Zhu's house with a tilt of the handlebar, kicked the ladder with a bang, and said with a smile, "Brother Zhuzi, make a meal for me, and I will tell you." He said flirting. He rolled up his sleeves and looked at his watch, "Ma Liudi, half an hour to eat!"
Silly Zhu was stunned at first. Seeing that Du Fei didn't look like he was making fun of him, he suddenly became enlightened. He stood up suddenly and said, "Seriously!"
"Lie to your grandson!" Du Fei stepped onto the porch, stretched out his hand and rubbed the stick's head.
Banggeng stepped aside and said, "Uncle, women don't touch their waists, and men don't touch their heads!"
Du Fei smiled and said, "Go, ask your mother to fry some peanuts and bring them over. You can eat them here tonight, and my uncle will take you to have a sip."
Bangge's eyes lit up.
Although he is only twelve or thirteen years old, he considers himself an adult and has tried smoking and drinking, but he is not addicted yet.
"Okay!" Banggeng yelled and ran home like a whirlwind.
Silly Zhu didn't raise any objection and hurriedly went into the house to change clothes. Then, as if chasing a dog, he ran to the cellar and took out two potatoes, a cabbage, a handful of dried mushrooms and a small piece of bacon.
After a while, there was the sound of "dang-dang-dang" chopping vegetables.
Needless to say, Shazhu was very efficient at his work. He served three dishes in less than twenty minutes, except for the last fried mushroom, which was delayed for some time because he needed to soak the dried mushrooms.
Just at this moment, Qin Huairu came over with a plate of freshly fried peanuts.
As soon as she entered the room and didn't see Silly Zhu, she rolled her eyes at Du Fei, put the peanuts on the table, sat down next to Du Fei, and said angrily, "You're such an uncle! How old is Bang Gang? Did you take him to drink?”