Chapter 1101 Chapter 2 144: I Have Been a Scheming Person Every Year, but I Played the Third Master Once? (2 Updates)

Don’t you regard Fu Chen as your third uncle?

Everyone in the living room was holding back their laughter, especially Fu Shinan, who could hardly hold back his laughter. He said these words:

it's beautiful.

There are really not many opportunities to see Fu Chen deflated.

Fu Chen could only smile lightly at this time, "With my status today, I am not your third uncle. It is normal for you not to regard me as your uncle."

He glanced at Huaisheng, who was as calm as an old monk in meditation, and felt a headache. Last night, Song Fengwan said: "You brought Huaisheng out of the mountains, and you should be responsible for him for the rest of his life."

Fu Chen also wanted to send him to the mountains to shave his head and become a monk.

"Then I'm not welcome." Fu Sinian said.

He was obviously waiting for Fu Chen to say this.

"If there is anything else, please tell me." Fu Chen picked up the cup in front of him, took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and waited for Fu Sinian. Then he saw him take out a piece of paper from his pocket...

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Fu Chen was sitting opposite him, so naturally he couldn't see clearly what was written on it, but the page was transparent and vaguely visible. It was densely packed, and almost all of it was written on a piece of A4 paper.

"Dad..." Fu Yu was dumbfounded, "When did you do this?" She wanted to take a look, but was blocked by Fu Sinian.

One page, this is too exaggerated.

Fu Qinyuan felt at this time that he should be lucky that it was Huaisheng who married Fu Yu. If an ordinary person saw this page, he would probably be frightened. This is how to get engaged, and he might be screwed to death after getting married.

"I've been thinking about it for a few days. What's the problem?"

Fu Yu smiled bitterly, as long as you are happy.

They had made their relationship public very suddenly before, and Fu Sinian must have been holding his breath in his heart. When proposing and welcoming a bride, it was inevitable to be embarrassed. Just making a list on a piece of paper would be too exaggerated.

Fu Shinan sat close to him, glanced out of the corner of his eye, raised his eyebrows slightly, then glanced at Fu Chen and Huai Sheng opposite him, smiling meaningfully.

Fu Chen's brain ached a little at this moment. He knew that Fu Sinian would definitely not take the ordinary path, but under this condition...

Should he choose a son-in-law or an employee, and need to list so many things?

"Then I'll start..." Fu Sinian looked at the people opposite.

Fu Sinian talked about many questions in one go, basically all around getting married or taking care of children after marriage. They were all about a small family of two people...

Yu Manxi sat on the edge and looked at him. This was probably the most talkative time of the day for him in more than 20 years.

"...Actually, there's a lot more I want to say. I think it's a bit excessive to ask you all to meet my conditions." In fact, marriage negotiations are also a kind of game. Everyone wants to get the best for their children.

Fu Chen smiled and said nothing, you still knew that you were going too far, you had already asked for more than ten times in one breath.

"Actually, I am also a very talkative person. Today is also my child's big day, and I don't want to embarrass you."

After Fu Sinian said this, Fu Qinyuan, who was eating melon, almost choked.

Easy to talk to?

Are you serious? Isn't it just a proposal of marriage? Why are you starting to tell lies?

"What if I just ask you to agree to the first five conditions? This is not too much." Fu Sinian took a sip of tea, folded the paper in front of him, put it on the table, and looked at the people opposite him seriously.

Fu Chen glanced at Huaisheng, and the two of them looked at each other. In fact, Fu Sinian's first few conditions were nothing more than that if there was a problem between the two of them in the future, Huaisheng would have to cleanse himself and leave the house, and the two of them would have to go home for dinner once a month. Classes are all relatively trivial things.

There are also some more harsh ones, which are considered overlord clauses.

But it's all for Fu Yu's good, so it's not unacceptable.

"Uncle, it's all right for you to say this," Huaisheng said.

After chatting for some more, the whole marriage proposal process was finally over. Fu Chen felt that this was more difficult than a game in the shopping mall. He was very familiar with Fu Sinian, but he was also the same. They were all old foxes. You and I would go back and forth, and no one would give in. , but Fu Chen came to propose marriage today, and he was always in a weak position. In the end, he compromised more.

"Now that we've finished talking, let's stay here for lunch." Dai Yunqing said with a smile.

In fact, according to the customs in Huaisheng, after proposing a marriage, the man has to leave before twelve o'clock, but since we are so familiar with each other, we don't stick to these things.

At this time, everyone began to sit down to eat. Fu Chen picked up the paper Fu Sinian placed on the table. He wanted to know what other requests he had left unsaid, but after opening it, he discovered...

This is just a notice from the community property regarding garbage classification.

Well……

At this time, Fu Sinian and Fu Chen's eyes suddenly met, and he just pursed his lips and smiled.

It was obviously a trap for Fu Chen and the others. The dozens of demands and conditions were all deceitful. From the beginning to the end, Fu Sinian only had the first five demands.

"You're quite clever at this move." Fu Chen chuckled.

Fu Chen came to propose marriage, so he must not have other thoughts and be sincere, so he never thought of tricking Fu Sinian, but he didn't expect that Fu Sinian would actually dig such a big hole for him.

"Third uncle, you are a businessman. At the negotiation table, you have never lost when trying to figure out details. If I were trying to figure out this kind of thing with you, I would be stupid and would not have the upper hand." Fu Sinian said.

Fu Chen is not only good at strategy, but also immersed in shopping malls all year round. If you have to discuss details and search for words with him, Fu Sinian will really suffer.

"Instead of doing this, it is better to find another way. By doing this, I save time on negotiations and time."

If Fu Sinian had said that there were only five requirements at the beginning, everyone would have focused on these five conditions. If they were discussed in detail, the conditions would definitely change.

But he made more than ten requests at once, and even said that there would be dozens more conditions. In comparison, if he only accepted the first five, he seemed to have taken advantage.

Moreover, after more than a dozen requirements were stated, many people may not be able to remember exactly what the first five are.

More than a dozen smoke bombs were set off to conceal the final target.

Fu Chen pursed his lips and pinched the paper, "This is a beautiful move."

"Third uncle, it's time to eat." In fact, if Fu Sinian really wants to embarrass his wife, there is always a way. But his cabbage wants to run into other people's fields, so he can't stop him. Besides, the marriage proposal is also a happy day. That's almost it.

Fu Chen just smiled, "Sinian..."

"Um?"

"After all, Huai Sheng is not my biological son. After all, the two of us are not real in-laws."

Fu Sinian just smiled and said nothing.

"so……"

"After today, I will still be your third uncle."

Fu Chen said, patted him on the shoulder, and smiled with a meaningful smile. I will tolerate whatever you do today. After tomorrow, it will be hard to say.

No wonder Fu Shinan had just read the page of his paper and smiled so meaningfully. He had already seen through what he wanted to do.

The look in his eyes clearly said: Please start your performance.

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Everyone took their seats one after another, and Huai Sheng asked Fu Chen in a low voice, "What was said on that piece of paper just now?" He saw Fu Chen taking the piece of paper.

"nothing."

"Where's the paper? I just want to see what the requirements are on it. I may not be able to meet his requirements in some aspects now. The requirements above are also the goals of my efforts. I want to take a look and have an idea." Huai Sheng said.

"I've already thrown him away." Fu Chen said bluntly.

You can't really give him the paper and let him see it. It contains instructions on how to sort garbage. This kid is too naive.

Your father-in-law tricked you, but you still think he is a good person?

But Fu Chen won't expose this matter. There may be some conflicts between the father-in-law and his son-in-law. Fu Sinian used some tricks in this matter, but in Huaisheng's view, he is already very lenient. , after all, only 5 requests were made.

Now that he had left a good impression on him, Fu Chen was not going to tell him the truth and let the matter pass peacefully.

Everyone gathered around the table to eat. Since it was a big day, they naturally had to drink. The target was Huai Sheng. Fu Qinyuan helped bring a few drinks, but Fu Chen didn't intend to help at all.

I'm tired enough. It's up to you to drink.

Fu Sinian held the wine glass and looked at Huaisheng with a smile, "Last time we drank at our house, you got drunk very quickly. I thought you didn't have enough drinking capacity..."

Huaisheng's hand stiffened and he almost spilled the wine in his glass.

The last time he drank, he pretended to be drunk and escaped, but then Fu Yu's pregnancy happened and he jumped out of bed. However, the entire Fu family was in chaos at that time, so naturally no one cared whether he was pregnant or not. Pretending to be drunk.

When Fu Sinian mentioned it at this time, he naturally felt embarrassed.

"You are a Buddhist student. I have always felt that you are not the kind of person who tells lies. Sure enough... as long as you are a human being, you will not be so perfect." Fu Sinian smiled meaningfully.

Fu Qinyuan lowered his head to eat, Huaisheng... I can't help you this time.

Since someone had a criminal record, Fu Sinian would definitely not let him go, so this time he got Huai Sheng drunk.

After Huaisheng got drunk, Fu Yu wanted to take the initiative to take care of him, but Fu Sinian stopped him, "You take care of him? What if he gets bumped? I'll help him upstairs."

Fu Sinian only drank a little wine today and was very sober.

Moreover, he took anti-alcohol medicine in advance. If he was not conscious, how could he get pregnant?

"Cousin, let me help you." Fu Qinyuan stepped forward hurriedly.

The two of them helped Huaisheng to the bedroom. He drank well. Even if he was drunk and unconscious, he would not act drunkenly. His body got on the bed. Fu Sinian still pulled the quilt for him. If he got cold, Fu Sinian would Yu's temper is bound to make him angry.

Just as he was about to withdraw, his hand was grabbed.

Fu Sinian frowned and tried to pull his hand out, but he didn't expect that he was so strong and couldn't control his strength, so he couldn't shake it away.

"Xiaoyu..." Huaisheng obviously recognized the wrong person, tightening his fingers slightly and clasping Fu Sinian's hand tightly.

This made Fu Sinian's scalp numb.

He never liked to get close to people, even people like Fu Chen and Duan Linbai would not do anything like holding hands with him. What on earth did this kid want? He was completely confused in an instant.

"Don't move." Huaisheng felt that the only one who could cover him was Fu Yu. His head was so dizzy that he would recognize the wrong person.

Moreover, after drinking, his hands were hot and sweaty. Just as Fu Sinian was about to shake him off, he saw Fu Qinyuan on the side holding up his mobile phone and taking two photos.

With a cold glare, Fu Qinyuan tried his best to hold back his laughter, "Cousin, he told me not to move."

"Xiaoyu..." Huaisheng muttered something.

Fu Sinian suddenly took out his hand and raised it to hit him...

"Cousin, please don't do anything on this big day." Fu Qinyuan suppressed a smile.

Fu Sinian frowned, raised his hands, directly pulled up the quilt, pulled it up, and completely covered someone's face, out of sight.

When the two of them went out, Fu Sinian pulled the bedside tissue and wiped his hands. As soon as he stepped out of the door, he saw Fu Yu carrying water and about to enter the house.

"Dad." Fu Yu said with a smile that couldn't be hidden on his face, "Thank you for today."

After all, it was for Fu Yu's sake that Fu Sinian would not do anything to him. After all, the two of them had always been at odds and it was Fu Yu who was in trouble, so Fu Sinian was somewhat restrained today.

"Yeah." He didn't say much, turned around and went downstairs.

After all, I have a lot of emotions in my heart about my daughter getting married, but I'm just not good at words, so I can't say many words out of my mouth.

Fu Yu looked at his back and pursed her lips. She had been away from home a lot these years. In fact, she had not been able to spend much time with her parents since she started working, and she felt sorry for them.

Feeling deep in her heart, when she turned around and entered the bedroom, she saw Huaisheng covered with a quilt from head to toe. The corners of her mouth twitched twice...

Who put this quilt on? Do you want to cover him to death?

The third master didn't dare to play, so he played hard every year.

Fu Sinian: I haven’t exerted my strength yet.

Third Master:......