Chapter 1930 Dudulu (Today's Dishes Are Too Salty!)

The drone slowly approached the radio signal point, and soon, Fang Zheng saw the appearance of that thing on the screen. It looks like a composite of steel and rock, half steel and half rock, and there are antennas that feel like tree branches on the outside. jar.

But the weird characters and flashing light spots outside can tell that they are definitely not naturally produced items.

"Check carefully, pay attention to the surrounding situation, investigate the source of the signal, and pay attention to concealment."

Fangzheng issued several orders in a row, and soon someone would do them. Seeing this, Misaka Mikoto was obviously a little curious.

"Is there anything strange? Isn't that an iron can? Let's just take it over and look at it?"

"This is the universe, my lady."

Fangzheng shook his head.

"We don't even know what it is, it could be a distress message, it could be just a normal detector, but it could just as well be a decoy or a bomb or something. Maybe as soon as we touch it, it will collapse immediately, Turn into a black hole and swallow us all."

"No, it won't be..."

Hearing this, Misaka Mikoto turned pale.

"Why not? We don't know what the other party is. You have to figure it out. The universe is so big that there are countless different civilizations. Their morals and values ​​are likely to be completely different from ours. Maybe they just like killing and destroying What about everything they encounter? Contacting new civilizations in the universe always requires caution, caution, and caution.”

While talking, Fangzheng glanced at Misaka Mikoto.

"It's as if you met a little white rabbit in a strange forest. You may think that little white rabbit is cute, but maybe someone turns your head and bites your head off with one bite."

"Woo..."

"Ha, so Misaka-san just has no brains."

At this moment, an elegant voice came from the other side, and upon hearing this voice, Misaka Mikoto clenched her fists and stared at the blonde girl next to her unhappily.

"Shokuho...! No one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak!"

"I've been caught here, what's wrong with saying a few words?"

Speaking of this, Shokuhou Misaki was also out of breath. You must know that she didn't even know what happened before this, but Fangzheng suddenly appeared in front of her one day and said to her, "Leave you here alone, I'm afraid you will cause trouble, I will give you a day to clean up Then follow me", and Fang Zheng dragged him onto the battleship the next day.

"However, I am really interested in the way of thinking of aliens. I wonder if Mr. Fangzheng would let me try it if there is a chance?"

"If given the chance."

Faced with Shokuhou Misaki's request, Fang Zheng shrugged his shoulders, which was another reason why he brought Shokuhou Misaki. It's true that Fangzheng's subordinates don't have many spiritual ability users...

Soon, the inspection results came out. It was just a simple signal transmitting device. The technology was also very old, quite ordinary, and it had been around for a long time. According to the analysis of drones, this device had existed for at least six hundred years. And its signal has been intermittent, very incomplete.

"Open it, parse the data, be safe."

Fangzheng thought for a while, and then gave the order again. He saw a few mechanical hands exposed under the drone, and then quickly and flexibly captured the signal generator, and then a laser shot out from it, cutting open the outer shell of the device, revealing the parts inside.

And the appearance of these parts is also very strange, they look like clusters of vines and branches connected together, and then inserted on a few carefully polished crystals and stones, and the drone quickly penetrated into it and began to collect information , and after a while, Nimf's voice came.

"Report to the master, the data collection is complete."

"Release it."

"Yes."

Soon, the screen in front of everyone's eyes flashed, and then a strange image appeared in front of them.

I saw on the screen, a strange-looking guy with four hands and four feet, a sturdy figure like a brown bear, but a head like a teddy bear standing there. They shook their limbs, and then He stood upside down and let out a sharp cry.

"Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo!!"

While yelling, these monsters opened their mouths, revealing the sharp teeth inside. They faced the camera, opened their mouths, and then closed them forcefully. Soon after, these monsters were seen taking a frog-like animal with a chicken head from the side, and biting it down hard at the camera.

"—Gah———Gah!!"

That unlucky creature was bitten into pieces under the sharp teeth, and then those monsters smiled and pointed at the camera again, shaking the bitten and torn corpse in their hands, screaming loudly, cheering, and then ...... The end of the video.

"This... what the hell is this?"

Xiao Hei looked confused, but Yi Liya hid behind her in fright.

"I think it's like a horror movie with aliens...frankly, are they trying to scare us?"

Shirai Kuroko folded his arms in dissatisfaction, staring at the screen.

"For example, we are not allowed to invade their planet, or they will eat us?"

"I think it's pretty similar."

Misaka Mikoto also nodded. In fact, not only them, but also Asuna, Eiriri and others had the same idea. After all, the scene just now was definitely not good in any sense. meaning.

However, Fangzheng did not participate in the girls' discussion. He just opened his personal terminal and contacted Nimfu again.

"Nimfu, is the analysis successful?"

"Yes, master, the analysis has been completed, please wait a moment, I am replacing... it's done."

Accompanied by Nimfu's words, everyone saw a flash of the screen in front of them, and the previous scene reappeared, but this time, those strange "beeps" just now had been replaced with words they could understand.

"We are Dudu bears of Dudulu star!"

The monsters appeared and started dancing.

"Tootoo, tootoo, we love peace, we are a kind and friendly race!"

They shook their limbs and stood upside down.

"We welcome guests. We know that we are not the only beings in this starry sky! So, guests who have seen this video, please come to our planet."

As they spoke, these monsters took the chicken-headed frog and shook it towards the camera.

"We can treat you to the most delicious food!"

With one bite, the blood flowed like a river.

"Crispy, crispy and tender, with first-class taste! Delicious quack chicken! Welcome, we believe that the pursuit of delicious food is shared by the whole starry sky! You will definitely fall in love with our food! Welcome, our friends! "

Video ends.

“……………………”

Everyone was silent.

"Either they're crazy, or I'm crazy."

Riko reached out to press her forehead.

"Sorry, I have to go back and be quiet."

"... The alien civilization is really..."

At this moment, Shokuhou Misaki's face was also extremely stiff.

"...It's really incomprehensible..."

Fangzheng directly ignored the broken views of the girls behind him, and contacted Nimfu again.

"Are there coordinates on the device?"

"Of course, we have already sent a probe to investigate... Ah, please wait a moment, the probe has discovered another signaling device, which is very similar to the previous one."

"Oh?"

"The information has been collected... and it's being translated... that's it."

Following Nimf's words, the picture in front of them changed again, and then this time, a group of monsters with frog bodies and chicken heads appeared on the screen... Well, everyone expressed their dislike for this thing at all. no stranger.

After all, I just saw it.

I saw these frog chickens jumping and jumping on the screen, screaming from time to time.

"Hello, hello, guests in the stars. We are Quack, the great Quack!"

These frog chickens screamed and jumped, and jumped and called.

"The great quack chickens love peace, we are a peaceful race! We are the great peaceful quack chickens!"

Then when the camera turned, a roasted monster with the body of a bear was pushed out like a roasted whole lamb, um... everyone is familiar with this.

After all, I just saw it.

"Raw food is wrong, barbaric, and backward! The great quack chicken is excellent, advanced civilization, eat it roasted! Eat it roasted is the correct way to gourmet! Roast it, then eat it! !"

Accompanied by a cheer, the quack chickens rushed forward, stabbed at the roasted bear with something like a short spear in their hands, then tore off their meat, and then began to sing .

"Delicious food is my favorite. The roasted Dudu bear is the sweetest. Eat the brains and eyeballs, and the tongue is delicious and crispy..."

"Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom."

Before she could finish singing, Feili turned away with her pale face covering her mouth, and the black cat next to her was also swaying, looking like she couldn't help it. Asuna had completely closed her eyes, she didn't dare to look any more, and the expressions of the others weren't all that good either. Only Kurumi and Iona's expressions were quite calm. After all, it was nothing to the former, but to the latter... it seems to be the same?

In the end, the scene ended with the Quack Chickens' invitation to "welcome our new friends to taste Dudu Bear".

"........."

The air was dead silent.

"Cough cough."

After a while, Fangzheng coughed and broke the silence, then he looked at the others.

"Then... let's go...to see?"