Chapter 966 Dramatist?
"Aren't I handsome when I'm wearing white clothes?" Ling Juechen asked rhetorically, enjoying the little daughter-in-law's flattery and admiration.
"White clothes are also handsome, and black clothes are even more handsome. The male god who is cruel and ascetic! The male god, please pay attention to me! The male god, love me again!" Gu Ye turned into a small fan, and he almost raised a lamp sign to shout.
"Gu Xiaoye's mouth, you deceitful ghost!" Ling Juechen didn't believe it, "In my previous life, I hardly wore any color other than black, so why didn't I hear you praise me for being handsome?"
"I...wasn't I not enlightened at that time? My aesthetic vision was immature, and my eyes were only on the little milk dog!" Gu Ye said that he had evolved into version 2.0, "Now, how good my vision is! A husband who combines beauty, wisdom, and military strength, is handsome, and loves his wife. This life is worth it, and it’s not a waste of time!"
"Wisdom and strength, I think you only have 'good looks' in your eyes. If I want to look like my previous life, you will definitely not dump me!" Ling Juechen expressed his displeasure. Although he was a bit reserved and introverted in his previous life, everyone around him could see his love. Only this little thing is not enlightened, he is so anxious to death!
Gu Ye hurriedly argued: "Who said that? If you are the same as the previous life, I will be too happy. When I see my fellow, my eyes are full of tears..."
"Just fellow villagers?" Ling Juechen's unhappiness piled up.
"Uh...at the beginning, I definitely won't be tempted. After all, we are so familiar. If you chase me very hard, maybe I will reluctantly agree. After all, in this world, only you and I can hug each other for warmth. "Gu Ye told the truth.
"Reluctantly? Just you and me?" Ling Juechen was amused, "You don't need to be too forceful! You will be your face control pharmacist, and I will be my celibate general. We both will be safe..."
Gu Ye's small face suddenly pulled down, and he rushed over fiercely, grabbed his collar, gritted his teeth and asked, "What did you say? Dare you say it again?"
"..." Ling Juechen sensed the anger of his little daughter-in-law, and said cowardly, "Don't dare!"
Gu Ye straightened his back and became angry, the serf turned himself into the master. She said angrily: "Everyone is safe? You fucking lied to my feelings and my body, and you turned your face and refused to admit it, didn't you?"
"No denial! Don't be angry, what I'm talking about is just a hypothesis." Ling Juechen was handsome for only three seconds, and he was reduced to a restart maniac to coax his wife again.
"Assuming it's not possible! You are still a single general! Prince Ning's mansion is just you as a single seedling, pointing at you to carry on the family. You are a single nobleman living a strange and comfortable life. Have you ever thought about Grandpa Ling's feelings? Have you taken into account the senses of the eldest princess and mother-in-law? Have you ever considered my mood? Big garbage, selfish, scum king!" Gu Ye asked back, and tapped his pectoralis major with his hand, which made his finger a little painful.
Ling Juechen held her slender and tender fingers, and his attitude of admitting his mistakes was as good as usual: "I was wrong, my wife, don't be angry. Those words didn't come from my heart! I have loved you for two lifetimes, how could I let you go?" run away?
Even if you don't like me, I will treat you so well that you can't leave me. You, Gu Ye, are destined to be my Ling Juechen's wife, even if I spend my whole life, the next life, and the next life to pester me, I will stay by your side and protect you..."
Ling Juechen's affectionate confession gradually extinguished the anger in Gu Ye's heart. She snorted and said, "Let you go. Remember, you are mine! You must have my participation in your future life!"
"Definitely!" The more Ling Juechen looked at it, the more he felt that this powerful little woman was extremely cute, and he was so rare!
"Huh? Aren't we discussing the possession of a playboy? Shouldn't I be the one who should ask the question? When did you suddenly change?" Ling Juechen felt that it was too easy for his wife to lead him away. Her every move, every frown, every word, every word, can affect his heart. This weakness, he is willing!
"What kind of showman? Nothing!" Gu Ye is best at making excuses and turning black and white, "Brother Chen, is your mask made of silver? Wow, it's so luxurious and convenient. Make me one too, a couple style Yes. When you have no money, you can sell the mask for silver."
"As Concubine Ning, the wife of the owner of the Hidden Soul Palace, sitting on mountains of gold and silver, there will be a day when I have no money to live as a mask?" Ling Juechen knew that the girl was changing the subject, and followed her words.
"Why not? During the Lantern Festival, I relied on my husband to pay the bill, so I didn't bring any money. As a result... I fell into the life of robbing the leader of the kidnapper and the gangster." Gu Ye suddenly felt a little miserable. What's worse is the leader of the kidnapper who was robbed by her, okay?
Ling Juechen hurriedly took out the silver bills and gold leaves from his purse, and put them into the space: "Is it for my husband? I know my wife is confused, but I didn't plan for you. From now on, in your space Banknotes and food must be prepared at all times. You are too troublesome, I am afraid that I will lose you again in a blink of an eye."
"Who caused trouble? Don't try to ruin my innocent reputation! This time I am also a disaster, okay? I shouldn't have saved that Princess Laoshizi back then, and almost lost myself. Fortunately, the leader of the kidnappers is not too bad, and fortunately, this miracle doctor is very skilled. .Hehe!" As he spoke, Gu Ye's little tail curled up again.
Ling Juechen recalled that the leader of the kidnappers held his wife's hand, and said jealously: "Hmph! You and the leader of the kidnappers get along pretty well! I see that he cares about you!"
"Caring about me? Actually, that's right! However, what he cares most about is whether he can take my quest goal back smoothly. He is under my control now, so of course he has to cooperate with me! Didn't you see that he didn't?" When I dissipated my internal strength, I was chased like a dog. Even with speed and strength potions, I almost ran away and died young." Gu Ye held grudges and liked to turn over old scores.
Ling Juechen liked her for that. To be exact, he likes everything about her, including her petite temper. He couldn't help but reminded: "You still need to be more careful. You are so simple, how can you be as cunning as those old Jianghu? He is obedient on the surface, maybe he is holding back something bad."
"Yeah! I must be on guard against him!" When Gu Ye was not losing his temper, he was as obedient as a little rabbit.
Ling Juechen rubbed the delicate and soft person into his arms, and said with a smile: "In the next few days, I will stand by your side openly and squarely as the Lord of the Hidden Soul Palace. Are you happy? "
"What about the army? You, the coach, left the team without authorization, and you have been away for several days. Will you not be reported to the emperor by the supervising army?" Gu Ye was like a koala, clinging to her husband's body, still wriggling and climbing up.
Ling Juechen held her little butt, turned it up, and said: "There is no supervising army. There are people who are good at disguise in the Hidden Soul Palace. King Ning is still in the army, and the one with you is the Hidden Soul Palace." Lord."
"Disguise! Is it a human skin mask? I want one..." Gu Ye's eyes lit up, and he said with great interest.
Ling Juechen frightened her: "Human skin masks are peeled off from other people's faces, do you dare to wear them on your face? Are you afraid of skin allergies and itching?"
"But... that's not how it is written in martial arts novels. Shouldn't the human skin mask be made of a special material, which fits perfectly to the skin when worn on the face, without flaws?" Gu Ye pouted. Other people's skin sticking to her face is indeed quite irritating.
Ling Juechen supported her with one hand, scratched her little nose, and said with a smile, "I've read too many martial arts novels! If you want to experience the ancient disguise technique, please beg me! Your husband is a little bit better at it."
"Please!" Gu Ye hugged his neck shamelessly, offering his own sweet kiss.
"It's late at night outside, who are you changing your face for? Tonight I will serve you comfortably, and tomorrow Yi Rong will take you to the birthday banquet at Juxian Village." Ling Juechen came into the space with his young daughter-in-law in his arms. The big soft and comfortable bed.
Gu Ye turned over in a doggy manner, and undressed Ling Juechen: "My lord, don't do anything, I'm here. My lord, you've been driving for a day, are you tired? I have learned massage skills, so I can help you." Hurry up, hurry up. My lord, this concubine is going to bed tonight, you can do whatever you want, and let you do whatever you want..."
Ling Juechen turned over and pressed the little thing under his body, with a smile in his eyes: "Really? I can do whatever I want? Don't cry and beg for mercy when the time comes, don't use the excuse of back pain and butt pain as an excuse to gain sympathy, let alone pretend fainted to escape..."
"Who pretended to faint? That's really fainting! You beast..." Gu Ye pushed hard, "Thank you for reminding me to wake up from the frenzy of disguise. This is not easy for me. Let's start !"
"No, the little girl kept her promise, and it's too late to regret it now!" Ling Juechen decided to show the beast to the little daughter-in-law.
"I'm not a little girl, I'm a big woman!" Gu Ye vainly tried to counterattack, but was easily spotted by the enemy, and he was pinned on the bed and couldn't move. She bared her little white teeth, and bit the big villain's arm, leaving two rows of teeth marks.
Ling Juechen looked at the teeth marks with saliva on his arm, and said with a smile: "Big woman? Why do I feel like I have a disobedient Pomeranian who always grinds my teeth with my arm."
"You're a dog, your whole family is a dog!" Gu Ye pouted, scolding himself too.
Ling Juechen's smile deepened: "Yes, I am the dog father, and you are the dog mother, who will give birth to a group of healthy and lively dog sons and daughters. This is the family portrait I yearn for!"
Gu Ye rolled his eyes at him: "If you don't give birth, if you want to give birth, you will give birth!"
"Technology has not yet advanced to the point where men can have children. Or... in the past two years, wife, you have to work hard. After researching it, I will bear the crime of having children for you!" Ling Juechen pressed his leg on his wife to feel uneasy. Fendi's little foot almost kicked his little dust just now. What a dangerous little thing!
Gu Ye snorted and said, "You were born? Where did you come from?"
"..." Ling Juechen choked, and suddenly leaned on his daughter-in-law, showing a wicked smile, "Honey, a spring night is worth a thousand dollars, let's delve deeper into the matter of graduate students' children..."