Chapter 912 Complaint (Three More)
Ling Juechen scratched her little nose with his fingers, and smiled dotingly: "You, little flatterer!"
Gu Ye raised his small face, made an aggrieved expression towards the eldest princess, and complained in a coquettish tone: "Look, mother, he scolded me! This is still in front of your face, and he doesn't know how much he treats me behind his back. It's fierce!"
"You have to speak with your conscience!" Ling Juechen said helplessly.
Gu Ye hesitated, and continued to sue: "Look, mother, he scolded me again. He said I have no conscience. Who has no conscience? I have a big conscience!"
Princess Rong and the eldest princess knew that the young couple had a good relationship, and the son couldn't wait to keep his daughter-in-law in his mouth. Perhaps their way of getting along is a kind of...interest, right? However, in her eyes, this pair of children is quite interesting.
The eldest princess continued to cooperate with her daughter-in-law to train her son: "Tell me, where can you find such a good daughter-in-law? If you scold her and run away, don't cry secretly, and don't ask me to intercede with you."
Ling Juechen didn't know what to say, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law sang together, he should be honest. To avoid getting burned again...
"Mother, look at him, he looks like a second grader who refuses to be disciplined. You have to teach him a lesson and let him know who this family should listen to!" Gu Ye frowned.
Ling Juechen gave her an expression that they knew each other well: who do you listen to? When the mother and daughter-in-law agree, listen to the daughter-in-law. When the mother and daughter-in-law disagree, create conditions and listen to the daughter-in-law! Who made you the daughter-in-law I married after begging for two lifetimes?
"What is Secondary School?" Princess Rong and the eldest princess were unfamiliar with the words in their daughter-in-law's mouth.
"It's just... very rebellious, disobedient, dragging her along and making her retreat!" Gu Ye explained embarrassingly. She rolled her eyes and changed the subject, "Mother, did Brother Chen cry secretly?"
Rong and the eldest princess thought for a long time, and finally shook their heads: "Chen'er is easy to carry when she is still in her swaddling baby, and she only hums a few times when she is hungry or when it is time to change her diaper. Fighting with a child who is two years older than me, my face was scratched, and I didn't cry. Instead, I beat the other party and screamed!"
"Brother Chen also has his face broken?" Gu Ye couldn't believe it. Since it is fetal wear, should we retain the vigilance and flexibility of the previous life? Why are you so weak?
Ling Juechen saw what was going on in her heart, and didn't want to damage her image in the heart of his daughter-in-law, so he hurriedly said: "I was only a little over a year old at the time, and I couldn't even walk steadily. The opponent didn't stand still and fell!"
"No, brother Chen is really a child genius, he can remember things at such a young age!" Gu Ye stretched out his claws, wiped a handful of oil on her husband's face, and said with a smile, "Fortunately, the injury is not serious and there is no scar, otherwise it would be so A perfect handsome face, but there are flaws."
Ouch, I really didn't see it. It's still in front of her, so she started to move. The eldest princess suddenly felt that she was redundant, but she was reluctant to leave - her son looked like a big girl being molested, she was so happy to die!
Ling Juechen didn't intend to let her continue to watch the show: "Mother, it's been a hard day, you should go to bed early!"
"I'm not tired..." Before the eldest princess finished speaking, she was "politely" invited out by her son. This brat thinks she's in the way! However, the young couple are still in their sweet newlyweds and need time to be alone.
"No, you're tired! Ye'er is tired too! Mother has worked hard today, Nanny Chang, you hold mother by the arm, it's dark, be careful where you step!"
After Ling Juechen flicked the eldest princess away, he turned around and looked at Gu Ye fixedly, with a dangerous aura exuding from his whole body: "Okay, it's very exciting to file a small lawsuit? Don't you know there is a word called Qiu Hou to settle accounts?" The light is dim, I didn’t see it clearly just now, you come closer, I will let you see if there are any blemishes on this face.”
"Don't look at it. I haven't seen that inch of skin on your body that I haven't seen? Your face is flawless, perfect!" Gu Ye backed away while laughing dryly.
"Really? Are you sure you've looked at all my parts carefully?" Ling Juechen drove away without saying a word.
Gu Ye retreated to the bookshelf, there was no way to retreat, and he was trapped in a warm embrace. She blinked her big innocent eyes a few times, her gaze moved from Ling Juechen's face, across his Adam's apple, over his chest, and then slowly moved down...
Ling Juechen's voice was a little hoarse: "If you read on, I won't promise what to do next?"
"Hey! You've grown up, dare to threaten this girl! Come on, who is afraid of whom?" Gu Ye raised his chin provocatively, and deliberately stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, making a charming expression. However, just as Ling Juechen raised his hand, she cowardly dodged it.
"Hey, you can't catch me, you can't catch me!" Gu Ye quickly walked through the study room, leaving an afterimage as if changing shape and shadow.
"Okay! When did you take the speed potion?" Ling Juechen's skill is not in vain. He used his lightness kung fu to easily follow behind the little daughter-in-law, like a cat playing with a mouse, brushing her hair from time to time, Or just pinch her little butt, "See if your potion is better, or my kung fu is better?"
"Oops! Help! Someone has become angry and wants domestic violence!" Gu Ye's sharp voice came from far away in the dark night.
Princess Ronghe, who had already walked out of the daughter-in-law's yard, paused, smiled and shook her head: It would be easier for her to believe that her son domestically abused his wife rather than her daughter-in-law domestically abused her son. There are so many tricks for young people!
Nanny Chang pricked up her ears, and from time to time the princess' cry of "miserable" could be heard. She asked worriedly, "Princess, do you want to go back..."
"No, let's not get involved in the affairs between their husband and wife. Isn't there a saying: fight at the head of the bed and make peace at the end of the bed? Maybe before we get there, the young couple reconciles again. Let her and them fight Go, Chen'er has a sense of proportion!"
Ling Juechen's sense of proportion...successfully prevented his daughter-in-law from getting out of bed the next morning! Gu Ye lay softly on the warm bed, staring at her husband's bloody back from being scratched with hatred, and threatened without any threat: "You wait, I will tell mother that you raped me. I It hurts so badly, my whole body hurts, I can't get out of bed!"
Ling Juechen put on his clothes slowly. Today he asked for a day off, so he didn't have to go to court early. He looked back and smiled, and successfully fascinated the little daughter-in-law: "Okay, go and sue! Let mother know how much we love each other and how much I love you!"
"You hurt me? Where does it hurt? It's me, my back hurts, my butt hurts. I've been hurt, I've hurt my kidney qi!" Gu Ye groaned and shrank back into the quilt, his eyes were black and blue—— Typical manifestation of excessive indulgence.
Ling Juechen smiled even brighter: "Shouldn't I be the one who has done the most to hurt the kidneys? Speaking of domestic violence, look at the wounds all over my body. Who is the domestic violence?"
After finishing speaking, he spread out the unworn clothes, revealing the scratches and bites on the back of the chest: "You must pay attention to evidence! Going in front of my mother is also beneficial to me!"
"Hmph! Your martial arts are world-class, and your force value is beyond the charts. I have thin arms and legs, and I can beat you to domestic violence? Who will believe it?" Gu Ye stared at the wounds with a guilty conscience, his face was buried in the quilt, and only his two eyes were exposed. Dark eyes.
Ling Juechen raised his eyebrows: "Who in Beijing doesn't know that I am a wife-hungry maniac, and my daughter-in-law domestically abuses me, so I will definitely stand still and let her be ravaged!"
"You don't have the face of a wife and slave, you listen to me for everything you said, how many times did I say 'no' last night, why do you keep tossing?" Gu Ye said angrily.
The curvature of Ling Juechen's mouth was even more obvious: "I remember reading in a book that when a woman said 'no' on the bed, it actually meant 'come on, keep going, don't stop'..."
"Get out!" Gu Ye threw a pillow at him, "What kind of messed-up pornographic books are you reading? Where is that book? Let me have a look..."
Ling Juechen reached out to grab the pillow, borrowed it from the pillow, and said with a wicked smile, "Oh—so you're also interested in little yellow books? Tell me, how many times have you read them before?"
"Who watched it? In my previous life... I only read "Jin Ping Mei", and it was an abridged version. I am good, but innocent. Unlike you guys, I don't know how many love action movies I have watched!" Gu Ye was somewhat Guiltily turned his gaze away.
"Hey! You know about love action movies, you know a lot!"
Ling Juechen continued to tease her - people say that beating the children on cloudy days is also idle, and he teased his wife more and more vigorously during the holidays. However, conditions do not allow it! The voice of Liang Chen, who was guarding outside, came in: "My lord, my concubine, Mr. Zeng from the Zeng residence is begging to see my concubine."
"Zeng Mansion? Master Zeng? Who is it?" Gu Ye was at a loss, lying lazily under the quilt, "I don't know, I don't see you!"
Ling Juechen dressed quickly, dug his daughter-in-law out of the quilt, and put the warm clothes on her one by one: "You are such a forgetful person, yesterday you were holding someone else's painting and said you could How many times have you changed the whole cow banquet, and today you turn your face and deny anyone?"
"Oh——so it's that old painter! Yes, his painting seems to be signed by Zeng. It's early in the morning, what can you do to me!" Gu Ye was like a Barbie doll, motionless, letting her husband Dress her up.
"It's probably to cash in the first prize!" Ling Juechen helped his daughter-in-law fasten her belt carefully, tidied it up, and the job was done!
Cashing in on jackpots? That means there is a sick person at home? Gu Ye finished washing quickly, stuffed snacks into his mouth, and walked to the outer courtyard.
The Master Zeng that Liangchen was talking about was a strange old man in his 50s, and his face was five points similar to that of the first-ranked old painter, so he was undoubtedly his own.
It turned out that the old painter woke up a little anxiously this morning, fell head first, and passed out in his room. When the servants woke him up, they found that he was cold and only half breathed.
The family was in a panic, yelling for a doctor in a hurry.