Chapter 1001 Xiao Bai: Where's My Knife?

shake. . . . Shake it up?

Seeing the believers and priests shaking their heads frantically and following the rhythm, Xiao Bai couldn't help but doubt his life.

Ni. . . . Nima, what's going on?

Isn't it a sacrifice? Why did it suddenly shake?

What cult ritual is this?

"Don't tell me this is the worship process." The blue veins on Xiao Bai's forehead jumped and he said with black lines all over his head.

If this is the real worship process, Xiao Bai feels that it will take him a while to accept this result.

Gan! Completely different from what you imagined!

System: I Nima, I am stupid.

This is obviously dancing!

"Is it really a god they worship?" Ling Xinyun asked in surprise with her cherry-like mouth slightly open.

"In theory, yes." Xiao Bai hesitated and replied.

But in reality, it's hard to believe this is the case.

"It seems that this high priest is not a normal person." Xiao Bai glanced at the high priest who was leading the dance on the altar and said while holding his forehead.

The whole family was speechless.

I thought there was still a normal person, but unexpectedly, there was none.

The one that felt the most normal turned out to be the most abnormal in the end.

Absolutely.

"Are we going to continue watching?" Ling Xinyun asked softly.

"Look, of course, it might be just foreplay, and the real text is at the end." Xiao Bai said righteously.

I've wasted a day waiting for the opening. If I leave now, wouldn't it be a great loss?

A day wasted in vain.

Moreover, the main text may appear in the finale. If they leave now, wouldn't it be even worse?

In the end, not only was a day wasted, but also no information was found.

What's even more irritating is that as soon as they walked on the front foot, the back foot began to step into the topic.

This is really angry, just think about it.

So, just wait a little longer.

Ling Xinyun would naturally not object to Xiao Bai's decision.

"Okay." Ling Xinyun's lips parted lightly and replied softly.

For Xiao Bai's decision, the system. . . . Well, the system objection is useless. . . .

Humble system.

System: mmp!

In the next period of time, Xiao Bai, Ling Xinyun, and the system began to watch priests and believers dance.

time flies. . . .

…………

An hour later.

High Priest: "Shake it up!"

Believers: "Shake it up!"

Xiao Bai, Ling Xinyun, System:...

Brother, don't shake it, the hairpins and crowns are all thrown out. . . .

…………

Another hour later.

"Shake it up!"

"Shake it up!"

Xiao Bai, Ling Xinyun, System:...

Still shaking? ? ?

Don't you feel dizzy after shaking for so long?

Xiao Bai had seen with his own eyes that many people had already turned their heads into Hot Wheels.

Since there are no hairpins or crowns to fix the hair, the worshippers at the sacrifice site are all disheveled.

He looks like a lunatic who just got out of a mental hospital.

"Turtle, this group of people can really shake..."

…………

Another hour later.

Music stop!

The disco is over!

Seeing this, Xiao Bai, Ling Xinyun, and the system finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Oh mother, the music finally stopped, and finally stopped dancing.

"It's time to get down to business, right?" Xiao Bai said.

After the cult ceremony is over, you have to say something similar to encouragement and mutual encouragement, right?

Or what are the arrangements and requirements of the gods and organizations in the near future.

In any case, the high priest had to say something.

Xiao Bai is looking forward to it.

The high priest raised his arms and shouted, "Dismiss the meeting!"

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!"

Believers revel.

Xiao Bai: ...

The veins on the forehead throbbed violently.

"Actually... Strictly speaking, this high priest can be considered to speak..." The system whispered.

Strictly speaking, yes.

It's just useless.

At this moment, Xiao Bai silently took out his kitchen knife.

Bright and dazzling, the knife light is compelling.

"Hey hey, host, what are you doing?! Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!"

The system hurriedly discouraged.

Brother Bai can't, really can't.

It's just a few pieces of information, it's really not going to cut people with a kitchen knife.

"Made, I really want to chop him with a knife!" Xiao Bai said with a kitchen knife in his hand, gnashing his teeth.

This high priest, Xiao Bai was so angry that he wanted to kill someone.

This is the first person who can make Xiao Bai angry without saying a single swear word, without the yin and yang sarcasm, and without direct action.

And unintentionally.

The system called Niubi.

"Are you going to start?"

When Ling Xinyun saw Xiao Bai take out the kitchen knife, she also drew the sword silently.

Xiao Bai: ...

This girl, even if she hasn't made a move for a long time, she is still ruthless.

"No, I'm not ready to do it, hehe." Xiao Bai quickly hid the kitchen knife behind him and said with a dry smile.

There's no fighting yet, so there's no need to do it.

"Not ready to start? Then what are you doing with a kitchen knife when you have nothing to do?" Ling Xinyun blinked and asked in confusion.

"This... this is..."

For a while, Xiao Bai was at a deadlock, not knowing how to answer.

"Oh, yes!" Xiao Bai's brain suddenly flashed, "Comb your hair, yes! Comb your hair! I'll take it out and comb it."

"Pfft!" "Hahahahahaha!"

The system laughed.

"What's the matter, host, you are really talented, comb your hair with a kitchen knife, hahahahahaha! It's really yours!"

Ling Xinyun also had a question mark on her face.

kitchen knife. . . . Can you comb your hair too?

"Of course I can, you see, it's quite comfortable." Xiao Bai took out the kitchen knife again, and then scraped it on his head.

"Hey...."

Seeing this, Ling Xinyun hurriedly stretched out her jade hand, trying to stop Xiao Bai, but just as the jade hand came out, Ling Xinyun froze in place.

I saw Xiao Bai holding a kitchen knife, scraping quickly on his head, combing his hair.

Not to mention, the effect is pretty good.

But the noise is a bit loud.

"Clang!" "Clang!"

Every time Xiao Bai scratches, there will be a metal collision sound.

Listen to the sound, like hammering iron.

If you didn't watch it live, it would be hard to believe that Xiao Bai was combing his hair.

Real head iron!

"Look, it's so comfortable! It's cool!" Xiao Bai made a voice of admiration while combing his hair.

system:……

Ling Xinyun:  …

Post up.

Turtle, this is Tianxiu.

…………

the other side.

The believers have all gone, leaving only the high priest and other priests on the altar, unable to return to their senses for a long time, as if they were thinking about something.

a while. . . .

"Let's go, let's go, there's the next game."

"Oh, I'm dizzy when I shake."

"Me too."

"It's not like anyone who said it."

"Why do we have to do this kind of worship ceremony? Can't we do something normal?"

"I don't know. Anyway, it was passed down by the predecessors of the previous generation. As for the meaning, no one knows."

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