Urban Romance

Chapter Two Hundred and Twentieth Lecherous Plum Lecherous

"Uh!" Su Ke heard Zheng Mo's voice on the other end of the phone, and he was in a hurry. He looked at the call display on the phone again, and it turned out that Zheng Mo was right. Fortunately, he didn't say anything excessive just now, or else If you lose people, you will lose big. .

"No! Nothing! This and this!" Su Ke's brain began to spin rapidly, how could he get around this topic, and he hesitated when he spoke: "Yes, that's right, my classmate just called me. , I didn't do well in the monthly test this time! He insisted on forcing me to invite him to a feast, and if he didn't, he would use violent means!"

"So, that's why I just said that I have taken safety measures so I am not afraid of his threats!"

After speaking, Su Ke quickly breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest.

"Yeah! Is that right? Then please invite me to a big dinner!" Zheng Mo was also interested when he heard it, and his voice suddenly became louder, but before Su Ke could answer, he heard a burst on the other end of the phone. frolic.

"Is it Suk? Give me the phone!" A girl's voice rang, and it sounded familiar, as if someone was vying for control of the phone.

"Lustful plum! Give it back to me quickly!" Zheng Mo was struggling violently, shaking the mountain for a while. Listening to the movement, at least two other people participated in this operation.

"Suk, I'm Han Mei!"

Listening to the voice, without asking, Su Ke also knew which side won in the end, Zheng Mo and other girls' laughter voices kept ringing on the side.

"Su Ke, why didn't you come to see Zheng Mo for such a long time?" Before Su Ke could speak, Han Mei acted as if she was asking for guilt. .

"Me!" Just as Su Ke was about to speak, he was interrupted by Han Mei. .

"What are you? Let me tell you, there are too many people chasing Zheng Mo, some of them are men and women! You can go to People's Square from the teachers' academy. If you don't come again, I'll tell you, your sister, I can do it. Let's do it!" Han Mei did not lose the city of lustful plums, and sure enough, both men and women were killed.

"Han!" As soon as he opened his mouth, he was suddenly overwhelmed by a violent storm. The boss of Su Ke opened his mouth, and his ears were full of Han Mei's voice.

"What is Han? I'll tell you. If you don't come again, I'll break Zheng Mo's body as soon as I step out. Without that layer of film, you can just wait for the second hand of playing sister!" Han Meimei sneered. , and Zheng Mo's angry roar came over there: "Lustful plum, you are dead!"

It's just that Zheng Mo's threat was pale and weak, and he was still being pressed by his roommate on the bed, which did not affect Han Mei's next conversation in the slightest.

"Did you hear? Sister Han, what do I want! Bananas! Cucumbers! Carrots! Tomatoes!"

"Ah? Tomatoes?" Su Ke has been numb to the training, one head and two are big, so he can only listen carefully. Suddenly he heard tomatoes in his ears, and he repeated it subconsciously.

Bananas, cucumbers, and carrots are relatively easy to understand. What the hell is going on with this tomato, Nima?

"Uh!" Han Mei also realized her slip of the tongue, but how could she admit it because of her fierce nature, she didn't change her face and heartbeat, and said righteously: "What happened to the tomatoes? The tomatoes are for my sister and me to supplement my physical strength. Can't you?"

"I'm going!" Su Ke sighed inwardly, with a wry smile on his face and a black line, he could only keep nodding and saying yes, thinking that he would take this opportunity to quickly jump over the topic.

"Okay! Of course you can replenish your physical strength! Tomatoes can be eaten raw, stir-fried, juiced, made into sauce, can nourish yin and fluid, strengthen the spleen and stomach, calm the liver and clear heat, delay aging, and prevent breast diseases!"

Two days ago, Su Ke saw a magazine in Fangfeiyi, which talked about the magical effect of tomatoes, and it came in handy at this time.

"Um!"

When Su Ke was talking about his excitement, he suddenly heard a chill coming from the other end of the phone, and the image of Rong mama in the Huanzhugege drama instantly appeared in his mind.

"Breast disease? Do you mean to expect me to have breast disease? Are you jealous of me because of my big breasts?" Han Feng's voice was murderous. Beach meat.

"No, no!" Su Ke dared to admit it, as he said, the image of Han Mei really popped up in his mind. It was true that her breasts were too large, one size larger than Zheng Mo's, no wonder this girl was so sensitive.

"Humph! Your jealousy is useless, you can rub Zheng Mo more when you have time, you have enough water in your chest, and I can give you a taste in the future, I mean Zheng Mo!"

Su Ke really wanted to cry but had no tears. Why did he meet all such fierce goblins? This innocent little white rabbit is destined to be someone who cannot be abused!

"Sister, let's talk about tomatoes! Can we talk about the milk issue later?" Su Ke couldn't add more embarrassment.

"Okay, the serious things are over, let's talk about other things!" After Han Mei finished speaking, Su Ke suddenly had the urge to hit her head to death. It turned out that the restricted-level topic that people were talking about just now was in Han Mei's The real serious thing is in the eyes. It seems that when I talk to her in the future, I can only say something that is not serious.

"Are you going to invite us to dinner?" Did Han Mei say normal things, and Su Ke hurriedly agreed.

"Yep!"

"You want us to sing?"

"Yep!"

"You want to invite us to the hot spring?"

"Yep!"

"You are so beautiful! Come on, little ones, bring me the cleaned Tang Seng!" Han Mei waved her hand, showing the demeanor of a banshee who dominates the mountain.

"Your Majesty, this Tang monk has thin skin and tender meat, big breasts and fat buttocks, can you let the younger ones try it first!" I don't know who said it, and the voice was tempting, and it didn't sound good.

Immediately followed by a burst of laughter, like a group of demons dancing wildly, Su Ke held his mobile phone, and he could imagine a room full of girls laughing, trembling, breasts and buttocks, all kinds of enchanting.

"Hey! Su Ke!" Finally, Zheng Mo's voice rang on the other end of the phone. Poor Zheng Mo finally got out of the bitter sea, and his voice sounded a little out of breath.

"Elder Tang, you can just follow me!" Su Ke knew that Zheng Mo had answered the phone, and answered in the voice of the king of the daughter country in Journey to the West.

"Su Ke, you're going to die!" Zheng Mo was furious when he heard this, and scolded coquettishly.

"Hey, alright, alright, I'm Su Ke!" Hearing Su Ke's voice normalized, Zheng Mo didn't care about it this time, and she really had something to do with the call: "Did you watch TV just now?"

"No, I'm too busy today, what's wrong?"

"Jinsehuanian ktv has been shut down, and many people have been taken away from it!" Zheng Mo hated the name Jinsehuanian. Last time he was with Su Ke and a group of people, he almost had an accident there, saying Here, I unconsciously showed a look of schadenfreude.

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