Chapter 274 Comparison of Sizes
The little guy's words didn't make him angry, but instead made him feel close to him.
Cheng Xiaobao sat cross-legged on his abdomen and looked at him with watery eyes.
"What are you thinking about?" Yan Shiting asked in a gentle voice as much as possible, but he had a cold nature, and no matter how gentle he was, he would still feel chilly when he said it.
"I told you not to be angry." Xiaobao's immature face showed a bit of struggle.
"What did the emperor say on TV? I forgive you."
"Uncle Yan, my father is the emperor, and you are all a eunuch..." The little guy was dissatisfied. The last time he insulted his dead father, he was still unhappy.
Yan Shiting's face turned dark just as he was about to be gentle, "How can I be a eunuch? Little one, do you know what a eunuch is?"
"As I said last time, he is the kind of man who doesn't have a penis."
"Do you think I don't have any?"
"Like." The little guy nodded without conscience.
Yan Shiting really wanted to spank his little butt, but he couldn't bear to do it.
He sat up suddenly, wrapped his iron arms around Xiaobao, and sat his small body on his lap. Then he grabbed his little hand and touched his crotch to prove it with facts.
Xiaobao's mouth instantly opened into an "O" shape.
"Do you believe it?" Yan Shiting snorted coldly.
Xiaobao's bright eyes were full of doubts, "Uncle Yan, why is your bird so big? Mine is so small?"
He pulled down his crotch with his little hand and looked at it, then said flatly, "Based on how heavy it feels, woo hoo... I want to cry."
Yan Shiting laughed dumbly, and Senhan's face was filled with joy unconsciously, "Then just cry."
"Hmph." Xiaobao snorted this time, "Your little bird is big because you are big."
"I don't call it a little bird, it's a big bird!" Yan Shiting straightened up seriously. When a little kid screams like a little bird, people who don't know better would think that his dick is really small.
He made a comparison and found that when it came to his dick, every time he took a bath in the bathhouse, he ranked second and no one ranked first. If you look at the male protagonists in European and American pornographic blockbusters, he can win them all.
Of course, he hadn't been to a public bathroom since the burn. I'm not bored enough to compare dick sizes with others.
"What's so great about a big bird? A big bird is useless." The little guy disagreed.
"It's very useful." Yan Shiting didn't want to give Xiaobao early sexual education lessons, "If you don't believe me, ask your mother."
"Why do you ask my mother about your bird?" The little boy didn't understand. "I'll cut it off for you one day and take it to you for questioning."
Yan Shiting suddenly felt a chill and his spine ran cold, "Don't do it. Without your dick, you are no longer a man. If you are not a man, you might as well die."
Cheng Xiaobao pointed to the window, "If you want to jump off the building, please hurry up and don't harm my mother." Fortunately, his mother wanted to officially accept him.
He was serious and solemn, "Cheng Xiaobao, you must not cut a bird. For a man, it is more painful than death. Do you understand?"
"It's too profound, not enough to understand." Xiaobao pouted, "Isn't it just that I want to cut a piece of your flesh? If you don't want to let it go, forget it."
Yan Shiting had black lines on his head and a depressed look on his face. He almost wanted to strangle this bastard to death. How did Cheng Yingxuan teach him?
"This is not a question of whether you want to part with a piece of meat...you will understand when you grow up!"
"Alas." Xiaobao said in a tone of voice that a child cannot be taught. "That's what adults are like. If you can't tell them, they ask your children to grow up... I'm not from the same country as you. I'm going to wake up my mother."