Chapter 2229 Miraculous Geographical Swap

Chapter 2228

In Xianyang, Gan Province, China, Alvin appeared alone in the urban area of ​​Xianyang City.

After making arrangements for the children in the school, Alvin forcefully refused Little Ginny's request to go with him. He opened the space door and went directly to Xi'an, then transferred to Xianyang City.

Fox was so smelly that he lost interest in the outside world. Together with the flower shop girl Xue Ye, he thought about what kind of perfume to use to make himself forget the terrible feeling of being like a tarsal maggot.

Later, it was said that Hela also came at the same time, seeking advice from Xue Ye, the senior victim of the rotten egg.

In fact, Alvin understood that they were just looking for an excuse to waste money, so they gave Xue Ye a large amount of funds, and then asked her to use flowers to prepare a perfume that no one else in the world could buy.

However, as a "tainted male", Alvin no longer has the qualifications to make irresponsible remarks on such matters.

Walking on the streets of Xianyang, Alvin looked at the familiar words and felt the familiar atmosphere. He forgot about the unpleasantness of signing a 7-digit check before, found a roast chicken restaurant with a queue, and bought a roast chicken. , and then walked into a noodle shop selling fried noodles.

As a foodie, Alvin knows that if you want to eat delicious food in China, you can't care about the crowds and queues.

Except for those marketing restaurants that ask people to wait in line, anything else that can prompt people to wait in line has its own uniqueness!

Carrying a piece of hand-shredded roast chicken, Alvin stood at the back of the queue and peered at the cashier...

A boy looked anxiously at his girlfriend who had difficulty making choices. He pretended not to see the impatient eyes of the customers behind him, and said to his troubled girlfriend: "It doesn't matter, just take your time and watch..."

The girlfriend looked up at the sign on the wall, looked at the boy in a tangled tone that made people get goosebumps all over, and said: "Is this place hygienic? Is the fried noodles too spicy? I can't eat too much. The oil will make you fat..."

Others could endure it, but it made Alvin anxious...

Looking at the roast chicken that was getting colder in his hand, Alvin pressed the shoulder of a middle-aged man in front of him, stepped on his feet and cursed in a northeastern accent at the couple: "Are you damn okay? Do you have this time?" It’s enough for you to go to the hotel!”

As soon as Alvin said the words, he immediately moved half a step sideways, turned his body sideways, and looked at the middle-aged man in front of him with an expression of extreme admiration...

The middle-aged man faced more than a dozen people in front of him who turned to look at him. He waved his hands repeatedly and said, "It's not me, it's not me..."

Alvin patted the middle-aged man on the shoulder, changed to a Hong Kong and Taiwanese accent, and said: "Qi is a good guy, don't worry, let people choose slowly, maybe the boy will have a chance.

Wanwan people are also compatriots, so please be patient..."

A young man at the back looked at Alvin with an expression like a god, and said in a Northeastern accent: "Brother, where did you come from? That girl is obviously from the Northeast, how do you say she is crooked?

I am an orthodox Wanwan person. Three generations of my family were born and raised in Wanwan. "

As he said this, the young man looked at the middle-aged man who still wanted to defend himself and said, "Don't explain, we all know you're anxious. You've farted six times in such a short time. I don't blame you." in a hurry.

These Northeastern women are like ink. Brother, don’t be afraid, we all support you! "

Alvin was stunned for a moment by the weird accent. He looked at the middle-aged man who was a little embarrassed, pointed in the direction of the toilet, and said, "Brother, go ahead and I'll order the noodles for you. Just come out and eat something ready-made." .

We really can't stand it anymore if you keep waiting in line! "

Seeing the middle-aged man slap a ten-dollar bill into his hand, and then rush towards the toilet as if running away, Alvin looked back at the young man and said with a smile: "Why do I feel something is wrong?"

The young man frowned and looked at Alvin, looked up and down, and said, "What's wrong? Who in the country doesn't know that our accent is like this?

The Spring Festival Gala skits are all supported by us. How come you don’t even know this?

Where did you come from, country bumpkin? You haven't been out, have you? "

As he spoke, the young man looked at Alvin's appearance carefully, and said a little doubtfully: "Hey, don't tell me, I seem to have seen you somewhere.

Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like that Japanese Jap Manhattan Tomahawk? "

Alvin was so angry that he fell over and cursed angrily: "You are the one, your whole family is the same! Can you fucking speak? How did you live to be so old?

Are all people like you? "

The young man didn't feel angry at all after hearing this. He said a little embarrassedly: "Our Gada usually won't push you if you can do it. Isn't it because you are tall and strong that I am afraid that I can't beat you?"

As he spoke, the young man looked at Alvin's still fierce expression. He thought for a few times but failed to find enough courage. Finally he had to wave his hands and said: "Okay, okay, I apologize. It's my bad mouth. Brother, please don't be as knowledgeable as me. "

Alvin looked at the young man's playful smile and said with a sneer: "Do all Wanwan people have this kind of accent like yours?"

The young man said unhappily: "Hey, you should be careful what you say. Just because I'm easy to talk to, doesn't mean that all of us in Wanwan are easy to talk to. You just met me today, otherwise you might not be able to eat the greasy noodles."

Alvin didn't mind the young man's harsh words. He pointed at the girl who said "Nana" and said with a smile: "Is that really from the Northeast?"

The young man frowned and nodded and said: "That's not good, just bother these girls from the Northeast. Seeing them grinding and moaning is like having a big ear slapped on them. An old lady has to think about everything while eating noodles. It's so annoying. I’m alone…”

While the young man was talking, a middle-aged aunt said with a smile: "Wandering girls are good. They are tall and pretty, but you guys have to be able to keep down."

As she spoke, the middle-aged aunt pointed at a beautiful girl behind her who was glaring at the young man and said, "That girl is just crooked, why don't you try staring?

You also beat women with "big ears and scrapes". I think you have a hard mouth and a soft hand, with a silver pewter spear tip. "

The young man was a thick-skinned chatterbox, and he was not angry when he was criticized. He was just a little embarrassed and said: "The situation is different. We gentle men all love our wives and are not afraid of them.

I just like the fun of our girls, the ones who are the most annoying. "

Alvin saw that this was a guy who was going to be beaten. He was a man from Bayan who spoke Northeastern dialect, which made him feel awkward no matter how he looked at him.

Seeing the Northeastern girl in front of him hesitate for a long time and finally decide on the fried noodles, Alvin said to her: "Beauty, are you really from the Northeast?"

The girl rolled her eyes at Alvin. She held her boyfriend's arm and walked away while muttering in a low voice: "Climb the belt! Qixiao! You're so stupid!"

Alvin looked at the girl stomping her feet deliberately and said in disbelief: "What the hell is going on? The world has changed too much, hasn't it?"

Alvin drowsily ordered two bowls of noodles and found a place to sit down near the young couple...

Just when he was hesitating whether to tease the "Northeast girl", a fat figure sat carelessly in front of him...

Zhang Qiang wiped the sweat from his forehead, picked up the bowl of noodles ordered for the farting man, and ate it with big mouthfuls.

After eating half the bowl, Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin, who was not even eating the noodles, and said helplessly: "Brother, have you applied for your visa? You came here so quietly, which scared our colleagues so much." .

When the man farted for the second time just now, the phone call had already been made to our president.

They're worried that you'll kill that unfortunate guy with an axe! "

Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang with disgust and said, "Are you a fucking dog?

You follow me wherever I go? Aren’t the Gonggong ruins enough to keep you busy? "

As he spoke, Alvin glanced at the people in the noodle shop, then glared at Zhang Qiang and said: "Whoever is one of yours, I'm going to beat the shit out of him.

Am I the kind of lunatic who kills people just because they fart? "

After Zhang Qiang heard this, he glanced at the "Wanwan man" who was talking nonsense just now with a smile...

"Wanwan Man" is also a clever character. When he saw something was wrong, he stood up and walked away. As he walked, he muttered: "I am attracting firepower to avoid hurting innocent people. If something happens, I must be considered a martyr." "

Alvin watched the guy pass by the "Northeast Girl" and touched her butt, causing the girl to jump up and cry and make a fuss, creating a small-scale chaos, and then he slipped out smoothly...

He bowed his hands to Zhang Qiang in admiration and said: "That guy is the bad guy of your Sharpshooter Club at first glance!

He called me a devil and despised my common sense. I can't remember him, but I can remember you. "

After taking a look at the girl who called the police and cried "嘤嘤嘤嘤" again, Alvin said curiously: "Is this really from the Northeast?"

Zhang Qiang was stunned for a moment, then smiled and waved his hand and said: "You may have been away for too long, and you are a bit out of touch with China.

There is indeed some connection between Wanwan and the Northeast. Two hundred years ago, there was war on the southeastern coast, and our Sharpshooter Association arranged for all the natives of Wanwan to evacuate to the Northeast.

After the war, the natives were not willing to go back. On the contrary, the serious Northeastern people were quite willing to take risks. Later, Wanwan developed very well, and more and more Northeasterners went there.

After that, the party with more people will assimilate the party with less people. It happens that the cultures and accents of both sides are very unique. Finally, the exchange of cultures and accents between the two places was completed.

Not many people mention this now. It’s normal for you, a ‘foreigner’, not to know. "

Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang like a god and said, "I know that Northeastern people dominate the accent circle, but Wanwan people also have this ability?

The gangsters there talk like they are joking..."

Zhang Qiang looked at the "baffled" Alvin in annoyance and said: "Brother, what's the point of discussing this kind of thing? It's just a move, it will become natural if you get used to it.

Nowadays, how many people from other provinces take a trip to Wanwan and come home with a "Wanwan accent"? Isn't this normal?

Don't think that "Northeastern girls" are pretentious. In fact, people in China like this kind of girl nowadays. They can act coquettishly and cause trouble. Who doesn't like this among men? "

Alvin knew that Zhang Qiang didn't understand his confusion. He smiled and said: "Actually, I'm just curious. If I have a chance, I really want to go to the Northeast. These green mountains and black soil can also breed hypocritical people. I'm so stupid." Damn I’m curious!”

As he spoke, Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang, winked, and said: "We went to chop up the 'Yai Zhu' from Emperor Wu's tomb in the afternoon, and flew to the northeast in the evening...

Find someone to arrange..."

Zhang Qiang stared and waved his hands repeatedly, saying: "Brother, I am a public official..."

Alvin laughed and said, "You already said that you are a 'male', so I feel more at ease.

Don't worry, I will never tell your secret! "