Chapter 501 The Joke of the Century (Let’s Find a Place to Get Vaccinated)

504, The Joke of the Century

This time, Locke led the 1st Cavalry Division as the vanguard, and next to them was the Rangers led by Bonner. On the Ether side, Mel was responsible for the orderly advancement of the three parties.

Suddenly, the electronic equipment of the Rangers led by Bonner suddenly started to malfunction, and then all the cars and armored vehicles drove quickly towards Locke's 1st Cavalry Division next to them.

Bonner, who was originally sitting in the car, was thrown upside down by the sudden acceleration of the car, and he didn't have time to scold the driver. The driver raised his hands helplessly and said, "General, I didn't move."

Bonner then realized that the driver's legs and hands didn't touch the car at all, and said anxiously, "Jump out of the car quickly."

After the people in the car jumped out of the car, they were surprised to find that almost everyone was anxious to jump out of the car. There was even a tank driver who climbed out of the observation port and jumped out in a hurry.

All the people who jumped out of the car were stunned to see all the vehicles and tanks driving quickly towards Locke's 1st Cavalry Division. Bonner wanted to ask the communicator to call Locke, but he found that all the communication equipment was also ineffective.

Locke was carefully observing the surroundings, and suddenly the car turned around and all the cars turned their heads to face the First Division of the Ether Kingdom.

"Shit, it's not coming again." Locke's heart was shocked, and before he could react, the people next to him dragged him out of the car.

Then Locke stared at the "large army" behind him "mighty" and everyone was dumbfounded.

"General, go quickly." The people next to him hurriedly pulled Locke to the side, and saw that Bonner's "large army" and Locke's large army merged and then sped towards the Ether Kingdom.

"What?"

All the soldiers looked at each other with question marks on their faces, and no one knew what happened.

The most confused ones were the AFC and the SEALs who were called to help. They were in the front position and happened to be the closest to the Ether Kingdom in the entire formation.

As a result, the leader of the main team A team was dumbfounded to see a bunch of "friendly forces" rushing towards him. He thought there was a problem on his side.

Before he could speak, his subordinates hurried over and said: "Hulk, our communication has a problem. We can't contact anyone."

"Shit, disperse." After listening to his subordinates' report, Hulk could only let his subordinates disperse. He didn't want to use his body to block the steel torrent.

In this way, a group of SEAL members watched their various armored vehicles speeding towards the Ether Kingdom.

"Oh my god, what the hell." The Ether Kingdom was completely confused. Seeing the American convoy driving towards them, they originally thought that they were going to encounter enemies.

Unexpectedly, when they looked closely, there were no people in these cars? All the cars were empty, and as for the tanks and armored vehicles, the doors were all open.

"Disperse, disperse." Mel's heart was half cold, and he dared to let his people hide. But sadly, all the cars and armored vehicles broke down at this moment.

So everyone abandoned their equipment and fled for their lives.

Mel, who was pulled away by his men, could only watch the American convoy and his own convoy collide violently.

Do you think that's it? Under everyone's astonishment, the American equipment began to shoot at each other with the Ether equipment.

"Boom boom boom"

The huge shock wave made all the Ether people hurriedly look for shelter, and some people who couldn't dodge in time were even knocked to the ground by the huge air wave.

The American side was also dumbfounded. What's going on? Why did they suddenly open fire? As the saying goes, when you are unlucky, even drinking water will get stuck in your teeth.

"JIU, JIU, JIU"

The sudden voice made everyone dumbfounded.

"What's going on?" Bonner and the Rangers caught up with Locke and others before they could catch their breath. The people around them immediately pressed them to the ground and shouted, "Hide."

"FK, this is the fleet's artillery."

When Locke reacted, the American fleet's artillery had already begun to cover the area with firepower. The Ether Kingdom was even worse, because it was in the central area, so they suffered the most serious blow.

"Hide, hide." Mel shouted heartbreakingly.

"Boom boom boom boom"

The fleet was even more confused. They didn't give the order to fire at all, but somehow the previously loaded artillery fired all by themselves.

They were so scared that they quickly turned off all the artillery, and it was because of this that the two American corps were "preserved".

"Shit, can't you contact General Bonner?" The person in charge of the fleet was also panicked. After the previous round of fire suppression, who knows how Bonner and others are now.

"Report to the general, our communication with the Rangers has completely failed, and our electronic equipment has completely failed." The subordinate reported.

"FK, leave here immediately."

At the same time, the American military was also panicking. They found that they had lost contact with the First Carrier Fleet since some time ago.

This made them very anxious. That was an aircraft carrier. If something went wrong, the consequences would be disastrous.

MK saw the aircraft carrier fleet retreating and did not continue to harass them. He just watched the show quietly.

After retreating for 2 hours, the person in charge of the aircraft carrier fleet finally contacted the American military. They learned that all the electronic systems of the aircraft carrier fleet had failed, and they were so scared that they immediately asked the aircraft carrier to return for maintenance.

As for the Rangers and the First Cavalry Division, they could only send people through the Ether Nation to ask them to retreat.

Bonner, who received the news of the retreat, immediately sent a retreat signal flare to the guards on the top of the mountain. Now it was no longer a question of whether to defend or not. If they didn't retreat now, who knows what would happen.

So after seeing the signal, the people on the top of the mountain immediately prepared to drive away from this damn place, but they tragically found that all the cars and tanks were "out of order".

At this time, Love didn't care and asked people to take some equipment that could be taken away and evacuate quickly.

On the opposite hill, Lao Ba and the signal flag staff saw that people in the American garrison were constantly retreating, and they thought that the Americans were going to do something big.

But a closer look seemed to show that something was wrong. The Americans and the Etherians seemed to be in a "hurry" and how could they set fire to their bases?

It turned out that Love saw that some tanks and armored vehicles could not be taken away, so he gritted his teeth and chose to destroy them himself.

The rest of the people got on the drivable Hummers and ran away, but the Hummer convoy had limited load capacity, so most people could only run behind the cars.

It was more miserable for Mel of the Etherian country. The remaining belongings of the First Division, which was finally reorganized, suffered heavy losses in this "chaos".

Except for some mechanical cars, almost all high-tech equipment was out of control.

"Retreat, retreat immediately." Mel originally wanted to struggle, but when he saw that the self-propelled artillery had begun to aim at him, he immediately ordered to run away.

So a very spectacular scene appeared on the battlefield. The soldiers of the Etherian country drove trucks in front, and the armored vehicles and tanks behind chased their own people.

At this time, the smart people discovered a "detail", that is, these "rioting" armored vehicles and tanks only target people who drive away, and they choose to "ignore" people who walk.

In this way, more and more people discovered the strangeness, and everyone chose to jump out of the car and run away. After several hours of trekking, all the American and Etherian personnel returned to the temporary base.

At this time, they can be said to be in a mess, especially the garrisons on the top of the mountain. They haven't drunk water for a day, and many of them have symptoms of dehydration.

After the people of the United States and the Etherian country ran away, Lao Ba's people and the external staff of the signal flag looked at the equipment scattered on the ground. They were a little dumbfounded.

Some people tried to start it, but it caught fire as soon as they hit it.

The person in charge of Lao Ba looked at the "equipment" on the ground with a complicated expression and gritted his teeth and ordered: "Take it all away." So Lao Ba "got" countless equipment from the United States and the Etherian country for free.

Several countries "watching the show" on the side were dumbfounded. From their perspective, the American troops first launched an attack on their own cavalry division, and then rushed the Etherian defense together with the cavalry division.

What was even more speechless was that the American fleet actually launched a round of firepower attacks on their own troops, and everyone was stunned.

If it weren't for the "video" that was sent back in the first time, they would have thought that the people on the front line were crazy. How could they say such a thing? Are they fooling fools?

But after seeing the video, all the countries were silent. This was too much like the collective surrender of "equipment" in the Etherian country some time ago.

The difference is that this time the American fleet actually launched a round of firepower suppression on its own people, fortunately there were no casualties.

Unfortunately, there were a lot of equipment losses, especially the scene in the back when Lao Ba's people drove away all the equipment discarded by the United States and the Etherian country, which made many people a little dumbfounded.

Even Bonner and Locke, who had retreated to the base, almost vomited blood. After doing this for a long time, they gave so much equipment to others for nothing?

The worst was the garrison on the top of the mountain. They were like orphans. They "strolled" up for a while, and then ran away in a very embarrassed manner.

They didn't even have time to take away some of the equipment, and all of them were cheaply taken by Lao Ba's people. At this time, the Ranger Regiment and the First Cavalry Division could be said to be "bankrupt".

Fortunately, the Rangers had more than a dozen Hummers and trucks left, but the First Cavalry Division was in a worse situation. They now only have 4 Hummers left in the entire division.

And these were all driven down from the top of the mountain. The rest of the equipment was either scrapped or taken away by Lao Ba.

After the United States learned of this news, it completely turned Point 3 into a "key care" object. It even wanted to send U2 to attack the area.

However, due to the deterrence of the "European Goddess", the United States could only let two divisions cover the area with artillery from a distance at the base for a whole night.

But even a fool knows that Lao Ba's people had already fled, but for the sake of "face" they still had to "pretend" to take revenge.

After this incident, many American soldiers regarded that place as the "Devil's Triangle". There were even rumors that it was the territory of the dead and anyone who entered would lose their way.

Anyway, no matter how weird it was, it spread. Later, that area became a restricted area for the United States and the Ether Kingdom, and no one dared to patrol there.

Acting President Tully was really vomiting blood this time. The first division they finally formed was almost "annihilated" in this battle.

All modern "equipment" was lost, and the funniest thing was that there was a stampede. In order to cover up all this, they had to publicize that the "electromagnetic anomaly" was the main reason for this failure.

After this failure, even the American Ethereum Consortium is a little bit overwhelmed. Although they say they control a lot of industries, they cannot afford to be so prodigal as the Ether Kingdom.

The Aether Kingdom is really suffering, and such "strange" events have happened one after another, making them all feel that the place is cursed.

So they actually teamed up with the United States to send a team of "experts" to "inspect".

When Tang Wen woke up the next day, he happened to see the news that the Ether Kingdom and the United States had jointly sent more than 50 "experts" to study Area 3, which almost made Tang Wen laugh.

"What two little cuties."

Tang Wen yawned and patted the still sleeping little deer. The little deer pouted and dissatisfied and hugged Tang Wen's bad hand to prevent Tang Wen from causing further mischief.

"Haha" Tang Wen laughed evilly, took out his hand and went to the floor-to-ceiling window of Tomson Yipin to make himself a cup of tea.

"Ding ding ding" the phone rang.

Tang Wen took the phone and looked at it. He found that it was Zhou Xu and pressed the connect button.

"Boss, the matter has been taken care of. All their equipment has been given to Lao Bazi."

Tang Wen nodded and said with regret: "It's a pity. Why don't the American submarines come to take a look? Otherwise, I can get a submarine to play with."

"Don't worry, boss, there are plenty of opportunities. If you really want it, I can ask MK to find a way to get one." Zhou Xu said with a smile.

Tang Wen: "Haha, forget it, it's not good to be gathering wool like this all day long. Let these fat sheep rest for a while, and we will go back when they are fattened up."

"Okay boss."

After asking about the latest news about the Bloody Saber, Tang Wen hung up the phone. Tomorrow will be the announcement of the top 100 "The Goddess is Here", and it will also be the time when the Tang Mansion will make its debut. Naturally, Tang Wen needs to accompany his classmate Xiao Wang to "put on a show".

I wanted to call classmate Xiao Wang, but unfortunately, classmate Xiao Wang and others played games all night last night and are still not up now.

So Tang Wen planned to go to Zhang Zhimei to "discuss the art of photography." After all, Zhang Zhimei is said to have several "treasure" uniforms that he has never seen before.

So Tang Wen called JA to drive towards the hotel where Zhang Zhimei lived.