Chapter 160: The Deepest Hidden Flatterer
"Squad leader, I see that old soldier, he knocked Zhang Qiang off with one punch! Is this still a problem? I feel like a cow can be killed by him!"
La Qiangdong asked with a nervous expression.
puff!
Yu Dalei took a bowl of cold water and poured it all down on Zhang Energy's face.
"Cough...cough cough!"
Zhang Qiang coughed violently, and suddenly woke up and sat up, like a corpse, gasping for breath.
La Qiangdong raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Haha! Squad leader, you really expected things like God, Zhang Energy is really alive!"
Niu Diligently said with a smile: "It's not that I can predict things like God, but the special forces of others are amazing. His punch is controlled just right, and the strike position is very accurate! One more point can kill people, one less point, people are more Can't get dizzy! This is the real master!"
Hearing this, everyone was shocked.
Yu Dalei opened his mouth and said, "This is amazing! I think he hit that punch just now, but he didn't aim at all, how can he hit so accurately and so powerfully? That guy doesn't specialize in human acupuncture, right? Was a Chinese medicine practitioner before the soldiers?"
"The doctor is not so accurate, and he punches so fast that it's hard to catch with the naked eye! I think he must be dissecting the human body!"
La Qiangdong nodded seriously.
While the two were talking, Zhang Nianjian also jumped up from the ground and shouted, "Where is the person? Don't hide, if you come out, I will fight!"
"Pfft!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"This guy, hasn't his head been awake yet?"
The soldiers around were laughing and joking.
Yu Dalei pulled him and smiled awkwardly: "Energy, they left early! If it wasn't for his mercy, you would have been beaten to death."
La Qiangdong nodded solemnly: "That's not it! I can see Zhang Energy, just your two three-legged cat kung fu, usually bully me! That great god just now, people can move a little finger. I'll press you to death! Let's take it easy in the future, don't brag all the time, it's easy to be beaten..."
As soon as these words came out, the surrounding laughter grew louder.
"I..." Zhang Energy's face instantly turned into a pig's liver color.
How ugly, how ugly!
Are you really so unbearable?
He wanted to refute, but there was no reason, his eyes were full of unwillingness.
These days, although he is very frivolous, his training has also been very hard, and even Yang Junyu, the king of the Nine Brigades, has been planted in his hands.
Therefore, it is taken for granted that no one in the military region is his opponent.
As long as there is a chance, even the king of soldiers can be defeated!
But the fact is, he didn't even take a punch from Lu Yu, and was knocked out, which can be said to be humiliating and humiliating.
There is a sense of frustration in my heart, is it really not suitable for me to be a soldier?
What did you do before, was it really wrong?
"Squad leader, is someone like him the real king of soldiers?"
Zhang Energy lowered his head, and asked Niu hard in frustration.
Niu looked at him lightly: "Being a soldier is not as easy as you think, especially being a good soldier and a top soldier! The king of soldiers, it is not enough to just talk about it, the hard work of the real king of soldiers is You can't see it! Their one-year contribution may be worth your whole life!"
"To be honest, between you and the King of Soldiers, there is a distance of a journey from the west to learn the scriptures! Not to mention the man just now, he is the King of Soldiers among the Soldiers, and there is still another 108,000 miles to go!"
"That far?"
Zhang Energy was silent, and suddenly said, "Squad leader, what can I do to become a person like him?"
"impossible!"
Niu shook his head diligently: "No one can be him, a character of this level may only appear in our military region for hundreds of years!"
"Squad leader, there's no need to hit people like this, right?"
Zhang Qiang grimaced.
Niu glanced at him hard and said with a smile: "I'm not hitting you, someone like him is too far behind me... But if you want to become stronger, you can think about it first, why are you here? Soldier? What does it mean to be a soldier?"
Zhang Qiang was slightly startled, and his eyes showed thinking.
Such a simple question, he never seemed to think about it.
But this question is not simple, it contains very deep truth...
"Will I be a good soldier when I understand what it means to be a soldier?"
Zhang Qiang was confused and fell into deep contemplation.
...
He Niu's hard-working tank company separated, and Lu Yu led the red blood cell members to gallop all the way to a dozen kilometers away.
Two kilometers ahead is a station of the Nine Synthetic Brigade.
Lu Yu and the others hid well, took a telescope to observe, and determined that there was a small headquarters in the station.
"Captain, do we want it?"
Wang Yanbing asked in a low voice and made a beheading action.
Lu Yu shook his head. Their goal was to capture six headquarters at the same time and bloom in multiple directions.
This is the main event!
Before that, you must hide yourself well, and you must not be discovered by the Blues.
Now, once you do it, you will definitely startle the snake. You can't do this stupid thing like picking up sesame seeds and throwing watermelon.
"Hide first and wait for my flock to send back information!"
Lu Yu retracted his head and ordered.
Song Kaifei lay on the grass all of a sudden, resting his head on his hands, and stretched out comfortably: "I'm exhausted, I'm too lazy to relax, if only I could have a good night's sleep."
"How beautiful you think!"
Xu Tianlong pushed him, and said angrily: "Are you still tired? The most tired one just now was Brother Yu and Erniu, okay?"
Song Kaifei immediately sat up and retorted: "Longlong, what you said is incompetent! Of course I'm tired, Brother Yu and Erniu are marching under fire outside, don't I need to worry about their safety? Brother Yu is our captain. , the soul of the team, once something happens to him, we are all finished!"
"At that time, I was thinking about them all, and all my energy was highly concentrated. I was afraid that Brother Yu would sacrifice. Wouldn't it be a waste of time? So, my mental overdraft was so serious that my muscles all over my body were sore and sore. , my heart beats several times faster than usual..."
Saying that, Song Kaifei was full of righteous indignation: "During this period, my flesh is tight and I am always on guard. If Brother Yu is in danger, I will rush out and use my chest to block the bullets for him! Look, can this be tiring?"
I fuck!
He Chenguang and others collectively threw their contemptuous glances.
Can you get a face on this guy?
I have seen flattery, but I have never seen flattery so loud. Saying you're a jerk, you really don't have to run!
Dare to love, you are the sycophant with the deepest hidden red blood cells!
"Little bitch, I almost believed what you said!" Wang Yanbing scorned.
"Eh! It's a fact."
Song Kaifei hugged Lu Yu's thigh and hummed, "You guys don't understand my heart for Brother Yu at all! But it doesn't matter, as long as Brother Yu understands, I am willing to be his most loyal paparazzi!"
Lu Yu kicked him away and smiled: "Pilot, in the red blood cells, you are the most sincere to me."
"Haha! Look, Brother Yu knows heroes with a good eye and knows me well."
Song Kaifei was complacent and flattered: "Brother Yu, I will always be your dog's leg..."
"Okay, we're all going to bed, you come on duty."
"Ah? Why me?"
"Don't you say it's my dog's leg, why, you don't want to?"
Song Kaifei: "..."
The others were holding back their laughter, their eyes clearly saying—
call you a jerk! Should!